BIONIFIGHT ULTIMATE

[Infernum]

IC:

 

After buffering for several hours Infernum popped back into existence just in time to get hit by a flaming intestine. It looked and smelled like a hot dog, but it was really a Chro. He had just enough time to wipe the goop off his face, then he was hit by Laruka's magnetic blast.

 

Ouch.

 

Infernum then went through a rapid recovery and pulled out his blades, which he oddly hadn't used (or mentioned yet). He then charged at ShadowVezon.

[Chro]

Bionifight physics, man. Not even once.

At least six times

[ShadowVezon]

IC: ShadowVezon, HP: 999,923/20

ShadowVezon turned to Infernum, and threw the 12 (razor-tipped, of course) Spades at him. He also threw the other Joker he had. In the hopes that the onslaught of sharp cards had slowed Infernum down, ShadowVezon also pulled his Glock 17 back out of his sleeve, and fired several shots at Infernum. He also moved himself to place both himself and Shadowhawk to his front, so he wouldn't be sneak attacked again.

[Infernum]

IC:

 

Infernum: WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE SPADES?!

 

With three cards stuck in his face he dodges the joker, only to be hit by the bullets. Luckily they knock the cards out of his face. Infernum then throws several large fireballs at ShadowVezon!

[ShadowVezon]

IC: ShadowVezon, HP: 999,920/20

ShadowVezon was hit by the fireballs, and fired more bullets at Infernum.

OOC: Don't expect any more posts until tomorrow. It's late for me, even if it isn't for you lot. Time zones and all that.

[Trijhak]

IC: Pulse

 

Hit by razer-tipped hearts thrown by ShadowVezon, Pulse's head was sent flying off, but it regrew immediately because Bionifighter biology or something like that. Pulse then sent out a mirror-clone at Infernum and another at Chro in order to confuse and distract them, while the real version of him rushed towards Ehks.

[Infernum]

IC:

 

Infernum throws one more mega-sized fireball at ShadowVezon, then sees Pulse. He charges and actually uses his blades this time, slicing through the Pulse. It's just a clone! Infernum's force makes him trip, and sends him flying.

 

He gets up from his fall and starts to seek out the real Pulse.

[Ehksidian]

IC:

Suddenly Pulse.

"WHY ARE ALL OF YOU FLYING AT ME HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS"

I attempted to create a solid, spiky hardlight wall in front of the Pulse charging at me so he'd go splat like a bug on a windshield

but seriously these physics are just whack, man

[Chro]

IC

"People flying at you?"

Ehks receives +1 Flying People

[Trijhak]

IC: Pulse

 

Pulse, like always, end up splat on a bug on a windshield on the spiky hardlight wall, which was probably not a nice sight to behold. This also destroyed any other mirror-clones Pulse had. Immediately next to the remains of Pulse, Pulse fell out of the sky, head-first, as if he had somehow reappeared, but in the wrong place. His Plasma Cannon was back! In a not-so-wise move, he threw it at Ehks rather than firing it.

[Ehksidian]

IC:

The plasma cannon hit my face. So, as it fell off of my face, I grabbed it and then glanced at Pulse.

"You dun goof- OW"

And then Chro hit me again in his FLAMING PAINFUL PHOENIX GLORY. I tried to shoot him with Pulse's Plasma Cannon, the shot it at Pulse, too.

Then I chucked it into the shark ocean!

[Chro]

IC
Chro reactivated his FLAMING PAINFUL PHOENIX GLORY on Pulse.

[Samus Aran-Bounty Hunter]

IC: Zakaro (Because he can)

"Begin dramatic scene tone!"

Zakaro added an bioniPod playing some epic music to the people-saturated area, before firing off a few teacups, plates, and the tea itself.

Scalding, hot tea.

Tea-licious.

"And you said to keep my corny puns to myself. Hypocrite."

Zakaro

[Infernum]

IC:

 

Everyone seems to be attacking Pulse, so Infernum joins in on the fun. He throws a fireball, then charges, blade first, at Pulse.

[Ehksidian]

IC:

"AHH TEA OW HOT OW OW OW"

I was hit with a lot of tea, cups, and a Bionipod.

When did that exist?

I glared at all the people who were currently up here on my wall with me, and then shot a bunch of lasers at everyone by pinwheeling my arms around

"DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND TURN YOURSELF AROUND PEOPLE"

[Trijhak]

IC: Pulse

 

Pulse was hit by various attacks, including Plasma, a blade through the head, a fireball, a phoenix, and some lasers. He promptly fell over and died.

[Chro]

IC

Noticing Infernum's lack of being dead Chro flew at him at a high speed, attempting to barrage him with fireballs in addition to his own self as a projectile.

[(Daedalus)]

IC: Daedalus

 

The insanity continued. While Daedalus was focused on Ehks, Zakaro fired several objects at him. The spear impaled him from behind, and then some smoke enveloped him, blocking his view of the other random objects that pelted him (which, oddly, hurt more than the spear). Temporarily distracted by Zakaro's barrage, Daedalus didn't see the sharks flying through the air at him until one got impaled on the spear sticking through his gut. Another shark latched onto his left arm. Before any others could get a hold on him, Daedalus activated his short-range blast. All of the sharks (except the one latched onto his arm) went flying through the air, one conveniently heading in Ehks' direction. Daedalus then turned and pointed his shark-laden arm at Zakaro and fired a concentrated blast. The shark, taking Daedalus' arm with it, hurtled toward Zakaro at high speed.

[Ehksidian]

OOC:

oh god arm projectiles gloriosu

IC:

Suddenly a freaking SHARK.

My entire upper body was inside the shark now. So, I decided to do something logical.

Stab it until it died!

So I did. And ended up stabbing myself at the same time. The shark fell off into the shark ocean, and got nommed on.

I looked at Daedalus, and frowned at him. "Bad."

Then I made a hardlight shark out of thin air to attack him.

[Infernum]

IC:

 

Infernum sees Chro flying at him in a fire-y state, along with a few fireballs.

 

Fortunately Chro had forgotten that Infernum was able to control fire, so after diverting the fireballs with his toa powers, Infernum took control of the fire that was Chro and threw him into the wall. Painfully.

 

 

OoC:

 

Hey Chro, got my first MoTD!

[(Daedalus)]

IC: Daedalus

 

Hardlight shark. Or something. Woo. Daedalus turned to face the not-beast and swung his whip (which was still wrapped around a missile) at the shark's nose, since he'd heard sharks didn't like that. Of course, this one was made out of (I'm assuming) solidified light, so it might not actually do anything. Then again, this was Bionifight, so anything was possible.

[Chro]

IC

Chro stopped being fire and threw his shield at Infernum

[Ehksidian]

IC:

The shark did nothing but violently explode in Daedalus's face.

The missile exploded, too. I laughed at that.

[Chro]

IC

"Whoa look! Explosions!"

Chro threw some fire at Ehks and Daedalus to keep them awake. Because people commonly fall asleep in boredom after getting blown up.

[Ehksidian]

IC:

I ate the fire.

It went in my mouth and down my throat and then I was sad because my organs were too well-done to eat.

"Meanie."

So, I created a giant hardlight flyswatter, and tried to swat Chro out of the air.

[Infernum]

IC:

 

Infernum was hit with the shield. However, due to an inconspicuous lack of description about the size/painfulness of the shield it just bounced off.

 

He then uses his fire power to shoot fire out of his fists. He begins to fly, Azula-style. Once he is up in the air he begins chucking fireballs everywhere. Ehks and Chro are included in the everywhere.

[Ehksidian]

IC:

"Stop that!"

I brought up a boring old hardlight shield, and glared at Infernum. Then the shield turned into a giant Velociraptor, and flew towards him at ridiculous speeds. I waved at him.

"Dino wants to greet you."

[Voxumo]

Um.. Ringabel I did attempt to attack ehks

 

OOC: Hmm.... I am not sure what I honestly think of this gametype.. I mean call me crazy but I like having a goal in a gametype and yet this unbridled chaos has me all flustered... May be my need for order and preciseness or something else but... yeah

 

IC: Voxumo

 

Voxumo turned away from JL who he assumed likely or now had been at least partially cut in half. But now he jumped away from JL and attempted to swing the scythe of destiny in a vertical downward motion towards Ehks while shouting

 

,,¡ɥƃᴉu sᴉ puǝ ǝɥ┴,,

See?

 

OOC: Luroka, I don't see how you could've not gotten touched at all by the cactus or exploded into body parts by me teleporting into your body. I will not respond to your attacks until you either give me a good reason or edit. And by the way, I still find your magnetism overpowered.

Alright... Um not here to pick a fight but curiosity has me wondering just to clarify how exactly did you teleport inside luroka's body? Like did you teleport into one of his organs or teleporting in the sense that you would then occupy the same location within space and time thus likely damaging you both extremely badly or in a real world sense killing you both.. Just kinda of curious

[Ehksidian]

Um.. Ringabel I did attempt to attack ehks

 

OOC: Hmm.... I am not sure what I honestly think of this gametype.. I mean call me crazy but I like having a goal in a gametype and yet this unbridled chaos has me all flustered... May be my need for order and preciseness or something else but... yeah

 

IC: Voxumo

 

Voxumo turned away from JL who he assumed likely or now had been at least partially cut in half. But now he jumped away from JL and attempted to swing the scythe of destiny in a vertical downward motion towards Ehks while shouting

 

,,¡ɥƃᴉu sᴉ puǝ ǝɥ┴,,

See?

 

OOC: Luroka, I don't see how you could've not gotten touched at all by the cactus or exploded into body parts by me teleporting into your body. I will not respond to your attacks until you either give me a good reason or edit. And by the way, I still find your magnetism overpowered.

Alright... Um not here to pick a fight but curiosity has me wondering just to clarify how exactly did you teleport inside luroka's body? Like did you teleport into one of his organs or teleporting in the sense that you would then occupy the same location within space and time thus likely damaging you both extremely badly or in a real world sense killing you both.. Just kinda of curious

I did address that, I think, when I said "everything that hit me hit me and it hurt"

Because too much stuff to write individual responses to.

[Infernum]

IC:

 

Infernum: You know what killed the dinosaurs? A FIREBALL!

 

Infernum launches a fireball at the dino dramatically. And it hits the dino in a flsh of awesome-ossity.

 

However the dino believes that an ice age killed them all, so he's unharmed by the fireball.

 

Infernum: Aw, fossilized poop.

 

Infernum is knocked out of the sky by the angry dino.

[Voxumo]

IC:

Aaah things

Everything that went at me caused me to violently explode, sending kidneys and spleens and livers out in a huge radius. It kinda hurt.

Then I regrew, and proceeded to glare at Daedalus, who was the last person to hit me.

"I do not appreciate being whipped, son."

So the only logical thign to do...was to create a hardlight pillar to bring up some of the (possible) sharkwater at Daedalus!

"HAVE SOME SHARKS! MAYBE!"

The pillar rocketed towards him, sharks squirming on the end, ready to chomp on him...

and i was still stuck to a wall. did i mention that? and that Daedalus was floating?

Bionifight physics, man. Not even once.

Hmm.. Well technically the scythe wouldn't had made you explode more like cut in half.. but ok..

 

IC: Voxumo

 

Voxumo had proceeded to wipe off the bloody bits from his scythe. Such dirty fighters this lot was... always dirtying up his weapons with their bodily juices. However now as he looked down upon these fighters he felt sympathy for afterall who would want to deal with sharkwater? Calling upon the Blue orb of Not fire he absorbed all the various bits of water from the arena resulting in floundering sharks. However now he turned to the rest of the fighters and debated them.. Oh look there was chro.. wonder if he would enjoy some of this pent-up water.

 

With the force of a firehose he summoned a mighty geyser of water directly at Chro while shouting

,,¡lɐuosɹǝd ƃuᴉɥʇou sᴉ sᴉɥ┴,,

 

He shook his head roughly. He truly hated how the last subspace jump had truly messed up his speech patterns

[Chro]

IC:

 

Infernum was hit with the shield. However, due to an inconspicuous lack of description about the size/painfulness of the shield it just bounced off.

Well y'know, it's a razor-edged combat shield

 

IC

Chro threw Infy's fire back at him. "You know what?" Instead of simply repelling the blasts, he began shooting a stream of fire from his hands.

Conveniently, when Voxumo's water attack hit Chro, much of the water became steam. The fire keeping him in the air was put out, and he briefly pinwheeled in the sky before realizing that he wasn't flying.

Soooo as he started falling Chro tried frantically to regain altitude by throwing fire off in random directions. (And by random directions I mean at Voxumo.)

[Infernum]

IC:

 

Infernum was too busy swatting at the velociraptor to be hit by Chro's fire. Lucky it hit the velociraptor, which flew off to attack the source of the fire (Chro).

[Ehksidian]

IC:

I laughd as my velociraptor went to attack Chro.

[Chro]

Wait, hold on

 

So I was falling and I threw some fire at Voxumo

 

But you deflected it at a dinosaur

 

Which is now going to attack me

 

While I'm falling from the -

 

Okay you know what

 

 

IC

Chro landed with a WHUMP on a startled velociraptor. Recovering somewhat swiftly, he picked it up and hurled it at Infernum, followed by two or three flaming sharks and a couple of miscellaneous limbs.

[Voxumo]

IC: Voxumo

 

Voxumo snarled as the fire managed to hit him and it scorched the side of his face.. Great now he was burned..But none the less he focused on Chro again but instead this time he focused on his energy.. Slowly he crafted a giant hollow moth out of energy and using the orb he filled it with water.. Majestically the moth flew towards chro and proceeded to explode resulting in random confetti and water raining down on chro

 

OOC: Would like to point out chro that while water would become steam enough water actually puts out a fire.. kind of what i was going for

[Infernum]

Wait, hold on

 

So I was falling and I threw some fire at Voxumo

 

But you deflected it at a dinosaur

 

Which is now going to attack me

 

While I'm falling from the -

 

Okay you know what

 

 

IC

Chro landed with a WHUMP on a startled velociraptor. Recovering somewhat swiftly, he picked it up and hurled it at Infernum, followed by two or three flaming sharks and a couple of miscellaneous limbs.

OoC:

You hit the dinosaur, not me. .

 

That's Bionifight for ya'.

 

IC:

Oh, great, the dino's after me again, thought Infernum. This time it had backup though, 2 to 3 (let's just say 2.5) flaming sharks and a few limbs.

 

Infernum quickly fed the limbs to the sharks, and then fed the shark to the dino. However the sharks were on fire, so the dino caught fire. He was OK, since he has infinite health too.

[Ehksidian]

oh god chucking velociraptors

IC:

As soon as Chro went to chuck my Velociraptor, it promptly turned into a giant ball of spikes.

Which were currently about to go through his hands and face.

"HAH!"

[Chro]

Vox: You succeeded. After that, I created more fire.

Being hit by water doesn't make me unable to use fire, you know.

 

IC

The velociraptor that Chro had already thrown and Infy had already fed sharks and limbs to retroactively became a ball of spikes (though it was still somehow also a velociraptor at the same time), which would've damaged him significantly, except that it became distracted by Voxumo's EXCESSIVELY PRETTY WATER BALLOON MOTH and wandered off somewhere else. Chro sighed with relief as he once more (because time loops) slammed into the grounds. (Plural grounds?)

Edited April 16, 2014 by Chro

[Ehksidian]

IC:

I looked at Chro slamming into the shark water below.

"That's gotta hurt."

So, to add insult to injury, I slipped on my ring, and promplty rammed a giant hardlight spear through his spine, pinning him to a shark below him.

"Tadaa!"