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Really now? Well then, guess I'm going to Windhelm....Oh, I got that Dragon. He missed me when I hit the orb and he landed on the other side of that big strucutre under the orb and started eating Falmer. I then got a chance to pepper him with arrows, then he finally got to me, and I did my first finishing move on a dragon when I killed him. Blackreach may have been the best dungeon I've ever done, if not the best, it's up there. Just too much fun.MTL

That reminds me, I think there's a full suit of Orcish armour in Loraskburhg (a small Orcish village near Karthsipre I think). I didn't pick it up since my inventory was almost full and there was a dragon attacking. They wanted me to bring them some troll fat and a daedra heart, which I got, and maybe they'll give me the armour for them...But no, it won't be that easy, will it?MTL

Posthumous is like after someone is dead, like Heath Ledger got award for best supporting actor posthumously, and since pre (before) is the opposite of post (after), I guess pre-humous would mean "before death", so a "pre-humous success" would be "just before death success."Yea, it was really bad. :(No paradox in Chapter 6? I knew it! Wouldn't happen, even if I bet money on it or something.MTL

Oi!Fun commentary: Lots of dialogue in this one, lots of setting up stepping stones for more things. Yes, Kongu is Dylan, and yes, I did make him a bit over the top, but hey.... And yes, I know I said this chapter would have the Bltiztran interrogation, but there were things I needed to do with Jaller and company. I'll give you a hint as to what Blitztran's interrogation leads too; The Wreckinator's invisible ship, Phoenix Prime's starting-to-get-overused-teleporting ability and a crashed Autotoabot space ship.And Flufskiron's plan contains many steps, but is not too intricate. At the end, I'll explain it.TRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 11CASTOR GRAS D’HIVER TA-METRU, NEAR THE COLISEUM, METRU-NUI “And turn this corner, yes, and that, no, and that one, and there we are!” Hahli said as Pohatubee and Blue Flame drove up in front of a huge building that very modern-artsy, and had many, many windows. “You work here?” Jaller asked as he looked up at the 15 story tower, and stepping out of Pohatubee at the same time. Woop-de-doo, he’s a multi-tasker. “And you never once bothered to ask if I even had a job.” Hahli said back to him. Jaller’s parents got out of Blue Flame, and were promptly impressed. “Hey Jaller, why didn’t you try and get a job here instead of pestering Takua?” Jaller’s dad said to him, and then laughed. “Because I don’t think I was loved as a child..” Jaller said under his breath. Inside Pohatubee, Wheeldax and Braindox jumped on the seats and looked at the building. “Snazy place. I call dibs on the top half!” Wheeldax said as he tried to crawl out the window. “Dibs!” Braindox said as he made his way to the window. “No you guys don’t! I don’t think Hahli’s boss would appreciate robots running around his building.” Jaller said. “OH COME ON!” Wheeldax yelled at him. Braindox tried to hide under the petals on the floor. “Hahli, get Wheeldax’s box.” Jaller said, still holding the pouting Wheeldax, who didn’t look very happy to hear “box.” “Uh, the box got sorta wrecked in the attack.” Hahli said. For some reason she looked rather sheepish.... Wheeldax however was only too happy to hear about the destruction of the much feared box. “Woohoo! Joy to the world! The deaf shall hear! The blind shall see! The short shall tall! Many an unanswered prayer has finally been answered!” Wheeldax cheered. “Be quiet ya big head.” Pohatubee said, cementing the reference if any one got it, “So, Jaller, me and Blue Flame have to sit out here?” Jaller looked a bit sorry about that. He put his hand on Pohatubee’s hood. “Sorry buddy, but Hahli’s boss might not be able to handle robots..” Jaller said. “Uh...” Hahli began to say. “Probably safer for him too.” Blue Flame said as Jaller’s parents took the last of their baggage out of Blue Flame’s trunk. Jaller’s mother fell over when Blue Flame spoke. “Don’t you ever talk like that when I’m right here! It scares the beMatanui out of me!” she yelled. “Sorry.” Blue Flame said, not sounding all that confident. “Jaller there’s something I need to tell you.” Hahli said. “Not now Hahli, we have to try and regain our cool here.” Jaller said. “Ah, this must be the much fabled Jaller Ithinkimbald!” a voice said. Jaller twitched violently when he heard his last name, but got control of himself and threw Wheeldax into Pohatubee as fast as he could, and then composed himself. “Well, you must be Hahli’s unheard of boss.” Jaller replied, not very friendly like. “Oh, you’re too kind. I’m more like her, observer. I just let her in the doors in the morning, and she just works away like a busy little beaver.” Hahli blushed at this, “Oh, silly me, I’ve forgotten to introduce myself, haven’t I? I am Kongu, last name Gould. Kongu Gould. Sounds like gold, doesn’t it?” Kongu said, smiling, reveal a gold tooth. Wait, Matoran have teeth? Wait a minute, Matoran have last names? Wait minute, giant robots? AAANNNYYYYWWAAAYYYYSS, Jaller gave Hahli the hairy eye, then sucked in his dignity and shook hands with Kongu. Personally, Jaller though Kongu’s hands were greasy and gross, but kept that to himself. And considering I doubt Matoran hands get like that, that was probably Jaller trying to find the worst in the situation. “Pleasure to meet you.” Jaller lied. Kongu smiled, once more showing off his blindingly white teeth, as well as his gold one. He then saw Jaller’s mother. “Why, who is this fine young specimen?” he said as he walked over to her. “Oh, shucks, you don’t have too.” Jaller’s mother giggled as Kongu came over and kissed her hand. As he brought his head away, she looked a bit saddened that it was over so quick. “And what might your name be? I assume it’s something beautiful, like Stella, as in stellar moon light, for that’s what I think of when I look upon you.” Kongu said. Jaller’s mother giggled violently at this, while Jaller looked on with a mixture of disgust and curiosity. He personally didn’t know what his mother’s name was. Jaller’s father looked mad, although he too, was curious to find out what his wife’s name was. “It’s Jaller’s mother. I was born Jaller’s Mother Magellan.” She answered. Jaller and his father were confused and slightly disturbed by that. “That’s a beautiful name.” Kongu said as he kissed her hand once more. Jaller’s mother giggled again at this. Kongu then went over to Jaller’s father. “Don’t you kiss my hand!” Jaller’s father warned. “Kiss your hand? Why would I dream of performing such a feminine action to such an obviously manly man?” Kongu said. Jaller’s father blushed and giggled like a school girl. “Oh shucks, stop!” he said. “You good sir, are a titan among men! A god among titans! You are above normal describing adjectives!” Kongu said. “Oh, you got me!” Jaller’s father said. As Kongu turned away, he smiled, almost sinisterly, and then layed his eyes up on Pohatubee, Jaller’s shiny yellow Camaro. “And this must be Pohatubee!” Kongu said. Jaller’s eyes nearly flew out of his head. “WWHHHHHHaaaaaaAAAAAAAAtttATTTT!!!” Jaller yelled. “Yea, Jaller I meant to tell you, I might’ve told him about the Autotoabots..” Hahli said, looking ashamed. “YOU DID WHAT NOW!” Jaller yelled at her, then controlled himself, “Why would you do that?” he asked. “It sort of slipped out.” Hahli said. “My, my, you are a most beautiful mode of transportation, if I do say so myself.” Kongu told Pohatubee. “Well, I mean, I can’t let Tahuswipe and Vakama Maximus be the only good looking ones, now can I?” Pohatubee indulged himself, and laughed along with Kongu at his little joke. Kongu then looked inside Pohatubee and saw Wheeldax and Braindox. “Ah, you must be Wheeldax! I’d recognize your mighty visage anywhere!” Kongu said. Wheeldax was very happy to hear that the mighty warrior goddess had put in a good word for him. “Well, y’know, I try, I try.” Wheeldax said, lining against the seat and pretending to check non-existent finger-nails. Jaller went over to Hahli, and in hushed tones, spoke to her. “You told him about Wheeldax!” he said. “I assure you, it wasn’t nearly as flattering as a mighty visage that I said!” Hahli said. Kongu then looked to Braindox. “And you are Braindox, I presume. Clearly your name does not lie!” “Braindox!” Braindox said, slapping his knees. “When did you tell him about Braindox! We’ve only had him an hour!” Jaller said. “I texted it to him!” Hahli responded. Kongu then spun around and pointed to Blue Flame. “Now, there’s a cultured and intelligent robot when I see one!” Kongu said. “Aw, I see what he’s doing! He’s appealing to our individual personalities and vanities in order to make an impression up on us! I like that!” Blue Flame said. “Ohhhh you got me!” Kongu said. Pohatubee revved his engine. “Blue Flame, you sounded an awful lot like Kopatchet there.” Pohatubee said, displeasure in his voice. “Was that supposed to be an insult, Pohatubee? Because if it was, it wasn’t very good.” Blue Flame said. “Wanna bet?” Pohatubee responded. “I’m not sure I need to, considering that I have definitive proof that your intent to insult me did not succeed in any way, shape or form.” Blue Flame said. Kongu, however, intervened. “Whoahohoho, calm down there cow-boys! Look, there’s a lovely garage around back that’s 50 feet tall. You can both chill out in there until Jaller and Hahli find a new home.” Kongu said. “50 feet you say...” Blue Flame said. “It is. Just follow the yellow brick road!” Kongu said, pointing to a literal yellow brick road that led around the building. “Why thank you.” Blue Flame said as he began to drive down it. Pohatubee, still near Jaller, spoke to him. “Will you by all right, Jaller? By yourself up there, I mean. I know you got Wheeldax and Braindox with you, but they’re not exactly.. competent.” They looked and saw Wheeldax and Braindox trying to get up the first step into the building. They were almost succeeding. Almost. “And until Tahkan Metra sends Wipeout over, you’ll be basically a sitting duck up there.” Pohatubee said. “I’ll, I’ll be fine Pohatubee. I just don’t think I’ll have much fun.” Jaller said. Nearby, Kongu had Wheeldax and Braindox on his shoulders, and was leading his mother and father by the hand into the front doors. Hahli followed carrying most of the baggage. “Hey, Pohatubee, I’ve been thinking about what this creepy Ko-Matoran said to me. He said the Deceptikuta were up to stuff, but that it didn’t concern me. But then we got attacked. And Braindox was sent into our house to try and kill us or something.” Jaller said. “You know Jaller, if they wanted you truly dead, Braindox, Enderth and Daedulus would’ve been on the other side of the island. They’re not what you’d call the most competent of Deceptikuta.” Pohatubee said. “Your right... so maybe Braindox is actually a tracking devise, or diversion from something else!” Jaller said. “Maybe. I wouldn’t go that far, even with him. You know how Wheeldax always said he’s a salvage scrap drone? Well, Braindox really is. Braindox’s name is similar to an oxymoron. He’s not intelligent at all.” Pohatubee said. “I noticed that much,” Jaller said, and he began contemplating what that creepy Ko-Matoran had said. “Maybe, when that Ko-Matoran said that the Deceptikuta were up to something, he was telling the truth, but when he said they’re not after me, he was lying on purpose to try and warn me!” “That’s a bit of a stretch, but it seems a bit likely.” Pohatubee said. “Pohatubee, we need to find that Ko-Matoran! Maybe he knows more about this!” Jaller said. “By chance, did that Ko-Matoran work in a large, green building?” Pohatubee asked. “Well, I didn’t pay much attention to the building, actually, but yea, green sounds right.” Jaller said. “Uh, well, perhaps my radio can explain it best. “ Pohatubee said, then switching over to his radio. <.... and in other news, a Ko-Matoran was apparently killed today when a wall mounted TV fell off the wall and exploded on his head. The TV had, some reason, been placed over a security camera, and experts suggest that the combined electrical force was enough to charge the TV enough that it could pull itself off the wall and detonate. Accidents like this are hard to avoid, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.> Jaller stared, rather blankly, at Pohatubee. “That may have been the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.” He said. “I’ve heard much worse than that, I assure you.” Pohatubee replied. “Well, Pohatubee, I guess you’ll need to try and find a friend for me. Do you remember 12345?” Jaller asked. “The Sector Six Po-Matoran agent who tried to have me frozen inside the Canyon of Unending Whispers, then we did all that crazy stuff finding Gunmetal and going to Voya-Nui? He might be familiar.” Pohatubee said. “Great. Find out where he is. I think I’ll need his help. I guess I should go into the building now and find out where I’m supposed to live now. It’s been nice talking to you Pohatubee. Wow, that’s a weird thing to say.” Jaller said. “I’ll find him, don’t worry.” Pohatubee said as he drove down the yellow brick road. From across the street, Lasorhawk watched this, most interested. ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE Nihiscream was locked in a chair, unable to move except for his head, and very much displeased with this turn of events. He had a feeling it would be one of the last journeys he’d be making, considering how unhappy Makutatron seemed with. Stupid, Nihiscream thought, stupid, stupid, stupid. Why didn’t I kill him when I had the chance? Because, he thought again, I was going to use him a proof of how much I was than him, he thought ruefully. Then there was the case of Norik Prime. Nihiscream had a bad feeling about him. He knew Flufskiron and Swiftinock were up to something, as he knew for a fact Flufskiron hadn’t had Norik killed. Oooh, I wonder if Flufskiron will have Makutatron killed, Nihiscream thought. He knew that Flufskiron was not fan of Makutatron, but he wasn’t sure how far Flufskiron would go with his displeasure. Speaking of which, Flufskiron walked in just then. “Ah, Nihiscream, how has your flight been so far?” he asked. “Not the best I’ve ever had, not the worst.” Nihiscream replied. It was best to appear indifferent in these situations, Nihiscream thought. “Really? Because I don’t know if you’re aware or not, but your very much going to die a painful death once we land. Makutatron is not known for his kindness. Or... intelligence.” Flufskiron said. Nihiscream remembered 3 years back when Shockvak had told him that he’d receive a painful death if he kept crossing Makutatron. Nihiscream had thought it ironic how Shockvak had ended up dying. Or so he thought. As it turns out, Dreadinock, one of Nihiscream’s least favourite Deceptikuta, and Blitztran, another of Nihiscream’s least favourite Deceptikuta, and brought Shockvak back to life. And what a joy that was. And then all of a sudden Nihiscream realized that Flufskiron had just called Makutatron stupid. “Well, at least I’m not the only who has noticed.” Nihiscream said, about as witty as he could muster. Flufskiron chuckled a bit (the Metrutronian equivalent, at least) and walked closer to Nihiscream, and rested one of his elbows on Nihiscream’s shoulder. Flufskiron was a bit taller than Nihiscream, but a lot bulkier, and weighed alot more, so Nihiscream didn’t quite appreciate this. “Why, Nihiscream, I realize you’re hardly my own level of intelligence, but you’re far more competent than Makutatron. Although I’m not sure you can fight nearly as well.” Flufskiron said. “Unlike him, I can talk without yelling all the time.” Nihiscream responded. That was about as good as he could do at the moment. “Not like that’s very hard. You see Nihiscream, I have a dream. A dream, of a more lethal, unyielding powerful Deceptikuta empire!” Flufskiron said, moving away from Nihiscream. “Really? Because I’m sure Makutatron had the same idea, and that’s what got us into this mess.” Nihiscream responded. “It was his dream of power, of the AllShiny. It was also Icarax.” Flufskiron said, “You did know Icarax, I presume?” “I had the chance; I can’t say I liked him anymore than Makutatron. He was stuck in a pizza box for most of the time I knew him.” Nihiscream said. “A what-box? Is that Matoran for tomb?” Flufskiron asked. “It’s similar. It’s a tomb for the remains of some dough-like creature, and they put its blood all over eat, then cut it up and eat it.” Nihiscream explained. Flufskiron made a face. “Disgusting creatures. I can applaud Makutatron’s hatred for the things, however. Admirable.” He said. “An inspiration to us all, indeed.” Nihiscream said, rather sarcastically. “Now, your point please, Flufskiron. I grow bored on the way to my execution.” Nihiscream said. “Oh, of course, how could I forget? Yes, well, when we land, I’m going to let you out of these restraints, I’ll take you to Makutatron, then we’ll kill him together.” Flufskiron said. Nihiscream was surprised with the brutally simple nature of this plan. He liked it. “Well, I think that’s a good way TO GET US BOTH KILLED!” Nihiscream said. Flufskiron smiled. “Nihiscream, Nihiscream, Nihiscream, you over-estimate Makutatron.” Flufskiron said. “I saw him rip an Autotoabot in half with his bare hands, then eat its spark. Unless I’m mistaken, that may be very high on the list of most frightening things I’ve ever seen.” To put that into perspective, that’s like me ripping a seven year old in half and eating his heart. Not exactly mentally pleasing, is it? “Yes, but that’s the old Makutatron. He’s been dead once and rebuilt using the parts of lesser Deceptikuta. You remember that forest battle, don’t you? Matanui Prime was able to beat you, some of your Strikers, Grindtaka and Makutatron by himself. Then at the Sun Eaterer, Matanui Prime shot off most Makutatron’s face using Makutatron’s own weapon! Nihiscream, Makutatron is not the fearsome warrior we once knew him to be! He might be able to kill legions of Deceptikuta drones by himself still, but who can’t? Face Nihiscream, Makutatron can be hurt,” Flufskiron turned one hand into a row of deadly spikes, “He can be killed.” Nihiscream looked at the spikes for a minute, then looked back to Flufskiron. “Flufskiron, what’s in it for me?” Nihiscream asked. “Your Strikers, once more, yours. Your ship, the Dinobot, once more yours. Your place in my new empire.” Flufskiron said. “I may have underestimated you, Flufskiron. You have a deal.” Nihiscream said, feeling good about his prospects. “Excellent, then the first steps of my plan is almost complete.” Flufskiron said as he rose to his full height. “First steps?” Nihiscream, once more thinking of Norik Prime. “Whoops, did I let that slip? Silly me. Silly me.” Flufskiron said, walking out the door. This’ll end well, Nihiscream thought, sarcastically. END OF CHAPTER If I got the French in the title wrong, please point it out.MTL

Well, I didn't expect that happening. And I'm going to assume a paradox might happen soon. I also didn't think the Barraki would, y'know, accomplish it successfully. Well, maybe not quite successfully. Nex 2.0 might change there mission status from success to "pre-humous success".Get it? Posthumous, pre-humous....I really need to finish that Transonicle 3 chapter I'm trying to write... I'm so lazy...MTL

I just can't stand the Ayleid ruins anymore. They were all the same. No fun. Dwemer ruins are much mroe fun, usually more profitable, and you could actually believe people once lived there.Also, I finished Blacreach the other day. Awesome place. I only found eighteen Crimson Nirnroots, but that's ok. I found a giant in there, and nearby a Dwarven centurion. The ensusing fight was awesome, but short. The Centruion was beaten down, having taken out about half of the giants health. A quick fos do rah and I finished the giant.Also, the Dark Brotherhood has been highered to kill me. Really sad too because I tried to get married (a accident that results from putting on the amulet of Mara accidentely) to the girl in the Bannered Mare in Whiterun who you have to beat in a brawl, and then I was waiting in Riften, the right day, and she didn't show up, whichs means...I'm going to find out who Astrid is, find which city she's in, and kill her and all her friends, which I assume are all Dark Brotherhood chaps. Then maybe I'll have a nice Nord Mead at the local inn.MTL

How'd these get on here, while the prequel trilogy and the Clone Wars didn't? I don't understand.Also, Valhalla Rising. Terrible acting, no plot, no action. It was actually painful to watch.Let me tell you how bad the plot is; On the way to the Holy Land(Israel area), a bunch of guys (I don't think any even get names, or lines) decide to go there. So instead of hugging the coast like they actually did in real life, they just went off into the middle of the ocean practically.From Scandinavia.So, in the most un-ocean worthy boat ever of all time, they cross the Atlantic and end up in Nova Scotia or that area. So naturally, they assume the Holy Land is full of trees, like it isn't, and decide to build stuff there. (also note they crossed the ocean in what appears to have been a week, with no sails or oars and surrounded by fog)Naturally, they all go completely crazy for basiacaly no reason, in one of the most actually painful montages ever. The music they used in that scene made the dogs go nuts and was really hard on the ears.Then they get killed, and the first nations people living there let the kid survive for no reason. Or something.And the twilight movies, they suck. Period. Bad acting (Kristen Stewarts only expression in the entire series is the exact same one), bad plot, shiny vampires and everybody was emo. There was no redeeming qualites about that series, unless you just cared for Taylor Lautner and that other guy being shirtless every 6 minutes.And we're not hating it because it's cool to do so; we're hating it because they just sucked. I mean, the action sequnces aren't any good. I mean, at least with movies like Transformers you got action (even if you had no idea what was going on, it was still fun).And the Golden Compass. Don't even get me started on that. And Eragon. And the Spiderwick Chronicles. All failed so bad.MTL

My unrelenting force is all 3 words, and I got the small mediatation upgrade for it from Paarthurnax. So he listened to what I had to say...Since I've lulled myself into a false sense of secruity by usually being able to one hit most mages, I once and a while get a Necromancer or Wizard who doesn't quite get the "point", and refuses to die without me using all my potions.I don't know where to find the rest of the Dragon Priests. Don't know if I want to....The Notched Pickaxe is on the Throat of the World, isn't it? I couldn't find. I found some ice wraiths, a almost buried Dragon skeleton, and a person skeleton holding a dwarven shield (which I gave to Lydia; she has full improved Steel plate armour and a 38 damage scimiat, why don't I take her out of the house already?), but no pickaxe. Doesn't it improve smithing or something?MTL

Amazing. I just loved the image I had in my head when I imagined my own mother doing exactly that. Nothing you say...MTL

In all seriousness though, I agree; this PSA isn't even close to the standards of the last several chapters.That makes me nervous about Chapter 5 and Special #5. Gulp.-ibrowHey, I liked it, even though it still wasn't *quite* your usual work, it was still good. And go through with those other things you have planned. If you want to do 'em, do 'em. And if they help explain what's all going on, that won't hurt. Even though I'm pretty sure I got it figured, more clarification shouldn't kill me.Or will it?DUH DUH!MTL

Right, sorry I haven't been paying much atention for the past fews chapters, I've been, how you say, busy with school and Skyrim and such.So let's see here, the Toa (including the illustrious me) weren't able to save the boards from the staff, so know we're stuck in an Ask Comedy with the lights turned out. I don't know how gonna get out fo that. You'd need a Toa of light or something... Now that right there, that's funny. Of course, considering I've never seen Herlyx, he may be completely justified. :PMTL

Very nice! It's good to know I can actually inspire people!I quite like how lots of the humour seems to be on players experiences, i.e having to be told how to move your head!, which always bugged me a bit, as well as the melee joke. I do quite enjoy the Halo franchise, so do a good job, buddy :PThe only thing I didn't really like was how squished together everything is, which makes it hard to read. You don't have to space it out to the extent I do, but making a new paragraph everytime someone talks would make it a lot easier to read, as well as following the rules of English grammar.I look forward as too where this is going!MTL

Fun Commentary: I always enjoyed this chapter, as well as the scene. It's alot better if you imagine the scene's music during it, as well as imagine Wreckdak and Krekkacrusher making those indecipherable noises the Deceptikuta made in the film. Also, Wreckdak only has one line in the entire comedy, possibly the least of any named character.Neat.TRANSONICLECHAPTER 15ROAD KILLCANYON OF UNENDING WHISPERS, PO-METRU, METRU-NUIMakutatron stumbled a bit. He looked at the destruction he had caused the fleshies. It felt like toasted goodness. However, the metal tyrant had places to be, people to crush. Transmocing into his super-duper jet thingy mode that even he wasn’t sure what it was, he flew through the tunnel that Phoenix Prime used several chapters ago. The massive Deceptikuta flew out and landed on the outside of the canyon. He looked around and waited. He had a feeling that soon, his loyal subjects would return to him.“Lord Makutatron.”Makutatron stumbled and almost fell off his ledge. “Nihiscream” he said, just regaining his balance. “You try to fall me again.”“I wouldn’t call it that, but ok. We have returned for you” Nihiscream said, pointing to Blacktaka and Sleedat, who walked up behind him.“Excellent. For too long my prospects have been grim, locked in that frozen prison for years untold. Tell me, where is the AllShiny?” Makutatron said, walking up the trio.Nihiscream took a step back, staying out of punching range. “The Matoran have eaten it.”“WHAT.” Makutatron said, surprised. Nihiscream sighed. “Oops. I can’t use this Matoran Interlingua system right. They have taken it, and they have sided with the Autotoabots. Matanui Prime himself is here.” Nihiscream took several steps back as he said this.“Autotoabots,” Makutatron growled, “And Matanui Prime here, himself,” Makutatron clenched one of his long fingered hands as he said Matanui’s name, “Then our war shall end on this planet. I will kill Matanui myself. Now then, who is getting the AllShiny for me right now,” Makutatron then pointed one finger at Nihiscream, “Assuming you have been smart enough to send some of our warriors after it.”Before Nihiscream said anything, Blacktaka used this as an excuse to talk “We’ve sent Enderth, Bradak, Wreckdak, Daedulus, Krekkacrusher and Barritax.”Nihiscream then spoke up, “The AllShiny is actually still in the building, I believe.” Nihiscream said, and then realizing Makutatron wouldn’t be happy to hear this. Makutatron grabbed Nihiscream by the neck, and growled his growely voice right into Nihiscream’s face. “You fail me yet again Nihiscream. Get it before they leave this compound!” Makutatron then threw Nihiscream to the ground. The ground where they were standing, not the one several hundred feet below. Sleedat walked forward then. “Lord Makutatron, will you take the time to rest and recharge your energy levels first? You have spent a long time-“ she started to say. “I am fine, Sleedat. You’re more competent than Nihiscream, but not by much. Do not test me.” Makutatron spat. Sleedat probably would’ve said something rude, had it not been Makutatron standing there. “Lord Makutatron!” someone yelled from behind them.The three turned around to see a huge dinosaur, a Spinosaurus to be exact, start to transform into a 47 foot robot holding its dinosaur tail as a sword.“I live to serve you lord Makutatron” the new Deceptikuta said. “Welcome Dreaddude.” Nihiscream said to Dreaddude. Nihiscream wasn’t sure why Dreaddude had chosen an extinct animal as an alternate mode, but Nihiscream was aware of Dreaddude’s love for history. And violence. Dreaddude looked up angrily at Nihiscream. “I was not talking to you, Nihiscream. I also notice that you forgot about me when you were alerting us all to lord Makutatron’s location.” He said. “I must apologize then. It appears you slipped my mind.” Nihiscream said. Nihiscream, you see, didn’t really like Dreaddude. Or any other Deceptikuta, really. It was ok. None of the Deceptikuta were especially fond of Nihiscream.Makutatron grabbed Nihiscream by the shoulder and pushed him down. “I highly doubt that, Nihiscream, however, I have more important things to deal with, like,” Makutatron said, turning around to the Canyon’s valley, “MY ALLSHINY!!!!” BACK INSIDE THE CANYONPohatubee stood around the Matoran hurriedly trying to load guns and vehicles. He watched as Jaller and Hahli took turns holding the AllShiny, not sure who gonna take the MacGuffin to Lego City, a nearby city.“The Deceptikuta have cut all communications. We’re sitting ducks here people. We can’t the military to help at all.” Hewkii said, loading his gun. His soldiers from the desert looked grim, not looking forward to fighting more robots. “Oi! You, Nupary and Dixie!” 12345 yelled to Nuparu and Nixie. “It’s Nuparu and Nixie, thank you very much.” Nuparu said. “It could be Tom and Jerry for all I care. Come with me, we gotta try and get communication back up. Or at least a paper air plane going.” 12345, walking to the communications room. Turaga Vakama walked up and grabbed him by the arm. “Whoa there.” 12345 said. “Look here now, I’m going to go with you.” Turaga Vakama said. “Don’t mind me asking, but why? You should be out playing golf or somethin’.” 12345 said. “And besides, I doubt you know how to work our fancy equipment and all.” Turaga Vakama held firm. “For the past thirty years, all I’ve done is sign papers and make a few press conferences. It’s about time I do something real for my island. And besides, I used to be a communications officer. And I can make a mean paper airplane.” Turaga Vakama said. 12345 took off his sunglasses, and wiped a tear from his eye. “Sir, that was the most beautiful speech I’ve ever heard. Let’s go save our country.” 12345 said as he led them away.“What about Makutatron?” Hafu asked.<Run away!> Pohatubee’s radio said, basically wording everyone’s sympathies. “So we’re going to lead the Deceptikuta into a city?” Hahli asked. “Uh, well, when you put it that way..” Hewkii said, scratching his head.A sudden explosion rocked the complex. “Autotoabot, come out to plaaaay.” The Enderth jumped from the rafters, crushed a vehicle in the process. The 15 foot tall robot dropped a smaller robot, which ran off. Enderth turned his hands into saws and ran at Pohatubee, but a shot from the ‘bee’s laser sent him back, knocking him into a wall.“Were running out of time. Let’s get out of here.” Hewkii said as he got in a vehicle, looking at the knocked out Deceptikuta.LATERThe convoy of vehicles, with Pohatubee in front, sped toward the city. Inside the yellow Camaro of awesome, Jaller, Hahli and The AllShiny sat inside Pohatubee, buckled in for safety. While speeding ahead, they saw a new convoy of vehicles lead by a familiar red and blue truck.“Sweet Mata-Nui! It’s Matanui Prime!” Jaller said, happiness in his voice. And there they were, Matanui Prime, Dakama Prime, Hydraxhide, Kopatchet, Vakama Maximus, Blue Flame, Lezz and Galcee. Tahkan Metra and Phoenix Prime flew overhead, while Wipeout road inside Vakama Maximus.Matanui Prime turned, allowing the other Autotoabots to get into the convoy. The massive group of vehicles sped heroically toward the city, all the Autotoabots as well as several Matoran humvees. Can’t you just hear the awesome music? In fact, it was going so well that it took almost 5 minutes for them to notice a police car, a mine clearing vehicle, a tank, an armoured troop carrier and a black Toyota driving up behind them.“Deceptikuta!” Wipeout yelled when he looked into Vakama Maximus’ rear view mirror.Krekkacrusher and Barritax went ahead of the group to get the Autotoabots. Barritax used his siren to get cars out of the way while Krekkacrusher simply crashed into them, sometimes using his scoop to throw them away. Barritax, who Daedulus (the black Toyota) followed, went ahead of Krekkacrusher, and tried to make the Autotoabots pull over, and they had a vain hope that the Autotoabots wouldn’t recognize them. They did.“It’s that police car that tried to kill me!” Jaller yelled.“Pohatubee, Go ahead with the others. I’ll hold them off.” Matanui Prime told him through the radio.<roger roger> Pohatubee’s radio went back to Prime.Barritax got up alongside Hydraxhide, attempting to slow the weapon specialist down. Instead, Hydraxhide rammed him right off the freeway/bridge. The police car fell and got busted up below.“Not bad, if I do say so myself.” Hydraxhide said. Daedulus was next. He drove as fast as he could forward, got directly behind Blue Flame, and tried to transmoc. He flipped and rolled several times, not managing to get to his feet, and went to the side, knocking Galcee over. Galcee quickly transmoced into her robot form, and Daedulus made it to his feet. Krekkacrusher had had enough. The massive vehicle transmoced, sides becoming arms, legs being formed from the underbelly and the main body forming from the front. A ghastly head appeared from the twisting mass of metal, completing the monstrosity. “RETARETARETAKREKKACRUSHERHATEBUSRETARETARETARETA!” he screamed, making a horrible sound. Krekkacrusher then body-slammed a bus, exploding it into a million flaming bus pieces.The troop carrier then came up and transmoced, forming the white, red and gray Wreckdak. Wreckdak took out his swords and chopped up a few passing by vehicles as Krekkacrusher focused his sights on Matanui Prime. “RETARETARETAKREKKACRUSHERHATEMATANUIPRIMERETARETARETA!” Krekkacrusher growled.Matanui slowed down and transmoced into his robot mode, sliding back and punching Wreckdak in the face, causing him to flip, roll and crash into the tank form off Bradak, which slowed the Deceptikuta tank down. Krekkacrusher skated into Matanui Prime, knocking him back. Matanui kicked Krekkacrusher back as the giant tried to jump on him. Wreckdak got back to his feet and ran at Matanui. Wreckdak swung his swords, and only the unsheathing of his own blades allowed Matanui to slice back. The two parried and struck for a little bit until Wreckdak tackled Matanui instead. Matanui grabbed him by the shoulders, spun, and threw him away.Just as he let go of Wreckdak, Krekkacrusher ran into him, sending them both off of the freeway/bridge thing and into another one below.“Hey, giant robots!” The white Matoran said. Krekkacrusher took Primes head and slammed it into the car Icytoa1 was in. Prime turned back and uppercutted Krekkacrusher so hard one of his eyes fell out. In epic slow-motion too.“RETARETAKREKKACRUSHERLIKEDTHATEYERETARETARETA!” Krekkacrusher screamed. His massive scope arm hanging from his back came down and smacked Matanui in the head, and Matanui hit the ground with a thud. The thud crawled away, pain everywhere. Prime then pushed himself into the Deceptikuta and again they fell of the freeway/bridge. They landed on the ground and Prime managed to get away for a second.“RETARETARETAKREKKACRUSHERHATEEAUTOTOABOTRETARETARETA!”Prime decided drastic measures needed to be used. One arm turned into one of his mighty swords and he jumped at Krekkacrusher.“RRRAAAAAHHHHH!” Matanui screamed as he sliced into the Deceptikuta. Krekkacrusher made several painful noises as his arm, foot and head got sliced off.“ReTAREtaKrEKKaCRUSHERHAte Being heAD….” were the last sounds the evil Deceptikuta made. Prime walked away from the body and was about to head back to the other Autotoabots when Wreckdak jumped down. In an act off awesome, Prime turned his hands into guns, shot Wreckdak in the face and brought part of the road down on the Deceptikuta.Matanui turned his weapons back into his arms, and made his way back to the other Autotoabots.END OF CHAPTER MTL

That's the guy. It was an easy fight for me (sort of) since I went from Korvenjund (the place where the Jagged Crown was), which brought me to the back of the Word Wall, so I saw the Dragon first. Since it was just one of the brown low-leveled Dragons (and I'm a mighty level 21) I took out lots of health on that hit. He spun around, came down for a good ol' one on one, and using Dragonbane (Katana found in Sky Haven temple that does 10% extra damage to dragons), having the extra bonus damage to Dragons active effect Esbern gives you, as well as one unrelenting force whihc stunned the beastie, I took it out in less than 10 hits. Absorbed his soul, went on up, saw the word wall, went for it, and Krosis pops up.I guess I was lucky and saved right after killing the dragon, because Krosis was more than a match for me. So on the next try, I shot him with a poisoned arrow just as he got up out of the coffin, unrelenting forced him right into the word wall, and with him cornered into it preventing him from running away, I ran up, and used my exquisite blades sword (38 damage!) and a few poisons (and health potions) I got him. Got Krosis' mask, his staff of fireballs and some bonemeal (he had a little bit of money too), and some money from a nearby chest, I was rather pleased.Except the shout was Throw Voice. What does it do? Distracts enemies.While I can see use for it, I was sort of hoping for a bit more of a.. I don't know, powerful shout? At least you get all 3 words to it..MTL

Those Thalmor really annoy me. Got mad at me for wrecking like, two of their forts. What an overreaction. I'm pro-legion, but I think everyone sees that the Thalmor are just wrong.I also killed 3 Dragons today, as well as a Dragon Priest (Krosis). I feel proud of myself. ANd I got the second word to fire bearth, so that's even better.MTL

He isn't?Kahi, I want you to ignore my last post. I now want you to get up, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and tell your self "I'm a comdeic genius."Because you are.MTL

It's always good to know I did a good job of a character, saves me the worry of having to make them have an accident...And now, back to our already scheduladed ProgammingTRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 10.5MANIACTOACLACO SHOULD PAY MORE ATENTTION WHEN HE POSTS“You ain’t proving my point!” Wheeldax said.“Indoor voices Wheeldax, or it’s the box for you.” Hahli told Wheeldax.“Not the box, not the box.” Wheeldax cowered.“Kay, it’s nice to get all the introduction and all, but there’s Deceptikuta blowing stuff up outside, so we better get going.” Johnson said.“Yea, get gone.” Braindox said.Outside, Panrashot had had enough of standing and shooting. Sleedat had told him to give Enderth, Daedulus and Barritax a chance to prove themselves, but they were less than useless. “Raaggghhh.” He said as he charged forward, shooting two more time, then knocking drones out of the way. He went straight for Tahuswipe.Tahuswipe looked up and saw him. “Hey, Jodkra, I think I’ll let you have this guy.” He said as he backed up.“RUN LITTLE WORM! RUN!” Panrashot said as he made a grab for Tahuswipe. Tahuswipe swiped at him with a sword, then transmoced and retreated back to Blue Flame and Jodkra’s position.Jodkra just took his fist out of the remnants of a drone’s face and when he saw Panrashot, a good 20 feet taller than all the assembled Autotoabots, running at them. “Johnson! JOHNSON! Hurry up!” Jodkra yelled as he fired his weaponry at Panrashot. The shots hit Panrashot in the chest, and did basically nothing.Blue Flame fired his gun at Panrashot, who rolled, stood, and fired his turret at Blue Flame. The explosion happened 6 feet behind him, and he flew forward. Pohatubee, who had knocked Daedulus down, but was still struggling with Barritax, fired at Panrashot. The shot hit him in the leg, and Panrashot turned and looked at Pohatubee. “Hurry up with that one.” Panrashot said, and he turned back to Blue Flame and Jodkra. But wait, Tahuswipe, where was he?He drove around, and sped toward Panrashot, who had his back to him. “Hmmm, now how should I do this?” he asked himself. He could go under, cut out the knees, and have him fall, or jump on the back and go for the head.The head, always works, he told himself. So he sped up, transmoced right into a beautiful jump, and landed on Panrashot’s back. Unfortunately, Panrashot had long arms that were not obstructed by kibble. He grabbed Tahuswipe and flung him into a building.“Oh, I am having fun!” Panrashot said. Johnson, nearby, snuck past with the Matoran. Jodkra saw this, and decided to take Panrashot’s attention to the other direction.Heh, a rhyme.Jodkra ran around, and fired at Panrashot. “Those tickle.” Panrashot laughed. He then lifted his turret arm and aimed it at Jodkra. “But why tickle when you can punch?” he said as he fired. The shot missed Jodkra, who doubled back.Panrashot fired again. Blue Flame shot at Panrashot, who then fired at Blue Flame. “Keep it up Blue Flame! Maybe we’ll wear him down!” Jodkra yelled to Blue Flame.“No.” Panrashot said as he fired some more. Just then a missile came down and hit Panrashot in the chest. He stumbled. Then another missile came down and hit him. Then Tahkan Metra came down, transmoced, and tackled him.The two rolled, but Tahkan got up, and using his arm blades sliced at Panrashot. Panrashot got a direct hit on Tahkan with his cannon, then shot some more at the Autotoabots, then seeing that only him, Barritax, Daedulus and the newly awakened Enderth were alive, decided to, with much thought, call a retreat.“Run for your lives you worthless slobs!” Panrashot yelled to his cohorts. He fired once more at Tahkan, and then drove off in his tank mode. Daedulus and Enderth followed immediately. Barritax took one more look at Pohatubee, then followed suit.“Well, that was fun.” Pohatubee said.“Really? I didn’t get to do much.” Tahkan said.“Why don’t you chase them Tahkan? You could catch them.” Jodkra said to Tahkan. The large, silver, spiky Autotoabot looked down at Jodkra.“Because we’ve got more important things to do at PEST HQ. Phoenix has brought us a present, and Matanui wants us to be there.” Tahkan said.“And the Deceptikuta bodies?” Blue Flame said. The street had about 25 Deceptikuta drones, all in various states of broken-ness, strewn all over.“PEST will come by. I sent them a message when I came over here. Well, I left a message for Dakama to send, but any ways.” Tahkan said.“How’d you know they required assistance?” Tahuswipe said as he wheeled over.“They?” Pohatubee asked.“I was doing fine. It was you guys who needed a hand.” Tahuswipe said.“I heard Panrashot’s turret from the other side of the city. Not exactly stealthiest of Deceptikuta.” Tahkan said.“Wait, if you heard it, why didn’t police show up or something?” Jaller asked as he, Hahli, his parents, Braindox, Wheeldax and Johnson walked up.“Because they’d be very helpful, now wouldn’t they?” Tahkan said.“Good point.” Jaller said.“All my points are good.” Tahkan said. They surveyed the street once more. Jaller and Hahli’s home was wrecked, as well as most of the building down the block. The road was full of craters and Deceptikuta parts.“Wait a minute, who’s that?” Pohatubee said, noticing Braindox.“Me?” Braindox said, pointing to himself. “That’s the person in question, yes.” Blue Flame said.“This here’s Braindox; he left Soundprah, like I did. He’s an Autotoabot now.” Wheeldax said.“Hmm.” Tahkan grunted.“And he may have some info on the ‘Kuta, y’know? Maybe he could tell us a little something something.” Wheeldax said.“I doubt he’ll be able to tell us more than Phoenix’s prize.” Tahkan Metra said.“Yea, and who’s his prize?” Wheeldax asked.“Blitztran. Now let’s head back. I’m rather anxious to know what the maniac has to say.” Tahkan said.Oh, don’t worry, I’ll have lots to say.“Wait, where we’ll we live now? My house is ruined!” Jaller said. Hahli eyed him. “Our home, our home is ruined!” Jaller corrected.“And the box is gone! It should be a holiday!” Wheeldax said.“Holiday!” Braindox said.“My boss might have a place for us.” Hahli said.“You have a job?” Jaller asked, surprised.“For only like, 2 years now. Thanks for noticing.” Hahli said.“Very well. Pohatubee, Blue Flame, escort Jaller and his family, and their pets, to their new location. Tell us where it is afterwards and I’ll send Wipeout over.” Tahkan said.As Pohatubee and Blue Flame started to transmoc, Jodkra asked “Why Wipeout?”.“So he stops complaining about being forgotten about all the time.” Tahkan said.“He never complains.” Jodkra said as he transmoced into his SSC Ultimate Aero vehicle mode. “He’s a pretty swell guy, actually.” Johnson said as he transmoced into his rocket mode on top of Jodkra’s roof.“He implies it, there, you happy?” Tahkan said as he transmoced and flew to base, with Jodkra (and Johnson) and Tahuswipe following below. Pohatubee and Blue Flame, carrying Jaller, his family, Hahli and the two mini Metrutronians to their new home.END OF CHAPTER Sorry about that, it was being slow uploading the first time, it was late, and I miss-clicked, and stuff happened...NEXT TIME!: Interrogations, confrontations, someelse-ations, in the next exciting chapter of THE TRANSONICLE(S)!MTL

My favourite part of Blacksix, I'm sorryMTL

You got that right! Wait a moment...Does that mean the Autotoabots are the Metrutronian equivalent to Communist Revolutionaries then? Explains the red symbol though.Now that you mention it, there is a frightening amount (almost) of closeness. I did just read Animal Farm, so that might explain it...ALso, chapterTRANSONICLE 3: THE ULTIMATE DOOMCHAPTER 10THE PLOT... IS OF NO CONCERNTHE FIELD WHERE THE WRECKINATORS LANDED THEIR SHIP, TA-METRU, METRU-NUIOmega Kaita, in his ginormous robot mode for once, sat, and watched the sky. His excuse was that he was watching the Wreckinator’s ship, but he was fairly certain an invisible ship would be fine.What he wanted to do, however, watch just contemplate life. Or rather, his life to be exact. Omega was very much aware that he would barely have fit in much on Metrutron, where any robot over 60 feet was considered “weird”. Omega never had had that problem on Metrutron, however. His original body, long destroyed, had been built by the Deceptikuta as a weapon of mass destruction.What, you expecting him to be built as a giant paper-weight? Yea right buddy.However, an Autotoabot strike, which had contained Kopatchet, had entered the facility, and using the largest table cloth ever made by man or machine, snuck him out of the complex. Kopatchet created a special mind thing, put it into the body, and PRESTO! Omega Kaita was alive. He was a great asset to the Autotoabots, until the final battle on Metrutron, where the entire Deceptikuta army had advanced on where the Autotoabot’s held the AllShiny. Omega was badly beaten by a combination of the Zivonastator and Deceptikuta warships. Lezz had been able to retrieve Omega’s mind and bring to Kopatchet, who kept it in safe keeping for several thousand years, until he could get the materials, and time, to rebuild him.Which of course raises the question of “Why couldn’t Kopatchet have taken Lezz’s mind thing and repaired him?” The answer, was, of course, very simple. You see, Lezz was dead (y’know, sort of ripped in half by Makutatron), while Omega was unconscious or something.So Kopatchet used some spare parts from Matoran planes, Deceptikuta bodies (in case you were wondering what they did with Subterranisher’s body) and other stuff.Kopatchet activated Omega’s mind on the flight to Voya-Nui (while in the flying laboratory, filled Omega in on what was going on, (more than I did for you chumps good friends of mine) told him he had several plane things for an alt mode, and would hide among some Matoran versions of them as they flew, and let him go.The first thing omega realized was that it was very weird to be conscious in several things at once. It wasn’t the best feeling ever (he got used to it though). He also learned it hurts alot when one get’s shot down. He did, however, think it was great fun to transmoc into his robot mode again (which felt pretty wobbily). He also enjoyed destroying that Deceptikuta ship in one awesome move. He also felt pretty cool saying his line about the Zivonastator. He did not, however, enjoy having the stuffing beaten out of by the Zivonastator, and he really didn’t enjoy being launched several thousand feet across the desert by the Zivonastator’s falcon shoop. He spend the remainder of the Voya-Nui battle knocked out and heavily damaged, although he was very much aware of all the Deceptikuta running around, as well as the Terragator. He did enjoy the knowledge that Matanui Prime killed Icarax, the Zivonastator and destroyed the Sun Eaterer all at the same time.He was confused, however, when the Deceptikuta ships left the planet. He decided to set his mind to new things anyways. Kopatchet repaired and improved his body (which Hydraxhide gave lots of input on the weapons Omega should have), and improved his alt modes into more or less giant armoured flying guns; the Flying Troop Transport Things, also known as FTTT’s.In the three years after Voya-Nui, Omega did not do much aside from fly people, stuff, and Autotoabots, around. He understood that, as a 112 foot tall robot wasn’t very good at fighting in the streets.Omega now watched a bird daintily land on a nearby tree. Not thinking it through, Omega went to hold out a finger for it to land on. He crushed the tree, the bird, and his own hopes and dreams. Omega sat upright, noticing the massive indent he had left in the ground. He decided it would make a good swimming pool for the Matoran. Convinced he had done a good deed, he stood up and walked to some PEST soldiers standing near the Wreckinator’s ship.Omega noticed they looked rather terrified at his advance. He slowed down, but still reached the spot in 5 steps.“Hello.” Omega said, his voice booming.The two Matoran looked up, wwaaayyy up. “He-hey.” one said, his voice very not booming.Omega tilted his head. “I am sorry if I have scared you.” You can see that Omega’s number one skill was not small talk.“Don’t worry, he’s not scared, he just has a stutter.” The other Matoran said.“I-It’s not a s-s-stutter, it’s a s-sp-speech imped-imped-imped-problem.” The stutterer said.“Oh. “ Omega said. He looked around for something to make a conversation about. “Your hat look’s nice.” He finally said.“That’s my head.” The not-stuttering Matoran said.“Oh.” Omega said, “Would you like to have a seat?” “Wuh-wuh-we ca-can’t. We have to gu-guard the sh-sh-ship.” The Stuttering one said.Omega found his niche. “I can provide sufficient guarding and attack functions if need be.” He said.The Non-stuttering Matoran shrugged, “Hey, if the 100 foot tall robot doesn’t stop anyone from showing up, I don’t we’ll help.” The stuttering Matoran tried to say something, but stopped and just nodded.“In correction, I’m 112 Matoran feet tall.” Omega said as he turned one arm into its FTTT mode. The arm went on the ground, transmoced into said mode, and opened a door. The two Matoran ran in happily. “Refreshments are in the front behind the 300 millimetre gun.” Omega said through the FTTT’s intercom.“Awesome,” the non-stuttering Matoran said, “Wait, 300 milli- sweet crunchy brakas that’s a big gun.” The Stuttering Matoran nodded enthusiastically as he took ROOT beer out of the fridge. And Omega was happy.JALLER’S HOUSE, (Hahli’s really if you want to be picky) TA-METRU, METRU-NUIJaller and his father sat on the couch watching a Kohli game. On the coffee table in front of them, was a bowl of chips, a bowl of chip dip, and a bowl of punch that had Wheeldax relaxing in it. Hahli and Jaller’s mom were in another room doing whatever, but they’re not the focus of this scene.Jaller was rooting for the blue team, while his father rooted for the red team. There was a green team, but no one really cared.“Go Red!” Jaller’s dad said. There was an assortment of stereotypical game things said like this.“C’mon, c’mon, c’mon!” Jaller said. He reached for some chips, but since he wasn’t watching, he pushed the bowl off of the coffee table.“Oh good work ya clutz.” Wheeldax said. Wheeldax didn’t care who won, but he liked watching the game.“Quiet.” Jaller’s dad said, spinning the bowl of punch around. Wheeldax wasn’t too pleased with that. “Watch it ya overgrown-“ Wheeldax was about to say, but he slipped and his head went under the pink liquid. No one noticed“Jaller, I’m worried about you. Rooting for the blue team? They’re weak!” Jaller’s dad said.“Uh-huh.” Jaller said, taking some chips off the floor (not taking his eyes off the TV) and putting them in his mouth.“They’re blue, which is a girlie colour.” Jaller’s dad said.“They’re Ga-Matoran, which would be the reason.” Jaller said. His father shook his head.“Jaller, they shouldn’t even have made it to the championships. This should be just the mighty Ta-Matoran versus the also weak Le-Matoran.” His dad said, “This is the Ta-Matoran’s game.”Jaller was personally offended by these remarks. They reminded him heavily of the things Makutatron had said to him on that building’s roof during the battle of Lego City, 5 years ago. “Dad,” he said, “those are not very good things to say. The Ga-Matoran are also beating both Ta-Metru and Le-Metru.”“Jaller, they still aren’t gonna win. Ta-Metru is gonna make a comeback anytime now.” Jaller’s dad said.“They’re down 40 points! They made one goal, and it was on themselves!” Jaller argued.“Irrelevant.” Jaller’s dad said, taking a scoop of punch. “Hey! Hey! That’s my pool water yer drinking you empty headed animal!” Wheeldax said.“Why is it on the table?” Jaller’s dad asked. Jaller just motioned for him to ignore it, and went back to the game. However, a Ta-Matoran had taken the Kohli ball and was striking a Ga-Matoran with it.“Whoa! Hang on! He can’t do that!” Jaller protested.“No, it’s fine. It’s a perfectly legal move.” Jaller’s dad said.“Their calling the Vahki on him! He’s gonna be arrested!” Jaller said. He personally hoped the Vahki would use their stun staffs on the rogue Ta-Matoran first, but anyways.“Hey! They can’t bring the Vahki in! They need to learn to let Matoran settle things themselves!” Jaller’s dad said. “That’s assault! There’s no physical contact in Kohli even!” Jaller said.“Jaller, remember what I told you once? No sacrifice, no victory.” Jaller’s dad said as he had more punched. Wheeldax attempted to slap him away, but it didn’t work.“I honestly cannot remember you ever telling me that.” Jaller said. “I have, I have, I’m sure of it. It’s our family motto or something.” His dad said. He turned around and called to his wife. “Hey! Wife! Tell our son what our family motto is!” he yelled.“We don’t have one!” Jaller’s mom called back.“See, what did I tell you? No sacrifice, no victory.” Jaller’s dad said.“You’re impossible.” Jaller replied.“No, I am your father.” Jaller’s dad said. That may or may not have been a Star Wars reference. Take that as you will.On the screen meanwhile, the Ga-Matoran was fighting back and beating the Ta-Matoran with her Kohli staff. The Vahki had made a circle around the two, waiting for her to be done. Then a caption came up. “We’re sorry, but due to some... uh, weather problems, yea that’s it, the current program has to end. We will be continuing with the next scheduled programming.Unfortunately, the next program as the news, which wasn’t supposed to be on for another 2 hours. The camera was focused on an empty news room. Jaller stood up. “I’m going to go see Pohatubee.” He said, and walked out.“Fine, but I get the rest of the punch.” Jaller’s dad said, lifting up the bowl, opening his mouth and drinking it. Wheeldax screamed.In the garage sat Pohatubee, in robot mode. He was trying to fix a bicycle he had broken when he’d sat down.“Hey ‘Bee, how you doing?” Jaller asked as he walked in.“Nothing! I mean, fine!” Pohatubee said, throwing the bike behind him. “Uh-huh.” Jaller said, watching the bike shatter against the far wall. “Where’s Blue Flame? Does he care that you’re just sitting in here?”“He’s on guard duty outside. He said it’d be better if we weren’t together out there. Look suspicious.” Pohatubee said.“Y’know, it’s sorta weird having you actually talk and all..” Jaller said.“Hey, I like it! I remember when Makutatron,” Pohatubee was saying, taking a small pause after he said Makutatron, “when Makutatron broke my vocal processors, the first thing that was said to me when I got back was “Hey, he’ll finally shut up for once!” It was” Pohatubee was about to say the name of the person who said, but Jaller thought he knew.“Hydraxhide?” Jaller said.“Yea, how’d you know?” Pohatubee said.“He’s not exactly the kindest guy.” Jaller blatantly lied.“You know what he was before the war? The meanest security guard ever. Of all time.” Pohatubee said.“Security guard? Of what?” Jaller asked, intrigued. “There was this park type thing, where you could go to watch the stars, but the coolest bots would fire their weapons and make it look like a meteor shower.” Pohatubee said.“The coolest? You were one of them, weren’t you?” Jaller said.“Ah, shucks, maybe.” Pohatubee said.Jaller was slightly impressed with Pohatubee. He always imagined Pohatubee to have been a radio broadcaster (or the Metrutronian equivalent) or something. “And what did Hydraxhide do?” Jaller asked.Pohatubee looked at him funny. “He shot back.” Pohatubee said simply.Jaller wasn’t really surprised. “Oh. He used blanks, right? Warning shots at least?” Jaller asked.“I’m not personally familiar with what a blank is, but Hydraxhide’s first warning was when he only shot you once.” Pohatubee said.“But I’ve seen him blow Deceptikuta apart with one shot!” Jaller said.“Well, the act of making pretend meteor showers grew old really fast, if you know what I mean.” Pohatubee said.“He wasn’t arrested or anything?” Jaller said.“Well, he stopped it from happening again, if that’s what you mean.” Pohatubee said. He then changed the subject. “Y’know why I really like the Matoran language? You can make contractions!” “What?” Jaller asked.“Contractions! Like y’know, he’d, we’ll, he’ll, I’ll, that sorta thing. And there’s slang! You can’t do that in Metrutronian!” Pohatubee exclaimed.“Huh.” Jaller said, not really having thought about it too much. He personally didn’t speak much Metrutronian (as in none at all) so he couldn’t really comment on it.Outside Blue Flame was parked, not moving at all. After 5 years however, he had not learned that parking on the side walk was not nearly as normal as he thought it was.And unfortunately for him, Lasorhawk knew that. “Soundprah, when will Panrashot and the help arrive?” Lasorhawk radioed to his master. “They are on their way. Deploy Braindox for reconnaissance.” Soundprah replied. Lasorhawk hesitated. “Why? He’s useless! He hasn’t done anything in 60 years!” “He’s expendable.” Soundprah replied.“Oh. Ok. Lasorhawk, out.” Lasorhawk said. A valve on his chest opened, and Braindox, a small, blue robot, jumped out.“What what what you want?” Braindox said, spinning on a heel and facing Lasorhawk. Lasorhawk narrowed his eyes. He wasn’t particularly fond of this one.“You see that building right there? With the blue vehicle?” Lasorhawk pointed to it with his beak.“I seeing.” Braindox said.Lasorhawk had no idea why it seemed like all the small minions of Soundprah had trouble speaking. Wheeldax had that stupid thing going on, Rumdox reminded him of a snake, Frendox (who had been lent to Barritax and never returned) could barely speak Metrutronian, Savager only made cat noises, Crashinator did talk but was afraid of his own shadow, 41lu didn’t talk at all really, Rodney was something else entirely, and Transraga had the same ridiculous accent as Blitztran.Lasorhawk also noticed that Frendox, Savager, 41lu and maybe Rodney were all dead. Wheeldax and Crashinator had defected to the Autotoabots, and all the while only himself and Rumdox were competent enough to stay both alive and on the winning side.“Good,” Lasorhawk said, getting back to the present, “ You need to go in there, and find Wheeldax, kill him-“ “Wheeldax in there? Why kill him? Wheeldax cool.” Braindox said. Lasorhawk was deeply annoyed with this. “Kill Wheeldax,” he spat, “and find the yellow-faced Matoran boy. Lord Makutatron wants him. Kill him, if you must.”“Kill Makutatron?” Braindox said.“NO!” Lasorhawk yelled. “Kill the yellow-faced Matoran boy!” Lasorhawk was about to make Braindox go when he remembered something. “Before you go, you need to that two Autotoabots are on the premises, as well as several Matoran. Watch out for them.”Braindox still stood there. “NOW GO!” Lasorhawk shouted. Braindox jumped, landed in a garbage pile, then sneaked across the street. Luckily, Blue Flame was facing the other direction and didn’t see him.As Lasorhawk watched, he realized that Braindox had no weaponry. “Soundprah, what are you up too?” Lasorhawk said to himself, very much aware sending Braindox would only lead to the Autotoabot’s knowledge of him.Below, Braindox made it to the front door. He couldn’t reach the knob. He looked around, found the doggy door (which was in the wall beside the door) and entered. He fell into a bowl of water.“Drowning! Drowning!” Braindox cried. He got his head out of the bowl and looked around. Nothing. “Keeping my cool, keeping my cool.” Braindox said to himself as he crawled up the stairs. “Sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking sneaking.” Braindox repeated to himself as he made it to the top. He looked both ways down the hallway, seeing nothing down the right, and seeing the TV room down the left. “TV.” Braindox said as he walked down there.Jaller’s father was still watching the empty news room, finishing off the last of the chips, and leaving the last of the punch, which Wheeldax protected with his life. “Yo, big guy, why don’t ya change the channel or somethin’? This show’s boring.” Wheeldax complained.“Shhh, TV.” Jaller’s dad said.“Ya, TV.” Braindox said as he crawled up onto the table. Jaller’s dad looked at the small robot, and was quiet for a minute.“Braindox! How ya been buddy!” Wheeldax said, getting out of the punch bowl and fist bumped Braindox.“Whoops, I forget. Lasorhawk want you dead.” Braindox said.“What? Why? I never done nuttin’ to the big bird brain.” Wheeldax said.“You Autotoabot now. Though that was reason.” Braindox said.“Hey, buddy, it’s a choice! I can be a Deceptikuta again if I want, but why would I want that? They’re all mean and stuff.” Wheeldax said.“I can switch?” Braindox said, a light bulb brightening above his head. No, seriously, he had a light bulb behind a little piece of hair on top of his head.“C’mon man! All the cool bot’s are doing it! Me, Crashinator, some weird old guy..” Wheeldax said.“I want to be Autotoabot now.” Braindox said. “Welcome to the club!” Wheeldax said, grabbing Braindox’s shoulders.Jaller’s dad turned and looked down the hallway. “JALLER!” he yelled “THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!”And then there was an explosion outside.Down the street, Panrashot and turned his tank form so that nothing could drive past him. Then he had a better idea, turned into his robot mode, and aimed his tank mode’s main gun (that was on his arm) down the street, and fired. The blue sports car down there transmoced into Blue Flame, who took cover behind an alley.“COME HERE AUTOTOABOT! I’M GONNA-“ Panrashot was saying, but then realized he couldn’t make a pun relating to tanks. “KILL YOU!” he said instead.Beside him stood Daedulus and Enderth. “You go first.” Enderth said to Daedulus.“Me? Why me? Why not you!” Daedulus looked down at Enderth.“You’re the one who turns into a truck! You 10 feet taller than I am! Stronger! I turn into a motorcycle! I’m all spindly! My only weapons are a tiny saw and this puny machine gun!” Enderth said.“There’s Autotoabots though!” Daedulus said.“So? You’re strong! You can talk ‘em!” Enderth responded.“I might get hurt..” Daedulus said. You see, he had lost his confidence after being beaten down violently several times, once by Galcee, once by Pohatubee, once by Hydraxhide, and maybe a few more. Actually, alot more.Barritax, leading some drones, walked past them. “Both of you get in there AND FIND THAT MATORAN!” he said in his angry fashion. He then ran down the street, drones following him. Panrashot, towering over all of them, still fired his weapon. His aim sucked, so it just blew up awesomely around Blue Flame.Blue Flame, meanwhile, was trying to snipe at them with his sniper rifle. That’s very hard to do when there are shells exploding all around you. Pohatubee rolled through the garage door, and fired at the Deceptikuta. Barritax dodged the shot and tackled Pohatubee. Blue Flame got a chance to blow the head off of a Deceptikuta, before enemy fire pinned him down again.“Pohatubee!” He yelled to Pohatubee, who was still battling Barritax.“Busy!” Pohatubee said, knocking Barritax off of him. He turned and punched Barritax in the face, Barritax flipped, but landed it, and started again at Pohatubee.“So you talk now punk? I’ll break your vocal processors!” Barritax yelled.“Some bots just talk too much.” Pohatubee said as he shoulder checked Barritax back, grabbed him by the waist, and threw him into a drone. Pohatubee turned and shot a drone that was passing him.“Is Jaller OK?” Blue Flame asked him, craters forming between them from Panrashot’s shots.“Jaller! I forgot!” Pohatubee exclaimed, rolling towards Blue Flame as Daedulus and Enderth finally began to advance.Blue Flame wasn’t happy to hear this. “How’d you forget?” he said.“Well, I’m sorry, but some Deceptikuta kind of showed up!” Pohatubee said. Barritax jumped him again. “Where is the Matoran? Where is Jaller Ithinkimbald?” Barritax said, smacking Pohatubee down.“Wrong city.” Pohatubee replied (lied), throwing Barritax back.Blue Flame continued firing at the Deceptikuta down the street, just missing Daedulus’ head.“We’re gonna die! This is where we’re gonna die!” Daedulus whimpered. Enderth had enough of that. He transmoced into his motorcycle mode and drove through the hole Pohatubee had made in the garage. In there he transmoced and stood up. Luckily, his lack of mass saved him from being too cramped. He stuck his head through the floor, and came up in the living room, knocking the TV over.In there was Jaller, his parents, Hahli, Braindox and Wheeldax, all regrouping after the surprise attack. “Arrghh!” Enderth.... arrghhed? Something or another, anyways, he reached for the Matoran.Wheeldax made a high pitch screaming noise (so did Jaller’s dad), and they backed up. Braindox, however, picked up the punch bowl and threw it at Enderth.“Hey! My pool!” Wheeldax cried. The glass bowl broke pitifully as it shattered against Enderth’s face. Enderth pulled himself into the room (he’s only like 18 feet tall and spindlier than a pasty 13 year old, so it was good) and tried to crawl towards Jaller and company. Hahli picked up Braindox and threw him at Enderth. That didn’t stop him either.“Ow.” Braindox said as he crawled back to them.Down the other end of the street, Tahuswipe and Jodkra (with Johnson riding missile launcher; get it? Because he turns into a missile launcher? Hehehhe, aren’t I clever) drove towards the scene of battle.“You ready to watch this Jodkra? I’m going to get 15 kills today. Because that’s my lucky number.” Tahuswipe boasted.“The letter O?” Jodkra asked.“What? No, the number, the Matoran number 15. I like that number. It’s my favourite.” Tahuswipe said.“I didn’t get the joke.” Johnson said. Jodkra patiently explained it to him.“You see Johnson, in the Matoran-ized version of the Metrutronian alphabet-“ Jodkra started to say.“The what?” Johnson said, more confused than ever.“Well, you are aware we write using different characters, or letters, in Metrutronian, yes? Well, there’s 568 letters in the Metrutronian alphabet. There are 26 in the Matoran one. So, there is a Matoran equivalent of normal Metrutronian, without translating it into Matoran, see?” Jodkra said.“No.” Johnson said, but Jodkra went on.“So, we’ve made it so that Matoran letters, like ABC, would be -1-2-3- in Metrutronian, but it would still sound like normal Metrutronian. So, in this, 15, or -15- as I should say, corresponds to the Matoran letter O. See, simple!” Jodkra said.“Really? I don’t see at all.” Johnson said. Johnson had been target-master partners with Jodkra for 200 years, and still didn’t understand anything regarding the Metrutronian language. Johnson was from Agori, the planet of the Agorians, of which he was one. He had the ability to transform (or transmoc, as Metrutronians say) into a rocket launcher, which Jodkra thought was helpful, considering this was a very powerful rocket launcher.Tahuswipe hadn’t listened to any of this, and just found kill number one. “Watch this!” he said. The Deceptikuta was standing on the other side of a car, and hadn’t noticed the two new Autotoabots, and was firing on Blue Flame and Pohatubee.Tahuswipe decided to have some fun, so he honked his horn. The Deceptikuta drone turned, snarled, and went to jump over the car. Tahuswipe sped up, and in an act of awesome slow motion, transmoced in robot mode, and using his swords, sliced the Deceptikuta apart as they both went over the car. The amount of sparks and things that went flying out of the Deceptikuta was awesome. “Did you see that? Did you see that? Was that not the best thing you ever saw?” Tahuswipe said as he wheeled around to face Jodkra. (Tahuswipe has wheels for feet; AWESOME!)“Actually, no.” Jodkra said as he transmoced into his robot form.“What? How couldn’t you have! I was amazing!” Tahuswipe said, distressed.“I saw it! I thought it was pretty cool!” Johnson said as he stood beside Jodkra.“I’m sorry Johnson, but it’s just not the same. You’re not a Metrutronian, you just wouldn’t understand.” Tahuswipe said. Johnson looked at Jodkra, who just shrugged his shoulders.The group went to Blue Flame, with Tahuswipe speeding forward and slicing drones apart awesomely.“Help! Thank goodness!” Blue Flame said. They ducked as one of Panrashot’s shells went past.“What’s going on?” Jodkra asked.“There appears to be some Deceptikuta attacking!” Pohatubee said sarcastically as he grappled with Barritax and Daedulus, who had conquered his fear.“Hey, no need to be sarcastic!” Johnson said. He looked to Jodkra again. “I think we should focus on that big guy while Blue Flame shoots anybody who gets too close, or might get a hit on Tahuswipe.” Johnson said.They looked over. A Deceptikuta was about to sneak up on Tahuswipe. Tahuswipe spun and slice it apart. “Who’s bad?” Tahuswipe said, dodging a missile. “I’m not. I’m good.” He sliced another Deceptikuta apart. “I’m too good.” His shoulder gun then came out and blasted away another Deceptikuta. “Too good.”“I think he’ll be fine.” Blue Flame said, “and I don’t Jaller will be soon. I’m too big to get into Jaller’s home to stop Enderth, but you Johnson, I think you should get in there right now and stop him.” “Look, while I appreciate you including me in this, you seem to forget that I’m not a Metrutronian, and lack the strength of one.” Johnson said.“Enderth is Metrutronian, and he lacks the strength of basically anyone. You’ll be fine, just use your weapons.” Blue Flame said as he started aiming his weapon at the Deceptikuta again.“I don’t really have any weapons except for my alt mode though!” Johnson said. Jodkra kneeled down and spoke to his friend.“You get in there. You’ll know what to do.” Jodkra said.“No, I won’t-“ Johnson started to say.“Go! Now! Now!” Jodkra said as he unveiled his smaller weaponry, and ran ahead of Johnson. Using this cover, Johnson took went into the gaping hole of the garage. He made just in time to Enderth pull his feet up after him. Johnson, being 11 feet tall, or close to it at least, jumped up after him.Enderth was almost at Jaller and company when Johnson got onto his back. “Hey! Who-“ Enderth started to say. Johnson punched him in the back of the head, then pulled on his head until Enderth gave ground and fell back down the whole. “Me.” Johnson said as Enderth slumped onto the ground, one of his eyes hanging loose.“Little late on the one liner there, Wipeout.” Jaller said.“I’m not Wipeout. He’s sorter than me.” Johnson said as he turned to look at Jaller. Jaller and company had a bit of a shock. And by a bit I mean Jaller’s dad started screaming again. You see, Matoran and Agorians had never, well, met before, and Jaller could tell than Johnson wasn’t a Metrutronian, although very similar.“Hi, I’m Johnson. I’m Jodkra’s targetmaster. I turn into a rocket launcher. So that’s me. Are you Jaller?” Johnson said.Jaller, after all he’d been through, got over Johnson’s Agorian-ness fairly quickly. shook his head. “Yep, I’m Jaller. This is Hahli.” Jaller said, pointing to Hahli. “That’s me.” Hahli said.“Pleasure to meet you.” Johnson said.“And this is my mother.” Jaller said, pointing to his mother.“You can just call me Jaller’s mom. Everybody else does. Including my husband.” Jaller’s mom said.“And that’s me, the man of the house.” Jaller’s dad said as he got out from under a chair.“Oi, I didn’t get the memo we recruitin’ any old bum who just shows up.” Wheeldax said.“Yea, like me.” Braindox said.Right, sorry, end fo the chapter got cut off, will fix that tommorrow. The chapter was like, 6000 words, so maybe I reached the limit or didn't post it right...MTL

I think we can all agree on Morrowind having the best story, and I for one think the graphics are really great too. They just worked on a level that was just awesome.Well, I finally got to the Throat of the World, but before then, you know how to have to through the Forsworn camp to get to Sky Haven temple? Yes well, Delphine, how has the map of Dragon burial sites, conveinetly forgot to mention the one that's 20 feet away from said camp. While I did appreciate the Blood Dragon annihilating all the forsworn for us, I myself didn't appreciate it trying to eat me.And a little later, the Greybeard's were giving me the shout to make it to Paarthurnax, and they had just put down the first word, when guess what shows up. A Blood Dragon. I noticed when all of a sudden I was on fire. The Greybeards however, shot it out of the sky in like, 1 shout each, and it fell down with almost no health left. Using Dragonbane (form Sky Haven temple) I then managed to kill to 1 hit it.And then when I actulaly met Paarthurnax, I realized "Say, why didn't he come down and, y'know, help?" considering he's.... well, I don't want to spoil it for anyone. But the view from up there was very nice, and you coudl potentially have seen me do 4 of my dragon kills from up there.The part that irked me though, was that, once I had gotten past the first mist blocking you from going to the Throat of the World, there was a goat, just bloody standing there. It then ran and got killed by an ice Wraith.I had to walk 7000 steps, do a whoel bunch of quests and learn a new shout just to get to that spot, and there's a goat there! It didn't even have any loot!MTL

Summed up my feelings quite nicely.... And it's also better than Oblivion as a story.... But really, it's not better than Morrowind as far as story is concerned and quite honestly it's got a long way to go in that regard. Really, in Morrowind, I felt drawn and immersed in the world and story. In Skyrim, I just play through. The Main Quest was rather disappointing to be honest - I expected it to be longer, and it might just be me but I have no interest in playing a game after I've strictly speaking finished it - and the only moments when I felt as if I was a part of the game's world like in Morrowind were the sieges of Whiterun and Solitude with the Stormcloaks.-DovydasMorrowind just did a good job of sucking you in. I mean, we look back at the graphics now and go "ppfft", but it just felt... right. Oblivion was fun, but you just never truly felt like you were in it. Skyrim is awesome fun, and once and a while it feels worthy of Morrowind, and there are some rather inspirational speeches. Not to mention the voice acting is so much of an improvment over Oblivion, as well as the graphics; Everything just looks better. I could never understand all those Nords who just looked like pastey Orcs...And the finishing moves are too much fun.MTL

Lol, it's Riverwood. Riverrun is a city from A Game of Thrones.-DovydasThat's where it's from! I read A Game of Thrones (actually, finished Dances with Dragons) a month ago, so it was in my head. I was close, though.I was Treva's watch, after just finishing smithing my Dwarven armour, and I was doing the quest there, and you know what I find? 3 full sets of Steel Plate, the armor set above Dwarven. I prefer the appearance of Dwarven, but Steel Plate has more protection...I guess I'll wear one, give another to Lydia (and maybe actually take her out of the house for once) and sell the other. Not bad, not bad.Are there any good ways to increase smithing quickly, other than mass producing leather helmets and stuff? My smithing is only 33, and I would dearly love to have it higher...MTL

Epic chapter, all though it could have done with the rather impossible task of adding music. Roodaka should have known; the second the villian says "it can't be", they've lost. Movies have taught us that.And I also see what you did there, and I applaud you for not having him ripe out her spark heart well, living parts. That's the wierdest noise I've ever heard a dog make...MTL

The reason you never really ever got to see Phoenix fight before was because his teleporting abiltiy is so overpowered it basically makes most fights against him pointlessly repitive. That's why he fought Blitztran because I thought I could make it less-repititive. As I pointed out in the chapter, I couldn't. So, as I did in Transonicle 2, I've done something to Phoenix to put him out of action for a little bit. Although I'm sure it's not too hard to get an arm reacttached...I spent a lot of that chapter doing recap, didn't I? I'll try not to do that. At least to that extent... Wait, Metrutron has a Tsarist Russia equivalent?If Transformers Animated hadn't done Blitzwing like that, Blitztran wouldn't even have appeared in this story. The ironic part is, a real German accent isn't even close to what it's portrayed as on television and the like. You might get an occasional "zis" or "vhat", but your more likely to get that from a French person. Although in German, "w" makes a "v" sound, so "was" is pronouced "vhas", and "s" usually makes a "z" sound.As for the Tsar, you can thank Word for that one. Without it's meddling, we'd be one pun short. Although, I imagine Makutatron cared for Metrutron like the Tsars cared for Russia, though.The next chapter... is in the near future. What with school taking up most of my time, Skyrim taking up not enough of it, and the Grey Cup today, I'll be a little busy for a while..But the next chapter will have a little bit with Omega Kaita contemplating life (exciting!), then Blue Flame, Pohatubee, Jodkra (and Johnson) and Tahuswipe fighting off a Deceptikuta on Jaller's home, and Matanui interrogates Blitztran, which I'll give a hint as to what that leads too; Dark of the Moon's plot. That's right, stuff will start to happen! As you may have noticed in the first two Transonicles, stuff really gets going around chapters 11-14. Then there's some downtime as all the characters move into position, then WHAMMO! big battle. Although, Transonicle 3 will have a bit extra in all departments...How exciting is that?MTL

Well, I didn't think of it that way. I mean I thought it was my character, simply because I don't think Jyggalag WOULD come back. I mean, being the Daedric Prince of Order and all, I thought the whole "being prince of Madness" thing was his curse. Or something. I was a little confused by that.Of course, he did say "Well, spit it out! I don't have an eternity for it! Well, I do actually, little joke." which does imply the whole "Jygalag/Sheogorath cycle". Or course, he also says that he knew Martin (actually, I remember him saying something about Martin, but I don't it was that he knew him) , and the cycle was broken during the fight in the court yard (at least I think it was).He says he was around during the whole Oblivion crisis, so we KNOW it's either the original Sheogorath or the Champion of Cyrodil, not some compeltely new guy.Also however, the Champion never really receives much for powers, and it's never said he became immortal, and since there's been no mention of Jyggalag at all so far in the game, it's safe to assume Sheogorath couldn't handle being the Prince of Order, and came back (or at least part of him did) to reclaim his title as Madgod once the Champion died.Or I could be putting too much thought into this.. Takatu really answered it the best when he said Martin was voiced by Sean Bean. I basically imagined Boromir the entire time Martin talked. I also used Martin as a follower for most of the game, so yea..Also, somewhere deep inside of me, I just had to make at least one character as a continuation of my last. Of course, it could be jsut for the play experience, as when I'm done with this character (that'll be a while) I'll make a Stormcloak Nord fellow.And I found another Dragon. Attacked Riverrun (whatever that place is called that you go to when you leave Helgen (if you chose Imperial)), although I killed pretty quickly. The other random Dragon I fought was at a word wall too, and got me the "ice" shout. Awesome.I also just did the main quest quest where you had to infiltrate the Thalmor embassy. Well, infiltrates a bit of a strong word. It was like "kill everyone you could as soon as you got the chance) ANd now I have to go to Riften, which I've haven't exactly been anywhere near too... I could take a carriage, I guess..MTL