Beat Up the Toa

ToaTImeLord · February 22, 2016

See this sword have a closer look.

(stabs you in the face)

Close enough for you?

Got him.

Toa Smoke Monster · February 22, 2016

I drop a couch on you.

I got him. B-)

Naota Takizawa · February 23, 2016

I drop you on a couch.

I got him a comfortable seat.

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 23, 2016

I drop a train on you.

Got 'em!

Naota Takizawa · February 23, 2016

I drop you in front of a train.

I got him.

ToaTImeLord · February 23, 2016

I drive the train into your face.

Got him

Toa Smoke Monster · February 23, 2016

I cause the train to be late. But not before it runs you over.

I got him. B-)

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 23, 2016

I make you sit on top of a pole for eternity.

Got 'em!

ToaTImeLord · February 23, 2016

I toss you people in a black hole.

I'm not affected by it because I am a being beyond the rules of this universe's form of reality.

Naota Takizawa · February 24, 2016

If you can godmod, so can I. I throw you into your own black hole & it affects you.

Got him.

ToaTImeLord · February 24, 2016

I'm not becoming god like. I just can't be affected by this universe's laws of physics. I seem like a God to you but when I enter my realm of reality I'm like you.

So after you apologizes for your quick actuation. I promptly blast your face and legs off with this machine gun.

Got him.

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 24, 2016

But, you're still a god to US. We are technically the important ones here. If you're godmodding to us, you are godmodding.

I suplex you out of our plane of existence into one of your own reality's black holes.

Got 'em!

Naota Takizawa · February 24, 2016

I give you a present.

(I got him a Rose.)

ToaTImeLord · February 24, 2016

But, you're still a god to US. We are technically the important ones here. If you're godmodding to us, you are godmodding.

I suplex you out of our plane of existence into one of your own reality's black holes.

Got 'em!

Well I know have the power to live normally in this plane of reality.

(I'm like you guys now)

I burn you alive.

Got him

Toa Smoke Monster · February 24, 2016

I take you out with a Snickers Bar to the neck.

I got him. B-)

ToaTImeLord · February 24, 2016

Thanks I needed a Snickers Bar.

(eats the candy)

Now I have the energy to destroy you all.

(breaks out the nuclear missiles)

Got you all!!!!

Makuta Miras · February 24, 2016

You die from a heart attack caused by high cholesterol as a result of eating too much chocolate.

gOt YoU

Naota Takizawa · February 24, 2016

I chose the wrong sidle, but I have the right weapon. I shut you & your army with an EMP before cutting your suit open & punching your face in.

I got him.

ToaTImeLord · February 25, 2016

It is time for drastic measures.

I didn't want to do this but you left me with no choice.

I put you all in a room full of 20 people who have never played the clarinet. Your ears bleed and you beg for death.

There's a reason it's nicknamed the devil horn.

Got you all the worst way possible.

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 25, 2016

I clap my fists together at such a high speed that the force of the impact makes the air explode around you.

Got 'em!

ToaTImeLord · February 25, 2016

I don't need air but you do.

I turn the room into a vacuum.

You die from the lack of air.

Got you.

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 25, 2016

I BREATHE VACUUM.

I send you to hurtling uncontrollably into the sun.

Got 'em!

Naota Takizawa · February 25, 2016

I'm a Lehvak-Kal & I blast you into Spherus Magna's orbit.

Toa Smoke Monster · February 25, 2016

I'm a simple Glatorian, but that doesn't mean I can't throw you into an active volcano. So I do that.

I got him. B-)

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 25, 2016

I AM THE VOLCANO, and I consume you.

Got 'em!

Naota Takizawa · February 25, 2016

I reduce you to a dormant volcano.

I got him.

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 26, 2016

I crumble into the earth for an unspecified reason, taking you with me.

Got 'em!

Naota Takizawa · February 26, 2016

I'm a toa & I use a Calix to boost my physical fitness, then I beat you up.

I got him.

Toa Smoke Monster · February 26, 2016

I'm a Toa as well, and I don an Exo-Toa suit to beat you up even more.

I got him. B-)

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 26, 2016

I use my voltokinesis once more to electrocute your Exo-Toa's circuits. I then crack your skull open with a hefty kick.

Got 'em!

I'm a toa & I use a Calix to boost my physical fitness, then I beat you up.

I got him.

It was on that day that Toa Khaled destroyed a volcano with his bare hands.

Naota Takizawa · February 27, 2016

I eat some egg whites before becoming muscular (for a few minutes) & I destroy your exo-toa, then throw you into an active volcano.

I got him.

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 27, 2016

As I fall into the volcano, I use my pyrokinesis to throw magma at you.

Got 'em!

Naota Takizawa · February 27, 2016

I rip a door off its hinges & block your lava, then I lava surf & jump kick you.

I got him.

Toa Smoke Monster · February 27, 2016

I use the power of lava bending to cause a lava tidal wave to consume you.

I got him. B-)

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 27, 2016

I slash you at your waist and thus you are cut in two.

Got 'em!

FrozenFlash · February 27, 2016

I bombard you with dodgeballs.

Got 'em!

Naota Takizawa · February 28, 2016

I'm a rahkshi of dodging & I dodge all your attacks before stabbing you with my spearhead.

I got him.

Electric Light Gunhaver · February 28, 2016

I take the spear out of FF and I thrust it into your eye.

Got 'em!

Naota Takizawa · February 28, 2016

I take your eye out & thrust it up your bum.

I got him in a brutal way.

Toa Smoke Monster · February 28, 2016

I use a Spear of Fusion to fuse you to a rock wall.

I got him. B-)

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