zhalath

Darn them!

~Zhalath

Ah, my eyes!

~Zhalath

I don'y ytust it.

~Zhalath

Tempest looks like a mini-boss. Like, you fight it once, then you fight it a bunch in the last level.

Clear Sky should have a big gun somewhere, like in the middle. Like Wrack said, then you have boss monster.

Quick, scan it for Logbook entry!

~Zhalath

Oh, wait, it's over.

~Zhalath

So is this.

~Zhalath

Where's my pistol and bottle of rum, ye dogs?

~Zhalath

Yeah, totally.

~Zhalath

Um, what is it, mate?

~Zhalath

I'm not a pirate.

Of course, you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest, like you said.

And pirates are very dishonest people.

I'm not a pirate. I don't lie all the time.

Why is the rum gone, mates?

~Zhalath

It is, totally.

~Zhalath

Wait, does it matter what we say? because won't you do it anyway?

~Zhalath

I'd join.

~Zhalath

Well, again, it stinks to be you!

~Zhalath

I like.

Do it! Do it NAOUGH!

~Zhalath

^Your thinking of Shilo. Nobody can be Shilo-y except Shilo, and he does an incredible job of being Shilo-y, so much that if there were more Shilo-ness in the universe than the Shilo-ness embodied by Shilo, as caused by non-Shilo's being Shilo-y, it would implode. Except for the Shilo-y ones, because dying is not Shilo-y. Just ask Shilo.

 

 

 

I'm sorry, but for some reason I thought that would be fitting. I apologize if it wasn't.

 

 

Ummmmmm. Simply, Shilo, is the only Shilo/Omi, no-one can Be Shilo-y except him.

I want to call him Shilomicron.

 

-CF

More like Shilomilar

 

The combined skills of Shilo, Omi, and Volar.

 

-Omi

It sucks. In a good way.

Thank you for the recommendation. Or warning. With Shilomilar, you can never tell.

~Zhalath

I'm an utter failure at drawing. You can't save me.

No one can save me.

~Zhalath

R A Salvatore powns. I'm going read the Pirate King faster than you can say Forgotten Realms.

Of course, as a D&D player, I understand it better than all y'alls.

Pirate King! Pirate King!

~Zhalath

Well, it sucks to be you!

~Zhalath

Does that make you sons of plunder?

And I have no idea what you're talking about.

~Zhalath

Well, that's pretty spoecial.

~Zhalath

Special.

~Zhalath

Well, you can't drive on clouds!

And this person a splode from that picture.

~Zhalath

Totally. And they should fall apart in midair.

~Zhalath

Luckily, I avoided that mess by staying home and...reading this blog...

~Zhalath