Bionicle Would Never Say

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Hunting creatures for Makuta is boring."

Spiriah.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Vezon is my best friend!'

 

Carapar

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"<maths>"

Mantax.

[Wiriamu]

All right my fellow Barraki, time for those trust exercises.

 

Heremus

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'm going to destroy stuff instead of creating stuff."

Raanu.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Now it's time to start my plot to take over the world!'

 

Gelu

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Being a Glatorian is great!"

Gresh.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Time to cheat to win this fight.'

 

Kiina

[Wiriamu]

I love Bara Magna, and I can't wait to be exiled to the wastes when I become decrepit.

 

Marendar

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I must keep the remaining Toa alive.'

 

Tuma

[Wiriamu]

I should approach the other tribes about joining forces against the Baterra.

 

The Baterra.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I see that you are harmed with weapons. I will not do anything to you because of that.'

 

Gali

[Wiriamu]

Tahu, come help me. I can't do anything because my Element is weak and girly!

 

A Shadow Realm Okotan.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I wish it wasn't so dark here.'

 

Takanuva

[Toru Nui]

"I can't see, it's too bright!"

 

Vamprah

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Wait, I can talk?'

 

Chirox

[Ghidora131]

"I feel like Vamprah's depiction of Nosferatu is getting on my nerves."

 

Tanma

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I really want the Makuta to turn us all into Shadow Matoran. We would all look cooler then.'

 

Turaga Nokama.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Sure, let's compromise."

Kirop.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I hope all the Toa become Toa of Shadows.'

 

Galva

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I appreciate you changing me back into an Av-Matoran.  Now I can fulfill my dreams of being a famous tap-dancer!"

Karda Nui Takanuva.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I don't want to save the Shadow Matoran. They're weird.'

 

Avak

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"You can tell me what to do any time."

Thok.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I love my fellow Piraka!' 

 

Vezok

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"<something tactically genius>"

Zaktan.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Why would I want the Mask of Life? It sounds like a boring mask to find.'

 

Hakann

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"You all are so much better than me."

Reidak.

[TERIDAX941]

"Stuck in a cell? I'll just wait quietly til someone finds the key."

 

Kapura.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm going to move fast by moving fast.'

 

Ekimu

[TERIDAX941]

"I'll never make masks as good as Makuta's..."

 

Mutran.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'When it comes to making Rahi, I am the worst.'

 

Icarax

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"No, I don't want to take over the Brotherhood.  I'd rather tap-dance."

Takadox.

[TERIDAX941]

"Here Carapar, you sit and rest, I'll do the dirty work for you."

 

Mavrah

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Science is boring.  I'll take up tap-dancing instead."

Kopaka G2.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I slipped.'

 

Gen 2 Onua.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'm not sleepy."

Tahu G2.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm not the leader of the Toa. You are, Kopaka.'

 

Gen 2 Pohatu

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Scorpions are my favorite."

Kulta.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I hate grinding skulls, It's so gross.'

 

Skull Basher

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"If you're happy and you know it, clap your axe..."

Skull Slicer.