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It's very hard to be 10,000,001 years old when you've been born on the 24th of April 1996.

Actually, I'm about 10,000,000 years old, but the forum would only go up to a certain year.

What I would love to know, is why you dug up an 8-year old profile simply to put up two insulting comments.....

Yes, it won't end, unless it does.

Can someone tell me why on Earth you've sent me a friend request?

Or did you?

So, you finally decided to come online.

So, what should be the ETA on that banner?

Could you please respond to my post in TFDO?

No, it doesn't mean I don't hate you anymore, it means you haven't forced me to go into "at the verge of insane" mode for a while. And no, I don't read One Piece.l

Hello? Anybody there?

Um, Joker-Dalek, can I tape you to the front page of my RPG that will be probably closed within the next 24 hours? Thank you.

Would you be nice enough to check your PMs?

I don't take kindly to people falling over on their keyboards while writing comments on my profile. Expect to become a victim of a number of prank PMs shortly.

You glanced at the first post? Well no wonder I had to rip your character apart at the molecular level.....

Um, I guess you didn't bother reading the first post.

Next time, try and join a team before you post in BZPB.

This guy still lives?

We don't need rule-breakers around at BZPB.

Listen, if you want to play my game, you have to join a team. (Or create your own. Not doing either of these and attempting to play will result in your character's painful death.)

You claim to be a Toa of Sonics.

Toa of Sonics scream louder.

*floods Disky's stomach with electrified lava*

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Weren't you killed by an invincible supervirus? *kills Rakoua again with the same supervirus*

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