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Akamai921

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  1. Granted. Deadpool steals it.I wish I could meet Deadpool (and not have him kill me, cause me bodily/mental harm, put me in a coma, stuff my face full of meatloaf, or have me end up in an embarrassing situation most likely involving a fishing rod, two bears, and an XBOX.)
  2. Granted; but your power over fire goes to your head, and you become psychotic, setting everything on fire for no reason except that you want to.I wish I was fire-proof.
  3. Granted; you now have the ancient ability to make anything that's on fire bend up to a 90 degree angle.I wish for the perfect shampoo.
  4. Granted; you get a pie....to the face.I wish I was better at gloving lightshows.
  5. Granted; you know exactly what happened to it, but are powerless to retrieve it.I wish his sketchbook were in my possession.
  6. Granted; you are now the Emperor of a single man named Man. He follows you creepily, doing your bidding.I wish Tekulo and I could go on another adventure.
  7. Granted; you now have a flotation device. It's a special edition one, too; blood-scented, and shaped like a seal. Did I mention these are shark-infested waters?I wish we had a boat.
  8. Granted; you now have the truly amazing ability to go intangibly through clocks. Looks like you're never wearing a watch again.I wish the airplane would land already. It's getting cold up here.
  9. ...I don't think I'm allowed to post the immediate association on BZPower, so I'll just say:raccoons.
  10. Granted; everything bad now happens to everyone you know and love.I wish Tekulo would stop following me home.
  11. Granted; it's an animation of me, pounding vigorously against your screen, desperate to be let out. In a moment of goodwill, you attempt to help, shattering your computer monitor.NINJA'D EDIT: Granted; but you are never allowed to eat dinner again.I wish I was out of the computer.
  12. Granted; all plots are finished with satisfying endings, and BIONICLE and all related stories quickly become boring and are forgotten. BZPower is no more.I wish my interest in BZPower was thoroughly reinvigorated.
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