Padishah Mehmet II

No. We simply have not acquired power yet.

*shapeshifts into Sauron and turns to face an army of Uruk Hai*

YOU DO NOT KNOW PAIN

YOU DO NOT KNOW FEAR

YOU SHALL TASTE BARBIEPLASTIC

-Dovydas

VICTORY

THE LAST ALLIANCE HAS BEEN VICTORIOUS ON THE FIELDS OF DAGORLAD--- I MEAN BZPOWER

TAKE THAT, YOU INSOLENT PIECES OF PLASTIC

OUR GLORY SHALL NOT BE HINDERED ON ITS WAY TO EXISTENCE

-Dovydas

Your elven tricks are outdated, fool. Any single one of my warriors could destroy the fabled might of the elves with their eyes closed.

 

And enough of this; if you want to rebel, make your own club about it.

Uh, hello, dude, I don't have a blog. Not to mention, I don't have a premier membership, and I have not the slightest chance of getting one. The possibility that I could get one is like, infinity versus none.

BUT WE SHALL NEVER FALL

IF YOU TAKE ME DOWN, ANOTHER ELF SHALL TAKE MY PLACE

OUR VENGEANCE WILL BE CAST ON YOUR PLASTIC HEADS

DRAW YOUR BLADES, MY BRETHREN

TODAY WE CHARGE THE BARBIES

-Dovydas

NEVAH

I SHALL NOT

SUCCUMB TO YOUR TYRANNY

GATHER THE STORM, THE REBELS SHALL

ATTACK YOU IMMEDIATELY

I

CLAIM THE NEW NAME OF LOTRZONEPOWER

-Dovydas

 

This speech inspires me. I DEFECT to the Rebel Alliance!

 

-TN05

OUR MIGHT IS PREDOMINANT

OUR GONDOLIN-MAKE SWORDS SHINE IN THE NIGHT WHEN BARBIES ARE NEAR

THE REBEL ALLIANCE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS BY THE WILL OF THE VALAR

THY TYRANNY, ZARAYNA, ENDS HERE

-Dovydas

NEVAH

I SHALL NOT SUCCUMB TO YOUR TYRANNY

GATHER THE STORM, THE REBELS SHALL ATTACK YOU IMMEDIATELY

I CLAIM THE NEW NAME OF LOTRZONEPOWER

-Dovydas

Because those terms are completely a point of discussion.

-Dovydas

Don't - dare - mock the year 1990.

It's nationally important here.

That aside, I don't get it.

-Dovydas

I'm from a wholly different country.

So there.

-Dovydas Rising Moon

Bah.

Clash of the Titans was a mediocre movie. And when I say mediocre, I don't mean neither good nor bad. I mean, it wasn't supposed to be good or bad. It was supposed, and was, an ostensibly action movie.

Again, it succeeded at that, which was why I liked it.

I disliked the portrayal of Hades as evil (again), though. He was, honestly, the coolest of all gods in actual Greek mythology, and wasn't evil to begin with.

-Dovydas

Movie sucked.

Except for its portrayal of Zuko. (who owns everybody, only slightly less than I do)

Dev Patel was perfect for the role.

-Dovydas

 

Last I checked, most people on this site are freemen, and are not owned by any master. Your statement therefore makes no sense.

 

FTR, the movie's title was just The Last Airbender--no "Avatar."

 

Anyway, it's impossible to make Zuko any less than awesome.

 

~ BioGaia

 

*facepalms*

*ignores Zar's temporary overall tendency of being irritating*

-Dovydas

You say that as if we didn't know that.

-Dovydas

Yes, yes, you said quotes. How impressive, Zar.

-Dovydas

However, to use the word "bad" or "good" at all without a "IN ONLY MY OPINION AND NOBODY ELSE'S" added to it, you need to view the situation critically.

-Dovydas

Exactly. So your point fails, my friend.

Don't worry, you're still my buddy even if you can't beat me in argument.

-Dovydas

The earth is round.

-Dovydas

Oh darn yes. I think you're so annoying you should go to Karz. You're just a pathetic excuse for ripping me off in everything except your writing, which is just too annoying to be a ripoff of mine. You're just an opening act to my existence, and what's worse, people know you more than they know me.

Your writing and your blog are so tiresome and lame, and make me want to go to sleep. What I'm trying to point out is, generally, I look at them really late.

And you're a good friend.

[/lots of making lame jokes]

Right, I want to see that on the Quotes section here in your blog.

-Dovydas

That, again, is your personal taste. Provide me a single rational reason on why it is not.

-Dovydas

Movie sucked.

Except for its portrayal of Zuko. (who owns everybody, only slightly less than I do)

Dev Patel was perfect for the role.

-Dovydas

No.

That's my legitimate opinion that nobody cares if you hate something because of personal taste. It's not based on personal taste, it is a completely critically thought out and constructive opinion.

If you had a constructive opinion on why you disliked it, heck, kay, have it, and spark discussions of it.

But you only have a personal taste, which really, none of us care about.

-Dovydas

Do what I always do.

Mock people and their silliness.

-Dovydas

I will state what I have stated before.

To Karz with your personal taste.

But if it makes you feel better, he'll be in karzes of trouble because of that.

-Dovydas

oh stomr bilund ya forgot that

Don't worry, I have put into motion Operation: Dovydas Is Back And Ownededing People. Expect results over the next 24 hours.

Phase 1: my new sig that ridicules this newest fad, and its causes. On both sides.

-Dovydas

*does not move at all, drooling at Dragon Age II*

-Dovydas

^{-as it is clearly impossible, KNI's last noobish post is negated-}

Sorry, KNI, things like that only happen in your imagination. And seriously. We should stop. This is not some random Comedies forum Ask comedy for you to be pulling this noobishness out on us.

-Dovydas