Bionicle Would Never Say

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Zemya.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I don't like trading. It's so stressful.'

 

Whenua

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Let's look to the future to figure out this problem!"

Matau.

[Wiriamu]

I would never hit on Nokama

 

Nuju

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Matoro died, so he failed as a Toa.'

 

Onewa

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I like everyone!"

Varian.

[Wiriamu]

Being the Shadowed One's captive is kind of nice.

 

The Recorder

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I refuse to record anything ever again.'

 

The Shadowed One

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"My enemies can slander my honor all they want."

Ancient.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'The Order of Mata Nui is so uncool. I'm going to be a real Dark Hunter!'

 

Vezok

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'm totally cool, inside and out."

Airwatcher.

[Wiriamu]

Why my dear invader, I am so sorry about trying to web you up and then strike you with my acid spray-how uncouth of me.

 

Poison

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I love Matoran. They're so cute.'

 

Minion

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I can't tell if Makuta are around!"

Sentrakh.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Time to lead a rebellion against The Shadowed One!'

 

Charger

[JAG18]

"Hmm, let's stop for a second and think this through."

 

Devastator

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm the weakest being in the universe.'

 

Vanisher

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'll submit to the Shadowed One's will, no problem!"

Triglax.

[Wiriamu]

Keeping back payment for my own personal gain? Why would I do that?

 

Tyrant

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'The Shadowed One is a really cool dude. I'll forgive him for ordering other Dark Hunters to leave me to the Toa.'

 

Ancient

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'm totally not a double agent!"

Primal.

[JAG18]

"My torso is totally facing the right way."

 

Mimic

[Wiriamu]

I could care less about finding my friend-I love working for the Dark Hunters.

 

Vengeance

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I would like to thank Teridax one day for killing Lhikan.'

 

Gatherer

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"You can keep your armor, man.  I'm going to take a nap."

Spinner.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I love Toa.'

 

Silence

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"MAKE SUM NOISE"

Shadow Stealer.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Forget taking the long way, I'm using my powers to get to Odina now!'

 

Ravager

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'd like you to stay alive."

Guardian.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I have no problem with beings betraying the Dark Hunters.'

 

Subterranean

[Wiriamu]

That chemical spill was the best thing that ever happened to me.

 

Firedracax

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"The Visorak are awesome!"

Charger.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I love Rahi. They are incredible!'

 

Phantom

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

"Who am I again? Let me look at the script..."

 

Branar

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I hate my name.'

 

Tuma

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I don't really want to conquer stuff."

Raanu.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Lets go live with the Skrall. They will make good overlords for us.'

 

Tarduk

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Treasure hunting is boring."

Atakus.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

"What's that velika? That trade deal with Tuma was the worst yet and I should have lsitened to you?!? Well screw you, I don't need your advice, I don't need your power, in-fact I don't need you! We're done!"

 

 

"...Hey Velika, I'm kind-of in a rut. ...could you maybe help me out one last time, for old-time's sake?"

 

 

Metus

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

"SSSSSSSSSSS!"

 

Ackar.