Inferna Firesword

Have I ever told you that I'm psychic?

*uses powers to slow self, than Olmaks self back to home base*

. . . You have to fall down SOMETIME!!!

*switches to Kanohi Etome, Mask of Intanglbility*

Good thing you hit my fake masks. *steals Calix back and uses Verri to give you a major case of vertigo*

Meh. Good thing I still have my collection of Kanohi! *takes Kanohi Verri out of display case*

Thanks, man! I'll get Akaku to quit messing with your interests list now. *Olmaks him to Mustafar . . . right above the lava falls*

*incinerates your hand*

*Olmaks myself to secret base* *Olmaks missle and launcher to some random planet*

*gets enraged*

LAY OFF OF THEM!!! *fire nova-blasts at you, narrowly avoiding the band themselves*

*burns the skeleton army* MUAHAHAH.

*uses mask to dodge the lazors*

*blasts you with clorophorm as well* (In case you don't know, that's basicly knockout gas.)

*uses borrowed Kanohi to get the heck outta there* Thanks, Akaku! Now, if you'll excuse me . . . *blasts you with chlorophorm*

And . . . that's when my psychic powers (yes, on top of everything else, I am indeed psychic) come into play. *uses powers to call team to bail me out here* *starts using powers to toy with your mind* NOW who's the scientist?

Um . . . hasn't Akaku told you this yet? My tattoos are actually battle scars. And since they are on my face and torso mostly, I've survived quite a few "fatal" wounds.

To quote from Teridax, "I don't get nightmares . . . I create them." Or something like that. Anyway . . .

*resigns to this* Maybe I can endure them all. I mean, what can be worse then getting a hundred fatal wounds and surviving them all?

*slaps HN quite a few times before running off*

MY CAR!!!

THAT is It.

ZEN! BACK ME UP HERE!

Oh Mata Nui, what have I gotten myself into? (And for the record, I've gotten over my zombie-phobia.)

*blasts zombies out of the way with air, then jumps out the window*

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YOU WILL PAY!!!!

*flys on her Garchomp's back and overtakes you* *throws Pokeball and catches you* I caught a Hewkiinuva! Oh wait, that's not a Pokemon. Oh well! *giggles insanely*

We're coming! *Zen uses his Kakama on us to follow lead*

Fine. We'll get you later. *omnious music plays while thunder and lighting crash in the backround*

*My Luxray blasts you with Thunder, while my brother's Infernape and mine both use Blast Burn on you. My Leafeon then uses Leaf Blade on your speedboat to cut the fuel line*

You also know that those were my brother's as well as mine, right?

*Zen Iceblade makes the engines malfunction and crash-lands the plane right in front of us* Prepare for trouble and make it double, as Team Rocket would say.

. . . You just got put on my hit list by saying that. You know that, right?

*Gasp* YOU LIVE IN LYNWOOD?!?! AS IN WASHINGTON?!