Akamai921
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Kimono
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Granted; you now have a full extra 0.00000000000000001 seconds. Nice job throwing off the space-time continuum.I wish I could throw off the space-time continuum.
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Kamino
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Granted. You may wanna take some Mandarin Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Italian/Russian classes before reading them, though.I wish I could fluently speak, read and understand Italian (while retaining my ability to speak, read and understand English.)
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Jarl Balgruuf
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England
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Granted; alas, a thief breaks into your home and replaces them with two nickels. The shame is overwhelming.I wish I had the ability to fall asleep/wake up on self-command.
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National Guard
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Granted; it's so comfy, you never leave it, and starve to death because of your refusal to leave.I wish for an ice-cold milk.
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Granted; you are scarred for life by the vulgar sight.I wish for a functioning hidden wrist blade. For kicks and to make it challenging, it can't break, can't hurt me, is perfectly fitted to me, can't leave my possession, and can't get me arrested.
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Entei
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Granted; but all you can draw is cacti.I wish for a Bonsai tree.
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Gir
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Zombies
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Granted. But you turn hostile towards the potato and throw it angrily against a wall.I wish my internet was faster.
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Chicken Soup for the Soul
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Granted. Upon sitting in the chair, your house collapses around you. Bit of bad luck right there, mate.I wish for this guy's chair.
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Granted; unfortunately, you are forced to incinerate it in order to escape a room. You monster.I wish my car's gas tank was always full.
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"What's in your wallet?"
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Granted; you can now sense the force of a train. This incredible sensation is known as "impact."I wish I didn't have acne.
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Arr.
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Alucard
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Granted; but one mauls the other and is taken away by animal control services.I wish for a better processor on my computer.
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Granted; we are now allowed to discuss leaked pictures. Begin discussion.I wish Battlefield 3 would finally add an option to leave the post-game lobby.
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Caramelldansen.>.>
