Nathan Evo

Don't know about that. Hard to decide when you haven't been on in so long, though.

Also, good to see you again.

I just received word that the statue has made Member Spotlight.

Send out the McStarmen! We'll ambush him and capture him and take him back to one of our McStarman bases for interrogation.

The statue is more intelligent than the average human.

I recommend you wear dark clothing so it appears less noticeable.

Oh, and good job, by the way. We have word that a boy armed with a baseball bat is approaching the McGyiyg.

Go work off that suntan...

Oh, and go find the Burger King and Wendy.

Stay at your post. If we can contact more McStarmen we should be able to stand our ground.

Hmm.

This is getting suspicious.

McStarman Deluxe Janaro has confirmed that a boy wielding a baseball bat has freed the Burger King. I am assigning you to find the King and obliterate the boy. Understood?

WHAT?! Keep the other mascots locked up! I'm sending a full-fledged army of McStarmen to retrieve the King.

She invented the drive-thru. She also started weird fads with men with red hair in braids starting rebellions over hot, juicy burgers. I'll get someone else on the mission.

Your personal pic was from that caption contest you hold in your blog, right?

That was one of the more epic ones, if I recall correctly.

Go get Wendy while you're at it, McStarman Deluxe Janaro.

I sort of figured you were playing the role of the disguise. Now why isn't the Burger King tied in a closet?

Excellent disguise, McStarman Deluxe Janaro.

OH MY THE WORLD EXPLODED

We have finished business in McStarman Base #XX56, a former Wal-Mart. You may now blow it up.

It is not a mission, it is a temporary base. That being said, you still must destroy a Wal-Mart containing a Burger King so McStarman Colea can raid it of its recipes.

Unless we use it as a temporary McStarman base, then you may feel free to blow it up afterward.

Considerably, it is no longer a functioning Wal-Mart, but we kept the original appearance to keep it well hidden.

Ghost of McStarman Zakitano: Do not blow up any Wal-Marts bearing the symbol of McGyiyg. These have been raided and are in use as McStarman bases.

McGyiyg seems confident about this plan of his. I have yet to receive a transmission from him.

We are still awaiting word from McGyiyg.

I never see half my Member Spotlight nominations anyway. =P

Maybe there actually is a secret cult out there who DOES believe the world will end in 2010, two years before the Mayan calendar and gullible types believe it will end.