Steal the Mask 3

[ShadowVezon]

I furiously rip yours off.

 

My Mask.

Edited November 13, 2016 by ShadowVezon

[Onaku]

Now now, ShadowVezon, that's not very polite. I return Miras' face to him, before proceeding to absorbing this body of yours and expunging your consciousness from it. This adds a little bit to my power, while running no risk of allowing you to gain control over me. Also it leaves me alone with the mask, which I offer to Miras.

 

Miras' mask.

[Zacian]

I kick Miras' face, grab the mask and run away as far as I can from ShadowVezon's army.

 

My mask.

Edited November 14, 2016 by Koala Kranan

[Onaku]

You run right into Acragus Kalraii ground troops. You are promptly blown to smithereens by a hail of blaster fire. The troops advance upon the mask's location and secure it. Uh oh...

 

The Conquest's mask.

[Makuta Miras]

The universe crunches into a singularity, therefore putting me right on top of the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

...Miras, you do realise how utterly moronic that move was, right? Did you forget about the part where my existence in this universe was actually weakening me? And you thought it was a good idea to restore my full power.  Well, if you insist.

 

With the universe reduced to a single point, the antithesis is changed beyond the point where it could harm me. My army then arrives in full force to fight the Acragus Kalraii should they survive the crunch, and I personally take the Mask from you.

 

My Mask.

[Makuta Miras]

I look at your army, and due to quantum physics they cease to exist.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I look at you, and due to quantum mechanics my army returns to existence and crushes you.

 

My Mask.

[Makuta Miras]

Before you crush me, I turn into a photon and run at a wall which has two gaps in. Due to quantum physics, I turn into two photons.

 

You squish one of the photons; the other one is still alive. I turn back into moi and take the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I blow up the wall with two gaps before squashing you again.

 

My Mask.

[Makuta Miras]

We're in a singularity; you can't squash me because I'm already infinitely squashed.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I destroy the singularity, taking you with it.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I hit you with a Kanoka Disk of Teleportation, sending you to the other side of the universe.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I teleport right back.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I see that you've returned. So I then hit you with a Kanoka Disk of Shrinking. This shrinks you down to the side of an ant. I then take you out by stepping on you.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

Your victory is shortlived however, as I begin growing in size until I dwarf you. I then sqush you under my bio-mechanical foot.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I dodge your foot and use another Kanoka Disk of shrinking to return you to your normal size. I then hit you with a Kanoka Disk of Freezing, encasing your body in ice. 

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I increase my surface temperature, melting the ice. I then increase your internal temperature, to melt your insides and disable you.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

... Let me just quickly block all of you from being able to change the very fabric of reality as you see fit... There. Now, how about I just PUNCH you, and take the mask, eh?

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I sing opera, which causes the ground beneath you to burst up and send you flying.

 

My Mask.

Edited November 15, 2016 by ShadowVezon

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I pick up a giant slab of rock and smash it on top of you.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

The sheer force of my opera singing shatters the rock, and sends you flying.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I run up to you and plant a small mine by your feet. As you attempt to sing at me as I run away, I send a three-elephant-sized moon hurtling into the ground and the force of the impact both cancels out your singing with the compression of the molecules in the air, but also roasts you. Sure, you may only get toasty, but your opera career is finished. 

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I run up next to you, rip the Mask out of your hands, and punch you in the face to knock you out. I use the power of SCIENCE(!) to make the Mask invisible to everyone but myself. Since I'm now the only one who can see it, no one can take it from me anymore.

 

My Mask.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I rip out your eyes and replace my own with them. I see the mask, and I make it visible to everyone once more. I kick you down in the grass and you scream with ain as I leave. 

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

How dare you take my eyes. I retaliate by ripping your brain out of your skull.

 

My Mask.

[Makuta Miras]

One does not simply steal the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

One does not simply spout an overused joke and expect everyone to bow to his whims.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

One does not expect to simply ask for the Mask to be given to him/her. But I ask anyways. And to me surprise, it is given to me. I thank the previous holder for their generosity and walk away with the prize.

 

My Mask.

[Zacian]

I throw multiple rocks at you and run away with the mask.

 

My mask.

[ShadowVezon]

You should have paid more attention to where the Mask came from, Kranan. Anyone who knows me would have easily guessed that it was a fake, which you discover all too late as it blows up in your face.

 

My Mask.

[Zacian]

*wipes dust off face*

 

I'm sorry, ShadowVezon but I'm afraid that the mask you're holding is also a fake and also blows up in your face. Now we're even.

 

Oh, no! That fikou spider is running away with the real Mask!

 

Fikou spider's mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Turns out the Fikou Spider is my pet. It then gives the Mask to me and we run off with it.

 

My Mask.

[Onaku]

A hoi turtle tackles the spider and beats it up while I take you out from afar with a sniper rifle. The hoi turtle then makes off with the mask. Hey!

 

Hoi turtle's mask.

[ShadowVezon]

The Lord of Skull Spiders emerges from the shadows (he really is a perfect helper, he even came with Shadow powers and everything) and devours the Hoi Turtle.

 

My Mask.

[Zacian]

Not the Hoi Turtle! :,s

 

I beat LoSS to death and throw his corpse at you.

 

My mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I command Skull Warriors to drag you away.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

I desummon LoSS before his body hits me, and resummon him completely restored.

 

My forces then appear from thin air around the Skull Warriors, easily annihilating them and taking the Mask from Kranan.

 

My Mask.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

Actually, I had the Mask after Kranan. You just took some random mask from him, which you can keep. I have no problem keeping the one we all seek.

 

My Mask.

[ShadowVezon]

You thought I hadn't realised that? If I were you right now, I'd double-check which mask you were holding.

 

You find that you are in fact holding the mask which you saw me take from Kranan, as the two had been switched while you were distracted laughing at my apparent stupidity.

 

My Mask.

Edited November 19, 2016 by ShadowVezon