MT Zehvor

That would be, in the words of Master Chief: Sssaaaaaddddd face... -MT

And he didn't have his AK-47, his lightsaber, his gravity hammer, or his Banshee. -MT

I seem to remember a certain fight in a fighting championship a while ago...do you remember who won? Nope. I've lost interest of everything Lego outside of Bionicle. -MT

Uh, you've already been on, Mesonak. At some point I will let you guys go back for a second chance. But not this round. Oh, and we won't be needing the GSs for this Turtle Crossing...I've got something in mind.. Next Wednesday will be: MisterMatoro, Skrall, Terpo, and Rahkshiking. (haven't you been on too?) -MT

A hobbit? Levacius, are you really fighting this guy? Go pick on someone your own size. -MT

Uh, the guy's kind of invincible to anything but an overload of coffee. I'm sorry, I will try to get the finished fight up soon, but I have been really busy soon. -MT

That's 3 down, 1 to go. -MT

Uh....no. -MT

The fight will be up soon! I promise! -MT

I'm guessing Tarakavaseargent wants to join too. -MT

All right.... -MT

Thanks for joining Rahkshiking. Come on, everybody! We need more players! -MT

Sure. -MT

Title says it all. Check here. -MT

That's too funny... -MT

Uh, I don't think I need co hosts...I just wanted to know if you would be interested in that sort of thing. -MT

Someone doesn't like Krana Kongu.. I come here every once in a while. -MT

Omega Turtle: Welcome again to Turtle crossing, the show where we make you look like a moron and then we laugh at you. And even with that, we are the most popular show of this kind on BZP according to our contestants. Brenmac: That's because this is the only show on BZP of this kind! Omega Turtle: If it's so bad, why did you want to be on it? Brenmac: I didn't. Mesonak "volunteered" me. Omega Turtle: Oh. Well, ok then. Today on our show we have a surprise: all the questions will be "what would you to do survive" in a certain situation? We have 4 guests as always. First up is Brutaka, a guardian put long ago on the island of Voya Nui to protect the Kanohi Ignika. He then turned traitor and killed a bunch of people. Brutaka: I want a ham and cheese sandwich. Omega Turtle: And then came the part which would make him look like a baby so we're not going to put it on here. Brutaka: *sigh* (sucks thumb) Omega Turtle: Next up, we have Fero, a bone hunter from Bara Magna. His occupation in the house is to bring Glatorian to a cardboard box arena upstairs. Fero: It was, before stupid MT starting making a blog in here. Now I can't keep any Glatorian in here, or they'll smash all the equipment. Omega Turtle: That sucks. Next we have XTRM, a giant creature with ten arms that looks like it wants to maim me. XTRM: Levacius...will...die... Omega Turtle: No kidding. If that's how you look at people you don't care about, your stare at someone you hate is probably lethal. Finally, we have Toa Brenmac, a Toa of...."everything?" Brenmac: That's correct. I am a Toa of every element. Omega Turtle: So, if a new element is created or discovered, then do you get it's powers to? Brenmac: You're asking questions that require thinking. This is the comedy portion of the blog. You don't do that in a comedy. Omega Turtle: Forgive me. Anyway, let's get on with the game. First down! You're stranded in a desert. Who would you take with you? Brutaka: Well, I would take a cow, a pig, and a bread baker. Omega Turtle: Uh, for what? Brutaka: A ham and cheese sandwich. Omega Turtle: Not a very convincing argument. No points for you. Fero? Fero: I would take Skirmix. He could get me out of the desert really quickly(+1) Omega Turtle: Ok, but what if Skirmix was too tired to move? Fero: Then I'll take another Skirmix to drag the other Skirmix. Omega Turtle: Whatever. XTRM? XTRM: Levacius. Omega Turtle: How would he help? XTRM: I can enjoy the last seconds of my life beating the tea out of my worst enemy. Omega Turtle: No points for that, since you die. You have to pick one to survive. Brenmac? Brenmac: I wouldn't take anyone, since I'm a Toa, and I can create water to drink. Omega Turtle: Boring answer, but it works. (+1) 2nd down: You're fighting Chuck Norris. What weapon do you use? Brutaka: And ham and chees-(MUTE, -1) Fero: A rock stee-(MUTE, -1) XTRM: I'll take a chainsaw. Omega Turtle: Gruesome, but it works(+1) Brutaka: Wait a minute. How come he gets a point and I don't? Omega Turtle: Because he actually picked a weapon. You picked a freaking sandwich. Brutaka: But a sandwich could-(MUTE, -1) Omega Turtle: Brenmac? Brenmac: I'll take you. You can eat him. Omega Turtle: (+10) Great answer. 3rd down: Who would you LEAST like to fight? Brutaka: A ham and (MUTE, -1) Fero: Tahu. Omega Turtle: Why Tahu? Fero: He has a taser. Omega Turtle: Works...(+1) XTRM: Myself. Omega Turtle: Why's that? XTRM: Because I'm the most dangerous thing around. Omega Turtle: Hmm...(suddenly lunges and eats XTRM in one bite) XTRM: Hey! Get me out of here! Omega Turtle: (spits him out) Not so dangerous, huh? XTRM: I wish you would brush your teeth. Omega Turtle: I wish you would wash your face! Brenmac: *AHEM* Omega Turtle: Right. Brenmac? Brenmac: I'd pick you. Omega Turtle: Why? Brenmac: Because you're the most dangerous guy around. Omega Turtle: I'm not Tahu! Brenmac: I know. I just thought you were- Omega Turtle: Well, if that's what you were going to say already, then it counts. Oh, by the way, good answer. (+10) Brutaka: Not Tahu whatever. Omega Turtle: So, at the end of 3 downs, the score stands: Brenmac: 22 XTRM: 4 Fero: 0 Brutaka: -3 Omega Turtle: Bye bye Brutaka. Any last words? Brutaka: Momma do you think they'll drop the bomb on my ham and cheese sandwich-(MUTE) Omega Turtle: Oook...4th down. What is the most important object for survival that you can have? Fero: A rock steed! Omega Turtle: Why? Fero: So you can have him fetch bones while you're dying! Omega Turtle: What do you not understand about the word "survival?" Fero: The word itself. Omega Turtle: What? Fero: (grabs a dictionary) S....u.....r... Omega Turtle: Right. XTRM? XTRM: Ten arms. You have 10 times the firepower. Omega Turtle: Most people have 2 arms already. XTRM: Oh. Well then, 5 times the firepower. Omega Turtle: (+2) Brenmac? Brenmac: I don't care, since I'm moving on anyways. Omega Turtle: I'll give you -50 points if you don't answer. Brenmac: I mean, a cell phone! Omega Turtle: What? Brenmac: You can dial 911. Omega Turtle *sigh* No points for that, but you do finish in 1st place. The standings are: Brenmac: 22 XTRM: 6 Fero: 0 Omega Turtle: Goodbye Fero. Now for the showdown! Question #1: Who would win a battle between you? XTRM: Me. Brenmac: Him. Omega Turtle: No. I would intervene and eat you both. No one gets that point. #2, what is the name of Chuck Norris' little baby? XTRM: Uh...Bob? Brenmac: Chuckie? Omega Turtle: No, again. Last question: Am I awesome? XTRM & Brenmac: Yes! Omega Turtle: You both got it, so we end the showdown in a 1-1 tie. And so, to break the tie, I will ask Brenmac: What's your favorite band? XTRM: WHAT?!? Brenmac: Skillet. Omega Turtle: You win! XTRM: That's not-(MUTE) Omega Turtle: Any last words? Brenmac: I just totally owned, you, XTRM..uh, oh no. (runs) XTRM: (can't talk because he's muted) ......!!!!! Omega Turtle: We'll be back next week with more Turtle Xing. If you want to get in next week's edition, simply apply here. Brenmac: AAAAHH!!!! XTRM: ....!!!! -MT

That's not fair, because you have two and Levy has one. Levy, pick another guy to fight with you. That one's not really a feud yet.. -MT

I was wondering if any of you would be potentially interested in a Mafia game based on TBTTRAH? I'd like to see how some people respond before planning this out, but here's how the game would work. 20 people overall needed. 5 are Mafia, the group that bands together and, well, ruthelessly kills people off. 1 is a Godfather, who tells the mafia who to kill. There's the serial killer, who operates on his own. And then there are the snitch, detective, (they try to figure out who the people are and arrest them if they're bad) and finally the doctor, who picks one person to heal per round. If the person he picks to heal is the one who is being killed, the person the doctor heals survives. -MT

It's a cardboard box. What do you think? -MT

Nope. You were right. It was exactly 7. So the fight will be in Boxtus. -MT

Levacius, pick one. Do you want 5 or 7? I'm PMing Mesonak the number now so he knows I won't cheat. -MT