McNugget Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I walk up in a Clever Disguise. Much more cleverer than the one on page one. My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 You kill Onaku for me. In thanks, I kill you. My mask and freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I walk up in an Even Clevererer DisguiseMy mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 (edited) I'm afraid it's not that simple, my dear GL. You see, even if I die, I come back, and since your soul still belongs to me, I still control you. And I always will. For the rest of eternity. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! I then make you kill Dragon 11603 for ninja-ing me. My mask, just as it should be. Edited March 22, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 (edited) The Power of 3/4 to 1000 posts slays you! My mask and Exo-Armored Toa Title Edited March 22, 2015 by Dragon11603 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 I tear you apart with my powers of awesome. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicMushroom Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 My MIND-BLOWING return to the forums is just that. Ouch. Oh, and my . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Good thing that the isn't the Mask we're after, isn't it? My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 How ever, it turns out that the was actually the mask in disguise. After you've discarded it, thinking it wasn't the real mask, while taking a fake mask you thought was the real one, I take the for myself and go away. My , which happens to be the actual mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 The black Pakari then becomes the Ignika again. This signals the end of an eternity. I show you the fine print at the bottom of our multiversal contract before socking you in the jaw, turning your jaw into a sock. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 I turn around to face you, and what you are met with is a horrible fusing of organic matter with a sock. You drop the mask out of horror, and I proceed to ripping the sock out of my face, which causes you to faint. I then put on a metal-jaw, which becomes imprinted into my physical identity from now on. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 The metal-jaw devours you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 False. The metal jaw is actually a portal to my very own pocket universe. I still have the metal jaw there, as it is my way back to the universe. Anyway, while in my pocket universe, I find a particularly interesting rock, which I then return with to the universe, and throw into your head. It's a special rock in that even when you revive, you'll still have that rock stuck in your head. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Instead of dying, I rip the mask out of your hands and place it on my face. It comes off with the latter and the rock, which I then clog your portal-jaw with. You are sent to Gobotron. My mask and logic-defying prowess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 Logic is not amused. You bleed out from your face and die a painful and slow death. Meanwhile, I fix my jaw and return. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I transfer my conscious to your jaw. I then eat you - really this time. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Except you forget the portal ability. And by that I mean there's a LITERAL PORTAL in the JAW. I detach myself from the jaw and go through the portal, escaping your wrath and taking the mask with me to a place you can't reach me. Why? Because I detonate the jaw with precautionary bombs I rigged it with earlier. No more portal for you. But I'm sure I can make it back... somehow... My mask, though. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 You accidentally teleported yourself to where an army of my clones is waiting for you. You're dead within seconds. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAHAAHAHAAHAAAAAHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- I dun rigged myself with explosives. Your clones detonate them by killing me. I return to the normal universe with the mask. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 ... right where I'm waiting for you. I blow your head off and run off. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 ...Only to be tripped by me. You were running so fast that you slam your head into the ground hard enough to completely shatter it, and splatter your brains inside the skull. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 My brains crawl inside your head and take control of your body. My mask and you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 It lasts only for a moment, how ever, as my own brain takes over the intruding brain matter and adds it to itself, allowing me to re-gain control over my own body. My mask and increased cerebral capacity. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The real me pops out from under a manhole cover and uses said manhole cover to crush you. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 I uncrush myself and throw the manhole cover right back at you at mach 5, cutting you apart and taking down a few buildings along the way, some of them crashing down on you. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The upper half of me flings the lower half at you, knocking you into a vat of acid. I then buy myself a prosthetic lower body cuz y not? My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 Well fat lot of luck that's gonna do you when you're CRUSHED UNDER SEVERAL BUILDINGS. I, how ever, happen to be immune to acid. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 My prosthetic lower body morphs into a rocket launcher which I then blow you to smithereens with, before breaking out from under the collapsed rubble. A fat lot of luck indeed. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Your luck is fat, therefor it is mocked at every korner, gets sad, and goes home, thus you die because you fall on pavement that collapses into a lava pit, My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowVezon Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I shove you into the lava pit. My Mask. Quote Banner by jed1ndy "Master of Shadows and Game-running Compliants, Ǝɹsɐʇz Ԁᴉɹɐʞɐ ᴉu qlɐɔʞ' No˙ 999, Vezon of the Twighlight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Greg decanonizes this entire page. Greg's mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 I decanonize Greg. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I run Onaku through with a stick of butter, then throw said bloody butter and Gukko Lord into a pan. I soon eat buttered Gukko/Pony. I take the mask from Onaku's body and toss his corpse into a fire. I walk away with the mask and hide it inside Bionicle Rap Battles. My own domain. My Mask Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 I tear down everything in search of the mask, until I inevitably find it, kick your sorry butt, and walk away triumphantly. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 (edited) I follow you back and use my amazing rapping to rip the mask away from you and decide to run inside RPG's, diving headfirst into The Asylum. My Mask. Edited March 23, 2015 by Kovika Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 I blow up the Asylum, and have a heavily armed search party scour the ruins for the mask, while under orders of killing everything on sight. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
user-402520536 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 I burst out of Kovika's tummy, Alien-style, alerting you to his presence. While you go to attack him, I slip away with the mask before detonating a dimensional flux where you are standing, throwing you into a completely different universe. My mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 Good thing I had dimensionally anchored the mask into myself. The mask is pulled into this alternate universe, and as you realize a little too late what has happened, the portal closes behind us. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Logic is slain for the 30284073rd time.Thus through a series of unlogical events I get the Mask My mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onaku Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 But as always, Logic comes back, and this time with fury. They tear the mask from your hands and choke you with the very web of illogic that you had woven in the first place. My mask. Quote BZPRPG Profiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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