Toarobot18

Hey Onuki! Thanks for stopping by. (And thanks to my sister, who let me know someone posted here.) I did write this quite a while ago, and while I did my best to make corrections, I'm not surprised I missed plenty of mistakes. So thank you very much for helping out. Regarding Hakaan, I actually have no idea anymore how it's spelled, but considering that it is Hakaan throughout most of the comedy I'll go with that. Blisps is intentional. As far as capitalization goes, those instances were intentional also. I consider "toa," "piraka," and "matoran," to be similar to our words such as "hero," "bandit," and "worker." The same goes for "cordak bullet" and "zamor sphere." Think "rifle bullet" and "explosive sphere." While Lego may have capitalized them, I don't, unless it makes sense within the comedy's world.As far as the future of the comedy, it's posts like yours that inspire me to actually continue re-posting the chapters. Of course, you could find out what happens next by digging in the archives, but that would spoil the surprise.EDIT: I added a chapter. Also, BS01 says the proper spelling is Hakann, so I decided to do it the right way. CHAPTER TWO In the last chapter of Bionicle: Mission Space our heroes were in grave danger, as the Flying Madu's engine was damaged!From the engine room: BANNNNG!!!!!! CRASH!!!!!!!! KABOOOM!!!!All: What?!!! Ah!!! Help!!! Mata Nui!!Tahu: That was three hours already?Hakann: No. It couldn't have been a meteorite. We're still three hours away and there's no other meteorites on the radar.Computer: ERROR 294! ERROR 294! ENGINE DAMAGE! ENGINE DAMAGE! ERROR 294! WARNING!! WARNING!!All: OH NO!!!Hakann: What could have caused this terrible catastrophe to befall us? How can we escape the wrath of danger? O Mata Nui! Save us from a gruesome fate!(All others raise eyebrows.)Gaaki: Well? Engines don't just break by themselves! Normally. Tahu! Go check the engine room. See if you--BAAAAAANG!!! BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!All: AHHHHHHH!(Tahu walks slowly and cautiously heads towards the engine room.)Vezok: Stop!Tahu: Why?Vezok: I didn't do it! It wasn't my fault!All but Vezok: Huh?Vezok: He was hungry! And there's no matoran on the ship...Hakann: I have a bad feeling about this. Tahu! Go check this out!(Tahu goes into the engine room.)A few seconds later...THUUMP! AHHHH! HELP! BOOOM! CRRUUUUUUUUUUNCCH!(Silence.)Vezok: He was just a janitor anyway...(Gali faints.)Hakann: Lewa, Hahli, Pohatu! Go to the engine room and deal with what ever is in there! Bring weapons!Vezok: Nooooooooooo! Don't hurt him! He won't eat no one!!! I'll calm him down! He listens me!(Vezok runs into the engine room.)A strange sound emits from the engine room: Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Prrrrrrrrrrrrr.Hahli: Hey! That sounds like my cat, fluffles!Hakann: Lewa, go in the engine room! Now!Lewa: Oh this will be a lot of fun-play...(Lewa goes into the engine room. A few minutes later, he returns looking dazed:)Lewa: It's-- It's-- ... It's a dragon!!!Hakann: A dragon! In my ship? How unacceptable!Gaaki: I'll get Vezok. We need to have a talk...(Gaaki leaves and then returns with Vezok, who's pulling a purring Kardas by a chain.)Hakann: What do you have to say for yourself?Vezok: Well... I couldn't stand to leave without ol' Kardy!Hakann: Then sit!(Vezok sits down.)Hakann: Gaaki! What do you suggest his punishment be?Gaaki: I have just the one. (She glares at Vezok.)Krika: [Delta control here, we're losing your connection! Why have you turned off your engine? You're out of battery power and- (Static.)(The lights, computer, and other electronics shut down.)All: No power!Gaaki: Without power our oxygen maker won't work! And we'll need all the air we've got! We won't have room for an extra mouth, especially a huge one. We'll have to leave Kardas here, in space.Vezok: Noooooooooo! I can't leave him! Will you give him an oxygen tank?Hakann: Well, we need all the oxygen we've got.Vezok: If I leave, you'll save a lot of oxygen that will make up for tanks for both of us! I abandon ship as long as I can stay with Kardy!!!Hakann: (Looking extremely happy.) I don't know... we wouldn't want to leave such a wonderful crew member behind. ... But if you must.Vezok: Yesssss! Me and Kardy will stay together forever!(A few minutes later they are both in the airlock with air tanks.)Hakann: Bye, bye! We might miss you!(Hakann opens the airlock manually for lack of power; Vezok and Kardas float off in space...)BOOOOOM! BOOOOM!All: The meteorite storm!!!!On the next chapter of Bionicle: Mission Space:What will happen to the stranded crew of the Flying Madu, stuck in a meteorite storm without power?Who will be the new janitor?And what role will the iBrick play? (No, I didn't just randomly stick that in there.)Word count: 500Comments welcome & encouraged.

It's randomized. Cross your fingers and hope for the best.

Great! A BZRepublic Goal PM will soon be on its way.No, but close. He gets 40 widgets.

Alright. See if any of those people you contacted will change their minds now.

I revised the rules. Check out the first post. The rules are now divided between "Standard Rules," and "Full Rules," to aid player accessibility.

Alright, I'll work on reorganizing them a bit.

Well, I don't think it's really that difficult to understand once you get into it. I kind of walk people through things. As far as I'm concerned, as long as they read General Rules and the section related to their position (business, military, etc.), they should be fine. As far as length of the rulebook goes, I guess no one has played Axis & Allies or Diplomacy. I could shorten them by simply making them less detailed, but then I'm left answering more questions in the topic. If you have any specific suggestions for modifying them though, go ahead. I could shift the detailed rules into another post and put "quick start rules" or the like in the first post, if you think that'd be better.You have one guaranteed businessmatoran, my sister, when she gets around to posting (don't worry, I'm nagging her for you). But certainly could use more than one.

Purchases processed.

Well, it was poor writing on my part, but you said "we" in your message (you and your parents?), and I didn't want it to read like you and I share a computer. Sorry about that computer though.

Purchases processed. By the way, a couple clarifications: If you have multiple kinds of food of different qualities, the best food gets eaten first unless you specify otherwise. Also, the Quality Couch M.2 is a home gadget.

You mean physically travel there? It's not a functionality that is really needed, considering you already PM through me to contact a foreign government, and contacting them while "in" their country wouldn't be much different. I also want to avoid getting into role-playing.Keep in mind when this game was originally designed, foreign countries were simply things you could attack that could retaliate, and the entire foreign update would have simply consisted of "Friendly," "Neutral," or "Hostile." I've already expanded interaction capability quite a bit.

Hey folks, if you know where I can find a nice database of pictures of matoran and turaga in drawn/painted/comic form (Lego, not fan produced. I'm already using BS01 galleries, but a lot of the images are broken.), I'm making a banner for this game myself and need tons of matoran heads to paste in various places.

I figured he'd just claim he didn't have space on his computer for GIMP or didn't want to slow it down more. It already takes him 5 minutes to open Word, according to his PMs.

He claimed "we" got rid of Paint due to extreme lack of use. Ctrl-V wasn't working for Word, and it didn't have an Edit menu.

Actually, once you claimed you didn't have Paint and couldn't paste into Word, I was fairly sure you were lying. Also, now you've lost that excuse for future games. (At least, those that allow revealing roles/fabricating evidence.)EDIT: And also, if you actually dislike mashed potatoes, I'm very sorry for you.

I see. Interesting, interesting. But then again, perhaps you lie again?

How you go about making a "treaty" is up to you. There is no device built into the game for such a thing. If you want you can try to arrange something, just keep in mind you can contact foreign governments only through PM and only with a communications device.

I null for the first two. I vote Onarax for the third due to the previously stated gun/ammunition hint.

Foreign Nations' Relations Update IINORTHRAXXSTATUS: NeutralOFFICIAL NEWS: "Northraxx officials will sign the Northraxx-Westarhk Border Rules Treaty later this week. This agreement, through a better understanding of procedures, will allow our nations to maintain and grow a friendly relationship while keeping boundaries secure."PRESS REPORT: "Several hundred protesters during the Rally for Rebechax were reportedly arrested yesterday, on the two hundredth anniversary of Rebechax's detainment."EASTLANDSTATUS: FriendlyOFFICIAL NEWS: "The administration of Eastland considers the recent harassment of its border agents by Northraxx fighters an entirely irresponsible provocation. We hope that Northraxx will be more considerate of our right to protect our territory in the future."PRESS REPORT: "After the Senate of BZ Nui passed a landmark gun control bill, lawmakers in Eastland have called for tightened regulations in their own nation as well. While blaster and launcher ownership is already prohibited, many believe laws on bladed weapons need strengthening."WESTARHKSTATUS: HostileOFFICIAL NEWS: NonePRESS REPORT: "The Truth of Westarhk, in a special investigative edition, explored reports of Eastlandish-made weapons failures after the prominent death of Idio Neveastex, who was killed while Rahi hunting when his Model J6 blaster backfired. According to statistics produced by Westarhk's Matoran Department of Matoran Defense, weapons produced in Eastland have an astounding 35% failure rate, compared to the 1.4% failure rate of the Westarhk made VoX-I9."SOSO NUISTATUS: NeutralOFFICIAL NEWS: "President Elwaho happily officially received the humanitarian aid provided by BZ Nui during a press conference in which he enthusiastically thanked BZ Nui and its president, Burnmad: Toa of Emoticons. President Elwaho and his administration vows to put these resources to work fighting crime and destroying gangs throughout Soso Nui."PRESS REPORT: "Crowds mourned at the funeral of anti-corruption activist and former police chief Panu Rahavitu. Panu's son, Rahavitu II, pledged to follow in his father's footsteps."

75 widgets transferred to Soso Nui from the National Bank, which now contains 300 widgets.

What Lloyd said. If you can't figure it out, well, you're going to have to trust me. But it's up to you to decide what you're willing to tell me.It's just different degrees of trust. If you don't trust me enough to reveal who you are (in case I was a mafia member who might retaliate) through sending a PM, this is a slightly safer method, since it's anonymous. However, I stand by the fact that my inbox was full when Lloyd sent out PMs, so I don't have a role. That is my primary evidence. And if you look in the BZRepublic topic or ask those who have tried to PM me over the past couple weeks, you'll see that was and is the case.

Transfer processed. National Bank has 375 widgets, Onarax 54.

You don't need a bill. It's a built in capability to be able to donate to other accounts (citizen and national). Just go ahead and donate to the National Bank if you want to.

Through Google Docs. I get the capability with my email account.

Since Lloyd doesn't mind, I present the latest VDAMMA innovation in providing confidentiality to our clients: Anon. Info. Portal!