MT Zehvor

Skrall Unit 324 here, in place of Toa MT to make this important announcement. Recently, 4 Mask, a Rahkshi who once tried to overtake the house, has joined forces with the Space Pirates. The Skrall Science Team was able to decode some of their messages. Here they are. Science team is completely baffled as to what the last one means We will report as soon as we intercept more messages. -Skrall Unit 324

Oh no...TM has taken over Mesonak's account. -MT

After looking over the rules for the Glatorian Action Figure game, I decided to change some of the rules and make them better. See if you like them better. This game's set of rules includes the Mistika, Phantoran, Glatorian, Tuma, and Fero & Skirmix as the intended players, but you can make up rules to include some of the older sets or your own MoCs if you want. So, I present... THE MT BIONICLE GAME THINGY Moving: Every single character, from titans such as Tuma to munchkins like Zesk get to move the length of one ruler, 12 inches, per turn, in any direction. 12 inches is the maximum moving length, but it is not the minimum. For example, if I was playing as Skrall and fighting against Strakk, I could move 5 inches and attack from there. There are no move shots, and you do not move your character to where your Thornax/Ghost Blaster lands. I like this way better because with the old rules, you turn yourself into a huge target as soon as you shoot and you have to move there. Attacking: There are two ways to attack. You can either melee or shoot. Shooting is pretty self explanatory, you fire the launcher at your opponent(more on what the launchers do later). A Melee is where you get close enough to your opponent and attack him with your weapon. When you Melee, you can only control the limb that you are using to attack. For example, if I was using Bitil to attack Gorast, I could only move his arm. You can move the arm anyway you want as long as the rest of your character doesn't move. If the rest of the character moves, the attack is null and you replenish your health. Agori/Matoran(optional): These guys work as a sidekick. You can move both your main character and your Agori/Matoran each turn, if you choose to have them in the game. They can melee attack, which takes off 1 health. Each Agori/Matoran has 5 health. Canisters: You don't need these. There are no special shields in this game. Now, here are a list of characters and what they do: Mistika: If you have a Toa Nynrah Ghost blaster and you hit your opponent, it takes away 1 health from your opponent and hold him or her in the place where he for his next turn. (That is, if I have Tahu and I hit Bitil, he loses 1 health and has to stay where he is for the next turn, although he can shoot or melee if I'm close enough) The Makuta Blasters take control of the opponent's body for 1 turn. (If I have Krika and I shoot Gali, then on her next turn I get to control her movements) Although you cannot make the other player hurt him/herself, although you can make the character attack any friend he/she has in the game. You can only use the Mistika blaster three times in a game. Each Mistika has 15 health and a Mistika melee takes away three health from an opponent. If you have Tahu, you can activate a shield which makes you invincible to attack after attacking. You can do this once per game. If you have Onua, you can take away two more health on a melee. This attack also can only be used once per game. If you have Gali....well...you can play this game in a pool. And you might be able to get some TV reception on those antenna ears. Makuta masks don't do anything. Glatorian: These guys are a lot easier to explain. Each melee takes away three health, like the Toa. Thornax shots take away one health per shot. Thornax shots can be used endlessly. Each Glatorian has 15 health. Tuma: This guy is a toughy. He has a Thornax, which he can use endlessly. He has 30 health and his melees take away 5 health. You will need multiple players to beat this guy. And I'm talking Glatorian/Toa/Makuta, not a Glatorian and an Agori. Fero & Skirmix. Fero is the equivalent of an Agori, meaning he has 5 health. Skirmix has 20 health. Since these guys are different people, both can attack each turn. (meaning a melee for Skirmix and a Thornax launch from Fero) Each melee from Skirmix takes away 5 health. If you kill Skirmix, Fero gets off and continues playing by himself. If Fero dies, Skirmix continues playing. You can only hurt Fero OR Skirmix on each turn, not both. (unless you have multiple characters) If you have more than one character, each character gets to move per turn. I think that pretty much covers it! Reviews and suggestions on how to make my rules better are welcome! -MT

Anyone trustworthy? -MT

The great plan seems to have reached a roadblock. -MT

I see that my evil plan eradicated all but one of you. That's only a slight disappointment. -MT

Name one person who came up with the idea of plastic Bionicles robbing a bank. Exactly. -MT

Yes. That's why you took the idea of the bank robbery. I see. -MT

We might do that.... And TLhikan is in. -MT

From The Bionicles Try To Run A House comes Brenmac's guide to fixing school. Here it is in his special blue font: A Handy Dandy Guide-School We all hate it. We all go to it. School. *Sigh* I mean seriously,who doesn't hate going to that boring biulding for six hours on end,then coming home with a truckload of homework? I certainly know MisterMatoro,MT,and I don't. So I'm making a Handy Dandy Guide to Make Schools Go-to-able,enjoyable,and complaint-free. Step 1:Make schools a better place to be. Why do you think school shootings are happening these days? Because schools are horrible coreholes that's why. You people have to restrict everything. From our appearence to our accessories you guys won't stop will you? I'll be focusing on the most pointless of all them. Hats. That's right people,hats! I have one thing to say to this:It's a f*cking hat. What's it gonna do? It it gonna jump off my head and on go on a killing spree throughout the school? Will Jason Vorhees come out and turn the following events into a real life version of Friday the 13th Part Remake? I don't think so. Also,why are a lack of rules for threatning and bullying? These kinds of pointless rules need to end. Step 2:Stop giving us so much homework! MisterMatoro will agree with me on here. I don't know why after six hours in there,our still insist on giving us homework. There's no point n doing that. At least don't give us too much. Because if you stress a child out like that,he will grab a gun,shoot up the school. And I'm sure we don't want that to happen,right? Step 3:Teachers are here to TEACH us! That's they're job. You're here to teach us about Math,science,ELA,etc.,not be our parents. But then again you are to teach us how to be the people of the future,but remember what you're there to do. You're here for us(and maybe an easy payday,like H-Wood.)To give advice,and to prepare us for the future. Don't try to be our parents. Step 4:The students need to act like civilized people! Another reason I don't like going to school is because don't like my classmates. One won't shut up and has the IQ of a sqirrel. Four act pretty tough(thery're all,BTW). One I used to consider my friend. And the rest are all blubbering i-d-i-o-t-s. I'm surprised I haven't gone insane yet. Step 5:The Cafeteria "Food". While the cafeteria in your school isn't a 5-Star resturaunt,or your local Burger King,it is a place where you eat. But could you at least make the food of some quality? Are the cooks in for a payday too? Seriously,I tried the food once,and my vomit could taste better! One of my friends said the cafeteria pizza tastes like Pizzeria Regina style pizza. Yeah right. You can't beat Pizzeria Regina,and that's that. And finally,Step 6, Step 6:Stop taking away our freedom and rights! If there's one thing more important to me than my family,it's my rights as an american citizen. I can understand BZP doing this,but a school is intolerable! There shouldn't be anything we can't say or look like. -MT

Omega Turtle: Welcome buh again to Turtle Crossing. It buh seems I have buh lost my device that keeps my from buh saying buh, so I will say buh. Buh. Mr. Matoro: Wonderful. Can we get on with the game? Omega Turtle: Be buh patient. Last week, we were buh canceled for some stupid fight that didn't get buh put up until buh Saturday. Buh waste of time. But we are now back buh on. Today we have buh...Mister Matoro, Skrall, Terpo, and Rahkshiking. Rahkshiking: Hi. Omega Turtle: Terpo wins. Skrall: What? Omega Turtle: I buh said Terpo wins. The buh end. Mr. Matoro: You can't do that. Omega Turtle: Buh fine. FIRST BUH DOWN!!!! Rahkshiking: Oh boy...first question on a Turtle Crossing. I hope I know it I hope I know it I hope I know it.. Omega Turtle: Who buh played Vakama in Bionicle: Mask of Light? Rahkshiking: Darn. Mr. Matoro: How are we supposed to do that? Omega Turtle: You go to the buh credits on your Ipod. Terpo: We don't have any buh Ipods. Omega Turtle: That is buh correct! 10 buh points for Terpo. Terpo: Buh awesome. Omega Turtle: Next buh question. Do you buh like balloons? Mr. Matoro: Balloons? Omega Turtle: Buh yes. Terpo: I buh do. Omega Turtle: Another buh ten points! And now Terpo is- Mr. Matoro: That's it! I'm sick of you giving him all the points! Omega Turtle: I think he has a good buh argument. Mr. Matoro: And I think you're cheating. Let me run this game show. Omega Turtle: Buh no! Mr. Matoro: Yes! (pulls out an energy sword) Omega Turtle: What the buh? Mr. Matoro: Let's fight! Omega Turtle: (eats Mr. Matoro) Mr. Matoro: (stabs Omega in the stomach) Omega Turtle: BUH OWW!!!! (throws up Mr. Matoro) Mr. Matoro: Not so tough, now, are you, big guy? Omega Turtle: Ow...buh ow!! OW!!!! (falls down) Mr. Matoro: Yeah, fall down you-(realizes Omega's falling on him) Omega Turtle: BUH!!!!! *CRASH!!!!!* Mr. Matoro: Ow! Omega Turtle: BUHHH!!! MY STOMACH!!! Mr. Matoro: OWWW!!!! MY ARM!!!!! (Doctors rush in and put Omega and Mr. Matoro on stretchers) Omega Turtle: What in the buh name of a buh bleeding stomach are you buh doing? Doctor: Taking you to a hospital. (Mr. Matoro and Omega are taken away, and the doctors leave) (awkward silence) Rahkshiking: Oookkk.....now what? Terpo: I buh win! I had the most buh points! Rahkshiking: Yeah, because you're Omega's best friend! Skrall: A three way tie for first? Rahkshiking: Sounds good to me. Terpo: Yay! I am buh first! Skrall: So am I! Terpo: (eats the Skrall) Shut the buh up. Rahkshiking: Uh...I'm....first and a half...yeah... -MT

I'll have to contact our department of admission. We'll see. -MT

Levacius, your hate for Tarakavaseargent has blinded you to the potential good in him. -MT

Um....ok..... No, really, I already knew what a Banshee was. -MT

No, since you're not a Toa. But you can join the Order of Vehroz. (Where the non-Toa who want to be Zehvor go) -MT

As many of you know, the sequel to Tbttrah Mafia, Vengeance, is now up. If you haven't, I would appreciate it if you would sign up for it. Basically this is an advertisement. -MT

That's right, Mesonak. Way to tell Rahkshiking. -MT

Gone. Your spirit is in the middle of everlasting snow world. I hope you enjoy. -MT

I am seriously about to ship your spirit to Antarctica if you post one more thing about Lewa0111 here. -MT

Well, hey, it looked like a spear in your picture of your self MoC. -MT

LEVACIUS vs. MESONAK, Part I The site: Boxtus Arena "Hello, everyone," boomed Tarakavaseargent's voice over the megaphone, "and welcome to Boxtus Arena, where we have a special treat for everyone. The fighting match of the month, so far. Please welcome the utterly horrible and pathetic Levacius and the amazingly awesome Mesonak!!!" Levacius yelled something back about making it to the Super Battle in TBTTRAH Fighting Competition and Tarakavaseargent not even making it to the Final Four, but Tarakavaseargent ignored him. "And, to make this fight even more exciting," continued Tarakavaseargent, "we have sidekicks of both Mesonak and Levy that will be fighting alongside their partners. Please welcome....Toa Janex and Orriseeus...Orrisius....how do you say that? Whatever, Omega! Unleash the sidekicks!!!!" "Buh....sidekicks?" "You know, those two guys back there that kept trash talking." "Oh, buh them. Oh, well, see...I missed lunch and...." "You're kidding right?" Omega shook his head. Tarakavaseargent turned back to the crowd sitting on the makeshift stands by the arena. "Uh, it seems the two sidekicks have been permanently delayed, so the fight will begin, now!" Mesonak turned towards his opponent and fired a blast of shadow. Levacius dodged and fired a blast of lightning. Mesonak absorbed the blow and charged towards his opponent. Levacius raised his staff and swung. Mesonak ducked underneath and tackled Levacius to the ground. Levacius for one, hated sports. Couldn't stand them. So, when he saw someone trying to pull a football move on him, he went absolutely crazy. "WHY THE **** ARE YOU TRYING TO TACKLE ME?!?!?!" he screamed randomly before kicking Mesonak 10 feet in the air. Mesonak began waving his arms crazily in the air. As he came down, he collected himself, tucked his head under his arms, and rolled to a safe landing in the box. He pushed himself into a fighting position and saw the angry Toa of Electrified Tea charging him. At the last possible moment, he swung his staff out and tripped Levacius. The two wrestled on the ground, until Mesonak, who was slightly stronger, gained the advantage and hopped on top of Levacius. "You...are...defeated!" the shadow warlord grunted, trying to hold down his opponent. Levacius simply laughed. "You've forgotten already, haven't you?" Mesonak wondered what he was talking about, and then remembered as the Toa kicked him 10 feet in the air again. Mesonak flipped in the air and landed, now a little annoyed with Levacius. The Toa didn't seem to be rattled at all, though. That was about to change. Mesonak flipped out two panels on his arms and launched a set of firework type weapons in his opponent's direction. When Levacius dodged, Mesonak took aim with his staff and fired off a round of the twilight beam, a beam combining the power of a Toa of Light and the shadow power of a Makuta. Levacius tried to dodge this, but the beam was heat seeking and it knocked him head over heels. He rolled and crashed into the side of the box. Now neither one was feeling very good. Levacius pushed himself back up and collected himself. He then realized that Mesonak was nowhere within view. He looked around nervously and backed up against one of the cardboard walls. The Toa of Electrified Tea heard a battle cry. He whirled around and saw Mesonak leaping off the top of one of the walls with his spear pointed towards Levacius. The Toa wasted no time in reacting, rifling a lighting bolt that shocked Mesonak and sent him flying off course. He crash landed on the other side of the box. Mesonak grumbled something about how he hated being knocked into the air, and slowly got to his feet. Levacius tried a jumping kick, but Mesonak grabbed his foot and slammed him into the ground. He then tried to cut Levacius' foot off, but Levacius swung his other foot around and tripped up Mesonak. The Shadow Warlord crashed to the ground(again) and launched a vicious kick towards Levacius' head. His foot connected solidly, knocking his opponent unconscious. Mesonak got up, and prepared to finish the Toa off. But, as he was about to drive his spear into the Toa's heart, a Matoran fan named Vecolity in the stands above slipped on the stairway to the bleachers, and he slid down to metal stairway. He crashed into the scoreboard(don't ask why we have one) and cracked the foundations holding it. He drove his weapons into the stairway, keeping himself from falling, but the scoreboard had no way to stop it's own fall. It teetered for a second, and then collapsed, crashing into the edge of the stands and falling down into the box below. Mesonak summoned all his might and drove the spear towards Levacius, but stopped as he noticed the huge shadow above him. He looked up, saw the falling scoreboard, and gulped. The scoreboard crashed onto the Shadow Warlord, knocking him unconscious. And so, the fans watched eagerly for what would be the necessary advantage... Who would wake up first? -MT

First off, no, I have not abandoned the Levacius vs. Mesonak fight. I am about halfway finished with it. (Hey, I'm a comedy writer, not a play by play announcer for WWE) Now that that has been said, I am here to confirm what I said earlier on TBTTRAH. Yes, I plan to write my first epic this summer, and it will probably only be written on for a summer. It will be called "Nikana," and it will be about the Toa Nikana, the Toa team that fought the Rurics for the house before the Mata, Nuva, Metru, and Omega Turtle showed up and won the battle easily. Discuss. -MT

Looks pretty good. Hope it gets finalized soon. -MT

He has to give up coffee?!?! NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (begins praying that he will never get diabetes) -MT

Ok....what I had planned didn't work out for today. It'll take a while to type, so maybe...Saturday? -MT