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  1. MT Zehvor
    And once again it's time for the MT REPORT!!!! Reporting on all things win, fail, and in between during the month of October 2009. Read on.
     
    We begin with the ever popular Win and Fail list. Outside of Mesonak, no one wants to get on the second. So here's who was lucky enough to do something cool enough that it got them into the win list. And those who weren't so lucky.
     
    The WIN list
     
    Invictus(aka Mangekyou Itachi): Most of these can be found on the montage listed below, but also being part of the two who started the whole change the name and kick fad. One thing that wasn't cool, changing his name to reflect the little known video game, "Invictus." And you thought no one would catch onto that.
     
    Tmoag: Well, at least he tried to come up with a system dealing with the vehicles noobs in Halo. Also he had an epic ownage of QQQQ that I can't seem to find right now. Darn.
     
    Yami: Well, besides making the internet really slow and all that, the manatee rolling around in a hamster ball manged to get through the month after only being eaten twice. And yes, the evil ruler of darkness still hasn't found any work besides making BZP and some other sites lag like heck, but we're getting there.

    Yami: Still yummy after all these years.
     
    Mesonak: (Finally he gets on?) He gets on this list for two reasons: Akaku kicked him off the failboat, and he helped me come through with the biggest prank I've ever pulled on BZP. (actually, it probably wasn't, but still)
     
    And now it's time for...
     
    The FAIL List
     
    Seneca: Ok, they started out as really popular, but what the heck happened to them? The only two members I've seen in 2 months are Akaku and Inferna, and Toa teams aren't compromised of two people. (maybe Yami lagged the other 6 out)
     
    Oni: CHEATING AT HALO IS NOT COOL. Especially when you claim it was an accident every time. I don't think I've ever seen Tmoag kick someone from a Halo game so fast.
     
    Truck Drivers: I know after years of driving you get desensitized to other people, but this is way too far. A handicapped person got the handlebars of his wheel chair stuck in an 18 wheeler's front grating(I have no clue how that happened), but apparently the trucker didn't notice, got in his truck, and drove down a highway 4 miles at 50 MPH before he was stopped by police officers. Thankfully the wheel chair had a seatbelt so the old man didn't die.
     
    PSP Go: Yay, Sony came out with a new PSP. Great things were expected...but not received. Sony made none of the changes their fans wanted(*AHEM*no second analog stick) and raised the price a hundred bucks. Why don't we all just roll over and play dead for the recession before it gets any more pathetic?
     
    McDonalds: (Yeah, we're only supposed to have 4, but whatever) Seriously, what did they do to tick off the other fast food companies? Burger King, Hardees(Carl Jr. for all you people on the West Coast) and Krystal all took big shots at the fast food giant this month. Maybe some of their(the other restaurant's) employees went to McDonalds and got their hearts turned into a grease ball or something.
     
    And now that the lists are done, we can move to some more fun stuff. Like...
     
    Win Music of the Month: Halo 3: ODST, "Skyline"
     
    Fail Picture of the Month: Clicky
     
    Quote of the Month:
     
    Person who I really wouldn't want to be: Whoever won the Mrs. Kentucky award(forget the name, but then again I don't usually pay much attention to those things). According to her, the reason children in the US are so unaware of what's going on in the middle east is because of a lack of world maps. Thanks for the tip, I'll keep that in mind when I walk through my school and see at least 3 dozen maps of the world in teacher's rooms.
     
    What to Watch For:
     
    November 11: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 arrives. (The reason I continue to live[not really though])
    November 28: Thanksgiving is here! About time too. We have to wait freaking 28 days of November for it to get here.
     
    And that's pretty much it. Not many things happening in November, so I'll sit here and be bored until it's time to do another report.
     
    But, before we go, you need to see something special to my heart. It's a full length montage of times where I changed my name and got someone to kick me from a chatroom. Enjoy.
     
    Kick Montage
     
    -MT
  3. MT Zehvor
    In now 9 days, Mesonak will officially leave the Spagefefail fad, and change his name to simply "Mesonak." (very original) This marks the end of his transition from captain of the failboat to someone who wins regularly. Congratulations Mesonak, you have left the forces of evil and are now...um...neutral.
     
    (Weird fact: Mesonak's name has never been plain "Mesonak" before)
     
    -MT
  4. MT Zehvor
    Since today is the "day of the dead," (it's also all saints' day but Yami chooses to ignore that one) Yami, the evil dark lord of darkness that is dark is inviting all evil people over to his boat, the Ark of Yamato, to have a "party of death." Who is Yami, exactly?
     
    Yami is the reason that BZP sometimes lags or doesn't work. Yami used to be the ruler of a bunch of evil people who fought with guitars and drums, but then he got kicked out by a white wolf. After bouncing around some video games that would get any 5 year old fired up, he came to BZP in an attempt to make life miserable for the members there. Which is when he ran into Sonu, who promptly ate him. But Sonu soon found out that Yami became unyummy on Sundays and holidays, which is when he had to spit Yami out. Yami has since been hiding around different websites, hiding from Sonu and making BZP slow whenever he can.
     
    Yami was actually behind the hacking of BZP. But then the rest of the MiB got arrested by the police so he went elsewhere.
     
    Anyways, if anyone actually does want to come to the party, make sure to send your request in the mail by yesterday.
     
    -MT
  5. MT Zehvor
    Sorry if I gave anyone a heart attack, but it's not what it seems. I'm not ending the TBTTRAH series, I just need to know some things about when it does end. It's in it's 5th season...
     
    First off is: No, it can't last forever. I'll eventually lose all interest in Bionicle and stop writing the comedy altogether and Aftermath will get left with a lame ending or it'll just be unfinished forever. So, main question is, how many more season of TBTTRAH do you want? Any numbers are welcome(just as long as it isn't ridiculous), so..
     
    Second off is: How would you like to see it end? I have some ideas about an ending, but my ideas aren't always the greatest.
     
    -MT
  6. MT Zehvor
    Well, after getting fed up with Anon's stupid new "religion," and hearing a ton of stuff about people wanting Omega Turtle back, I've decided to bring everyone's favorite Bruce Lee caliber coffee loving turtle back in a huge way. And it all starts with the creation of Omega Turtle Studios, or OTS. Right now Omega Turtle Studios includes just myself and my brother, who doesn't have an account on here in the first place but some of you know him as "Little MT." Anyways, Omega Turtle Studios gets credit for Aftermath and Flood, for those of you who have read my comedies on other websites. Of course, if people could join and help me create things, this could get a lot bigger.
     
    Specifically, I'm looking for people who have at least one of the below talents:
     
    Are good with MoCing. (mainly robots and vehicles, but some creatures such as Meta Sboog still need an MoC)
     
    Are good artists. (and you don't really need to be good for this. Just be halfway decent at drawing Bionicles and your accepted)
     
    Are good writers. (can write stuff...I'm pretty good at this already but another writer or two would be nice to have)
     
    Are good comic makers. (I've been looking into the possibility of a TBTTRAH comic for a while, but that never fit in, so...)
     
    And...maybe someone who could potentially make movies...I'll keep anyone interested in this updated if they want to do that.
     
    You actually don't need to be particularly good at any of these things to join, just be willing to help out. Eventually I'll get to work on some really cool banners or something...we need a good banner maker too.
     
    That's it for now, just sign up if you're interested, and thanks either way!
     
    -MT
  7. MT Zehvor

    War

    By MT Zehvor,

    Quotes from KTM:
     

     

     
    Sounds like someone wants a fight. THE ZEHVOR DECLARE WAR ON THE VENTORUS!!! (throws a bomb at KTM)
     
    -MT
  8. MT Zehvor
    We are here to recognize TA's achievement of killing 231 Ventorus over the past 6 months. Which really doesn't make any sense because there's only about 8 of them.
     
    Maybe if they would quit respawning the number wouldn't be quite so high.
     
    -MT
  9. MT Zehvor

    Mt In The Bayou

    By MT Zehvor,

    I AM IN LOUISIANA. Finally away from my dumb school. I believe I announced this in the MT Report for September, but I may have not made that 100% clear.
     
    I love this place. I wish we could come here more often. Seafood and epic winess.
     
    Anyways, as always, I will be blogging from random places that I visit. MT, Omega, Tahu 01, Tahu Nuva, and Ackar all made the trip, as well as some others my brother brought along.
     
    -MT
  10. MT Zehvor
    Zehvor(and Ventorus) I have some very important news on the war. I will keep it in spoilers, because it's a little unsettling, but if you want to see it anyway, open the spoiler up. You have been warned.
     

    » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «IT WAS ONE GIANT JOKE!!!!! 
    You have been MT'd so epicly...lol....
     
    -MT
  11. MT Zehvor
    Xaphor was recently kicked out of the Ventorus for reasons that the leading class in the Ventorus are keeping quiet about. After being kicked off the team, he went to start his own team the "Toraleus." (Anyone thinking Sonu and the Tora?) Not sure if this will have any effect at all on us. Just thought it was worth reporting.
     
    KTM had this to say on the matter:
     

     
    For those looking for a Toa team, it's good news, as there is now a spot open in the Ventorus and a lot of spots available in Xaphor's team.
     
    -MT
  12. MT Zehvor
    Recently I've received quite a number of questions and maybe even a little heat for the latest turn in Aftermath Chapter 25: Rising Sun. I kinda felt like I should answer some of them, so I'll just post some of the questions and answers here:
     

    No. Aftermath, unless it gets locked, will not be ending any time soon.
     

    Mesonak, that's not a question. Moving on now...
     

    Well, specifically, it was MT with Omega Turtle's level of power. MT(my self MoC, I don't believe I'm a Toa yet) is now a Toa of Light and Coffee, and he has some new epic win armor to go with it.

     


    The first two had to do with the epicness of the final battle against Mete and the ending of the plague. The last one will be revealed very soon.
     

    No. He will never appear again in Aftermath. (Read that closely)
     
    In other news, I am planning something big soon. But it's a surprise.
     
    -MT
  14. MT Zehvor
    So far I'm having trouble coming up with names that stick for this part. We'll try this and see where it goes.
     
    The WIN list
     
    Invictus: In the world of ever increasing fail, it's getting increasingly harder to take advantage of circumstances and win at the same time. But Mange found a way to do it, and you can all see:
    Score= Mange 1, QQQQ 0
     
    Halo ODST: EPIC WIN. MORE EPIC WIN. MORE EPIC WIN IN A BOX. (I must be new video game deficient)
     
    KTM: Double win? Revamped Kazi epicly to make a cool self MoC, and then he did a very nice Kiina drawing. The Antroz was a little weird though.
     
    SNL: I can't say I've seen it be any funnier. Especially their weekend update thing. If you aren't watching it now, you need to be.
     
    The FAIL list
     
    British Restaurants: Not only does one actually serve bacon and egg ice cream, but it was sued by a customer who got sick from eating it. Quite honestly, why the heck would anyone order that anyway? I think a person who actually is that stupid should lose the right to sue.
     
    Comic Maker Arguments: Really starting to annoy me. All this Xanis vs. whatever it is now. Can we just appreciate the comics for the point it's making and not just the image? It's like rating a video game on it's graphics and not on the plot or gameplay.
     
    H1 N1 Paranoia: Starting to get on my nerves. Everyone is so afraid of it now, and from the people I know who have had it, it's not that bad. (apparently having regular flu is worse) Everyone calm down. It's not like this is some pandemic that is going to take over the world.
     
    Robbers: Apparently there's been a string of church robberies on the west coast lately, none that I have known about more than Levacius' church, which was robbed last week. But the robber left his knife there, which was coated with his fingerprints. Fail once. Meanwhile, a bank robber accidentally dropped his I.D. card on the way out. Fail twice. Another robber tried to climb through a window and got his shoelace caught inbetween the two sliding parts of the window, where he hung upside down trying to get himself free(apparently his foot didn't fall out of his shoe) until the owner of the house came. And that's your TRIPLE FAIL.
     
     
    Quote of the month:

    -Anonymous
     
    FAIL picture of the month.
    You'll have to work(a little) for this one. Go to Google and type in "I am extremely." You probably don't need anything past the e. Results are hilarious.
     
    WIN music of the month.
    Noxus theme.(google it) Yay for Noxusness. (Richard Noxus, anyone?)
     
    Looking forward to October...
     
    MLB Playoffs: (Does anyone care?) I just had to throw that out there. No clue when it is.
     
    October 14-16: I will be gone during Fall Break on a trip to try and help one of my aunts in a messy divorce. As much as I like getting off school, this isn't going to be fun.
     
    October 16: National Boss Day. (LIKE A BOSS) Anyone who is a boss, celebrate! Or celebrate anyway if you need an excuse to celebrate.
     
    October 31: Halloween. The day I go out and shoot anyone who attempts to TP with a paintball. (I took Calvin's dad's example, only I upped the ante a bit)
     
    -MT
  15. MT Zehvor

    Down With Fads

    By MT Zehvor,

    While we here at Boxtus Arena(that would be me, myself, and Mecha) have begun our resistance against the mods 1994 movie fad, it would appear that another more annoying one is already here to take it's place.
     
    It begins
     
    Anyways, while the anti 1994 video movement has already begun, we need people to stand up to this new incredibly strange fad started by "The Brain." Whatever that means. I have a sneaking suspicion it has something to do with Mother Brain but that's probably just paranoia. Anyways, Arby, Mesonak, QQQQ or whatever he's called now, Dariux, and a few others have already joined. So here starts our stand against two fads. The 1994 movies one and the "Legion of the Brain" fad.
     
    DOWN WITH FADS!
     
    -MT
     
  16. MT Zehvor
    Well, it's past September 29th, so I am allowed to post spoilers on the movie. This review actually doesn't have that many spoilers in it, so if you haven't seen it yet, this won't ruin it for you. Anyways, here we go:
     
    Pros: The animation was very good, and they did a very nice job of expressing the power gained by the Glatorian in the latter part of the movie. The Thornax launchers were awesome, and Lego did a nice job of giving that separated feel that the villages had. The good guys were introduced and developed as characters very well.
     
    The beginning of the movie was also done nicely, and it kind of gives you the sense that something epic will happen and Mata Nui will make a dramatic comeback to his world and take it away from Makuta by storm. Which unfortunately never happens, but the opening scenes were cool anyway.
     
    Cons: Unfortunately, where Lego did good, they didn't seem to do much of it. The Thornax launches are only used twice in the entire movie, and outside of the first battle, there really isn't a battle that impressed me, especially the final fight, which was about the least epic thing since Optimus Prime took down the Fallen in like 15 seconds. There also seems to be a lag effect whenever they fight, which seems strangely reminiscent of me playing Glatorian Arena on my annoyingly slow computer.
     
    Also, where it says the good guys were developed well? Yeah, that didn't happen at all for the Skrall. Outside of the final battle, Tuma gets about 20 seconds of screen time, and if that isn't bad enough, so many of the main characters we came to love (or love to hate) over the past 3/4 of a year were completely left out. Malum, Gelu, Fero, and Stronius are all completely left out, and you kind of get the feeling that Tarix and Vastus were just thrown in there so Lego didn't upset the Teresa and Tajun fans too badly. Also Strakk makes one appearance in the entire movie, and that's the opening battle which you probably already know about if you've read the end of Raid on Vulcanus.
     
    And Lego did the worst job of continuing the plot from the comics and books that I have ever seen. In the comics, Gresh has his shield when he fights the Skrall, but in the movie, Mata Nui gives it to him. Which would be fine, only Gresh fought the Skrall way before Mata Nui arrived. So how does Lego explain that one? There are also a ton of plot fillers(I can't really mention them as they would spoil the entire movie for those of you who haven't seen it), which, quite frankly, I think my 10 year old brother could do a better job of filling for a lot lower cost. Also 100 villagers pulling 100,000,000,000 ton cliffs together? Really?
     
    Overall rating: Ok, yeah, I know, I'm 15 and this movie was designed for people a lot younger than me. But my brother thought it was a horrible job as well. The movie is just lacking so much that the others did not, and the complete lack of character development really annoys me, and it made the final battle 100 times less epic. Quite honestly, there was just so much bad in this movie it makes me forget all the good.
     
    Final grade: 2/10. I really think Lego could have done better, especially with the dramatic way this year started. Very disappointing to me. I would really suggest not buying it unless you really want to see how it ends and you're willing to pay $20 for it.
     
    -MT
  17. MT Zehvor
    Brenmac is back, and he's even...um....more ticked off at his internet than before! Anyways, he wants to know what you guys think, which is better, South Park or Family Guy? And he would like some reasons to go along with your opinion, not just "I like such and such."
     
    For me, I always preferred South Park because Family Guy seemed to be for everything that I was against in terms of religion and politics. That's really the only thing that turned me off from the show, other than that it was extremely funny. South Park seems to be much more neutral when it comes to these things and it remains extremely funny. (Carmen wrecking the boat into the beaver dam)
     
    -MT
  18. MT Zehvor

    Boycott Wal-mart

    By MT Zehvor,

    From what I can tell, none of this is illegal, since it involves nothing political or religious, but if starting a boycott on BZP is illegal, just tell me and I'll be happy to close this.
     
    Anyways, I was reading the news today and found a story that said Wal-Mart is starting a new plan to (direct quote) "take out other businesses." The new project is named Project Impact, and I'm sure that if you Google it or something you can find more information on it. I'm all fine for making plans to expand businesses, but the goal of this "project impact" is to put other companies OUT of business. For example, one of the main objectives of the plan is to finally get Toys R Us, the last main toy retailer, out of business. That sort of thing ticks me off. I mean, if this sort of thing continues, we're going to end up in a world where all entertainment is made by Disney, everything is bought from Wal-Mart, and all electronics are made by Microsoft. That's the last thing I want to happen.
     
    I've already begun boycotting them for this attempt to hurt everyone else. I'd appreciate it if you'd think about doing the same. I'm not trying to force anything upon you, again, just think about it.
     
    Thank you.
     
    -MT
  19. MT Zehvor
    According to an unconfirmed official Lego site, Bionicle may be rebooting after 2010. So no more Toa, no more Makuta(is that good or bad?) and no more of the characters we've come to know. I only have one response:
     
    WHY!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?
     
    Anyways, repent sinner. The end of Bionicle is near.
     
    -MT
  20. MT Zehvor

    New Zehvor Member...maybe

    By MT Zehvor,

    Well, actually not new at all. He was once a member of the Ventorus, but after ending up on the wrong side of an argument with KTM, he was kicked out of the team and I have invited him into the Zehvor. If you can't guess yet, it's Mesonak, here to rejoin his first Toa team. Be sure to welcome him back into the Zehvor....IF he comes.
     
    Right now, Mantie is making all efforts possible to get Mesonak to rejoin the Ventorus. Right now Meso is on the fence, so we'll see in a little bit.
     
    Anyways, since it's been a while since we've done this, I believe it's time to remake the Zehvor chart. I've cleared out the members who have gone inactive, (not including Hovoki, since he just watches us waiting for us to say he's inactive) and here is the new list.
     
    Leader: Myself
    Deputy: Sonu
    Brenmac: (successor to VP if something Sonu or I leave)
    Tarakavarbiter
    Levacius
    Gorgnak
    Assassin
    Burnmad
    Hovoki
     
    Recently inactive: Dakama, TLhikan
     
    -MT
  21. MT Zehvor

    Omega Tahu Fail

    By MT Zehvor,

    Some of you may remember the potential set list Mesonak found on BZP, and the new Tahu that I later dubbed "Omega Tahu" after reports that it would be a huge version of Tahu Mata came out. Well, half of the rumors came true. There is an new Tahu Mata, but...it's...
    (Omega/Chibi Tahu)
    ...more like Chibi Tahu. I would LOVE this as an Agori/Av-Matoran set, but as one of the six main canisters? Not so much.
     
    Then again, reports are saying that stores are going to only charge $8 for them. I hope I missed something and they are going to come out with some canister sets, because Chibi Tahu/Takanuva/Gresh/Nokama/Skrall/Bomonga(although it will be cool to see what he looks like) isn't going to do it for me.
     
    More on this as it develops.
     
    -MT
  22. MT Zehvor

    Resignation

    By MT Zehvor,

    No, it's not from the Zehvor. It's from another Toa team.
     
    Some of you, such as Tarakavarbiter and Sonu, knew this already, but a couple months ago I more or less secretly joined the "Toa Rojos" in an attempt to find the main site of the MiB so we could potentially report it to BZP and they would be able to do something from there. But we were never able to find it.(at least, the current one. There was an abandoned one that ended up getting flooded with spam from angry BZPers.) Anyways, since that work has been finished, I think it's time for me to part ways with the Rojos, for two reasons. I don't believe the Zehvor and the Rojos have the same interests in mind, and as I said before, I'm loyal to the Zehvor, not the Rojos. Secondly, I have some issues with many of the Toa Rojos members, and I really don't feel like continuing with them any more, although I would like to keep friendships with two in particular: Makuta of Comedy and Starparu.
     
    Thank you.
     
    -MT
  23. MT Zehvor
    Time for another edition of the MT Report, although I really don't have any reason to attribute this one's lateness to.
     
    Who's HOT:
     
    Stemmage: As if the Metroid Metal series wasn't popular enough, Stemmage is currently touring in Washington(how many bands that play video game music get to tour?) and an album by the name of "Varia Suite" is to be released soon. Epicness.
     
    Pre-Order Bonuses: I'm sure I told you enough about the ones that came with MPT, but what about Sgt. Johnson coming free when you preorder Halo 3 ODST? Maybe it's just me, but it's starting to look like the only things that escaped the recession were video games and Whopper Jrs.
     
    Orbital Shock Drop Troopers: Speaking of Halo, the game comes out this month, and it's looking to be epic. Plus ODST's are awesome in general. Woot.
     
    Upper Crateria: Don't ask why, it just is.
     
    And who's NOT:
     
    Robbers: Apparently these guys aren't as bright as police officer imitators. Just this month, one attempted to break into a former professional boxer's home only to get beat up, while another left his I.D. card at a bank he robbed. Where is the failblog to cover these events?
     
    Video Pirates: Probably just beating the dead horse, but seriously, what is with all these people watching TLR online? Ever heard of paying for something? I could name a few people off my head who've done it, but I'm sure they'd rather remain anonymous.
     
    Project Natal: Microsoft has begun a plan to try and one up the Wii, and I think they took the quest a bit too far. Their goal is to try and make a sensor that matches what you're doing in real life with what's going on screen. So, if I want to play Halo, do I have to like dive behind the couch for cover and throw easter eggs for plasma grenades?
     
    Tourian: Don't ask why, it just isn't.
     
    Quote of the Month: "To make us bulkier, he made us eat 15 eggs a day." Player on a European Team. Maybe this isn't so much a good quote as it is a sign of the end of the world.
     
    Upcoming Events:
     
    Sept 14: Patriots finally get to play once again. Not like any of you care.
     
    Sept. 22: Halo 3 ODST ships.
     
    -MT
  24. MT Zehvor
    Busy day in Boxtus...anyways, I've pretty much ended up making MoCs for every major character that I came up with in TBTTRAH series(MT, Vecolity, Super Bohrok, Reveldon Z10, Original Sboog) except for Sboog's second form that was used briefly in TBTTRAH and far more in Aftermath, where he is one of the central villains. Anyways, the contest here is to build a Meta Sboog MoC...and I'll give some descriptions on how that's supposed to go.
     
    The contest winner gets....I'm not sure yet. If any people give me some ideas on what they want(as long as it's not completely ridiculous) I may be able to come up with something satisfactory.
     
    Anyways, here is Meta Sboog's description:
     
    Type: Unknown, although he appears to have a dragonish form, with 2 legs, 4 arms, and 2 wings.
    Mask: None
    Weapons: Double Scythe in upper left hand, giant sword in upper right. His bottom two hands are claws.
    Face: Dragonish type face. Use your imagination.
    Color: Mainly black, with some silver and red mixed in.
     
    Anyone willing to try can give it a shot! Also anyone who helps me think of a prize will be appreciated.
     
    -MT
  25. MT Zehvor

    Ots: Moc Team

    By MT Zehvor,

    All right, MoC team, here is your first assignment. We're supposed to build a model of what Toa Nidhiki looked like before his transformation. So...get busy...not sure how this whole thing will work out, so just contact the group leader and he can probably tell you something.
     
    -MT
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