If you saw...

[JAG18]

Think it awesome that Bionicle has become popular enough to get at least one movie (let alone several) and also be happy to see that the entire Bionicle story won't be condensed into a trilogy or two.

 

If centaurs (Bionicle centaurs, of course) were introduced into the post-2010 story on Spherus Magna you would... 

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Be very confused.

If Takanuva had fully succumbed to the Shadow Leech in 2008, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would've looked forward to seeing how the Toa Nuva and Toa Ignika would've freed him from his evil influence. 

 

If Kulta had destroyed the Mask of Creation, you would've...

[Wiriamu]

Wondered how the rest of G2 would have gone.

 

If Ekimu had donned the Mask of Ultimate Power.

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

That'd be a plot twist.  I like plot twists.

If G2's proposed third year had gone on, and it was a story that focused on the Bohrok, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would look forward to seeing how the respective villages dealt with them.

 

If the Lord of Skull Spiders was revealed to be a mutated Toa, you would've...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Thought that was a little forced.

If Krakua, Varian, and Dume made it into a future BIONICLE reboot, you would...

[Toa Imrukii]

Be surprised, but curious as to their canology in-lore.

 

 

If the original six were not in a G3, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Hope that maybe some other characters would get a chance to shine.

If all our fanfictions were incorporated into the G1 lore, you would...

[Toa Imrukii]

Be happy, and worried. On one hadn't you have epic pieces of fan-lore, on the other hand, you have certain other kinds of fan fiction....

 

 

If Love WAS canon, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Ship Hewkii and Macku so hard.

If you could be any type of Matoran for a day, you would...

[Toa Imrukii]

Be a Ce-Matoran. Yes, a Male Ce-Matoran.

 

 

If you could be of a species of the Matoran Universe OTHER than an actual Matoran, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Be a Glatorian.

If you could give any obscure character more prominence, you would...

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Not know what to do, because my favorite characters aren't obscure.

 

What would you do if your hands became Squid Launchers?

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Be terrified.  I can't make sandwiches if my hands suck.

If Greg Farshtey died right this second, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would be saddened by the news.

 

If you could complete The Yesterday Quest serial, you would... 

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Fulfill Greg's original plan for it.

If BIONICLE got an anime adaptation, you would...

[Wiriamu]

Hope it was tasteful and not creepy.

 

If you found out where Cotton Eye Joe was from and where he was going.

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I wouldn't really care, as I have no idea who that is. 

 

If the Internet existed in the MU, you would've...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Written a story about Takua blogging about his adventures.

If G2's history had been fleshed out more than it was, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would've liked to have seen more stories with the Toa and Ekimu.

 

If you found a Skull Scorpion in your house, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Kill it, take its mask, and wear it.

If more Okotans were released as sets, not just the Protectors, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I probably would've bought a few of them.

 

If a Bionicle game was announced at E3 this year, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Hope against hope that LEGO Store releases of said game included exclusive BIONICLE accessories, or, dare I say, an exclusive set.

If BIONICLE got a RWBY-type YouTube animation series, you would...

[Wiriamu]

Hope against hope that LEGO Store releases of said game included exclusive BIONICLE accessories, or, dare I say, an exclusive set.

If BIONICLE got a RWBY-type YouTube animation series, you would...

Oh, can't we dream?

 

Haven't really watched RWBY, so can't say much beyond "yay, Bionicle animated series!"

 

If Lego announced their aim to launch a cinematic universe based solely on Technic lines-Slizers, Bionicle, Hero Factory, and so on...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would probably attempt to learn about the other themes involved in this besides Bionicle, so that I could enjoy the story more.

 

If Makuta, while controlling the MU, took on the Death Star, you would...

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Root for the GSR. The Death Star got shot down by a boy from the desert.

 

What would you do if you were teleported to the Red Star?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would drop dead from the sheer horror of my headcanon being proven false about the Red Star being real. 

 

If you learned that you played a vital role in Makuta's plan to take over the MU, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Play my role, no matter how obscure it seemed to be.

If you became a BIONICLE, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'd be a Toa of Lightning, so that I could pretend to be a Sith Lord that zaps people with Sith Lightning.

 

If you learned that every Teridax from every dimension in existence got together for a yearly convention on earth, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Attend that convention wearing my best Teridax cosplay.

If you could choose any celebrity to switch bodies with, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would choose Morgan Freeman. That way, if another Bionicle movie was made, I could voice a character and be greatly appreciated in the Bionicle fanbase. 

 

If you could merge BZP with another website, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Merge it with Flickr.

If you could hop into any franchise that currently exists, and become a character in said franchise, you would...

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I'd hop into the Pokemon franchise. That way, I can catch Pokemon for real.

 

If you found a Hau in your backyard, you would...

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Shield myself from insults.

If you could make the Kaukau not lame, you would...

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I wouldn't change it all, actually. Sure, a Toa of Water could bend the water around her head, but that just leaves a void underneath the water, as there is no air to breathe beneath the waves. Should she have a larger lung capacity, she may not need it, but should she not have such a capacity, it is vital for her to wear a mask in which to breathe underwater. That ability could also be useful for others. Why do people hate the Kaukau so much?

 

If you could use the mask powers of the original Toa, what would you do with them?

[Resentful Knight Endolf]

Prolly just use them to make everyday stuff less boring.

If you could create your own anime, you would...

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

I'd make a Rock, Paper, Scissors anime, of course.

 

What would you do if you suddenly had the ability to grow trees out of your hands?

[Toa Smoke Monster]

I would become a Batman-like vigilante called 'The Woodsman' and beat up criminals with my trees.

 

If Justin Bieber had voiced a character in a Bionicle movie, you would've...

[Electric Light Gunhaver]

Been confused as to why he was even considered as a voice actor.

 

What would you do if Lego kept working on the story of G1?