Bionicle Would Never Say

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I despise Lewa and I'm going to help the Bohrok take over his mind again!'

 

The Lord of Skull Spiders

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"<something besides evil hissing>"

Vastus.

[JAG18]

"Four to one?  Didn't I teach you better than that?  It's only fair if it's four to one and you're part of the four!"

 

Tarix

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'But I don't want the element of water. I want the element of stone!'

 

Gresh

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'm gonna try something new this match!"

Berix.

[Wiriamu]

You know, stuff lying around on the ground obviously either belongs to someone who will be back for it or isn't worth bothering with-why should I want it if no one else does?

 

Surel

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Gelu is not my best friend."

Perditus.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I have no friends. Just opponents I defeat in the arena.'

 

Ackar

[Zacian]

Ackar: "MU inhabitants are all scum of Spherus Magna. They are taking this planet away from us. This planet. Our home! My fellow Glatorian and Agori, we must band together to eradicate these pests and defend our place in this world!"

 

Crowd: "Hail Ackar!"

 

(I don't mean to offend anyone. I apologize if i did)

 

Gali.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Sure, Tahu.  You and Kopaka go ahead and argue.  I'm fine with it."

Avak.

[Wiriamu]

Ackar: "MU inhabitants are all scum of Spherus Magna. They are taking this planet away from us. This planet. Our home! My fellow Glatorian and Agori, we must band together to eradicate these pests and defend our place in this world!"

 

Crowd: "Hail Ackar!"

 

(I don't mean to offend anyone. I apologize if i did)

 

Gali.

Hey, parroting a fascist dictator is definitely on the list of what Ackar would never say.

 

Avak: My inventions are pathetic! I should see if Nuparu is offering internships!

 

Element Lord of Sand

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I hate sand.'

 

Malum

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I respect my opponents."

Discount Deadpool Vezon.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Will someone please fuse me back into Vezok!'

 

Roodaka

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"You know, Makuta can stay locked up for all I care.  I also genuinely love Sidorak."

Rahaga Gaaki.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'That's right, Nokama. Give in to the Hordika side of yourself!'

 

Rahaga Pouks

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Guys, let's not have a loud and raucous party.  It'll wake the neighbors.  Plus, you guys could get drunk and make bad choices..."

Turaga Nuju.

Edited December 17, 2016 by capMARVELOUS

[Wiriamu]

I'm giving up bird speech because I love everyone and don't want any obstacles to our ability to communicate.

 

Keetongu

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"<something intelligent and able to be understood>"

Vamprah.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Not speaking is your fools only.'

 

Mutran

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Science is boring."

Reidak.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I wish to be respected like a Toa.'

 

Avak

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Inventing is boring.  I'll rely on my own abilities to fight."

Vezok.

[Wiriamu]

I'm glad Vezon's not part of me anymore.

 

The Golden Fusion

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Morality is essential.  It is important to know what is good and what is evil."

Tarduk.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'The Valley of the Maze sounds dangerous. I'm not going in there.'

 

Gelu

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Being a Glatorian is fun!"

Ekimu.

[Wiriamu]

While the Toa seek the Labyrinth of Control, I shall find the Forbidden Mask and take my rightful place among the gods!

 

Devastator

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I actually don't have many powers."

Here's one I don't think we've done yet... Greg Farshtey.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I don't like Bionicle.'

 

Tahu Mata

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Sure, Kopaka.  Let's not argue."

Speaking of which... Kopaka Mata.

[Wiriamu]

Party at Ta-Wahi beach!

 

Onepu

Edited December 21, 2016 by Wiriamu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Who here has a Facebook account?'

 

Onewa

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Everything's going to be OK!"

Whenua.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'The past is boring. I don't need to know about it.'

 

Nokama

[Wiriamu]

I'm sick of picking Chroniclers/future Toa!

 

Kojol

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm a failure when it comes to leading armies.'

 

Krika

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Gali, you're stupid."

Gorast.

[Wiriamu]

Icarax, I love you.

 

Telluris

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I hate giant machines.'

 

Umarak