*Stands at edge of stage, fires Zero Laser at everyone*
~Konta~
*places bar with Mantax and Mr. T inside on stage*
*Chuck Norris walks into bar, bar explodes due to unearthly amount of Awesome, Chuck becomes sole survivor*
~Konta~
*gets in landmaster, then mows down konta*
*holds Wooper hostage*
*Wonders how you can hold someone hostage when you just got ran over by a tank, then runs up to konta, kicks him in balls, then steals wooper back.*