Bionicle Would Never Say

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"Find the truth, no matter... Wait, there's not supposed to be time travel in Bionicle. Never mind." *disappears in puff of smoke*

 

 

Vakama

Edited August 5, 2017 by Sergei Rahkmaninoff

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Of course I'm ready to be a hero!  I don't doubt myself at all!"

Tamaru.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

"Time to burn the jungle to the ground."

 

Jaller

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'mma be reckless."

Kongu.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"Good thing Nuparu got the Kadin, I'm scared of flying!"

 

 

Nuparu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Inventing stuff is boring.'

 

Matoro

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I can't understand what Turaga Nuju's saying."

Lesovikk.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I'm so happy my comrades are dead! Now I can travel the universe in peace."

 

Sarda

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"You're doing me a frighten."

A Bohrok.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Leave everyone a mess. It must be messy.'

 

A Nui-Rama.

[JAG18]

"I'm scared of heights."

 

Jovan

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Physical weaponry is the bomb-diggity."

Bingzak.

[JAG18]

"I have the best name of any Bionicle character ever!"

 

Whenua

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"The answers are in the future."

Nuju.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"The answers are in the past."

 

 

Vakama

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'Forget Mata Nui. I'm siding with Makuta!'

 

Matau

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'm not handsome."

Kualus.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I hate birds.'

 

Norik

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Talking is the way to lead."

Iruini.

[Sergei Rahkmaninoff]

"Eh, maybe we should just let the Brotherhood keep the Avohkii."

 

 

A Kahgarak

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'm not gonna open the Zone of Darkness."

Kirbold.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I don't care who takes what I get from the mines.'

 

Crotesius

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I don't wanna be the leader of Vulcanus.  I'd rather tap-dance instead."

Perditus.

[JAG18]

" I do my duty and I do it the best that I can, which is not very well.  That doesn't mean I don't enjoy it though."

 

Raanu

[Toa Smoke Monster]

"Malum is a great Glatorian for our village!"

 

Gelu

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"Caravan guarding is useless."

Orde.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'I thought Makuta did a good job running the universe.'

 

Umarak

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'm totally not a one-dimensional villain!"

Makani.

[TERIDAX941]

-I hate music!

 

Ancient

[Toa Smoke Monster]

'You think I'm pretending to be a Dark Hunter, but I'm actually double crossing the Order of Mata Nui.'

 

Vezok

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'm totally mentally stable after being separated from Vezon."

Pahnrahk.

[TERIDAX941]

Do you mean "Panrahk"?

 

If so:

"I hate explosions... also I love being able to talk!"

 

Macku

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I don't love Hewkii!"

Hewkii.

[Podu]

"For the last time, Macku! I'd rather drown than to take your swimming lessons!"

 

 

 

Hahli, right after she became Toa Inika 

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I'm totally not nervous about my new powers!"

Kongu.

[Podu]

"After that Skakdi fusion thing... I officially announce that Lewa and I are mind-controlled brothers!"

 

Gali, when she received her adaptive armor

[ToaTImeLord]

"Wow, I look so female no one would mistake me as male."

 

 

Tahu when he feels the power.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"I can't feel the powaaaaaaaaaah!"

Mata Nui himself.

[Podu]

"I'm the immortal Great Spirit, protector of Spherus Magna, sworn enemy of the Brotherhood."

 

Orde, to the Zyglaks he was sent to tame

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

"You Zyglak don't suck."

Varian.