Beat Up the Toa

[ToaTImeLord]

I through a land mine at you before I blow up.

 

Got you when you got me.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I shove you in an incinerator, before you can throw anything at me.

 

Got 'em! 

[ToaTImeLord]

I kill you with my phone's stupid auto correct.

 

Got him

[Naota Takizawa]

I kill you with your own stupidity.

 

I got him.

[ToaTImeLord]

I kill you with a Disney movie.

Don't ask me how but it works.

 

Got you

[Naota Takizawa]

I make you sit through a 5 hour math class. You die in 25 minutes.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I make you fail your math final.

 

Got 'em!

[ToaTImeLord]

I make you build with mega blocks

(also known as knock off legos)

You die from the cheapness.

 

Got him

[Naota Takizawa]

I throw rubber balls at your eyes until you are blind.

 

I got him.

[ToaTImeLord]

I poke you eyes out the old fashion way.

With a pointy stick.

 

Got him

[Naota Takizawa]

I knock you down with a gold shopping cart.

 

I got him.

[ToaTImeLord]

I knock you down with a gold Walmart store.

 

Got him.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I run over with a semi truck.

 

I got him.

[ToaTImeLord]

I run you over with an exo toa.

 

Got him

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I erase the sun from existence and you all freeze.

 

Got 'em!

[ToaTImeLord]

Ice rahksh. Freezing is my thing.

I freeze you in a freezer on the north pole of a frozen planet.

 

Got him.

[Naota Takizawa]

Ice Rahkshi don't exist, but rahkshi of fear do. I transform into one and scare you into falling off a cliff.

 

I got him.

[ToaTImeLord]

First of all I know ice rahkshi are not traditional breed of rahkshi. I created the ice rahkshi because it's cool. Your apology kills you.

 

Got him

[Naota Takizawa]

I ain't apologizing to you. I transform into a Guurahk and make you crumble to dust.

 

I got him. 

[ToaTImeLord]

I pour hot sauce in your eyes.

 

Got him

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I fill your lungs with hot sauce. You then have a spicy death.

 

I got him.

[Naota Takizawa]

I roast you in hot sauce.

 

I got him.

[FrozenFlash]

I dump hot coffee on your head.

 

Got 'em!

[ToaTImeLord]

Death by clarinet.

 

Got'em

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I cause your death by slamming your face into an anvil.

 

I got him.

[ToaTImeLord]

I make you listen to SEPTEMBER for all of time.

 

 

Got him

Edited February 6, 2016 by ToaTimeLord

[FrozenFlash]

It's Friday! Friday!

 

Got 'em!

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I strike back by making you listen to all One Direction songs non-stop. It drives you mad.

 

I got'em.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I create a sound so loud, you go deaf.

 

Got 'em!

[ToaTImeLord]

I point a laser in your eyes tell you go byline.

 

Got him

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I point a laser at your face and my pack of cats maul it.

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I make you hang out with DJ Khaled. His extravagant lifestyle is too much for you to handle.

 

I got him.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I make you hang out with the Joker. He drives you mad.

 

I got him.

[Naota Takizawa]

I trap you in a burning build. The smoke fills your lungs and kills you before your body is charred beyond recognition.

 

I got him in a way that would make Makuta proud.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I convince Makuta to be disappointed in you. He then proceeds to blast you with a shadow bolt.

 

I got him.

[Naota Takizawa]

I convince Helryx that you are a threat to the Order of Mata Nui. You are promptly assassinate by Krakua.

 

I got him.

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I blast your ears with Krakua's Sonic Vibration Sword.

 

Got 'em!

[FrozenFlash]

I throw a Shrinking Kanoka at you and I flick you away.

 

Got 'em!

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I use my Mask of Growth to return to normal size and I kick you in your shins.

 

Got 'em!

[Naota Takizawa]

I'm a Matoran from Metru Nui and I use a reconstitution kanoka to mutate you into a pile of limbs & organs.

 

I got him.