Rahkshi Lalonde

News: Bohrok adventures is approaching it's anniversary soon. the 26th of january!also, here's an Enemy preview:(I'm working on the first flash so bear with me here...)

BN: call BG.You have a feeling as to who's behind these shenan- OH COME ON!BN: go upstairs.Never, not even for the sake of communication.BN: What about that door over there?You walk into the doorway and- HOW DO YOU EVEN-tThat room doesn't even have a door.BN: Look.all doors aside, this is just the room you were looking for. and heres the COMPUTER, right where you left it.BN: Check PC.Someone is trying to get your attention.BN: Respond.RL: OHMAKUTAIMSOSORRY!BN: What, who is this?RL: i'm not supposed to say my name, sorry. : (BN: It's okay. What are you so sorry about?RL: the stairs thing, i probably should've warned you sooner.BN: Oh, that. I'm okay, really.RL: no you're not, your arm is missing. D: RL: sorry.BN: No, really, I'm okay. Stop worrying about me.RL: really?BN: Yes, I'm fine! Okay?RL: that's good. : DBN: When you last contacted me, you said some pretty wierd things.BN: What was that all about?RL: oh, SORRY!RL: i wasn't entirely myself at that time.RL: tip for the future: hunger staffs are not toys.BN: Haha, I know somebody like that.BN actually, I'd better check on her.BN See you later.RL: bye! : D

B L: Put them on.Ladies and gentelmen, say hello to the CEO of the Coolsville cool department, Mister Cool.CEO: Back to Business.Oh right, you've got an adventure to attend to.B L&BK: Exit stage left.As you make your wayto the door, you suddenly switch to being a different bohrok, at a different point in time, in the future.Be future nuhvok.You are now the Bohrok Nuhvok at some pont in the future.BN: Check vitals.Though not entirely DEAD, your HIT POINTS LIFTARM is down several pins.BN: Heal already!Seeing as how you've been resting this whole time, it would ony make sense that your LIFTARM regains a few missing pins.BN: Wake.You awaken from your prolonged nap with the feeling...-->....that...-->...something's.-->...missing.BN: count limbs.Well, this is unusual...---------------------------------------------I'm going to have to put BAC in the credits at some point.also, Mysterious character previw.

I only see two problems here:1: minecraft blocks are perfect cubes, lego blocks are not. you need to place a flat block opn either end to make it cubic.2; lego adhiers to gravity, blocks cannot form overhangs without being staggered.other than that, I'm in full support here.

Lehvak need glasses because they make him look cool. And, in all fairness, their other eye is already covered up.

Be the Tahnok clones.You are now LEHVAK and KOHRAK.B L&BK: Go adventurin' !You both agree that it is about time you left that staircase.Wait! what about the others?Yeah right, as if they ever cared about you. To them you were nothing more than cloned material, duplicates of the original.B L&BK: Well, let's go then.You couldn't agree more! It's time to get this show on the--->road.B L& BK: Examine body.For some reason, this girl looks familiar...-->Yes! she was the one who wouldn't stop flailing about earlier, and- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!-->He informs you that, as a corpse, she won't be needing these things anymore.B L: Correct.You point out the light that indicates she is still ALIVE.He says "Oh".B L: Take Glasses.You'll be taking those.

Like a two-way hole in the floor.

I was reading through the comic updates i had missed and one title in particular reminded me of something:The other comics were all really good too. : P

Do You See Those Things Over There?Yes, The Jagged Spikes Right Over There.I Need You To Remove Those.It May Be A Bit Difficult.BT: click send ONE(1).now i need you to put an item in that slot. pick anything you want, it doesn't matter, just hurry!BT: Put PAKARI in left-hand slot.that thing? what is that thing, anyway?oh well, doesn't really matter here's the rope you need.just click send and you're DONE!BT: Click.well, ALMOST done, i forgot about the ridiculously long wait afterwards. hope you like STANDING IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER! ;DRK: Rest.At least that's over.

Thanks! : ) I, personally, felt like the stair ruse was a........... DISTACTION.

BG: EnterOne Of My Friends Is Trying To Give One Of Your Friends An Important Item You Will Need.BG: Look inside.As For You, You've Got Some Retrieving To Do Yourself.BG: Leap.Jump Down That Hole...BG: Land.Such An Amazing Girl...Meanwhile...FOR THE LOVE OF MAKUTA TERIDAX, JUST OPEN THE PROGRAM!!!BT: Open program.THERE, YOU"VE GOT IT.-->If he were any slower, he WOULDN"T BE MOVING AT ALL!

Chapter 2BK: Be the Clawbine.You are not too sure what a Clawbine is, or how you can even be one. yet, you somehow pull it off.Clawbine: Recap?The Clawbine cannot give a recap, because it is just a crab and that would be just plain silly.CK: Recap?The author cannot recap, because he is simply too busy making the updates he should have worked on during forum downtime.Oh okay: be Pahrak then.Pahrak is too preoccupied at the moment.Be Pahrak.She really doesn't want to be bothered right now.Gahlok?You are now the BOHROK GAHLOK.Hello There.And Who Would You Be?Has Anybody Told You How Beautiful You Are?You Seem Rather Intelligent As Well.Could i get You To Do Something For Me?Well, For My Friend, Actually.Go Up Those stairs.Good Girl.

BN: Take PC.Awhoops.-->you take X1 IPHONE.BN: Call somebody.time... to get my KNOCKOFF on.BG: Regard Phone.Oh yeah, your phone, Whoops.BG: Answer.----------------------------------------BG: hello?BG: who is this?BN: Aaugh!BG: what?BN: You can talk,BN: You're intelligent?BG: yeeeess...BG: last i checked i was.BN: ......BG: what?BN: .......BG: are you still there?BN: Hold on, I have to destroy something.----------------------------------------BN: Destroy something.You decide that talking is for crazy people, you shall never talk again.Unless it's an emergency.BN: WhoopsThe remains of your COMPUTER lay on the floor. luckily, this thing seems to regenerate.BN: Take PC(again.)You leave the broken one where it is, Pahrak's probably just gonna eat it anyway.Later-->There is a smashed computer in the middle of the room, and an intact one in the corner.BT: Use intact PC.You look at the screen, it is covered in pretty icons.BT: Open shipping program.You do just that.-->NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO!BT: Regard Computerized Logic.Could, could it be TRUE?RK: RAEG!!THESE BOHROK ARE FREAKING MORONS, ALL OF THEM!!!!!!BT: Fix Err.FINALLY!RT: EntertainYou suppose you could find something to do that doesn't involve Bohrok...RT: Read comedyWhat- what is this?-->You wish you could describe the slop you just read...PBN: Be contactedHello,Are you a bohrok?Vorahk told me about bohrok, What do they taste like?Could you please tell me,I want to know.I am rather hungry,even after i tried eating Vorahk's staffs, I actually feel hungrier now.Wait- Where are you going?are you running away?don't forget to watch out for-oops.I warned you about the stairs,I told you.BG: Contact BN.BG: hello?BG: remember me?BG: we talked earlier,BG: but i never got your name.BG: mine's Gahlok,BG: hello?BG: are you there?BG: is something wrong?BG: hello?End Chapter One-----------------------------------------------Chapter one, reposted.

BN: Try to calm things down.You try this, but only seem to confuse them.-->It's like they seriously don't have a single brain between the four of them.BT: Show us your mad cloning skillz again.You create another successful copy of yourself.BT: Reunite with friend.Are you crazy, you don't even know the guy.BP: Retreat upstairs.Forget this lot, you need something to eat.BP: Walk through door.You enter NUHVOK's ROOM. the only thing remotely edible in here is the bed.BP: Eat bed.It'll do.BN: Follow brown bohrok.You'd best go see what that lunatic is up to.BN: Enter.That little demon!BN: Arm.Gladly...BN: STRIKE.-->Great, you missed your target and tore through the wall,Where are you?BN: DescribeAn essentially empty room with a computer in the corner.Oh yeah, and the hole you just tore in the wall.BP: RestGood Idea, digestion takes lots of energy.-->You know ,that's an awfully bad eating habit you've got there.-->Here, try this.BP: Examine book.Your incredibly tiny brain cannot comprehend the contents of this book, though the picture on the cover does give you an idea...BP: Eat book.No,No, You bonehead!-->You have company.-->Pleeeeease try to be civil.BP: Tidy mess.Yes, that's goo-Noooooo![X4- Wood splinters]-->That was stupid,-->You moron.BT: Ookaaaaay...There really isn't much else to do here.-->But wait, what's this?RT: FacepalmYou don't know how much more you can take.-------------------------------------------------------------------Update!

BL: scope surroundings. You appear to have fallen into a cavernous pit,your only companion is a suspicious looking marrow. BL: COLLECTILIZE the SQUASH. You can never have too many vegetables. B L: Use ACID SHIELDS on wall. You bonehead! all you've managed to do is make yourself digest faster. Marrow: valiantly give life for friend. Your companion sacrifices itself to spare you some time. CK: switch focus for "suspense". "One focus switch coming right up!" BK: Explode. BOHROK KOHRAK is DEAD. *This space pending!* BG: Land already. You land in a room full of SQUASH. BG: exit room. You have no idea what wait's for you outside this- --> OH, COME ON! BP:resist urge to eat blue bohrok.you succeed in not eating this third bohrok. though you aren't sure how long you can hold the urge. BT: land. you land lightly on your previous companions head.you are in a bit of a tight spot though. BT: make clone to stand on. This is completely pointless. BT: clone Lehvak. This second clone pushes Tahnok up through the hole. BT: Pull Lehvak through hole. You pull the green bohrok through the hole into the room above. BT&BL: Pull clones through hole.Oh dear, it would appear the clones have perished in the acid.BT&B L: Walk through door.Now, I must warn you about the- BT&BL: happen. BP: Notice guests. Oh, how nice. They look awfully familiar though. BN: wake up. *this space pending!* That was the most horrifying dream ever. BN: don glasses. Of course, you can't see a thing without them.You equip the GLASSES. [bohrok Nuhvok] (Weapon: Tunnel shields) (Wear: glasses) BN: go through door. You wish there was a logical explanation for this. You wish.... ------------------------------------------------------- Many thanks for your praise, you don't know how much this means to me.

BG: Walk through door. Indeed, that seems like a very wise thing to- --> Oh well that's just stupid. B L: Walk through door. Now this seems like the right option at this moment. --> BT: Rescue your fallen comrade.Those STAIRS are mighty dangerous.you wouldn't want to injure yourself, you suppose you'll stay up here. for safety's sake. --> You are now the BOHROK PAHRAK.You enjoy filling your room with a vast collection of vegetable marrows,these are also your favorite snack. BP: Think of eating a marrow. You prefer to call them SQUASH, yourself. they are indeed quite tasty. Squash:Become nervous. The faces this girl is making in your direction are rather upsetting, you begin to tremble feverishly. Marrow: turn into a pumpkin. Oh if only you could turn into this vegetable of her disliking.however, unlike some vegetables you are stuck as a STABLE SQUASH. Vegetable: Meet untimely fate. Things are looking mighty grim for you... BP: enjoy food. You chomp down on your unfortunate victim. --> ??? BP: Inspect.It would appear to be two poor souls trapped on opposite ends of a SLOTTED INCLINE.You wish there was some way you could help. BP: Start London based Oil company and gain lots of money. This is an utterly preposterous idea, and you question where you could have ever gotten it from. BP: regard hunger. You wish you had finished eating that squash earlier. BP: eat the green one. Green, like a vegetable, right? BT: regard danger. Egad! your companion is in peril. BT: scurry down stairs post haste.here goes, -->

Index Chapter I BG: walk through door B L: scope surroundings. BN: Take PC. Chapter II BG: Enter Do You See Those Things Over There? Be the Tahnok clones. B L: Put them on. BN: call BG. BN: Go find BP .Chapter III RT: Retrieve arms from- Right, back to the girl. Turahk: Get going! RT: What were you doing? Gahlok: The task at hand? Girls: Relate. Turahk: Advance. Close your eyes Turahk: Scrape some leeches off the wall. Turahk: Enter Chapter One: You are the BOHROK TAHNOK. You appear to be trapped in a near-blank room with a PUMPKIN and a GREAT KANOHI PAKARI.what do you do? BT: turn yourself into a thinner, easier to draw, more humanoid form. You do just that. BT: eat the pumpkin. Stop being silly, that's obviously a marrow. BT: Put on the PAKARI and smash down door. The power! you feel like you could do anything! --> Not really, the kanohi is powerless and therefore useless.Still, it wouldn't hurt to COLLECTILIZE it. BT: COLLECTILIZE PAKARI You place it in one of your HEADPLATE SLOTS next to your FLAME SHIELDS. BT: make a clone of yourself and color it green. through a course of events far too complicated to state. you have successfully cloned yourself. You are now the BOHROK LEHVAK. B L:COLLECTILIZE MARROW The PUMPKIN appeared in the headplate slot next to your ACID SHIELDS. BT: Use B L as a battering ram to knock down the door. This is of course useless as the door is already unlocked. BT: Be someone else. You are now BOHROK GALOHK you are in a room with one large window. near the wall facing you is a cupboard. BG: search cupboard. In the Cupboard there were X4 drinking glasses.you put them in your HEADPLATE next to your WATER SHIELDS. BG:Put glasses on hands and clack them together like crab claws. This is incredibly silly and will probably end badly. --> See, What did i tell you? --> You lost ONE (-1) DRINKING GLASS. BG: Break fourth wall. You attempt to break the fourth wall. --> safadsfdhfdghfgyfkhg- now look what you've done! CK: switch to second wall viewing. Switching to second wall. BG: explore other end of room. The second wall shows us a doorway that was previously hidden.But besides that, and the remains of the fourth wall , it is really quite bland. you probably should put a painting here when you have the time. BG: COLLETILIZE broken GLASS. You Pick up X1 broken DRINKING GLASS.

That's okay Gav, i'm often busy ,and tired, and never get anything done.Compared to me, you are very productive. :T

Bionicles Adventures Comix dares to disagree. about the comic, what's that guy gonna do with the toast, Eat it? Blegh. XP

actually, it's littered with dollar pieces, I used them instead of the studless green 2x2s.Thanks, the mouth is my favorite part. : D

Being a fan of some of the more "hollow bulk" MOCs i like the second one best.Is it actually made with just baranus pieces?

A machine that psychoanalyzes? so it's like a techno-rose.

These comics are somehow both exceedingly stupid and yet Pure undying genius at the same exact time. plus, I think they may have made the best analogy for the forum downtime.

Hungryplant is a fully purchasable LDD model i made during the downtime. It contains 230 bricks, and costs a total of $59.40.The plantFrontBackMouthSide(mouth open)