Akamai921
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Granted; however, Seinfeld loses all followers, and you become the only inhabitant of a dead boards.I wish BZP was about BIONICLE again.
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B2 Spirit
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Monday
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Granted. The young mints are seen in your company by a police officer, who believes you kidnapped them.I wish I had money for a car.
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Makuta
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Sonic the Hedgehog
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Granted; you now have a can made of peas.I wish for some thin mints.
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Granted; you receive an onion, garlic, and eggplant donut, with shredded salami sprinkles.I wish for a slice of salami. Preferably one that's edible and won't have a negative effect on my health.
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Low
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EPIC.
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Granted; all fried foot you eat now speaks French.I wish I could speak French (and English.)
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Cubicles
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Granted; you write the story, but it's burned by an anti-lemon cult, who then jail you for hate crimes.I wish for a pumpkin pie. Mmmmmm...
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Wasteland
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Granted; you are a paradox. However, your inability to be solved turns you into nothing.I wish for a pet pug.
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Owls on drugs
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Derp.
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Granted; all clocks are now stuck in blocks of ice. The clock market booms as people quickly work to build new ones.I wish I was better at glove lightshows.
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Flamboyant
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It might be because I've been here for as long as I have, but always lurked more than posted (as one can tell from my count...), but I feel like BZP has almost become more of a chore to check rather than an entertaining experience.This isn't dissing the site at all; it's an excellent forum, and one that I have always- and will always- love to death. I simply feel like it's not as fun anymore; that I only check in habitually, or out of a sense of necessity.Does anyone else feel this way? Is the board becoming less fun, or have I just been here for too long and need a refresher?
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Super Saiyan
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Granted; all bad things now happen outside of the universe, then make their way inside.I wish my ankles were healed (and no other parts of my body broke.)
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Onepu
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Granted; Tekulo is revived, but given cybernetic implants in order to survive. While these bring him superhuman abilities, he is forever at the mercy of being a machine; he must charge himself every few hours (even more if he is doing strenuous activity,) needs maintenance every week, and hardly has any sense of humanity left within himself.I wish Tekulo could find true love and happiness (with a human, you clever ducklings,) in his cybernetic state.
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Monkey's Paw(...Is what this topic should have been called.)
