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Nuju? iBrow, you are a genius! How did I forget him! Also, just posted Transonicle 3! It get's its own topic, so we don't get confused as to whats going on in this one. I will continue this at the same time as Transonicle 3, just so you all know. Also, I need Wreckers, so if you have ideas for them, or want to be one, tell me! ibrow, your character shows up in the next chapter of Transonicle 3. And Frendox was fun to write. And about Barritax listening to him, think about this: You pretend to listen intently to a 6 year old talking to you, think of Barritax doing the same thing here with Frendox... MTL

Well, I saw Dark of the Moon, and I went "Oh gee, time to write."And so it was. While I'll continue Transonicle Re-Mastered in it's own topic, this will get it's own. If you haven't seen Transformers 3 yet, beware! Spoilers galore! It will differ from the plot of Transformers 3, considering I have very little idea of what the plot of the film I JUST watched is. All I really know is :space bridge, explosions, robots.Also, this will contain the same level of violence and action you have seen preivously, and it would be recamended that you, the reader, read Transonicle 1 and 2 in order for you to not get confused out of your mind by who's who.Also also, anyone who wants to just star, you have two (2) more days to do it, before the final deadline for guest starring for all Transonicle stuff is cut. (technically, you have until I actually write the next chapter, but..) I haven't decided on names for the Wreckers yet, so anyone who wants to be them, there's a spot! PM if you want.Well, thus is begins..... DuhDuh duh DUH DUHDuh duh duh duh DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUUUUHHHHPresenting, Transonicle 3! Being the the third and final part of the Transonicle series! (Unless Michael Bay makes a fourth one, but thats a different type of cereal)TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 1THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE END<Four score and several thousand years ago, Metrutron was lost. It had been apparent for everyone who was paying attention. We could not defeat the Deceptikuta, who were in their prime. We were losing on every front, and I knew that Makutatron would soon have the AllShiny if we did not do something. So in the final days, my friend Norik Prime, who had just invented the space bridge, a portal that, with enough energy could send objects of immense size (even a planet I suppose) anywhere we choose. But something went wrong. Norik’s ship was attacked while he was transporting the pillars that controlled the bridge. He and his crew were lost. I then launched the AllShiny anyways, and so it was that it flew aimlessly through space with Makutatron in tow. So it was that all our fates crossed in one very important location: the planet of the Matoran....>METRU-NUI, PRESENT DAYJaller dreamed a dream. Not a very exciting dream, but a dream. In this dream, he weighed 7000 pounds and ate at McNocturns every day. He could also spin around like a ballerina.Jaller was enjoying this dream when, up the stairs, of all people, came Hahli. Why Hahli you ask? Because they had not broken up because she insulted the writer or anything, allowing us to keep a sense of continuity.AANNNNYYYWAYYYSS, Hahli came up the stairs, holding in her hands, a box. What was inside this box? Read on you lazy-AANNNNYYYYWAAAYYYSS, Hahli, annoyed that Jaller was still asleep, hit Jaller with the box. The box screamed almost as loudly as Jaller.“What! What!” Jaller said, getting out of the bed.“You’re late. You slept in again.” Hahli said angrily.“Late? Late for what?” Jaller asked.“Late for your job interview you yellow-masked buffoon! Now get out off the bed and get to the job before the mighty warrior Goddess uses me as a hammer again!” said Wheeldax, crawling out of the box.Wait a minute, you ask. Didn’t 12345 take Wheeldax at the end of Transonicle 2?Very right, however, the Autotoabots made him give Wheeldax back. They did not exactly want him having more robots. Transraga, whom 12345 also took, escaped.ANNNYYWWAAYYYSS, Jaller got out of bed, had some toast (all the while being berated by Hahli for being so slow at getting anywhere) then went outside and got into the car, which was small, ugly and yellow.“I still don’t know why you’re driving THAT around when your car was much nicer and a giant alien guardian.” Hahli said as Jaller started to open the door.“Pohatubee had to go help the Autotoabots with something I guess.” Jaller said back.“Why? Hydraxhide, Tahkan and Dakama alone work well enough to let Pohatubee and half the Autotoabots sit around all day. Not to mention Omega Kaita merely being on this planet should be enough to scare every Deceptikuta away.” Hahli said. Wheeldax winced a little at Omega’s name. He was a little bit scared of him.Ok, a lot scared of him.“Blue Flame said something about new recruits showing up.” Jaller said, trying desperately to get the door open the entire way.“Blue Flame? Shouldn’t he be watching your parents?” Hahli said.“Geez, is she always thi-“ Wheeldax started to say until Hahli kicked him down the steps.Jaller moved away from the door. He decided it was stuck and he would have to slide in. “Look, Hahli, stop worrying. The Deceptikuta haven’t done anything in three years. Blue Flame said they were doing something behind the moon. And besides, my parents are coming by here within the week.”Look how I skilfully wrap up all of Transonicle 2’s loose ends. Some of them at least.“What makes you think they aren’t planning something? There’s all those Deceptikuta at the Tohu Memorial!” Hahli said.‘Relax, the Autotoabots beat the Deceptikuta’s entire army, Matanui killed Icarax, the Zivonastator and wiped the floor with Makutatron’s face. I bet you Makutatron is probably dead, and Nihiscream is trying desperately to keep the Deceptikuta together. And those ones in the park are always watched. The second they do anything, the Autotoabots show up and turn them into scrap metal.” Jaller said. Behind him, the door to the car fell off.Jaller, as it turns out, was half right. About the Nihiscream thing. Telling you about the others would be spoilers, and I’d never do that...ON THE MOONNihiscream was mad. Quite mad. As he walked down the steps out of the Deceptikuta ship, the Dinobot, he thought over how pitiful his current position was. After Icarax and Makutatron failed so completely, the only one worthy of leadership was so clearly him.Except no one else thought that.Dreadinock, captain of the Deceptikuta’s most powerful ship, the Terragator, was still somewhere on Voya-Nui, and still keeping in touch with the Deceptikuta, saying that Icarax, who had kept Dreadinock as his personal third in command after Makutatron, was the highest ranked Metrutronian, and therefore rightful ruler of the Deceptikuta. A good portion of the Deceptikuta captains in their ships believed him.Nihiscream would’ve chuckled at that, since all those captains still stayed on the moon, away from the planet. He would’ve chuckled, if he had been in a better mood.The other contender was Flufskiron. This famed Deceptikuta warrior and strategist, said that right to rule the Deceptikuta belonged to the strongest and the best. Of course referring to himself, the other good portion of the Deceptikuta who hadn’t chosen Dreadinock followed Flufskiron.Nihiscream intensely hated Flufskiron, and also thought his name was silly. Nihiscream had yet to say this to Flufskiron’s face however.The other other contender, was, of all Deceptikuta, Sleedat. Due to Makutatron final order, she had been left in charge of the majority of the Deceptikuta’s on planet forces, as well as two ships. She had turned a large park in Metru-Nui into a Deceptikuta fortress. She remained in contact with the moon forces, and although she had made no claim to the Deceptikuta thrown, she was basically implied to be the only one actually capable of anything.Nihiscream was not too fond of this either. He had counted on Sleedat being on his side in this.The major problem however, was Makutatron.The Deceptikuta leader, contrary to what Nihiscream wanted everyone to think, was not in fact, dead. He was very much in fact, alive. Nihiscream kept him in some special dungeons deep inside the ship, with only a select few knowing about this.That select few, was two. Thunderstrike and Skystrike, Nihiscream’s most trusted Strikers. Ramstrike, while trustworthy, just unsettled Nihiscream whenever Nihiscream saw him. It might have been Ramstrike’s tendency to spit whenever he spoke. While Nihiscream realized that really did make no sense for a giant robot to do, he accepted it, since he himself was guilty of it whenever he got angry.Nihiscream finally reached the bottom of the stairs, where Thunderstrike, Skystrike and Ramstrike all stood.“Reporting for duty, SIR!” Ramstrike said. The spittle floated up gently on the low gravity moon.“Really, I didn’t notice.” Nihiscream said, “What news?”“We’ve found him.” Skystrike said.“Excellent. Let’s go.” Nihiscream responded.“Where to?” Ramstrike asked. Nihiscream looked at him angrily.“Do you really not know where?” Nihiscream responded.“Uh, uh, uh, uh, the person we’re talking about?” Ramstrike asked.“Very good. If you’re lucky, I won’t DEACTIVATE YOU ON THE WAY THERE!” Nihiscream yelled. Ramstrike cowered. Skystrike chuckled. Thunderstrike looked solemn. The four transmoced and flew to “him”.AT “HIM”The four Deceptikuta transmoced as they neared it. “It”, being a large, crashed ship. Distinctly Autotoabot. How was it distinctly Autotoabot? Well, it wasn’t covered in ridiculous amounts of spikes.They walked past some Deceptikuta who had set up camp nearby.“Hey, it’s chicken-legs and his flock! Bawk bawk bawk bakw bawk!” A Deceptikuta yelled.“Shut up! SHUT UP! HOW CAN YOU INSULT WITH ANIMAL YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF?” Nihiscream yelled.“At least my knees bend the right way!” The same Deceptikuta yelled.“I’m really not in the mood for this.” Nihiscream said as he walked to the entrance of the ship. Beside the entrance, Soundprah stood, silent.Nihiscream was surprised by this. Usually Soundprah was on some satellite thing monitoring Autotoabot communications. “Soundprah, what are you doing here?” Nihiscream asked him.“Flufskiron requested my help with the subject. I awaited your arrival so we could begin.” Soundprah said in his monotonous tone.“Flufski- Let’s just get this over with. Ramstrike, stay here and make sure no one enters after us.” Nihiscream ordered.“That will be unnecessary. Flufskiron has posted patrols nearby.” Soundprah said.“Has he now? Fine then. Ramstrike, follow. Behind Thunderstrike and Skystrike.” Nihiscream said. Ramstrike nodded in agreement.As the five walked through the ship, they saw damage everywhere. There was damage from the missiles that presumably shot the ship down, damage from the crash and damage from the Deceptikuta finding it. They turned corners, walked up stairs, walked down stairs, turned more corners and finally walked into the control room. Autotoabot bodies littered the floor, covered in a thin layer of dust, having lain there since the ship crashed. There was also a Deceptikuta body, his head and an arm torn off.“He tripped.” A Deceptikuta said. Nihiscream eyed him suspiciously. Nihiscream and his entourage walked to the centre of the room. “Where is Flufskiron?” Nihiscream said.“Here.”Nihiscream and his entourage turned to see a large, greenish, bulky, weapon covered Deceptikuta walk in, followed by heavily armed (and one multi-armed one) guards.“Welcome Nihiscream, to the Autotoabot’s failed attempt at victory. Welcome, to the ship, of Norik Prime!” Flufskiron said, walked up to Nihiscream.Nihiscream narrowed his eyes. “If this is Norik’s ship, where is the Prime? I see bodies, but none befitting some one of Norik’s stature.” Nihiscream said.“Swiftinock, let the king be seen on his throne!” Flufskiron said, talking to a Deceptikuta standing near a control console. Swiftinock pressed come buttons, and in one corner off the room, the floor separated. Up came a throne, on which a body sat. The body was large, slightly taller than Nihiscream, a dull shade of red and silver. His shield and double sided sword lay propped up beside him. At his feet was a container.“Norik Prime. Deactivated, or at least, shut down for the time being.” Flufskiron said.“So, is he dead?” Thunderstrike asked.“I just explained it you tinhead!” Flufskiron snapped. Thunderstrike took a step back.Swiftinock stepped forward. “Soundprah, show them why you’re here.” He said.Soundprah, in this fit of stepping in directions, walked to Norik’s body, raised his hand, and fired a wire from it. It attached to Norik, electricity flowed through it, and........Nothing happened.Confused, Flufskiron looked back at Nihiscream. “Have you done something?” he accused.“What? How could I? I didn’t even know HE was in this ship until you found him today!” Nihiscream yelled back.“We need Shockvak! He could do it!” Ramstrike said.Everyone in the room turned and looked at him.“Is he.. always... this out of the loop?” Flufskiron asked.“I’m afraid he’s barely even this good.” Nihiscream responded.“Why, what happened to him?” Ramstrike asked.“Well, his head was sort of RIPPED OFF BY HYDRAXHIDE!” Nihiscream shouted. Ramstrike looked mortified.“You mean he’s dead?” Ramstrike said. Skystrike chuckled. Thunderstrike facepalmed. Flufskiron shook his head. Nihiscream stood there, fuming. Every other Deceptikuta in the roomed just watched in humour or disbelief.“What could possibly give you that idea?” Nihiscream said, his voice shaking in anger.And then Swiftinock spoke up. “Actually, if Dreadinock’s last message is to be believed, that has been remedied.”“What?” Flufskiron said.“How?” Nihiscream said.“Who?” Thunderstrike said.When?” Skystrike said.“Why?” Ramstrike said. Nihiscream turned around and punched him in the face.Soundprah said one word. “Blitztran.”SEVERAL HOURS EARLIERVOYA-NUI, NEAR THE PYRAMIDSFlying over the battle field that had been quiet for three years would have been eerie, if Dreadinock cared enough for that. All he saw was bits of Deceptikuta drones and Constructikuta, sticking up through the sand, the wind and said substance beginning to erase the scene from view. If it hadn’t been for the ruins of the Sun Eaterer, the pyramid it stood in, and the several metre high piles of Zivonastator, it would’ve been hard to tell, aside from the aforementioned bits of Deceptikuta drones and Constructikuta.Dreadinock remembered the last thing Icarax had said to him before announcing his presence to the warriors below.“Dreadinock, today I finally receive my destiny.”That he did, Dreadinock reminisced. That he did.The small ship, only capable of holding about a dozen Deceptikuta, neared some ruined building.“Here.” Dreadinock said. The pilot lowered the ship to the buildings. Near the buildings was an almost outrageous amount of Deceptikuta parts.Hydraxhide’s work, Dreadinock thought.“Are you sure this will work? It’s been two years. He probably stopped functioning minutes after it happened.” A Deceptikuta on board said.“Do not vorry.” Blitztran said, for some reason having a very thick stereotypical German accent, “If I know Shockvak, vhich I do, zhen he vould have found a vay to survive zis. Hiz vun eyed head ist zuch a fun target to hit! He alvays thinks ahead! AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!”Blitztran, since you probably did not know, was one of the Deceptikuta’s leading scientists. Well, he was, until a failed experiment caused him to go completely bonkers.The ship landed, and Dreadinock was the first out. Following him was Blitztran and eight other Deceptikuta. They fanned out, searching for Shockvak’s head.“Here it is!” A Deceptikuta said. The others walked to him. In his hands, rusted just a little bit on one head spike/ear thing, was Shockvak’s head.“There you are. It was only logical that you would return. My genius could not go so easily from our cause.” Shockvak said, his one eye blinking with every other word.“Vo ist ze rest ov you?” Blitztran asked.“Blitztran? You brought Blitztran? Millennia of meticulous work for the Deceptikuta and you bring me Blitztran! This is an insult.” Shockvak said, unable to turn his head and look at Blitztran.“Quiet! Blitztran just here to make sure we know what we’re doing.” Dreadinock said.“You would have been better off with Krekkacrusher.” Shockvak responded.“Considering he’s been dead for five years, I think not.” Dreadinock replied.“Zhen ve should have brought Matanui! He’s great mit faces! AHAHAHAH!” Blitztran laughed.“Enough! Just rebuild me!” Shockvak said angrily.“Actually, we brought something of yours with us.” A Deceptikuta said. Two Deceptikuta ran back to the ship, and brought with them a body.“My, it has been a while since I saw that. It was only logical I suppose, I should be reunited with perhaps my greatest creation.” Shockvak said, almost happily. The body in question was created for occasions just like this; Shockvak in the past had had his head removed before, and was prepared. His last body had been done when none others had been available. This body had been made by Shockvak, but he had been unable to use before Nihiscream made him come to this planet.Blitztran, activating some electricity thing of his, reattached Shockvak to his new body. This body had only one hand, but since the other was a giant cannon with a sword on it, he was fine with it. The body was also heavily armoured, which suited Shockvak just fine. It also transmoced into a tank. Not a flying one, but a heavily armoured gun with treads on the bottom of it.“Now then, what was the hurry to rescue me?” Shockvak said as he tested out his new servos.“Things are looking bad now. Makutatron is missing, presumed dead. I blame Nihiscream for that. Icarax got killed as well, but I assume you know that.” Dreadinock said.Shockvak’s emotionless face looked at Dreadinock. “I do.” He said.“Nihiscream now has most of our forces on the moon. I really doubt anyone is listening to him.” Dreadinock said.“The logical conclusion.” Shockvak said.“So we decided on you. Why you had to follow Nihiscream around, when you’re obviously much more competent than him, is beyond me.” Said Dreadinock.“You attempt to persuade me to take the leadership via complaints leads me to conclude that, should I agree to the leadership, you would want something from me.” Shockvak said.Dreadinock smiled. “Oh yes.” His eyes narrowed. “I want Nihiscream’s head.”END OF CHAPTERNEXT TIME: NEW RECRUITS! NEW PLOTS! NEW CHARACTERS!MTL

I'm putting this up, so you will all have something to read while I write the first chapter or Transonicle 3, right after this! Guest star sign up to be an Autotoabot in it is limited to the next three days, so if you want to be in it, hurry up! I also need an idea for who is to be Wheeljack.... Fun commentary: Really, not much to say. This chapter introduced Frendox and Barritax, who are rather important over the next few chapters. TRANSONICLECHAPTER 6FRENDOX IS IN TURAHA DUME’S AIR PLANE ONE, SOMEHWERE OVER ONU-METRU A Le-Matoran placed his boom box under his chair and took out a news paper and sat down, reading an article titled "We are the only newspaper in the world not afraid to tell the truth, that everything is just fine!" The article below it read "Base attack disastrous, only 7 survivors." Matoran can be a little weird, don't ya think? Forgetting about his boom box, he read the first article, trying to figure out what was with Matoran these days. The boom box though, had others plans. The speakers on it started to separate, the CD player flipped, the bottom started to form tiny feet, the little screen on it disappeared, the inside went out, the speakers turned into arms, the largest parts started to form a body and head, and then it stated to get taller. In a few seconds, there was a little, blue and gunmetal robot under the chair. But, for once in its life it was too tall to get out from underneath something, the something in this case being the chair. That, was a glaring flaw in its plans. THE LAKE Jaller watched as Hahli and Nuhrii walked to Nuhrii's massive, black truck. Jaller sadly tried to get back in his car, but he left the keys in and the doors locked themselves. That was also embarrassing. He looked up at Hahli and Nuhrii. Just as Hahli asked Nuhrii "Peanut butter cups, can I drive the truck this time?" "No way women,” he said, ”I love this truck more than I love you.” With that, Nuhrii started cooing and petting his truck, "I love, yes I do, yes I do!" It looked really odd. With a look of shock on her face, she smacked him in the face, and kicked him in the stomach. She then pushed him to the ground and said, "Feel a woman’s wrath." She then took her purse and dented the truck. "NNOO!!" screamed Nuhrii, his face filling up with tears. He jumped up and hugged the truck saying, "My poor, poor baby! Don’t worry, daddy's here, daddy's here." With that, Hahli hit him in the head with the purse. Suddenly, Jaller’s car’s radio turned on. <Here’s your chance! Get on your feet!> Jaller, slightly frightened, turned around, ignoring his car, and looked in Hahli’s direction. It was time to face his destiny. AIR PLANE ONE The spindly robot finally got out from under the chair, and looked around. No one had seen him, which was good. He started to play a really low Mission Impossible theme in his small radio. He ducked, rolled, jumped, froze and repeated the process. If anyone was paying attention, they would have seen a really odd looking robot doing really odd moves. The following will be played in this little robot eyes, or in other words, first person.... Frendox hid behind a chair, trying hard not to be noticed. The fleshies had a good eye once in a while. But not often. He opened a door, and found himself in a so called "kitchen" as he had heard the fleshies call it. Making sure no one was there, he walked around, hoping he would find what he was looking for. He opened a drawer and found a knife. He was about to open another one when he heard footsteps. He was more than able to kill a fleshie, but he knew he needed to find the information and not reveal himself. He looked behind and saw the perfect hiding spot... The middle of the kitchen counter. BACK AT THE LAKE Jaller watched as Hahli walked away, wondering how she would get home. After all, she lived on the other side of Ga-Metru. As she was about to pass his Camaro, the door to the Camaro unlocked itself, opened up, hit Jaller and sent him flying. He landed on Hahli with a thud. The thud got up and ran off, hoping it wouldn't get hit again. Jaller got up and helped Hahli get onto her feet. "ItwasanaccidentIdon'tknowhowithappendimterriblysorry!" He stammered. "It’s alright, I saw your door attack you." she replied. Jaller gave a sigh of relief. He wasn't going to be pummelled like Nuhrii. But then he meekly asked, "Well, um, ya know how you live fa-ar away, maybe you could drive me home, I mean I drive you home?" "Um, okay, just, don't talk like a Le-Matoran." Hahli said. "Oh Me? Speak Treespeak! Haw! NeverNo!!" He said in Treespeak. Hahli laughed at this. Jaller felt sweat going down his forehead. So he said to Hahli "So, let’s go!" The two got in the car, leaving Nuhrii unconscious by his truck and Takua at the bottom of the tree. AIR PLANE ONE Frendox watched from the kitchen counter, intently watching the fleshie. Luckily, the fleshie hadn't noticed him. He saw that she looked like a female, with the blue look she had. When she left, she had a box filled with some kind of round treat the fleshies ate. When she was out of view, he burst off of the counter and ran down the hallway, turned a corner and was finally in the room he wanted to be in. He looked into one computer and saw what he wanted. Sticking his claws into the computer, he downloaded the files, finally finding what he needed. Where Blacktaka failed, he succeeded. "Sm11313 9s 1817w6r7u1313!!" the robot said, activating a virus he would implant to prevent anyone from tracing him. He found the exact project, and a wicked evil smile formed on his "face". He heard footsteps and saw some fleshies. He let go, having found what he needed. His prepared his mini machine gun, and prepared to face them. THE COLISEUM COMPUTER ROOM Nixie sat at a computer with Nuparu, trying to decipher the code thing the first giant robot had created to try and hack their networks. She managed to open something about it and gasped. A pop-up for a free car had come up! Using all here mental and physical willpower, she exited it out. Her once in a lifetime chance to get a free car gone, she tried hard not to cry. She did manage to open something about the code, and gasped again. It wasn't a pop-up; it was something far more sinister. She looked at all the technological advanced stuff in it, all the pretty colours and the numbers going up and down on the screen. The numbers were going in faster as she watched them. All of a sudden... SSSSSSRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH! !!!! !!!! !!! The computer screen went blank for a second, and then was filled with more numbers. Then the screen went black again. "We've been hacked!" Nixie yelled, and as soon as it was heard, the room went into panic. It was chaos. No one couldn't get on their computers, systems where dying and no one had a clue what was happening. She did, however, find it came from Air plane one, which was scheduled to land in a few minutes. She ran to Turaga Vakama. "Turaga!!" She yelled. "What is it!" he snapped. "Sir,” she said, " the virus, it came from Air plane one!!" "OMG." he said, in utter disbelief. AIR PLANE ONE, LANDING IN A TA-METRU AIR STRIP As reinforcements arrived, they saw the Onu-Matoran and Po-Matoran lying injured on the floor. They didn't see any attacker, but they did see the computer had smoke coming out of it. Sounding the alarm, they began their search. OUTSIDE AIR PLANE ONE Frendox slid out the plane, making sure no one saw him. He activated a hologram around him, to insure he was invisible. He walked to a Saleen Mustang police car and got inside. Deactivating the hologram, he sat down and spoke to the hologram beside him. Translated from Metrutronian. "Stupid fleshies nearly dented my armour, but I got the data." A screen came up and the bBay page of a Ta-Matoran came up. "Some fleshie by the name of Jaller has the artefact." "So we will be in possession of the AllShiny soon, Frendox?" "Of course Barritax, we will soon have it, and crushing any Autotoabots or fleshies that get in our way!!!" "Can we order a pizza to celebrate our victory?" “Sure Barritax, but what exactly is a pizza?"“I assumed it was a Matoran phrase meaning “share great amounts of joy at an successful endeavour.” “What a stupid thing to say. Stupid language. Stupid species. Makutatron will kill them all!” With that the police car drove away. END OF CHAPTER MTL

I changed that, and if I had heard Friday at the time, it would've been used to kill all of them, then the Autotoabots, then the matoran and everyone else. Hearing that song, played at full volume.... does things to a person... EDIT: Chapter! Fun Commentary: Really, not much with this one, but I added a lot of Matoran dialogue. This chapter introduced Nixie, who would go on to have only a minor role in the Story. She, Nuparu and Nuhrii all reappear in Three Matoran, Three Deceptikuta, some crabs and a bucket, which none of you probably read. TRANSONICLECHAPTER 5IS JALLER INSANE? JALLER’S HOUSE (his parent's really if you want to be picky), METRU-NUI Jaller, trying to sneak across the yard, was about to fail. He had just stood in his father’s petunias, meaning his dads "someone is stepping in my petunias!" sense was tingling. His father, who had been working on the lawn, turned around, throwing his garden fork at Jaller, getting him by the collar of his imaginary shirt. He jumped an amazing 7 meters across the yard, which is amazing if you’re a fat, middle age turaga. He landed right in front of Jaller, putting his hand on Jaller's shoulder. "Jaller, Jaller, Jaller," He said, well, more like scolded, "Jaller, you know not to step on my petunias." He pointed to a sign by the petunias. "They are almost more important to me than you are." "Thanks dad. I love you a lot too." Jaller said sarcastically. "You’re missing the point Jaller. I'll tell you once and I won’t tell you again,-“ "Don't step on my petunias" Jaller said with his dad. "How did you know I would say that?" Jaller's dad asked him. Despite what Jaller's dad had just said to Jaller, this was what he always said to him. In fact, it was the 26th time today. Jaller's dad just had bad memory. "Never mind that," Jaller said, "I was just going to pick up girls; I mean take Takua to the lake." He pulled the garden fork out of his imaginary shirt and started walking away when he tripped over the family Ussal, Pewku. Pewku scukkled away, ignoring a spelling error in this very sentence. Jaller's Parents ran towards Pewku, picking her up and cuddling her and making feel good. With this distraction, Jaller got to his feet and ran to his new car, just getting in as his dad turned around and yelled after him. "Get back here boy!!" Jaller’s dad yelled as Jaller drove away in a cloud of exhaust fumes that turned the yard black. "You are such a cheapskate. Or a bad father." Jaller's mom said. "A boy’s first car is supposed to look like they were driven though Karzahni a few times." Jaller's dad said. "The neighbours’ kid got a new car worth more than our house." She said back to Jaller's dad. "Yeah, well, Jaller didn't say thank you when I gave it to him." Jaller's dad said to Jaller's mom. "Well, you put your greasy feet on my kitchen table." was Jaller's mom’s comeback. "I, don't have a comeback to that one." “That’s good. You’re washing the dishes tonight.” Jaller’s mom said as she walked back inside the house. Jaller’s dad was sad. TAKUA’S STREET, JUST AFTER SUPPER Geez, where did the day go? As Jaller went up to Takua's house, He wondered why he was friends with this weirdo. After all, before the lake was the place for EVERYONE to hang out, there was the mall, a wondrous place right outside the Coliseum. It was, at least, until Takua had set it on fire. How? You ask, how did a dunce like Takua set the mall on fire? Well, he dropped a steaming hot hotdog into a gas tank of a car they were selling at the mall, just as some Po-Matoran with a mask of translation and an afro, kind of like the one Bobby Ahkmou had, was stealing it and about to drive away. He was stopped because the tank of the car exploded and set the mall on fire. When everyone was outside, the firefighters asked if they had seen anything. When asked, Takua pointed at Jaller and said "HE DID IT!!" Instantly, Jaller had gone from most popular Matoran in school, the Matoran that every Ga-Matoran wanted date and sports superstar to least popular kid in school (in Jaller’s mind, when in reality he was a bit less than all of those), the Matoran that no Ga-Matoran would want to date and public enemy number one. And all because of Takua. And now he was Takua's best friend. He has no idea how that works and neither do I. Let’s just get on with the story now. Jaller pulled up into Takua's driveway, crushing a bike on the way. He honked the horn and Takua peered out the window. "Dude," he said, "Were did you find that thing. It looks like you drove it though Karzahni a couple times." "It doesn’t look that bad!” Jaller complained. “Dude,” Takua said as he slid down the drain pipe near his window and landed in front of the car, “Yes it does.” “Say it again, and I’ll turn you into a pancake.” Jaller said angrily. Takua walked beside the car. “Fine, I’m just expressing my most important opinion.” He then tried to climb in through the window. “Hey! What are you doing! Use the door! The handles right there!” Jaller yelled. “Dukes of Hazard, dukes of hazard!” Takua said as he climbed back out. “Never liked it.” Jaller said. “What? Dude! You missed out!” Takua said as he tried the handle. “Did you lock this or something? I can’t open it.” Takua almost fell over he was pulling so hard. “I don’t know,” Jaller said as he opened the door for his moron friend, “I think this car has a mind of its own sometimes.” Ahehehhehehe “Uh-huh. Let’s just go to the lake.” Takua said, finally sitting down.“You know, I never realized there were lakes in Ta-Metru before.” Jaller said.“Mm-hmmm.” Takua said, already looking aimlessly out the window. Jaller sighed and cranked the tunes. KO-METRU Nixie, trying to get a taxi to stop, was nearly ran over twice, was late. “Matoran just don't appreciate Ga-Matoran Smarty pants these days." She said, even though she was not much older than Jaller. She started walking to a cross walk when two Onu-Matoran came out wearing really cool looking sun glasses. "Are you Nixie-" She cut them off before they said her last name. "W-who are you?" Then she randomly yelled out "HOWDOYOUKNOWMYNAMEIDIDNOTHINGYOUCANTPROVEANYTHINGNOBODYSAWMEIHAVETHERIGHyOMAINSILENT!” This caught them of guard and she ran off, hoping they wouldn't follow her down a straight sidewalk that had no one else on it and nothing to hide behind. It was an ingenious plan.Except for what I just wrote down. Just as she was about to get away behind a corner, another two Onu-Matoran came in front of her. Then the other two came up behind her. "NO!! Don't kill me!! I have um, well, nothing to regret and no friends.. Well if you do kill me at least do it fast!!" She screamed. "Don't worry, be happy little girl." One said. "Yeah," another one said," We just want to give you a free watch!" "Oh, sure why not!" She said. She took one and continued walking toward a taxi. While she walked away, one of the Onu-Matoran turned around and said into his watch "The Ruki has taken the bait; repeat the Ruki has taken the bait!!" LATER AT NIXIE’S APPARTMENT Nixie sat down in her chair. The job interview hadn't gone well since she hadn't even gotten there. As she was taking off her shoes, a bunch of Onu-Matoran and Po-Matoran burst through her door. She looked at them as they blindfolded her and took her away. TA-METRU/GA-METRU BORDER Jaller finally got to the lake. After an entire hour of driving, he was there. But when he got there, the entire beach laughed at them!! Then all the people laughed at him!! Then the Matoran laughed at him! He got out, and realized they weren't laughing at him, but his ugly Camaro!! It was truly embarrassing. And stereotypical of these situations, but you would’ve thought it weird if they accepted him as an individual. "Um, I can explain!" He yelled, but the entire beach had already forgotten about him. Then The People and Matoran forgot. He was happy, that was until he saw them. It was Nuhrii and the Ga-Matoran he had a crush on, Hahli. He watched as they walked to his car, silent giggles coming out of there masks. "Were did you find this, Karzahni junk dealership?" Nuhrii laughed. "Actually," Jaller said, "Bobby Ahkmou's finest trash." Nuhrii burst out laughing, coughing up a gut in the process. "Ew." Hahli said. Nuhrii got up and stuffed the gut back down his throat. "That was gross." Jaller said. Jaller looked around for Takua and saw him wwaayy up in a tree. "Get down here Takua!!" He yelled up. "What!" Takua yelled down. Jaller decided Takua was better up in the tree.“So what brings you here, little man?” Nuhrii asked, his gut nicely back in place. “Well, uh, Takua wanted to climb that tree, and, uh, I decided to help him out.” Jaller said, looking for an escape route. “You know, I totally respect you for deciding to help a friend in need.” Nuhrii said. “Really?” Jaller responded, wary of traps. “Yep. We have no business disturbing him. Come along Hahli.” Nuhrii, spinning on one foot and walking away. Hahli looked at Jaller for a moment, then followed Nuhrii. Jaller almost fainted. That was close, he thought. Takua then fell out of the tree and landed beside him. Jaller ignored him. THE COLIESEUM Nixie walked down a hallway into a large room full of people. She was shown a seat in the aisle and sat down. All of a sudden, the talking that had been making the room noisy, ended. They looked up to the stage and a turaga walked out. "That’s secretary of defence Turaga Vakama!!" Said her friend, Nuparu, who had just happened to be there. "I am secretary of defence Turaga Vakama, and you all know why you are here." Vakama said. "No." Said the audience. “He copied what I just said!” Nuparu said angrily. Nixie ignored him. "OH!! I have to explain it!! This will be a long day." Vakama complained. “Well, earlier yesterday morning, on Voya-Nui, a SOCKS military base was attacked by an unknown force. The base was completely destroyed. There were no survivors. Until we found some. We’re bringing them back to Metru-Nui now." “So, it wasn’t that long. In fact, I fail to see why we are actually here.” Nixie said. Other’s murmured in agreement. “We believe the assailant to be a giant robot, and we need you, the smartest Matoran Metru-Nui has to offer, to help us stop them.” Turaga Vakama said. “Oh.” Said Nixie. END OF CHAPTER MTL

Thanks. I haven't updated the wiki in a little while, but when I do it's fun. Which is the main reason I started it in the first place. To fans: How many of you use (or have used) the wiki? Just curious. -ibrow I use the wiki, not often, but once a week or so. It's still a bit empty...Of course, you probably already new that MTL

Personally, I always thought this chapter was a little weak, but thanks. Friday was cruel, but he is a bad guy..... MTL

I decided tonight. Also, check the BZP comedy wiki, I've added some guest stars who will appear in Transonicle 3. Althougth, it's on my blog thing on there, so you may not be able to. And the link in my sig is broken, so I guess you can't really check it after all. EDIT: link fixed Neat. Fun Commentary: This chapter was a little short, and I don't know why really. It also contained Blacktaka dancing to "Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows" for some reason. I don't know why. So I made him listen to a far more dangerous song... TRANSONICLECHAPTER 4SPINOK ATTACK: PART 2 A VILLAGE IN THE VOYA-NUI DESERT, 7 HOURS AFTER SOCKS BASE ATTACK, NOW IN THE VILLAGE ATTACK Duck. Roll. Shoot. Scream like little girl. Duck. Roll. Shoot. Scream like little girl. Duck. Roll. Shoot. Scream like little girl. Hewkii repeated this as he headed towards Hafu when all of a sudden, BOOM!!! Hewkii went flying and landed beside Hafu. Hafu crouched down behind a little wall and said to Hewkii "What are you, crazy? Ducking, rolling, shooting, screaming like little girl? Your gonna get hit for sure!!" "Well, I must be crazy with an "r", because I’m pretty sure Flintstones vitamins don't make you see giant metal killer scorpion robots appear out of nowhere land!!" Hewkii said angrily at Hafu and the scorpion, "Do you have a cell phone with you!!! One that has Gieco?" "I thought Gieco only did cars?" "Well, they do cell phones too." "Well, I’m pretty sure I have Gieco then. It’s in my back lef-" Hafu was cut off by the explosion of an abandoned car. “As I was saying, back left pocket. You get it while I shoot!" As Hafu started shooting again, Hewkii grabbed his cell phone. Hewkii opened it up to see Hafu had the army on speed dial as well. He gave Hafu the same look he had gave the goatee Matoran last chapter. Hewkii was sure if Hafu had the time to talk to him he would have said "Ya neva’ know brotha’, ya neva’ know." Hewkii then dialled the number, hoping he wouldn't to have to repeat last chapter's barrel full of phone calls. He put the cell phone to where a Matoran would have a ear. Ring, ring, ring ringa-dinga do. Hewkii was a little surprised with the ringtone of the SOCKS command base, as it wasn't that last chapter. Hewkii waited for somebody to pick up the phone. AT SOCK CONTROL Ring, ring, ringa-dinga do. "Answer the phone before I slap you!” "Ok, don't blow a gasket sarge." Ring, ring, ringa-dinga do. "Pick it up all ready!! I can't hear my soaps!" "I’m going, I’m going." The Matoran went and picked up the phone. "Hello, this is SOCKS control, how may I help you?” The Matoran heard a yell of happiness on the other end of the phone line."This is sergeant Hewkii of the 501st legion. We need help. Repeat, sergeant Hewkii of the 501st!! We need help!!" "Could you tell us your coordinates please?" He heard muffled voices, screams, explosions and shooting. Finally, Hewkii said "We are 8 bios east away from the military base that was destroyed last night. We are the only survivors of the attack. We are now under attack once more by.. something.." Writing this down, the Matoran asked Hewkii, "Can you give us a thermal image of your attacker." "WHAT!! HOW CAN I DO THAT YOU NINCOMPOOP!! WE ARE TALKING ON A PHONE!! SEND SCOUTS TO GET A THREMAL YOU MORON!!!" Hewkii yelled back. "Opps, sorry. Forgot. Hehehe. I'll get some predator drones over." Officially sick of getting yelled at, the Matoran got an intercom to the other Matoran in Voya-Nui military bases. Soon, a predator drone was on its way. The Matoran on the computers watched their screens, waiting for a thermal image. When the drone got there, it snapped a thermal and sent the pictures back. The cries of horror where something like this. "ZOMG!111 Like, oh my gosh. I just spelt my coffee!! Mother..." There were very weird people in SOCKS control "Send a attack plane thingy to shoot it! And another one two!!!" yelled the commander. Back with Hewkii's group.... In Spinok’s eyes, these fleshy things were putting up a good fight. They shot at him, yelled at him and said put down words, although he thought those last two were the same thing. He would enjoy killing them. But then he heard a noise in the blue, blue sky. He looked to the direction behind him. Although he wasn't much smarter than an average scorpion robot thing, he could tell when he was in trouble. He saw two flying things, much faster than his master Blacktaka's vehicle mode. He saw little dots fly towards him. They got bigger and bigger as they got closer. As he found out what these were, his massive lower jaw fell to the ground. Just before they hit him, he thought these ouchies might not hurt. They did. When the smoke cleared, the Matoran saw the scorpion struggling in the sand. Hafu gave a signal to return fire. The two jets came back, firing sabot rounds this time instead of missiles. As the sabots hit the scorpion, the robot flipped and rolled and tried to crawl away, but got hit again and again.After two whole minutes of pain for the robot, he finally called on the last of his energy and crawled back under the sand, a leg and the end of his tail falling off in the process of escape. The Matoran walked towards the spot where the scorpion had escaped. Doing disco for a few minutes, Hafu decided that it was gone, maybe for good.Probably not.The heard a sound that sounded (that sounds a little odd, doesn't it?) like helicopter blades, then looked up, hoping it wasn't the giant robot that attacked the base coming, to help its little comrade.Fortunately for the Matoran, it was an Osprey 22 coming to pick them up, not a giant robot of destruction. As the Osprey landed to pick them up, Hewkii looked back at the desert of Voya-Nui, hoping he wouldn't have to come back here and fight more giant robots.Ahehehehehheeh Or get the goatee Matoran another cell phone. NEARBY Blacktaka watched a good distance away as the Osprey landed to pick up the little fleshies that hurt Spinok.He was mad, not just because they hurt Spinok, but also because they made him run under the sand, and when Spinok went hiding, he was almost impossible to find.He considered firing upon the Osprey, but decided against it. Others might be able to track them and use them to help them with their mission.He turned back and headed to spot where he could wait in silence until he was needed, or whenever Spinok showed up. As he flew, he decided to see what the little fleshies had for music. He found a spot in the desert where no one would see him, and started his radio-thingy. The noise of it almost sent him crashing to the ground in agony. He decided whatever a “Friday” was, it was among the most dangerous of all this planet’s creatures. How right he was. END OF CHAPTER MTL

Ofcourse! I'll PM you the stuff about it. Since this is the re-mastered version, there will be scenes added, as with all good re-mastered version stuff. That means flashbacks to the Autotoabot and Deceptikuta's planet, Metrutron. And anyway who guest stars now pretty much is confirmed for Transonicle 3.. I'll considering doing the next chapter tonight, but it'll probably be tommorrow... MTL

Nice chapter! I do believe I remember reading this when you first wrote it, and quite enjoying it. Tahu Stars also has quite bad luck it seems.. Black jellybeans are disgusting and evil. I would hate to be force fed them. KUTAW or however it goes.. MTL

Thanks! In the begining when I started this, I was was quite tired of stories that were just actual transformers characters meeting actual bionicle characters. They just couldn't really get a plot. Now, personally, the biggest problem I have with doing a spoof is that I'm not making my own plot, which bothers me. That's the reason that, as I progressed with this, I followed the actual movies less and less. While I do love the action scenes in the films, let face it, plot was not Michael Bay's strong suit. So I "tried" a bit more with the plot. A bit. I mean, I still have to spoof the bloody thing. MTL

Very good chapter! Was my favourite part of this one. Good job once more! MTL

Not much news, other than I still haven't bothered to see Dark of the Moon. Fun Commentary: This chapter introduced Phoenix Prime, the Autotoabot from the future, sent forth from the AllShiny. We never find out why, or how really, other than he did. Frankly, I should have made more of this, but it is mentioned apon a few times, such as when a certain Autotoabot is killed by Makutatron in Transonicle 2, Phoenix says "This wasn't supposed to happen," or something like that, showing that perhaps the past isn't set in stone afterall. Phoenix also has the ability to teleport, which he does (to great importance in Transonicle 2) use a few times. He is also a Prime, which makes him important to the plot of Transonicle 2..... And now... TRANSONICLECHAPTER 3SPINOK ATTACK! Hewkii jumped over a teeny, tiny, little, itty, bitty wall as a missile flew over his head. He hit the ground with the same thud Captain Ithinkimbald had landed on all those years ago. It angrily got up and ran off, hoping I wouldn't catch him again. He looked around at the sandy landscape. He saw his troops running away, screaming in high pitched, squeaky voices. He also saw Taipu running towards a Matoran with a mask that looked like it had a goatee. Hewkii searched his pockets for his cell phone. Finding that he didn't have it, he looked back to see that the giant metal scorpion that came out of the sand last chapter had just stood on it. Annoyed, he got up and ran towards the goatee Matoran, oblivious to the machine guns of the giant metal scorpion. "Mr. Goatee Matoran!" Hewkii said, jumping over a potato shaped rock, "Mr. Goatee Matoran!" he repeated, "I need to use a phone." The goatee Matoran looked at Hewkii like he was a crazy Matoran. "Sorry, I don't have Gieco, and my name isn't Mr. Goatee Matoran, its- ." said the goatee Matoran. "Who cares!" yelled Hewkii over the sound of the scorpion robot’s machine gun claws. The goatee Matoran took a minute to think about this. "Fine, but I think you might wish you took someone else's cell phone." he finally said. Hewkii happily took the phone and found that the goatee Matoran had the army on speed dial. He looked up at the Matoran in shock. The goatee Matoran's only response was "Ya neva’ know brotha’." he said, in the same accent as Taipu. Ignoring the remark, Hewkii dialled the number. "Hello, is this SOCKS control?" He asked. "No, this is the SOCKS Laundromat. We clean your socks, socks, socks with cleanness, cleanness, cleanness!" the Matoran on the other end of the line said. "Ok, bye." Hewkii hung up. He looked at the goatee Matoran and the goatee Matoran said " Ya neva’ know brotha’." again. Hewkii dialled another number that said SOCKS on it. ''Hello, is this SOCKS control?" Hewkii asked again. "No, this is Socks and potatoes sushi. Can we help you?" said the Matoran on the other end of the line. "No," said Hewkii, hanging up once more. He again looked at the Goatee Matoran. The goatee Matoran again said "Ya neva’ know brotha’." Hewkii again found another number with SOCKS on it. He again dialled the number. He again asked if this was the SOCKS control headquarters. This time the response on the other end was "No, this is Socks banana shop. We sell bananas for you banana lovers out there!" Hewkii hung up before he said anything. “Why do you even have all these?” Hewkii said angrily. “Ya nev-“ the Goatee Matoran began. “Quiet!” Hewkii spat. Hewkii repeated the process, and this time the answer on the other end was "Yes we are the SOCKS-" Before they could finish Hewkii yelled "Thank you!! You don't know how long I've been calling people to get this number!!!" "Like I was saying," the person on the other end said, "Do you have Gieco?" If you do, that’s good because that’s the only way you can-" Hewkii threw the phone at the metal scorpion. The scorpion dodged it, and blew it apart before it even touched the ground. He turned around to the Goatee Matoran and said "Sorry, I'll get you a new one," He dodged another missile, "one with Gieco." METRU-NUI Jaller kicked a lime green punch-buggy that had an ugly yellow spot and race car markings on it. A Po-Matoran who had an afro walked towards Jaller and his dad. "Ah, gentlematoran, Bobby Ahkmou at your service. How can I torm- I mean sever your head- I mean serve you." he said. The frotastic Po-Matoran shook hands with Jaller's dad. Jaller's dad pulled his hand away and said "My son here is buying his first wagon, I mean car." The Po-Matoran walked towards Jaller. Jaller walked a bit back. Ahkmou walked forward. Jaller walked back. Ahkmou walked forward. Jaller walked back again, but tripped over a banana peel left on the floor. You see, it was a large banana peel for it to be tripped over. Jaller got up just as Ahkmou grabbed him. "You see son," he started saying, "Drivers don't buy the cars, cars buy the drivers, then take control of their lives, then get them arrested and-" noticing he was going the wrong way with that, he said "Forget the last part. Just listen to the part where the cars buy the drivers." Jaller looked around at the cars. He saw a relatively good looking black Porsche that had (what he hoped) red dots on the hood and a dent that looked like a chain-saw mark. Jaller walked towards it. Ahkmou ran towards him. "Ah no, not that one!" he said, pointing him at a beat up yellow Camaro that had black stripes and dents in it. He ran his hand over it. "This one is nice." he said as he sat inside of it. He looked at the steering wheel that had a sort of mask thingy on it, which looked a bit like a Kanohi Hau. He looked up to see his dad talking to Ahkmou. "How much is that yellow thing?" his dad asked. "For the low, low, low price of 5000 widgets, you can own this yellow thing that I’ve never seen before and don't know if there's a bomb planted on it." Ahkmou answered. "Not going above 4999." Jaller's dad said. Ahkmou looked at Jaller, his face cross. "Get out of the car boy." said Ahkmou. Jaller got out of the Camaro. "But you said cars pick the drivers!" Jaller protested. "No," Ahkmou said, "I said cars BUY the drivers. Read my lips. B, U, Y, BUY!" Just then a massive screech that would have left a Matoran deaf and mentally insane went off. Fortunately for the three Matoran, it was ultrasound, so it was too low for their ears to hear. Unfortunately, the other cars in the lot heard it. The windows shattered, leaving the ground covered in glass and no windows in all of the cars in the lot, except for the Camaro. Ahkmou looked around, and in horror, he managed to stammer “4999, your lucky day!! Please, take it!!!" Jaller’s dad handed Ahkmou the money. In excitement, Jaller jumped in the Camaro and drove off, leaving his dad in a cloud of black exhaust. "Does it have brakes?" Jaller's dad asked Ahkmou. “I dun know " Ahkmou responded. CRASH! "Here’s extra money for the repairs." Jaller's dad said to Ahkmou. IN A PLACE SOMEWHERE ELSE ON METRU-NUI A Massive cube was in a room. All the Matoran in the room were wearing special suites as they studied it because, well, it was really shiny. Yes, the powerful cube was the ......THE ALLSHINY! TM. One of the Matoran studying part of the AllShiny noticed some lightning or something on one part of it. He took his power measuring thing and found that the power level was going off the charts, and then some. Considering it was normally only off the charts, he thought this might be bad. He yelled something, but was sent flying by an explosion. The workers on the ground looked up to see a giant, red and gold, robot thing step out of the cube, which one side had turned into a massive portal thing. The robot yelled "Hi everyone!!” He jumped up, and transformed from a robot, to a phoenix. It flew out a nearby tunnel, one that would later be taken by a much more sinister member of the same species. Speaking of which, that very sinister robot was just a turn to the left, right up the stairs, back down the stairs, into a elevator, down the golden road, and around one final corner, frozen almost solid. OUTSIDE Tanma flew his jet on the trail behind the flying phoenix. Him and his squadron had been out practicing flying drills when they the call, that off all things, a giant flying phoenix was flying around nearby. They flew as fast as they could, and could only just catch up to the big ol’ bird. When they were less than 100 feet away (which is pretty close when you’re flying a 66 foot long F-22 raptor) the bird did, of all things, transform into a robot. It held a weapon out towards them, but it transformed the gun back into its arm before it did anything. “You stay on guard now, you hear? There’s going to be some evil afoot soon, and I have to help prepare to stop it.” It said, before transforming one more time and flying up, up, and away. As the people flew back to base, they wondered about the robot’s warning (and how they had even heard the robot speak up there anyways). They would be better off if they had prepared, for very much was there going to be evil afoot. Very dangerous evil. END OF CHAPTER MTL

Well, I still haven't seen the third Transformers... I should do that.... Fun Commentary: This chapter introduced Jaller, who would subsequently appear in almost every other chapter of the series. This chapter was originally called "Spinok Attack", but since said scorpion Deceptikuta only appeared for 3 sentences in this chapter, that title was decided to be cut for the re-mastered edition. TRANSONICLECHAPTER 2MAIN CHARACTER INTRODUCTION! Ga-Metru High school, 10 minutes before home time, family history reports being done. "And that’s how my great, great, great ,great, great, great, great, great grandfather's neighbour’s cousins, best friends great uncle twice removed found out that two plus two doesn't equal four, it equals fish!!! Any questions?" said Takua, Jaller's best friend. The class stared at Takua as Jaller covered his head with a book. The teacher, whose name was unknown, was just called Mr. Teacher, or Betty, shook his side in disappointment. Mr. Teacher took a piece of paper, wrote something on it, stuck a piece of tape on the top of it, got up, and stuck to Takua's forehead."Go to your seat Takua." he said.Takua walked to his seat beside Jaller and asked him "Did Takua do good?""No," Jaller answered, “Takua failed miserably and made Jaller wonder why Jaller Takua's friend and why Jaller and Takua talk in third person." "So, did Takua do good?" SLAP! "Takua have odd feeling Takua didn't do so well." "Would Takua be quite while Jaller get read-” Jaller was cut off by Mr. Teacher's high pitched, squeky voice. "Ehem. Would Jaller please come up and do his report before Mr. Teacher has to be mean and come over and slaps him?" interrupted Mr. Teacher. Jaller quickly grabbed his bag and started running to the front. He was stopped when Mr. Teacher said "No running in MY classroom hooligan!" Jaller stopped and said "Sorry Betty, I mean Mr. Teacher." The Matoran in the class giggled and laughed and snickered and blew milk from their noses. Betty, I mean Mr. Teacher gave the class the "hairy eye". It was suddenly silent. Jaller continued walking to the front when someone threw a gumdrop onto his head. Startled, Jaller did a back flip, but not on purpose, and landed on his head, his mask going one way and his backpack the other. The class started laughing again, and Mr. Teacher sighed and put his head in his hands. In orbit... Translated from, well, whatever giant robot language they speak before they speak Matoran. "Any news from Pohatubee, Wipeout?" "No, nothing, but we did find a disturbing transmission in the Matoran radio programs." said Wipeout, the smallest of the Autotoabots. "Then play it soldier!! "Now now, Hydraxhide. You can play it now Wipeout." Wipeout turned around and hit a switch. "This is an emergency distress call from SOCKS base in the Voya-Nui desert, we need help!! A MH53 Pave Low landed and turned into a - BOOM!!! KABLAM!!- Ohmygoodnessohmyohmyohmy!! The Laundromat!! It’s a robot!! Look out for the EMPs its shooting!! It’s shooting!! It just dropped something!! We need air support!! We- Oh No! Oh NO! OH NO! NOOO- SWOOM! *********” "That didn't sound too good, who do you think it is?" said Wipeout "Well, to me it sounds like Blacktaka, Wipeout." “What makes you think it’s that giant?” asked Wipeout, who was the only human sized Autotoabot. "I think he’s the only one who thinks EMPs make good destructive weapons.” Galcee, the next smallest Autotoabot said. "Enough. Blue Flame, get the scanners ready, we need to know if Pohatubee is going to send the message soon." "Aye, aye Cap'n" said Blue Flame. "Tahkan Metra, get us closer to the planet. I suspect we will be forced to relocate ourselves to it soon." "Sure thing sir." said Tahkan Metra. “Now, let’s hope that Blacktaka and Spinok are the only Deceptikuta there....... “ BACK AT THE SCHOOL Jaller has finally got to the front of the class, and dumped his trash, I mean junk, I mean his crazy ol' great grandpa's trash, I mean junk, I mean stuff sailor people use to sail- Anyways, Jaller picked up a piece of paper and explained what it was."This is a drawing my great, great grandfather Captain Ithinkimbald drew after his, "accident", that made him go crazy for the rest of his life and stuff. And this is his old pair of glasses, his half eaten shoe, his pyjamas, a potato, his golden compass, a few frozen turtle doves and a mini wooden partridge in a pair tree. Now, I’m selling all this stuff on bBay for the low, low, low price of just $67 dollars each. Any takers? C'mon, not even one!?" One student raised his hand. "Yes, you in the purple!" he said. "First, it’s really dark blue, and second, what’s a dollar?” the Matoran in purple, I mean blue, said. "Oops, I meant widgets, so any takers now?" he corrected himself and became a salesperson at the same time. Another Matoran raised his hand. "Yes, you in the pink." Jaller called out. “It’s really, really, reeally light red, and there’s a big black fikou spider on your head." the Matoran in odd colours said. "Well, sorry, and its purple not black. Wha- WHAT!" Jaller became a snob and a scaredy cat at the same time. He screamed like a 5 year old girl who had seen a spider, and he ran around the room crying and screaming. When he got back to the front of the class he noticed the spider had fallen off his head. He picked it up and noticed it was a plastic spider. He looked to the class and said "Hey, it's plastic."Someone yelled "Burnage!!". The class had been laughing the whole time. Then the bell rang. Suddenly, the class was deserted except for Jaller and Mr. Teacher, who was already heading for the door.Jaller ran to Mr. Teacher and asked him "So, what’s my mark?" Mr. Teacher looked at him and said "A solid C minus." "Teacher say wha?" Jaller said, almost through tears. "Why," Jaller asked him, “Why! What have I done to deserve this horrible mark!? What was the reason for this, this, this atrocity!!! What!! What! Please tell me!!! And how may I fix this blot upon my person?” Mr. Teacher stared at Jaller with cold, unforgiving, frightening eyes. "Because you made a mockery of my classroom, called me Betty and dropped your great grandfathers trash all over my classroom." he yelled, spit flying onto Jaller’s mask. Jaller wiped away the spit and prepared a speech he made in case of this situation. "Ehem," he clear his throat and started his speech. Jaller went flying out of the school. He saw his dad, an old turaga with a eye for cheapness, in his car. He got in and said "Guess what?" "What?" his dad said. "A minus, that’s what!!" he exclaimed. "Great!! To the used car lot!!" his dad said. "Wha?" was Jaller's answer. IN THE VOYA-NUI DESSERT, I MEAN DESERT, 7 HOURSE AFTER SOCKS BASE ATTACK "It be jest ova tat 'ill." said Taipu said with his accent. They walked over the hill to see Taipu's village.“Good work Taipu, I knew we could count on you.” Hewkii said.“After tat ting tat attacked te’ base, I hope you lot will leave us alone fer good.” Taipu responded.“Er, ok..” Hewkii said, a bit taken back.As they walked, the Matoran who got sand in his eyes walked over near a big sign that said "SIGN SAYS VILLAGE IS THAT WAY". "Now that’s a bad sign." the Matoran who got sand in his eyes said. Just then, something moved under the sand. Out of fear, he took his machine gun and fired into the sand, and, after a minute of shooting, he thought he got the creature in the sand. Then he did something really stupid. He stuck his hand into the sand to feel what was down there. He felt something alright, but it grabbed him and pulled him under.The other Matoran spun around as they heard his scream. Then, his broken mask came out of the sand, something wet and slimy on it. The Matoran started walking backwards towards the village. As they walked, something was heading for the surface. Hafu yelled something before it broke though the sand. A giant, metal scorpion jumped up, sand and dirt flying everywhere. The frightened Matoran ran toward the village as the scorpion flew though the air towards them. This was certainly a bad day for the Matoran. END OF CHAPTER Maybe I'll do the Metrutron chapter next, maybe I won't. I'll see how I feel... MTL

I must say, this may be my new favourite comedy. It has a very "upper class"-ish feel to it, which I quite enjoy. Had to have been my favourite part. And the mask of speed part. Actually, I enjoyed the whole thing, and Vezon is great as ever. Looking forward to next chapter! MTL

I actually haven't yet seen the third movie... MTL

Well, it's been a while since I've posted anything, and it's been longer still since the original Transonicle was posted. Now, the original twelve chapters were written rather poorly (they were done using the reply button ) , and I'm sad to say I'm not quite proud of how badly they were written. Jokes, plot and point were lost do to the fact it looked like I wrote it with my earlobe. So, I well repost the redone, redeemed and respell checked Transonicle and Transonicle 2, but wait, THERE'S MORE! That's right! I will add new chapters, new parts, new plots and more background, including: -That chapter taking place on Metrutron I promised but never delivered-Getting rid of ridiculus goofs-A fun little commentar-And getting myself back into mode for writing Transonicle 3. After off course, I actually watch Transformers 3... I will post Transonicle 3 in a different topic, for clarities sake. This isn't just me reposting work I've already done. This is me reposting it so you can actually read what I wrote. Not to mention, reading Transonicle and Transonicle 2 will let you know who's who in Transonicle 3, considering I have a lot of characters.. Not like many of you actually read the original anyways... Besides, I don't want to lose my work all-over again. Our old computer with all of my stuff broke and I lost the original chapters, so this will give me a chance to save them all once more, as well a rewrite them better than ever. Lo and Behold, Transonicle, the original chapter! Fun Commentary: This chapter, as well as the following eleven, were written using the reply button, meaning my spelling, grammar and puncuation were worse than ever. I'm not proud of how it all looks, so perhaps now it will be passable work..This chapter originally contained lots of preliminary stuff, like calling the Autotoabot's Autotoa, the Deceptikuta Deceptiikuta and more unsitly errors. And now, the adventure (re)begins. TRANSONICLEThe Transformers Chronicle"A long, long, long, long, long- you get the picture- ,long time ago, there existed a world. This world, was very different from the one you know. There were two factions, we, the Autotoa, and are enemies, the Decipikuta. For millenia, our race covered the planet in war, to the point that there was almost no life left on the planet. The Decipikuta, led by Makutatron, were hoping to captured the item that brought our race into being, the AllShiny. I led our forces to one last stand off, which ended when my spy and recon specalist, Pohatubee, launched the AllShiny into space. In rage, Makutatron destroyed his vocal wires/tubes/things. I have no idea what there called, but the point is, Makutatron transformed into his Metrunuian jet mode. I don't even know what that is called and he's my brother. Anyways, he flew off the planet, in search of the AllShiny. The Decipikuta went into hiding, and we left the planet to try and find the AllShiny before Makutatron. Little did we know, we were already to late.........." End transmission.Ko-Wahi, 1897........"Come on, Matoran, it 'ill freeze before your finished at this point!" Rang out Captain Ithinkimbald. He looked at the Matoran digging away at the ice, trying free the S.S Find Me. They had been trying to go though a frozen lake, but had failed. One of the reasons was probably because the crows nest guy was blind, or it was that the S.S Find Me was a boat, so they had to go though the ice. Whatever the reason, it played apart in the destiny boardgame that the great spirit was playing on them.Captain Ithinkimbald walked to the front of the ship, and was suddenly sent flying in the air. He hit the ground with a thud. The thud then ran away after being thrown into the air. Captain Ithinkimbald got up and watched as the Ski-Ussals, skittled away. Captain Ithinkimbald wondered how they had gone fast enough to throw him in the air, then ordered his Matoran to follow the crabs.They chased the Ussals to a spot in ice. The Ussals started digging at the ice, as if there was a treat in there. As Captain Ithinkimbald got there, one Ussal broke the ice, falling in, with the captain in tow. As they hit the ground, the tow-line broke, letting him walk on his own. The Ussal skutteled away into the darkness as Captain Ithinkimbald took out his handy-dandy pocket flashlight, which was just a light stone with a rod sticking though it to make the handle. He looked around and saw something that made his jaw go though his mask and hit the floor. He picked up his jaw and locked it back into place. Before him, laying frozen in ice, was a giant man. He was red and siler, was covered in in frightining armor, had what looked like two lights on the side of his head. There was a sort-of mask on his chest, with five pointy sides and two evil looking eyes. His mouth was open in a silent scream, like someone had stood on a sore toe of his. Captain Ithinkimbald looked around him, and realized that he was standing in a massive, three fingered hand. He walked to the frozen mans chest and touched the mask. There was a bright flash of light, then everything went dark.Ko-Wahi 1897, the next day.........They found Captain Ithinkimbald the next day, as they were all to scared to go down on there own. They had decided to all go, and had found him, frost bitten, hungry, thristy and blind. The light had blinded him, and put little cracks in his glasses. He was taken to hospital by airship, and why they hadn't taken it with them to Ko-Wahi in the first place I don't know, but it was probably because Captain Itinkimbald was to cheap to buy himself one. In the following months, Captain Ithinkimbald drew pictures and talked about the man he had seen in the ice. Eventually he was called "That crazy blind guy that no one cares about or likes and his expirey date better come soon or I will drown myself in a toilet" or "TCBGTNOCAOLAHEDBCSOIWDMIAT". When you think about it, neither is that short. As what happend to the "ice man" as he was soon called, was unknown other than that he was taken away by the goverment. Any other info mistereously disapeared and any one that knew stuff about it vansihed to. Soon, it was forgoten about. That was bad. Really bad. It was our only warning.Voya-Nui Milatary Stronghold, Present Day....."So whats your perfect day sarge?" asked Hafu. Hafu's squad leader, Hewkii took a moment to answer, but he finally said "To hold my baby girl for the first time."The Matoran in his squad started laughing at him. One of them said though tears of laughter" OH!! What a wimpy one!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Hewkii the sissy!!Are you for real sarge!!" He wiped tears from his face with a shrit sleave that was full of sand. Then he put his hands to his eyes to try and get the sand from them."No, im just pulling your leg" Said Hewkii."Really?" asked Hafu."No." answered Hewkii, disapointed with his team, especially the one that got sand in his eyes.They soon landed at the base. Hewkii, had somehow gotten sand in his boots, but how he did that when BIONICLE's don't were boots I don't know. Hewkii was emptying his boots when a young Onu-Matoran came to him with a water keg."Thanks Taipu" Hewkii said as Taipu handed it to him."Your 'elcome sir" said Taipu, happy to see Hewkii again. Taipu had an accent if you were wondering. As they started talking about somthing that I was to lazy to write down Hewkii remembered something he was going to do. He said bye to Taipu and ran of to go to the contact building, which was made up 'cause I couldn't think of a better name for it.Nearby........A Sikorsky MH53 Pave Low 3 Helicopter flew silenty over the parched land scape. It wasn't your usaul Pave Low 3 helicopter though. It was unusauly large.It also had a destination. A milatary base. The one Hewkii's team was at. Either that it was on the attack or the pilot wanted some nachos. But both of those seem impossible, right? Right? RIGHT? WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME!!?? I- oh, right, computer. Sorry.Back at the base....Hewkii looked at the screen. On it was his wife, Macku, and his newborn daughter. Even though that entire sentance was impossible in BIONICLE, it was as real as a pig flying out of my nose right now. Hewkii was about to say "I love you" when the srceen started to go fuzzy. "Macku, Macku whats going on?"Hewkii asked Macku. She just opened her mouth when the screen went dark. Hewkii slaped the screen when all the lights went out. Hewkii got up and went outside when he heared a intercom. It was the general."Unidentified aircraft, you are in a restricted zone. Power done now." He asked the copter.******* (thats means static)The general ordered two jets to go see the copter. The jets took off right away. Soon one radioed back "This thing is massive!! It looks like a Sikorsky MH53 Pave Low 3, but twice the size!! Oh, and the tail number is 2L13KT1K1. This thing is massive, oh wait, I said that already."Now if you changed the numbers there to the letters they reperesent, the numbers would be b,a,c,a,a in that order. Now get a piece of paper and switch them. What does it spell? Prepare to find out.The general told one of the computer Matoran next to him the tail number. After a few beeps, boops and bops, the matoran finally said, "Sir, 2L13KT1K1 was shot down 17 months ago, on Mata-Nui."What!?" Exclaimed the general" That can't be right!! This thing must be broken!"The General gave the computer a good kick."Well, its broken now." Said the techie. They looked up and saw that the copter had landed. The General got to his microphone and said" Have your crew step out now or we shot you so many times you'll have more holes than swiss cheese."*********The pilot ignored them. In fact, he just stared at the general.The general stared back.The pilot stared back at the general.The general stared right back at the pilot.The pilot stared back.The general stared back.The pilot became fuzzy, then started to shimmer, then disappeared.The general tried to copy this, but just then realized that becoming fuzzy, then starting to shimmer and then disappearing wasn't normal.Yes, it took about a minute for him to figure this out.He watched the Sikorsky MH53 pave low 3, atonished, and fricked out.Then, the scary thing happend.Yeah, as if a pilot disobeying orders froma army general and then disappearing into thin air weren't scary enough.First, the helicopter blades went up and folded back. Then the parts on the Pave Low 3 started to move around, flip, rearrange and attached other places. The sides turned into what looked like arms, and pushed the front of the plane up. The cockpit turned so the front was touching the ground. the arms pushed the helicopter higher, and somthing that resamblbed a leg came up. Then another one. The cabin of the plane turned into a body, the cockpit turned into a large, spiked head. Soon, it was finished, standing way higher than anything else in the facility. It raised an arm, and shot a beam of blue light. the beam hit a row of planes, blowing them up rreeaall good. A cannon came out of the helicopter robot thing's chest and blew up a building. Useing a hand, it took the rotore off its back and sent the tanks around it flying with a mighty swing.It walked forward, blowing up tanks, planes, buildings and other army stuff.At the robots feet....Hafu ran for his life, trying not to be smushed into pulp like his dump truck he left under the robots right foot. No, it wasn't a real dump truck, just a toy one.He watched as the robot blew a tank to pieces. The fires from what it had done were lighting the sky, giving unwanted veiws of its frightining face. Hafu was running when he tripped and was nearly smushed. He looked up, the robot had stopped it was straing Hafu in the face. Hafu took out a heat sensative camera and took a pisture of the monsters underbelly. The robot didn't like that. Its chest cannon came out and prepared to fire.Hewkii yelled out to Hafu" Run man!! Run for your life!!!"That was all the encourage ment Hafu needed. He ran as fast as he could away from the monster as it blew the ground Hafu had just been. It watched as Hewkii's group ran away. A pile of wire came out of its back, and landed in the sand. It turned around and stuck it hand though a roof, inside was a power terminal. It stuck it hand to it and started to drain the files. The general, who had just happend to be there, watched as the robot drain a file called "Project: Frosty"."Cut the power!! Cut the Power!!" He yelled to a techie.The techie tried to pull the power, but the switch was broken."It wont buge!!" The Matoran yelled."I see that!!" the general yelled back. He looked around and saw a axe that just happend to be there. He grabed it and hit the switch repedeatly. Soon, the power was cut and the robot couldn't hack the files. The robot, now angry, after being sssooo close to victory, now no were within reach, took out it's chest cannon. The general and the techie stared in horror as the cannon, now aimed at them, fired.The Decipikuta had come.And were closing in one the AllShiny.Fast. Hopefully this isn't against the rules to this sort of thing, otherwise I just wasted an hour... MTL

I do believe that part about comedy authors making things worse was my favourite part. Wouldn't Axxon's axe be taller than a toa? Since you seem to be in need of some GS, I send a PM.. MTL

I must say, I rather liked. A chuckled at most of the jokes, and groanded when I was supposed to. I like where this is going! MTL