Petewa Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Y'know, I hate how everyone assumes that because I'm a Po-matoran, I'm also a carver, I'm not, I'm a Kohlii player, I suck at carving...I just suck less at Kohlii, Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrie Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 I seem to remember you saying something about being a carver. Or that might have been Kovika, I forget. Quote bZpOwEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Yes. It was Kovika being racist. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrie Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 The three of them were awoken early the next morning by the muffled screams of Kovika. “Didn’t think she’d freak out that much,” remarked Dane. She looked around at the nearby cucumbers. “Wait, where is she?”“Look, the hole that I carved into the cucumber is gone! I’d also like to point out that I’m not a carver but a Kolhii player, but whatever.” Kovika screamed again. But the sound was still coming from inside one of the the cucumber.“Oh my Matametruvoyamahrikarda Nui, it ate her!” exclaimed Irrie. “You have defaced the perfect form of a cucumber by stuffing a goose into it,” said a voice from behind them. They turned around and saw a being that was half Toa, half cucumber. “Who...what are you?” said Petewa. “I am Dragon11603. I speak for the cucumbers, for I am their messenger and their mouth. Last night, I witnessed you deforming one of my people and placing a goose inside of it, as I can see everywhere that there is a cucumber. You shall pay dearly for your crimes.” “Look mister Dragon-”“That’s Dragon11603 to you.”“Oh...well sir, we didn’t mean to deface your holy cucumber lineage,” said Dane. “We just wanted to have some fun with one of our friends...that’s a goose.”“Well you shall never have your friend back again, for it was consumed by the cucumber!”Irrie squealed with happiness and jumped into the air. “And now that you have no goose to protect you,” said Dragon11603, “my cucumber legions shall attack you! Brothers, destroy these heretics!” Then, all of the cucumbers started slowly moving toward Irrie, Dane, and Petewa. At a speed equivalent to a snail’s standard of slow. “Can’t we just outrun them?” asked Petewa. “Well...um...that was considered by the design team...but uh...NO MATTER! I shall destroy you by myself!” roared Dragon11603 as he summoned his inner elemental cucumber energies. “Lolwut? Cucumber isn’t an element!” said Dane. “Neither is vacuum or acid, but they still got a Bohrok!” replied Dragon11603 as he went full super cucumber, huge amounts of energy radiating out from his green skin. “I AM BECOME DEATH!” he bellowed as he fired a blast of cucumber energies at them. Petewa summoned a wall of stone and blocked the incoming attack. Irrie created a tunnel below her feet and disappeared below it, the entrance sealing off after her. Dane flew into the sky using ‘dem sweggy wings and shot bolts of plants (I guess that’s sort of possible) at Dragon11603. He spawned a cucumber sword and blocked the plant blasts and then shot another blast of elemental cucumbers at her. Petewa warped the rock wall into a spherical boulder and kicked it. The rock flew through the air and struck the cucumber Toa on the head. He roared with fury and was about to spring at Petewa, but Irrie’s hand emerged from under the ground and grabbed his ankle, causing him to fall down as he tried to run. Irrie then emerged completely from the ground and created a fist made from soil. She struck Dragon11603 with it, but he was too fast. He shot cucumbers from his fingertips, which blasted her several yards back. “Dane!” called Petewa. “U wot m8?” “You’re a Toa of plantlife, right?”“Yep. And cake. And lemons. And goo. Spaaaaaaace! Is it infinite? What’s beyond space? I dunno, goo probably. Lots and lots of goo. But what’s beyond the goo? This is making my head hurt. #What’sBeyondTheGoo? We need a goo Edward Snowden.”“Use your powers to control the cucumbers!”“She can’t do that,” said Dragon11603. “Cucumbers aren’t plants, but they are parts of plants, not plants themselves. Oh sorry, I didn’t see you with all this Friday night business flying around. And inevitable death. #What’sBeyondTheGoo?” It was at that moment that a beam of light shot from a random direction and blasted into Dragon11603. In a slow-motion scene filled with choir music, he dramatically fell to the ground. The beam of light then transformed into a the familiar figure of Umbra.“DuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuGregFarshteywashereuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, why are you all fightin’?”“Oh hey Umbra,” said Irrie as she walked back to where the group was. “Heeey, you’re a girl now?”“Yep.”“That’s pretty radcore, yah know. If I wasn’t just a robot designed to protect a golden floating piece of plastic that can manipulate organic compounds in ways that defy many rudimentary laws of physics, I’d love to become a girl too.” “You can if you just believe…”At that moment, Dragon11603 returned to his feet. “I am...become death...a Tommy Nitro’s Karate Adventure...hrmrmrmrmrmrrmr…”“Dragon, I believe that it’s time you sat in the corner and thought about your actions,” said Dane. Dragon, with his head hanging low, walked to one of the cucumbers and sat down.“As I was saying,” continued Irrie, “Petewa has a power that lets her feminize anything with eye beams. But they also become a goose.” “Well what if you close one eye?” asked Umbra. “That might work,” said Petewa. She closed her left eye and fired out of her right at a nearby cucumber. When it hit, it transformed into a goose. “Maybe that means that my right makes things into geese, and my left turns stuff female.” “We’ve unlocked the secrets of the universe, oh meh Matametruvoyamahrikarda Nui!”Dragon11603 got back to his feet. “Well, you’ve defeated me in battle. My lineage has been disgraced, and my cucumber ancestors will surely torment me in my sleep if I remain here any longer.”“You could come with us,” said Dane. “Dane, are you aware of the fact that he just tried to kill us?”“Partially. But we need a replacement for Kovika.”“Speaking of, where is that Ko-Goose?”“I can answer that question,” said Dragon. “She was absorbed into the cucumber that you put her inside of. She is now one with the cucumber master race.” “Sounds painful.”“It is, but only moderately. Kind of like when you have a bruise and it feels sore, but not too bad.”At that moment, Umbra, being late for work just like Gadunka, zipped away in his light beam form. After some discussion not worthy of recording, the four of them walked toward the forest of explosive kumquats. “You know what I don’t get?” asked Dane.“What’s that?” said Dragon. “Kumquats are native to regions around modern-day Malaysia, however this is Cucumberland.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Maybe it has a similar climate?”“I suppose so.”“Alright, let’s stop with the CTRL+V action.”“I suppose so.” Quote bZpOwEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 DIE!!! YOU RACIST GOOSE OF ICE!!! DIE ALREADY!!! Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovika: Visorak Lord Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Someone help me. I don't want to be a goose, or a female, or a cucumber. If not helping me then get one of my other selves to help me. Quote "In this new- Wait, why am I being quoted?!"-Kovika, Toa of Ice, Bread Enthusiast, and Ko-Metru Scholar. [flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrie Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 If not helping me then get one of my other selves to help me.- Sentence of the year, 2015. Quote bZpOwEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Someone help me. I don't want to be a goose, or a female, or a cucumber. If not helping me then get one of my other selves to help me.They won't know you're gone until they join you as female goose cucumbers. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrie Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 I've got a really good idea for the next chapter.And don't worry Kovika, it involves your other selves. Hopefully it'll turn out in your favor. ...hopefully... Quote bZpOwEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane-gerous Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 You know, explosive lemons work better than plant bolts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) Y'know, halve way through reading it, I was thinking, "Cucumbers are plants," and then I read the part where I said that Edited May 19, 2015 by D5 Petewa Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) You know, I'm a Toa Of air, That Half Cucumber part is just a Costume that Allows Me to tap into my inner Cucumber elemental powers.Cuz everyone has inner elemental Cucumber powers... Just in order to tap into it you need to wear a Cucumber Costume. “Lolwut? Cucumber isn’t an element!” said Dane.“Neither is vacuum or acid, but they still got a Bohrok!” replied Dragon11603 as he went full super cucumber, huge amounts of energy radiating out from his green skin. That argument sounds just like me not wanting to be wrong, An Last but not least, Wheres the (totally)Relevant Gif? Edited May 6, 2015 by Dragon11603 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 You know, I'm a Toa Of air, That Half Cucumber part is just a Costume that Allows Me to tap into my inner Cucumber elemental powers.Cuz everyone has inner elemental Cucumber powers... Just in order to tap into it you need to wear a Cucumber Costume. “Lolwut? Cucumber isn’t an element!” said Dane.“Neither is vacuum or acid, but they still got a Bohrok!” replied Dragon11603 as he went full super cucumber, huge amounts of energy radiating out from his green skin. That argument sounds just like me not wanting to be wrong, An Last but not least, Wheres the (totally)Relevant Gif? Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 There it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrie Posted May 6, 2015 Author Share Posted May 6, 2015 Eh sorry, the gif department has been slacking off. Thanks Petewa! Quote bZpOwEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 NP, such is the way of the Petewa. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 NP, such is the way of the Petewa.I Thought Near invisible Text was the way of the Petewa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 NP, such is the way of the Petewa.I Thought Near invisible Text was the way of the Petewa. Everything I do is the way of the Petewa, just like everything Vakama says is the way of the BIONICLE. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 NP, such is the way of the Petewa.I Thought Near invisible Text was the way of the Petewa. Everything I do is the way of the Petewa, just like everything Vakama says is the way of the BIONICLE. Seems Legit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 NP, such is the way of the Petewa.I Thought Near invisible Text was the way of the Petewa. Everything I do is the way of the Petewa, just like everything Vakama says is the way of the BIONICLE. Seems Legit. It is. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 NP, such is the way of the Petewa.I Thought Near invisible Text was the way of the Petewa. Everything I do is the way of the Petewa, just like everything Vakama says is the way of the BIONICLE. Seems Legit. It is. Alright, we've gotten a Bit Off topic, time to Stop unless we are discussing The Comedy itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 NP, such is the way of the Petewa.I Thought Near invisible Text was the way of the Petewa. Everything I do is the way of the Petewa, just like everything Vakama says is the way of the BIONICLE. Seems Legit. It is. Alright, we've gotten a Bit Off topic, time to Stop unless we are discussing The Comedy itself. I am in the comedy. Discussing myself is on topic. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrie Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 Don't worry guys, I'm not going to go full Ghiddy on you. Speaking of, it's high time that he added Dragon to the PM. Quote bZpOwEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane-gerous Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 rip dane 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Irrie.. its been nearly a month since the last chapter... come up with a new Chapter... OR I WILL CONSUME YOUR GHOST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 rip dane 2015Rip...although you're not dead. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 rip dane 2015Rip...although you're not dead. Or is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 rip dane 2015Rip...although you're not dead. Or is he? He isn't...probably. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane-gerous Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Most likely in the story I will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 No you won't.I won't let you die on me!!!And then there's the fact that KF Girls takes place after this, and you're alive there. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNugget Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 No you won't.I won't let you die on me!!!And then there's the fact that KF Girls takes place after this, and you're alive there.Or is He? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 He is, although every character in that comic was female aside from D3 and Kovika. No you won't.I won't let you die on me!!!And then there's the fact that KF Girls takes place after this, and you're alive there. Or is He? No you won't.I won't let you die on me!!!And then there's the fact that KF Girls takes place after this, and you're alive there. Or is He? No you won't.I won't let you die on me!!!And then there's the fact that KF Girls takes place after this, and you're alive there. Or is He? No you won't.I won't let you die on me!!!And then there's the fact that KF Girls takes place after this, and you're alive there. Or is He? Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irrie Posted June 13, 2015 Author Share Posted June 13, 2015 No you won't.I won't let you die on me!!!And then there's the fact that KF Girls takes place after this, and you're alive there.Shhhhh... Later. 1 Quote bZpOwEr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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