ALVIS

Cyclops pirate AIEEEEE!!!!!

Now, let's see: b z p n e s t a i f o r s a l e

That could be: Fred - no wait, no D...

Err, Ernest... Bazpifosal! That's it! I've cracked the code! Your name is Ernest Bazpifosal!

*looks back at complete gibberish of a surname* Hmm... this may be harder than I anticipated.

Spiffy drawing there, left-foot henchman. Oh! I know! Can I be stinger tail henchman?

Actually, Darth just replies: "I am your father," when Luke accuses him of killing the aforementioned daddy. In the official novelization of Ep. 5, however, Darth says, "No, Luke, I am your father."

EPIC DOUBLE MISQUOTE

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a bit silly to ask someone a question if they can't answer...

As for me, I can't reach you for some reason, so I send my messages via generous BZPers...

2 cups of eggs.

OK, that's too bad for you. I neither go to church nor have girls to try and be romantic with on Valentine's Day, so...

I was wary of that link, since I have been RickRolled before and know how annoying it is.

Hey, welcome back, Lhikevikk! All Of Reality (my epic, remember it?) is to Chapter 15. Check it out if you haven't already. Also, I have recently revamped the Battle of Roxtus into a short story that you may or may not like. Check that out, too.

I take it that no one here likes beets. I don't either, but my brother and father might prove more... difficult.

Obviously your muscles are not present on visible areas, so obviously they must be on that one spot on your back that you can never scratch or something like that.

Or they are on the beets.

BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS BEETS

Just trying to preserve the waves of three.

My plan to conquer BZP:

1. Go to the top. Hitch a ride to BZP headquarters on Taipu's bus.

2. Seal Hapori Tohu in a mask and shoot him off into space.

3. Condense all of BZP into a small metal thing called a computer.

4. Sell computer to Tren Krom to keep him company.

5. Destroy the hopes and dreams of a young orphan.

6. Um....

Skirmix: I have a big head, and little arms. I'm just not sure... how well this plan was thought out...

SHUT UP YOU STUPID ROCK STEED.

Skirmix: FLY AWAY! *flies away*

10 Reasons Strakk owns Gelu (read: rebuttal)

10: The Inika torso wins, yeah. But Gelu doesn't use it creatively at all. Even Gresh did better.

9: That's a cool job, though.

8: Traitors, cowards, backstabbers, and good businessmen all make great characters.

7: Robbers also make good characters.

6: Fero's tough to beat, it's true. But it's Gelu's job to fight him, not Strakk's, so cut him some slack.

5: Strakk's helmet looks like a cross between a demon, a skull, and the Abominable Snowman. Gelu's looks like a Mandalorian helmet that got a Snowflake Shield thrown at the back of it.

4: Retired soldiers can be brutal, mind you.

3: Gelu, however, looks like he's actually TRYING to make his body proportionate. Fail. Strakk revels in his "good looks".

2: Strakk had the best lines in that book, if not all of BIONICLE's later half.*

1: Gelu's sword is rubber. Strakk has a VERY. BIG. AXE. Therefore he WINS.

And the winning blow: Strakk's got a great accent. Gelu didn't even show up in the movie.

*As in,

Ackar: "It's all up to Gresh now."

Strakk: "Vy doesn't dat feel me with confeedince..."

Kiina: "You just better hope the bone hunters don't fill you with Thornax! "

Strakk: "And rrruin my good loox? They vuldn't darr!"

Gelu: "Could you save the pickpocketing till the battle is over?!"

Strakk: "By then all tha good loot vill bee gonn! Agori arr queeck, and they hav steecky feengers."

Gelu: "You're hopeless."

Strakk: "I know! Eet's my best qualiteeeeee."

Agreed, RatHasCome. I myself have never seen a Greg answer that I could possibly see anyone interpreting as rude... but seeing as Sarcon finds the Member Spotlight "unfair", he's hopeless.

Most likely not, Alyska. Mental protection exists to do what the name says, after all.

If you'll pardon a Noobish outbreak...

AWESOMESAUCE!!

Sheesh.... it felt good to let that immaturity out. Now, here are my honest thoughts:

Color- Nice, but I'd have preferred some sort of purple/pink.

Gender- Always nice to have more females.

Prefix- Sounds great, but I think there are too many pronouns that end in "e" pronounced like "ay".

Matoran abilities and storyline reference- Niiiiiiiiice.

Powers- What could I expect? Psionics is an awesome element- awesome powers.

Overall- I'm excited for them, hope they show up in story some time soon.