MT Zehvor

Baseball isn't during this time of year either... I'm ok with cold, but what it was is ridiculous. Last Friday it was 1 degree at my house. And 7 days later it's a 50 degree increase, 51 degrees. Weird. -MT

Welcome to the club. -MT

I know it's only Thursday, but I may not get to a computer tomorrow, so I will sing my weekend song now. Thank you Lord thank you Jesus Thank you Lord thank you Jesus Thank you Lord thank you Jesus Thank you Lord for this weekend. Thank you Lord thank you Jesus Thank you Lord thank you Jesus Thank you Lord thank you Jesus Thank you Lord for this weekend. THANK you Lord and Jesus THANK you Lord and Jesus THANK you Lord and Jesus For this wonderous glorious weekend Thank you Lord thank you Jesus... This isn't any sort of attack on religion. I'm a Christian. It's just what I sing after the last day of school of each week. (Yes, I know I need to get a life. But I had one, and it sucked, so now I'm hearing making people laugh on a children's website) Anyways, this weekend, guess what I'm doing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Other than writing new chapters and blogging. And playing TBTTRAH Hurt and Heal(look in sig, no, I'm too lazy to give you a link) But that's kind of expected. This is really the worst time of year for me. It's cold, schools' in session, no football to watch, and you can't do anything on weekends(because school's on Monday) How about you? Can any of you possibly like this kind of year? And if you do, can I have some of what you're taking? Or are you just content to start singing my weekend song with me... Thank you Lord and Jesus.. -MT

The snow's all gone, now. The temperature's actually been pretty nice, considering what it was earlier. -MT

Sure, but that would be a really quick elimination. We'll do it. -MT

All right. 2 down, 2 to go. -MT

As contestants, yes, that's what I meant. You'll be there. -MT

Well, at least you found a way to kill time... -MT

At least you never get any bad weather...stupid temperature won't get above 35 now(that's the high). And no snow. This sucks. Honestly, my favorite place in California would be Palo Alto. Always warm. San Francisco is always 50 degrees or something. And LA and SD get cold sometimes too... -MT

If anyone didn't get the first song Tahu "sang" it really goes, "Red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in his sight." To this day, we're not sure what Tahu's religion is. I believe it is "Bostonism," although I'm not sure. (the worship of Boston sports. If anyone wants to be on the next Turtle Xing, just tell me. -MT

Welcome to the first edition of "Turtle Crossing" on Boxtus Arena. Before I became premier, it's previous home was on The Bionicles Try To Run A House, my comedy. Now that I am premier and have a blog, I've moved it here because a blog seems a more appropriate place to put it. This one is going to be a little different than the other Turtle Crossings. Here we have 4 contestants, different each week, and we go through a list of different topics and ask their opinions on them. The more convincing the argument, the more points they get. If an argument just plain sucks, the person will be muted and deducted a point. There are two cuts, (a special thanks to the stroke of genius that named the two cuts "1st and 2nd cut") where the person with the lowest overall score gets eliminated. When all but two have been eliminated, all points gained so far are taken away and 3 questions are asked. This time, the person with the better argument wins just one point, so it's best 2 out of 3. In the unlikely case that on one question both arguments suck so bad neither deserves a point and it ends in a 1-1 tie, the person with the most points after the 2nd cut gets asked some stupid question and if he answers right he wins. For anyone who didn't know, Omega has a problem with coffee, causing him to say "buh" every few words. Turtle Crossing 1 Host: Omega Turtle Contestants: Tahu, Makuta, Tuma, Nocturn Omega Turtle: Buh hi peoples. Welcome to buh Turtle Crossing, where we usually don't know what the buh we're doing, but we do it anyway. First off, buh people, meet our buh contestants for this 1st buh edition in Boxtus, Tahu, Nocturn, Tuma, and Makuta. Tahu: Hi. Makuta: Hello. Nocturn: *chomp chomp* Tuma: THE HOUSE IS MINE!!! Omega Turtle: I already buh know who's going to be in our buh showdown. 1st Down: the buh new president. What do you buh think of him- Levacius: HE ****ING SUCKS!!!!!! Omega Turtle: And that is buh why we didn't ask him to buh be on our first edition. Now, what do you buh think Tahu? Tahu: I think that it was a great moment for the United States(+1, Tahu: 1). After all, now I can truly sing the song, "Red and yellow, black and white, something something Miller Lite-" MUTE(-1, Tahu: 0) Omega Turtle: Uh...how about buh you Makuta? Makuta: I think it's horrible. Because now there's no chance I'll be able to attack the White House and take over- MUTE(-1, Makuta: -1) Omega Turtle: How about you, buh Tuma? Tuma: Who cares about the presidency? All I want is household dominance- MUTE(-1, Tuma: -1) Omega Turtle: Nocturn, please don't make me buh have to mute all of you. Nocturn: (looks up from eating a chicken leg) What? Omega Turtle: YES!!! SMARTEST BUH THING SAID ALL DAY!!!! (+10, Nocturn: 10) Makuta: (who has just finished his ten seconds of being muted) Hey! That's not fair- MUTE(-1, Makuta: -2) Tahu: I'm done with the mean songs, sorry. I thought that it was a great moment for everyone. This to me was the final shattering of segregation. (+2, Tahu: 2) But there's one thing that was better than all. Omega Turtle: Buh. What's that? Tahu: Now I won't feel racist when I ask the hobo down the street for money- MUTE(-1, Tahu: 1) Omega Turtle: Tahu, you buh already have positive numbers, let's try and buh leave it that way. Tuma? Any thoughts? Tuma: Does it involve the house? Omega Turtle: Buh yes, since his decisions on laws and taxes effect us. Tuma: Then it was probably the most important event of the day yesterday. Omega Turtle: Buh PROBABLY? Tuma: Yeah. Either that or the question of wether my Skrall can get the microwave working again- Omega Turtle: BUH, NO BAD!!!! *hits the lose point button really fast* MUTE(-10 Million points, Tuma: -10,000,001) Omega Turtle: Well, so far Tahu has had the only buh reasonable thing to buh say, even though he keeps buh shooting himself in the buh foot with his stupid side remarks. Nocturn has a commanding buh lead, however, because he didn't say anything stupid. So far, the buh score is: Nocturn 10, Tahu 1, Makuta -2, Tuma -10,000,001. 2nd Down is the buh mess up with President Barack Obama and Supreme Court Justice Buh John Roberts. What do you buh think about this? Levacius: IT WAS- Omega Turtle: (grabs his "mute" remote and presses it at Levacius) Levacius: .... Omega Turtle: That's buh better. Now, what do you buh think, Nocturn? Nocturn: *chomp chomp* Omega Turtle: I need some thoughts on it, Nocturn. Nocturn: I think he was so hungry that he forgot how to say it. Omega Turtle: Uh...buh ok...Tahu, what about you? Tahu: Well, I think it actually has something to do with what Nocturn said, but mainly nervousness(+1). I mean, it's the most important day of his life, so that probably had something to do with it. (+1, Tahu: 3) Omega Turtle: Now, you buh said that it might buh have something to do with what Nocturn buh said. Care to buh elaborate? Tahu: Studies show that when you do get really nervous, your brain feeds back material that you took in a really long time ago. He might of heard a song. Omega Turtle: Which song? Tahu: Well, you know how the song goes, "Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong like a hamburger-" MUTE(-1, Tahu: 2) Omega Turtle: Tahu, you need help. Seriously. Any other thoughts that don't have to do with world domination or household domination? Makuta: How about universe domination- MUTE(-1, Makuta: -3) Omega Turtle: Makuta, shut up. 3rd down, and then the buh first cut. Switching buh gears from buh politics, what do you guys think about this buh year's Super Bowl? Nocturn: Uh... Tuma: Erm... Makuta: (still muted) Tahu: GO RED SOX!!!!! Omega Turtle: That's buh baseball, Tahu. Tahu: Oh. Well then, GO PATRIOTS!!! Omega Turtle: They're not buh in it, Tahu. Tahu: Seriously? Darn. Who beat them? Omega Turtle: They buh lost the tiebreaker for the division title. Tahu: We lost to tiebreaker? Who are they? Omega Turtle: Tahu, I'm about to buh mute you again. Tahu: What? What'd I say? Omega Turtle: Now...anyone even buh know who's in it? Makuta: The Los Angeles Yankees and the Miami Celtics? Omega Turtle: NO!! BUH NO!! This buh hopeless. Tahu gets a point for at least buh mentioning a buh football team, and we go onto the buh first cut. Tahu: Yay. (+1, Tahu: 3) Omega Turtle: At the buh 1st cut, the score is buh Nocturn 10, Tahu 3, Makuta -3, and Tuma -10,000,001. Sorry buh Tuma, but you buh go bye. Tuma: Fine...goodbye you losers!! I will rule the house some day- MUTE Omega Turtle: And that's buh goodbye. Next up, 4th Down, and then the final cut. Makuta's got a buh big hole to dig out of. What do you buh think about the storyline this year? Makuta: Well, since it has nothing to do with Makuta it sucks. Lego has a lot of nerve to take the villains they've been using over the past 8 years and then POOF, they go goodbye. And another thing- MUTE(-1, Makuta: -4) Omega Turtle: That's a buh enough of that. Tahu? Tahu: I'm not saying anything. If I don't mess myself up I'm in the next round, so I'll be perfectly fine at 3. Omega Turtle: Buh good choice. Nocturn? Nocturn: ZZzzz... Omega Turtle: That buh means it's buh Tahu and Nocturn in the Showdown. Bye bye Makuta. Any last words? Oh wait, you're still muted. Too bad.... Tahu: Yay. Showdown. (scary music play) SHOWDOWN Omega Turtle: Ok, buh time for 1st buh question of buh showdown. We're you happy with the way the buh election turned out, and buh why? Tahu: Well, I sort of was, because I think a change in leadership can be very good. But at the same time, a more experienced leader would have been good, so I'm not sure it's good or bad. Plus, I can sing my songs. Omega Turtle: One more buh thing about your racist songs and you automatically lose. Buh Nocturn? Nocturn: zzz... Omega Turtle: Buh Nocturn.... Nocturn: HUH?!?! WHAT?!? WHO SAID MY NAME?!? Omega Turtle: What do you buh think about the election? Nocturn: 1776! Battle of Lexington! Star Wars! Philadelphia! Omega Turtle: Buh...ok..Tahu you win the point. If you win then next point, you buh win. Tahu: Yayz. Omega Turtle: Buh...yeah...ok. Now, buh darn. I just buh ran out of questions. Uh...what's your favorite color? Tahu: Red! Nocturn: Chicken! Omega Turtle: That's not a buh color. Now, Tahu, a buh victory speech? Tahu: Uh...buh yeah....Welcome to the jungle! We've got fun and games...and hamburgers- MUTE Omega Turtle: Well, Tahu is our first buh winner. We'll be buh back next buh Wednesday with more of the buh same. Buh goodbye! -MT

@Mesonak: I know how you feel. @Kini: However, I don't know how you feel. -MT

Hello Sidorak. -MT

Here's the thread to discuss anything unrelated to the other categories or threads but still applies to this blog. Or, if you're new, you can say "hello" here. -MT

Sounds good. Try and not get into arguments. If you see others doing it, stop them. Discussion may continue on other articles. Thread closed. -MT

I'm willing to as well. Anyone else have any other thoughts before I close the opening thread? -MT

You have left crucial parts out of what I said earlier. This is not the first time I have encountered you guys. I saw members abusing their "power" as Vahki, and I wanted that as far away from my topics as possible. For some of you, yes. I cannot say the same about others of you. I haven't been here for a year and a half without learning something, and one of things has been to recognize bad intentions. I left after I was guaranteed my comedies would be left alone. I LEFT. That's all I have to say. -MT

You act as if this was all my fault. It wasn't. I had been monitoring you guys for quite some time. I saw a few members abusing powers, didn't want that on my topics, and demanded that you leave my topics alone. There may be some who's intentions were good. I'm happy for them. But the bad ones stuck out more than the good, and since I couldn't have good without bad, I made those demands. Apparently it ended up being the end of the Vahki, although I'm not sure why it's so hard to just stay away from specific topics. I even said you could check them for spam or anything. But that wasn't good enough.. -MT

Lucky person. Honestly, I hate living in Georgia. It gets cold, windy, and, well, really cold, but it snows like once per year. I was born in Maryland, so it feels like something's missing when winter comes around each year. Another reason why I hate living here. But enough about me. Others, comments, questions, or possibly wanting to join Tuma on his quest for household domination. Two more snow pics: They're having a great time And, well, he's not -MT

I went in there because I felt like they were trying to replace the mods. And I couldn't allow that to happen. I can understand his worries, but he's not going to allow us to work as a group, so all we can do is mark time and hope we can eventually do enough good to convince him. You could try taking it up with Dimensioneer, as he is the only one with more power, but I doubt you'd get very far. -MT

Finally, after dealing with temperatures nearing 0, freezing cold wind and rain, and everything else unpleasant that winter usually brings, the first snow is here! It probably won't stick, so I'll have to go to school tomorrow, but it was fun while it lasted. It's a Buh Snow Angel! Or, at least, was fun for everyone but Tahu. He didn't like it very much. How about you? Have any of you guys had snow yet? (other than Rahkshiking, he lives in Hawaii) No. Quests for Household domination don't get snow breaks either -MT

I did put up a base entry. Black Six has a problem with the group, so he locked it, and now I'm trying to convince him of our good intentions through PM. What I don't get is his main problem with it. He seems to want us to continue doing this, but he's opposed to us doing it in a group. I'm not sure why. We're more efficient in a group, and I myself find it more fun that way. -MT

Hello, bloggers, other premier people, and anyone else who's reading this. This is my 1st day of premierness, and the first day of bloggingness. Special welcome to the readers of my comedy and my friends. For anyone who didn't get the blog title, "Boxtus" Arena was an arena in "The Bionicles Try To Run A House." The Glatorian use a giant cardboard box for an arena, and they aptly name it "Boxtus," a take off on the Skrall arena "Roxtus." Two things to know: Boxtus is becoming the new home of "Turtle Crossing," a weekly sort of blog like thing I was running elsewhere, and it is also the home of the newly changed League(Order sounded weird) for a Better BZPower, which recently succeeded the Order for a Pure BZPower. There will be a blog entry for both of those. And one last thing. I'm not entirely sure about all the new "powers" or whatever, but if you need a poll or something like that, PM me. -MT

Oh, no reason, other than the "Zadakh go to this topic" post. -MT