Akamai921
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Granted; you now live an exciting life. Where does this excitement come from? Why, running from the zombies the last guy decided to make, of course!I wish to survive the apocalypse and become a post-apocalyptic hero.
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The Grinch
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DERP.
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Granted. However, one day while flying the spaceship, the core begins to shake. The reactors are at critical levels. What happens next is completely predictable: pandas wearing cowboy hats burst out of the wall panels and start viciously throwing watermelons at your crew.The horror of it all.I wish I had better upper body strength.
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Fox
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Granted; your name is now Brave.I wish my acne was gone and would stay gone.
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/b/
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Granted, but you are resurrected as a zombie and viciously attack everyone you think positively of.NINJA'D EDIT: Granted, but the thread becomes a rope that traps you for eternity.I wish I could run faster.
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Smaug
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Granted; you stumble across an invention that turns you into a human calculator, which leads to adventures all around the world, your skills allowing you to come across untold wealth and leading to the girl of your dreams! But in the end everyone becomes jealous of your mathematical abilities and hates you.I wish everyone didn't hate me.
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That's not true; in fact, I'd say you just gained two lives!
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Flute
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Granted; you are now being taught the world's most complex mathematical formula, one that seems to go against every logic in existence. Oh, and finals are next week, then the semester is over.Good luck.I wish I were better at math.
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Granted; but the corruption is lost to the space time continuum, corrupting this wish into a cheeseburger.I wish for a cheeseburger.
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Battlefield 3 and Dark Souls were my most recent. Love 'em both.
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Buster Blade
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Granted; but because all good happens, it ultimately leads to bad because everyone gets what they want.I wish I were better at Halo again.
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Pointy
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Golden Gates
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Granted; your dictionary falls off a shelf and kills you, just like every other wish corruption.I wish people would stop having their wish corruptions be killing.
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Stolen goods
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Defense
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Granted; it's now filled with incredibly intelligent men, all of whom are too busy discussing the density of the sun to be able to RP.I wish I had Spiderman's powers.
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Nightingale
