Toru Nui Posted March 19, 2016 Author Share Posted March 19, 2016 (edited) I thought he was going to say fruitcake.You would. Part 222: Should Have Thought This One Through “OK, what’s your plan? IF I HAD A WIDGET FOR EVERY TIME I’VE HEARD THAT… shut up and tell me. GUESS WHAT? THE LAST GUY WHO LEARNED THE WHOLE DETAILS OF IT WAS DRIVEN CUCKOO. You’re boasting. I admire that. IT’S TRUE! Of course it is. OH SHUT UP. Fine. So, what do we want to do right now? WE NEED TO STOP THE TOA FROM RETRIEVING THEIR MASKS. Alright, we-WITHOUT KILLING THEM. What?! Why!? BECAUSE THE PLAN SAYS SO. What do we need them alive for? TOTAL DOMINATION OF THE UNIVERSE. OK, fair point. So, how do we do that? The Rahi? BUNCH OF BLUBBERING BEASTS. I DID CREATE EVIL DOPPELGANGERS OF THE TOA, BUT THOSE ARE JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS THE TOA, SO THEY ESSENTIALLY CANCEL EACH OTHER OUT. I COULD TELEPATHICALLY COMMUNICATE WITH THEM, BUT THAT’S NOT EASY CONSIDERING I’M SHARING A PSYCHE WITH A COLOSSAL FAILURE. Wow. Screw you too then. I JUST HOPE THEY’RE NOT TRYING TO KILL THE TOA. BECAUSE IF THEY DO, NOT ONLY IS MY PLAN RUINED, BUT THEY WOULD CEASE TO EXIST.” Meanwhile… “*screams like a little girl*” “What?” “Get them out. NOW.” “Why? You’re not concerned about Makuta will do, are you?” “What’s the MATTER, Onua?! Dikapi? Cluck, cluck cluck cluck!” “No, you IMBECILE! If they die, WE die! We are essentially extensions of the murky parts of their spirit!” “That’s extremely inconvenient. Or incredibly convenient, when you think about it.” “What do you mean, convenient?” “Well for them at least.” “But wait, aren’t we technically also them?” “So… it would be in our best efforts to keep them alive.” “Yes.” “THEN WHY ARE WE DROWNING THEM?!” “Alright, alright! Hey Gali, stop drowning the idiots!” “WE’RE those idiots, idiot!” “Shut up idiot.” … … … … … “So, either they’re dead, which can’t be because we’re still here, or they’re gone.” “But where?” “Why are you asking me?” “I was thinking aloud.” “But we’re not telepathic!” “*sigh*” IT IS STRANGE THAT FIVE PEOPLE FOLLOW THIS TOPICYET WE ONLY HAVE THREE LIKESCERTAIN SOMEONES ARE NOT PULLING THEIR WEIGHT Edited March 19, 2016 by Toru Nui 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 IT IS STRANGE THAT FIVE PEOPLE FOLLOW THIS TOPICYET WE ONLY HAVE THREE LIKESCERTAIN SOMEONES ARE NOT PULLING THEIR WEIGHTSeven people. 1 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 19, 2016 Author Share Posted March 19, 2016 Seven people.At the time of this post, there are seven people. EXCLUDING ME. Part 223: Wrecked Wreckage “THIS was Ta-Koro’s mode of transportation up to Ko-Wahi?!” Turagas Nokama and Onewa reviewed the charred wreckage of the Ta-Koro cable car, blown far away from the eruption. “Yes.” “Hmph. Stupid cheap Ta-Matoran labour.” “Actually this is Onu-Matoran work.” “I mean stupid cheap ONU-Matoran labour. The thing looks like it’s gonna fall apart any second!” “Almost seems intentional. Makuta’s story about the Onu-Matoran betraying us is beginning to seem more and more true.” “I don’t believe that Whenua would ever betray us. Of course I didn’t believe Vakama would betray us. And he didn’t. Because YOU lied.” “Sorry about that. But Whenua IS losing control of his Koro. Perhaps he doesn’t serve Makuta, but some of the Onu-Matoran are.” “I don’t-“ “We know they’re capable of terrible things. Remember Mavrah?” “I don’t really want to…” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“ Hahli then landed on top of the cart. “…Ow…” “Well it was about time you showed up. Unfortunately I don’t have the power to send you back up there again.” “Right… UNFORTUNATELY…” “Huh… was he a dream?” “Who was a dream?” “Never mind.” BOTAR MAY HAVE THE POWER TO TELEPORT ANYWHERE HE KNOWS EXISTSBUT HE IS A TERRIBLE SHOTSO NO HE CANNOT JUST TELEPORT INTO MAKUTAS LAIR AND LOCK HIM AWAYHE IS NOT LIKE THOSE EAGLES WHO COULD HAVE DONE EVERYTHING 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 (edited) "Hmph. Stupid cheap Ta-Matoran labour."Wait... Ta-Matoran are red...I KNEW THEY WERE COMMUNISTS!!! I KNEW IT!!! Edited March 20, 2016 by Erasmus Graves 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 "Hmph. Stupid cheap Ta-Matoran labour."Wait... Ta-Matoran are red...I KNEW THEY WERE COMMUNISTS!!! I KNEW IT!!!But the red ones go faster. 1 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 20, 2016 Author Share Posted March 20, 2016 (edited) Wait... Ta-Matoran are red... I KNEW THEY WERE COMMUNISTS!!! I KNEW IT!!! But the red ones go faster. Part 224: Tumblin’ Tumbleweed “So Tamaru, Taipu, what do you want to do today?” “The same thing we do every day Taipu, try to take over the island!” “…What?” “Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. Tehutti often says that when I ask him what he wants to do.” “Son of a-QUIET.” “I have the distinct impression you two are going to be difficult.” “Oh really?!” “What is it you want?” “To go home.” “Your home is in ashes.” “Eh. Still home.” “OK. To Le-Koro!” “We were just THERE.” “Why did we come-walk here, anyway?” “I don’t remember.” “Me neither.” “Well we’re off then. Unless you want to stay here.” Cue the tumbleweed. “Who would like this place? Who?! It’s a dump-pit! Who in the world would willingly stay here?” “Well it took a while but I’m back in Po-Koro. Oh hey, do I know you?” “…” “Look, I scam and cheat everyone. It’s not a personal thing.” “You poisoned the majority of this village.” “Oh. That. Well then I’m going to have to stab you three repeatedly with this knife.” “…What kni-AAAAAEAEEEERHHHH!!!” “That knife.” OH SNAP Edited March 20, 2016 by Toru Nui 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 21, 2016 Author Share Posted March 21, 2016 Part 225: Yay for Ex Machina “*groan* Where we are?” “On land. I saved you. You’re welcome.” “WE saved them!” “WHERE on land, snark-a-lot?” “Shut your hole Onua.” “YOU’RE ONE TO TALK!” “Here, on this rock.” The Toa were on a black craggy rock off the coast of Ga-Wahi. “Also, I found a mask.” “Good for you.” “WE found the mask!” “Hmph.” “No seriously, good for you!” “What happened to you?” “Nothing happened to me!” “No, not you-you, evil-you.” “Oh. Well it was a pretty even match, but eventually I managed to beat her.” “Kane-Ra manure! You were losing before I created this rock to hold the idiots and moved it away from the coast!” “Wait, you MOVED it? That doesn’t seem physically possible, even in this setting.” “Yes and how did you do it without waking us?” “Well I simply did it quietly.” “No it’s not “simply!” You moved a friggin’ large rock, with US on top, about-how far away are we Kopaka?” “About thirty bios.” “THIRTY bios away! EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!!! EEEXPLAAAIIIN!!!” “Alright, alright! Your eggs will be plain.” “Lewa shush!” “Alright then, it’s time to go.” “Nooot quite…” “LEWA SHUSH!” “Why can’t we leave?” “At this height, the Kanohi Miru would only get us about a quarter of the way there. And not even the Kakama is fast enough to run on water.” “Well then how do we leave?!” “Yes… I didn’t think of that when I moved us here. I just wanted to get away from those weird shadow people.” … … … … … “Well then, I guess I have no choice but to teach you all how to swim.” “NO.” “I’m up for it.” “I dunno…” “It DOES seem like the only available option.” “How about ANY other option?! Why can’t you make a bridge with your powers like you did this rock?” “I don’t know, why can’t you create a fireball the size of my IQ?” “He can. Said fireball would be very small.” “I’m serious. You think elemental powers are easy?” “Of course! I’m a master of my element. You guys have barely learned the basics!” “What makes you better at your element than ours? There’s no common denominator, we all have different elements!” Kopaka clicked his fingers and suddenly a large sheet of snow covered Onua. “This proves nothing.” “Well, it’s time for us to get started.” “We’re going to regret this. We’re going to regret this for every waking moment of our lives from now on.” “Oh come on Tahu, it won’t be THAT bad!” IT WILL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) But the red ones go faster.WAAAAAAGH!!! WAAAAAGH!!! OI! HUMIE! DIS IZ GHAZGHKUL THRAKA TO ARMAGEDDON... PREPARE FOR A KICKIN'!!! WAAAAAGH!!! Edited March 22, 2016 by Erasmus Graves 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 22, 2016 Author Share Posted March 22, 2016 Part 226: Is That a Red Star? In the basement of the Ko-Koro hotel, the four spirits, separated from their bodies, were thinking of a plan to get themselves out and into their bodies. So far, no dice. There was no way for them to crawl back up the tube that led to their bodies, and they couldn’t break the glass surrounding them. They were stuck. But high in the orbit of the water planet moon, the Red Star flew over. It was no star. It was a space station. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! “We have another four.” “Expletive. Profanity.” “Indeed. We must break the barrier and retrieve the spirits. Then we can rebuild their bodies.” “Is the transmat operational again?” “No.” “Exasperation.” “Agreement.” “Prepare for extraction.” “Preparation.” “Acknowledgement.” Suddenly, the glass bowl around the spirits began to crack open, and the tube back out of the bowl opened. They quickly dashed through the tube and tried to navigate their way back to their bodies. They… sort of succeeded. “Failure.” “Shame.” “The two of us will now go and get hammered.” “The designation of driver requires designation.” “Designation not necessary. We will not drink excessive amounts.” “Define the parameters of excessive.” “Cease speaking through your orifice in which you consume pie cake.” “Expletive. Insult.” “Comeback.” “Resignation.” “Triumph.” “Hate.” “Hate.” “Hate.” “Hate.” “Hate.” Meanwhile… “*groan* Where am I… oh, back in my body. Sweet. Wait… my body isn’t blue… *scream*” THIS COMPLICATES THINGS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Well that is an awkward situation there. 1 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 22, 2016 Author Share Posted March 22, 2016 Well that is an awkward situation there. Part 227: Drowning School “Alright, let’s begin.” “Let’s not.” “Let’s shut up for a minute.” “Let’s just start.” “Right. Now, see what I’m doing in the water?” “No we CAN’T. The water’s blacker and denser than Onua.” “Hey, I resemble that remark!” “*sigh* Just wiggle your feet and move your arms like this. Tahu, you try.” Tahu nervously divebombed into the water, evaporating the water around him instantly, and burning Gali. “AH! STOP TRYING, STOP TRYING!!!” He was happy to comply. “OK… Kopaka?” “Wait a second, you created an ice bridge to get us here, right? So-“ “No I CAN’T, because I was directing the power through my sword, which I DON’T HAVE. My other self is currently safehousing it in his abdomen.” Meanwhile… “THIS… IS… THE WORST… PAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIAIAIAIAIAAN!!!” “Really? How about-“ Shadow Tahu slightly twisted the sword. “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” “-THIS?” Back at Gali’s lesson, Kopaka was walking on water. “Huh. I stand corrected. I just need my-“ Then the ice cracked and he fell into the water. He resurfaced a few seconds later, encased in ice.” “Oh we have SO much work to do… Pohatu, Onua, how are you doing?” “BLRBLBLBLLBLRBLLRLR!” “What he said-*choke*” “*sigh* Lewa?” “I think I’m getting the hang of it. I’m not even doing anything and yet I’m floating.” Lewa was correct, since he was as light as air, he merely floated on his back. “…Well, it’s a start.” NONO IT IS REALLY NOT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Well, technically, it is a start, irregardless of whether or not it's a good one. 1 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 23, 2016 Author Share Posted March 23, 2016 Well, technically, it is a start, irregardless of whether or not it's a good one. Part 228: Something Smells Shifty “Don’t you dare.” “Oh I dare.” “Don’t!” “No!” “DON’T!” “NO.” “DON’T!!!” “NOOO!” “DO. NOT. BRING. YOUR. INSTRUMENTS. TO. THE. SUUUMIIIT!!!” “III WIIILL!!!” “Oh for crying out loud… why are you two yelling?” “Vaaakaaamaaa, Matau’s picking on me!” “He wants to take his instruments to the summit.” “No.” “Awww…” “Wait, what summit?” “Oooh… probably should have told-informed you earlier… you see-“ “It’s a peace conference on top of Mount Ihu, isn’t it?” “Oh you’ve spoiled-ruined the end now!” “Let’s not go. It’s obviously a trap.” “Probably. That’s why I’m bringing these stink-bombs.” “Oh for Spiriah’s sake, it’s not a bomb unless it explodes in a ball of fire!” “Great balls of fire, are you really so blood-hungry?” “First of all, it’s bloodthirsty. Second of all, they’re not going to intimidated by SMELL.” “We’ll see… we’ll see…” … … … … … “See wha-“ “SILENCE-QUIET SANSO!” IF THE SMELL DOES NOT DRIVE THEM OUTSANSOS MUSIC WILL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I mistook the title's ft for a tt at first. 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 I mistook the title's ft for a tt at first.“Exasperation.” Part 229: His Village is Gone “So, what are things like in your village Kapura?” “MY VILLAGE IS GONE!” “Whoa, touched a nerve there.” “I can’t pretend to understand how you feel. I don’t know how I’d react to MY village being destroyed.” Irony. “But we’ll rebuild it when this whole thing has blown over. I know Hafu will be happy to help, if he ever shows up again.” “Frankly we’d facepalm a lot less if he wasn’t around.” “Well… it was hot.” “…And?” “Ours is hot too. We’re gonna need a little more detail.” “What do you want from me? IT WAS IN A VOLCANO!!!” “See? You could have mentioned that instead!” “BUT IT WAS BLATANLY OBVIOUS THAT-oh forget it. You’re not helping. Not at all.” “The important thing is that we’re trying.” “NO. DO, or DO NOT. There is no TRY.” “But… if we don’t try, how can we do?” “You get the point.” “No. No we don’t.” “Yes. Yes you do.” “No, we don’t.” “Yes, you do.” “NO, we don’t!” “YES, you do!” “NO WE DON’T!” “YES YOU DO!” “NO WE DON’T!!!” “YES YOU DO!!!” “NOOO WEEE DOOON’T!!!” “YEEES YOOOUUU DOOO!!!” “NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO-“ “YYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS-“ “You two are going to be at this for a while, so I’ll leave.” A WISE DECISION 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Part 230: Bringing Rage to a Knife Fight “Uh… uh… arh…” “You just… you just STABBED HIM!” “Yes. Yes I did. Why are you yelling?” “I… I… I…” “I WILL MURDER YOU!” “With what, your hands? I have a KNIFE, numbnuts! What could you possibly-AAAH! STOP! NO! OW! MY SPLEEN! MY FEMUR! ARGH!” “A-a-are you OK?” “I was just stabbed… how do you… THINK…” “No, NO! Stay with me here! Takua, do you anything that can clot the blood? It’s getting everywhere.” “I’m a little busy right now.” “AH! MY LEG! IT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE-OK, it’s totally meant to bend that way-ARGH! MY SPIIINE!” “Let’s see, let’s see… what did Turaga Matau say to do in a situation like this?” “Remember, green people are usually strangers from another world.” “No, no, that wasn’t it-“ “When applying Energized Protodermis to the skin, make sure you’re not a plant.” “No…” “I AM SO FRIGGIN’ HIGH RIGHT NOW!” “…Why do we listen to him?” “Hurk… bleh… help…” “Perhaps I, Hafu can provide some assistance?” “Oh no, not YOU again.” “Oh no, not YOU again.” “OH NO, NOT HIM AGAIN!” “…Oh no… not Hafu… *pain noises*” “I’ll deal with you later. Right now I have to take care of his holiness over there.” “This is your second-in-command? Really? Come on, you can do better than-NO YOU’RE NOT REPLACING HIM. But-NO.” IN A JOB INTERVIEWYOU SCORE POINTS BY NOT INSULTING THE GUY WHO ALREADY HAS THE JOB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 25, 2016 Author Share Posted March 25, 2016 (edited) Part 231: I Would Like to Point Out That Their Voices Don't Change, Unlike Other Bad Bodyswap Scenarios “What the-why am I red? And why do I feel strangely… OK…” “Agni asks why. Agni asks how.” Although Ehrye was in another body, that body had a stable mind. Ehrye’s original body, which Agni was in, did not. “Ha…hahahahhahahah! Sorry, but… haha.” “Ew, gross, I’m in Nuhrii’s body.” “Agni is sorry.” “Shut up. This isn’t exactly… actually, this could be used to my advantage…” “I don’t like where this is going.” “Welp, off to start my modelling career.” “Mata Nui, that’s incredibly stupid, selfish AND depraved.” “Why don’t we hire that guy? He seems evil. Or gal, depending on how you-NO!” “Too bad cuz I’m doing it.” “Anyway we have a problem. We’re locked in here. Klyma took every precaution.” “Well then. We wait for him to get back and-“ “Yeah, no.” THWACK! IS IT HITTING A WOMAN WHEN SHE IS STUCK IN A BODY OF A MANI AM SERIOUS Edited March 28, 2016 by Toru Nui 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 (edited) Nobody Knows. Edited March 27, 2016 by Erasmus Graves 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 27, 2016 Author Share Posted March 27, 2016 Part 232: When Life Gets You Down, You Know What You Gotta do? “OK. Let’s try not failing horribly this time.” “Says the person who has control over what we’re attempting to learn to navigate.” “Oh shut up. Let’s try the Burnak Paddle.” “Let’s not.” “Not THIS again…” “I would give ANYTHING to switch places with my shadowy self.” “OH MAKUTA, THE PAIN! THE PAIN!!!” “…Maybe not ANYTHING.” “There’s only one thing that can solve this problem. A training montage.” “A wha-“ Twenty minutes later… “Huh. You learned so fast.” “That’s the power of the training montage.” “A wha-“ “Anyway, let’s start swimming back to the mainland.” “Wait, aren’t our evil twins over there?” “We’ll just have to avoid them. Using stealth. AND SUBLETY.” “…Why are you looking at me when you say this?” “No reason.” “Well let’s going. After all, we only have one other day after this one.” “Well then. We’re screwed. I mean, it’s going to take ages to-“ “Found another mask. That makes four, in total, right?” “How did you-“ “Mask of SPEED, numbnuts. Now that I can swim, I can swim insanely fast.” “Oh.” “Well then, idiot, FIND THE OTHER TWO NOW!” “What? Now?” “Yes now!” “Well bully for you, I CAN’T. Don’t you know Kanohi Powers take time to recharge?” “I DON’T BECAUSE I DON’T USE MINE THAT OFTEN!” “Wait, what Mask Power DO you have?” “X-Ray Vision.” “Oh.” “Besides, I can’t find all the masks IMMEDIATELY. That would be highly improbable AND far too easy.” “*sigh* Everyone start swimming…” JUST KEEP SWIMMINGJUST KEEP SWIMMINGJUST KEEP SWIMMING SWIMMING SWIMMING 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 27, 2016 Author Share Posted March 27, 2016 Easter Special: Slippery n’ Slimy “Nuparu, what the flying flip are you doing?” “BEHOLD, MY LATEST CREATION! The E.E.L!” “…That… doesn’t really look like an Eel.” “What?” “I think it looks more like an Axolotl.” “What the Karzahni is an Axolotl? You mean like, the Aztec god?” “No, it’s a lizard thing found in Mexico.” “You’re making that up.” “It’s a real animal!” “We’ll consult the animal expert. Nixie dear, what’s an Axolotl?” “You mean the Aztec god?” “Haha, see? What do you know?” “Whatever. What I mean is it doesn’t look like an Eel.” “It’s not SUPPOSED to. It stands for Easter Egg Locator. It’ll help me che-I mean WIN that pesky egg hunt!” “I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you want to cheat at one of our island’s most celebrated occasions, or that you’re so bad at it you actually invented a high-tech gadget to help you cheat.” “Cheat is such an ugly word. It’s only relevant, when one is caught in the act. Otherwise it is viewed as simply being better. And I am better. I am better than almost everyone on this island.” “I, Hafu, would like you to correct yourself.” “HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?! MY SECURITY MEASURES WERE INMEASURABLE!” “The front door.” “Oh.” “Anyway, I, Hafu, Hafu am better than everyone on this island.” “He said ALMOST.” “And he is not IN that almost. He’s not even in the back-up almost!” “HOW DARE YOU?! I, Hafu, the great Hafu am the greatest at everything! I, Hafu, will prove it, today at the egg hunt!” “See you in one hour, sand-for-brains.” “Good day to you, SIR!” Hafu stormed out of the room. “I’ll show that egomaniacal nutcase! I’ll show ALL of those nutcases! I, Nuparu, am the least nutty of all nutcases!” “Oh lord, you’re even beginning to SOUND like him.” “Shut up! I must make my way to Le-Koro with my trusty E.E.L.” “I’d wish you luck, but I really REALLY don’t.” “Screw you too.” One hour later, at Le-Koro… “Welcome, player-contestants! Your goal is to find as many eggs as you can in the jungles of Le-Wahi within the next thirty minutes! Starting… now!” “Alright, let’s begin! Activating E.E.L… WHAT?! THERE’S NO EGGS IN THAT JUNGLE!” “No eggs? But… I put Kongu in charge of placing them around the jungle!” “BAHAHAHAHAHHAH!” “THERE HE IS!” “YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALI-“ He was then eaten by a Nui-Jaga. “…Welp. He’ll be back in the next post. Non-canon, you know?” WELLDO YOU KNOWDO YOU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 (edited) WELLDO YOU KNOWDO YOUMaybe. Edited March 28, 2016 by Erasmus Graves 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 28, 2016 Author Share Posted March 28, 2016 Maybe.DO YOU?! Part 233: Deviant’s Art “I’m back, what did I miss?” “WE’RE back.” “Shut up, ham.” “Why did you idiots leave in the first place? AND DON’T YOU DARE SAY MY MUSIC!” “We left because captain oblivious here said the Po-Matoran were in Ta-Koro. But we couldn’t find it.” “Hey, you were the one in charge of getting us there! That’s why we gave you the map!” “This isn’t a map, it’s a rather revealing sketch of Turaga Nokama.” “WHAT?!” “Is that Turaga Matau’s signature on the bottom?” “What’s going on here, then?” “NOTHING.” “Nothing at all.” “They’re looking at your crude drawing of Turaga Nokama.” “…Adorable.” Matau immediately grabbed the drawing, tore it into shreds, and used his elemental powers to scatter it to the four winds. “Now you have NADA-NOTHING! BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!” “I dread to consider what you people are babbling about. Also, has anyone seen Jaller?” “Nope.” “No.” “Nah.” “Who?” Meanwhile… “Are we there yet?” “NO.” “Are we there yet?” “NO.” “Are we there yet?” “NO.” Macku escorted Jaller, currently tied up in rope, as the Ga-Matoran and Po-Matoran began their march to Ko-Wahi, through the Lands of Shadow. “Are we there yet?” “NO.” “Are we there yet?” “NO.” “Are we there yet?” “NO…” “Are we there yet?” “NO!” … … … … … “Are we there yet?” “BAH!” CAN WE STOP AT THE BUG PLANET 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 CAN WE STOP AT THE BUG PLANETNo. 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 30, 2016 Author Share Posted March 30, 2016 No.But Vegeeeta! Part 234: Cad’s Army “LAND!” “OBVIOUS!” “SNARK!” “FRUSTRATION!” “Shut the Karzahni up! Start looking for the last two masks!” “Yes, commander infalliable.” “Well then get to work, private incompetent.” “Oh so I AM competent then?” “NO, because INcompetent is the opposite of competent!” “Yes. And you are not infalliable. I was being sarcastic!” “I WASN’T!” “Well then you’re DUMB! Hahaha!” “You’re all dumb. Shut up and start looking!” “Alright.” “What if we encounter those Shadowhatsits?” “Well if you’re not me, you’re screwed.” “By me, you meant me, right?” “Yes. Yes I did.” “Oh.” “No, you-“ “Give him a minute…” … … … … … “YOU SKANK!” “Oh come on! You were the one who asked if me meant me!” “YOU SKANK!” “Come on, we have to go.” “And remember not to ding MY masks.” “YOU SKANK!” “*sigh*” “YOU SKANK!” “THAT’S NOT FUNNY! IT’S NEVER BEEN FUNNY! IT’S NEVER GONNA BE FUNNY!” “It’s not meant to be-“ “Now go search, I’ma nap. *snore*” “Pohatu, you can’t just-“ “*snore*” “…Ever get the feeling that SOMETHING is trying to make our mission more difficult than it already is?” SO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE KIDDING MR MAKUTAIF YOU THINK OLD MATA-NUIS DONE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 We are the boys (AND GIRL!)Who will stop your little gameWe are the boys (AND GIRL!)Who will make you think again... 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted March 31, 2016 Author Share Posted March 31, 2016 We are the boys (AND GIRL!)Who will stop your little gameWe are the boys (AND GIRL!)Who will make you think again...“Permission to slap him, sir?” “No time. There is a quest going on, you know?” “Wait, you guys are suddenly aware of them?! Don’t panic, DON’T PANIC!” “Ruddy hooligan!” “Panic? Are you sure that’s wise?” “There’s nothing else to do BUT panic! Ga-Wahi is a wild and lonely place…” “Oh fuzzy wuzzies…” “You stupid boy!” “Now look here, Napoleon…” “YOU’RE DOOMED TOA! DOOMED! DOOOMED!!!” “I don’t think we can defeat him…” “PUT THAT LIGHT OUT!” “GAAAH!!!” “I knew we could do it!” Part 235: This Is Exactly Why You Should Never Go All in at Poker “You know, you would have thought at least SOME of them would have shown up by now.” “Hello Nuju.” “Chirp.” “He said hello.” “You do not say. Anyway we are here for the peace conference.” “*pant* There… there you guys are…” “Nuparu? Where have you been?” “Going after you guys. I mean, it wasn’t easy. You left all the retards back at Onu-Koro.” “Well we could not leave it undefended, could we?” “What idiot would leave their own village undefended and take the entire population somewhere else?” Meanwhile… “I wonder if leaving our Koros undefended was a bad idea.” “Me too.” Also meanwhile… “Oooh, I should probably send someone to check on our village… oh well, I’m sure it’s fine anyway.” “I don’t know. You know Makuta’s not a nice person.” “Oh please. What’s he gonna do?” “I CAN INCINERATE YOUR BODY MOLECULE BY MOLECULE.” “Who said that?” WHO DO YOU THINK NUMBNUTS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) RIP Ronnie Corbetthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oaGpaj2nHIo Edited April 1, 2016 by Erasmus Graves Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 Part 236: The Unexpected End “Right, lets-“ “WHAT’S UP GUYS?!” “I’m never gonna get my Golden Mask.” “SO WHATTA DOING?” “What are we doing?” “WHATTA DOING?!” “What ARE we doing?!” “THWARTING MA PLANS!?” “Thwarting your plans?” “ARE YOU?” … … … … … “Yes.” … … … … … “I’M GONNA ####ING KILL YOU!” ZAP! “*death noises*” “Onua… why… didn’t… you… DDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDGGGGGEEEEEEEE!?” “CRACKER’S NEXT.” “I take offence to that.” “TAKE OFFENCE TO THIS! I’MA FIRING MY LAZOR!!!” “OH NOES! Ded.” “Drat! Nothing can defeat him!” “What do you mean? We haven’t even done anythi-“ “SUPER ULTRA HYPER MEGA GIGA ALPHA CANNON FIRE!” FATALITY. “Hurk blah.” “ALRIGHT, WHO WANTS TO DIE NEXT?” “Wait, don’t you want to keep us ali-“ Lewa then woke up. “Whew. Guys I had the worst nightmare…” “You’re still in it boyo. YOUR FLESH IS MINE!!!” “Eep!” APRIL FOOLS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 (edited) Vanilla Ice or Ice Cube for Makuta for this scene in the movie?Vanilla Ice for the wigga faker side of the Master of Shadows.Ice Cube for the OTT aggression. Edited April 2, 2016 by Erasmus Graves 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted April 2, 2016 Author Share Posted April 2, 2016 Vanilla Ice or Ice Cube for Makuta for this scene in the movie?Vanilla Ice for the wigga faker side of the Master of Shadows.Ice Cube for the OTT aggression. The Real Part 236: Mr. Jerk “OK. What kind of place would an artefact of incredible power be hiding?” “Underwater?” … … … … … “That… is a good suggestion.” “Fine then. I’ll search for it MYSELF.” SPLASH! “Where else?” “How about the top of a mountain?” “You mean THAT mountain over there? THE ONE COVERED IN SPIKES?!” “Yes.” “THAT IS A good suggestion too.” “Pohatu, can you-“ “Nope. Too tired.” “Le-“ “FALLING WITH STYLE!” “*sigh* I’ll go. I have the most experience with mountains.” “Excuse ME, your highness, but earth is MY element.” “Well you are as dumb as it. I’m going up there, and you can’t stop me!” “Yes I can.” “How-“ The ground around Kopaka immediately formed into a ball around him. “…Son of a-“ “Quiet. I’ll go.” “Alright, but come back. I don’t really like the idea of having to take care of the idiots while you’re gone.” “Will you read me a story?” “NO!!!” “Jerk.” “That’s Mr. Jerk.” IF YOU ARE NOT SEEING THIS IN MATORAN LANGUAGE GO SEE THE MESSAGE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE FORUMGO ON IT IS FREEIT ADDS TO THE EXPERIENCEANY TRUE BIONICLE FAN WOULD HAVE DONE SO ALREADY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 Huh, it does add to the experience. 1 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 (edited) :e: Edited April 8, 2016 by Erasmus Graves 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petewa Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 1 Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted April 4, 2016 Author Share Posted April 4, 2016 YOU TWO ARE USING THE EMOTICONS INSTEAD OF THE FONTWHEN THE STORY STARTED I THOUGHT I COULD USE THOSE INSTEADBUT BZPOWER WILL NOT LET ME USE AS MANY AS I WANTAND YOU CAN ONLY USE A SELECT HANDFUL OF FONTS ON BZPOWERSO I HAD TO DOWNLOAD THE FONT AND COPY AND PASTE IT FROM A WORD DOCUMENT TO THE POSTTHE PROBLEM HOWEVER IS THAT YOU CANNOT SEE IT IN MATORAN UNLESS YOU HAVE DOWNLOADED THE FONTIT IS ALL VERY NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED Part 237: Blood Bath Inside the ruins of Turaga Onewa’s hut, Tamaru and Hafu attempted to stop Taipu’s bleeding. “OK, I think the bloods clotted now. We can take off the-“ SQUIRT! “Oh good lord, it’s everywhere!” Meanwhile… “Tell me what Makuta’s planning.” “No.” “Please?” “NO.” “Pretty please?” “NO!” “There’s a cookie in it for you.” “…Tempting but no.” “Why must you be difficult?” “Well sir, if you’re having trouble with our service, please call 555-we don’t care.” “…What?” “Oh right. You yokels don’t HAVE phone numbers because the Turaga are idiots. You know, you would have thought Lhikan would have picked someone SMART to be his successors.” “Nobody knows what you’re talking about.” “It’s rude to call someone a nobody, especially when they’re old. ‘Course they’re no older than the rest of us, but they ACT older…” “Well I can only assume it makes sense to you.” “Takua, help! I, Hafu, am fairly certain blood is not supposed to wobble like jelly!” “Can I leave you for a second?” “Wel-“ “Just kidding. You can’t go anywhere. You DO seem to be a little TIED UP, at the moment.” “Funny.” “Punk, I’m hilarious.” JELLY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 DO YOU FEEL LUCKYPUNK? 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted April 6, 2016 Author Share Posted April 6, 2016 DO YOU FEEL LUCKYPUNK?Well... yes. Part 238: Quirky Miniboss Squad “MY LUNG! IT IS THE BURST!” “Wait, what?” “Don’t mind him. He’s just in incredible pain.” “I wouldn’t have it any other way.” “I THINK MY BLADDER IS LEAKING!” “Ew…” “No-one wants to hear that.” “I do.” “So what do we do now?” “We look for the Toa, you IDIOT.” “LOOK for them? This place is HUMONGUS!” “That’s not a word.” “Yes, so? Doesn’t make it any less HUMONGUS!” “*sigh*” “Well do you have a better pla-DON’T SAY IT!” “No but that doesn’t-“ “DON’T!” “-make yours any less terri-“ “GGGGGGGGAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” … … … … … “-ble.” BLE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 These Shadow-Toa have run out of chances. 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted April 8, 2016 Author Share Posted April 8, 2016 These Shadow-Toa have run out of chances....? Part 239: A Weapon of Mass Distraction “THE SNACK TABLE IS READY, OH GLORIOUS AND WISE TURAGA!” “Chirp.” “Bootlicker.” “SILENCE, SUBTERRENEAN SCUM!” “I resemble that remark!” “Onepu, can I talk to you for a second?” “Sure.” “See I was looking through my stuff when I got back from Po-Koro, but I couldn’t find my Dimension Cannon.” “I have no idea what this has to do with anything.” “Oh you have no idea, that’s swell. Only the security camera that I secretly installed in my hut shows you leaving my house with something that looks EXACTLY LIKE IT!” “You mean the weapon that I tried to use on that giant robot but ended up failing miserably.” “What?” “Nevermind. I have no idea where it is.” “Oh great. A weapon with the power to send people to various other dimensions is missing. You know, you’re not supposed to just ABUSE such great power.” Meanwhile on Voya Nui, Brutaka started laughing for no discernible reason. “Look, I’m fairly certain wherever it is it’s not in any wrong hands.” “HOW VERY INTERESTING!” “How long have you been there?” “I’VE BEEN HERE LONG ENOUGH! HOOHHAHAHHAHAHHA-sorry I was just thinking of something funny. HOHOAHAHAHAPAPAHOAAHO!” THIS CAN ONLY END SO WELL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erasmus Graves Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 What's with all the caps in Matoro's speech? 1 Quote "Mutiny, Booty and Entropy" - The Three Vices of the Frostelus[flash=250,100]http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/sprxtrerme/BANNERS/thornax.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toru Nui Posted April 9, 2016 Author Share Posted April 9, 2016 What's with all the caps in Matoro's speech?That's not Matoro, that's Klyma. He has caps because he's a lot like BRIAN BLESSED. Part 240: Disgusting Discussions “So… has anything interesting happened while I’ve been insane?” “Nope.” “Thought not.” “So… you eat nothing but canned food around here.” “It’s the only way for it to stay fresh.” “We have that problem too. See, with the general heat of Ta-Wahi, it’s impossible to refrigerate anything. So everything has to be roasted to kill all the germs.” “Everything?” “EVERYTHING. Roast vegetables, roast meat, roast fruit, roast chocolate-“ “There’s no such thing. It would be hot chocolate.” “Oh please. Next you’ll tell me roast water is just warm water.” “It WOULD be warm water!” “It’s OK, I understand your stupidity. You’re in Agni’s body. Ergo you have his brain. I'd feel sorry for you, except I don't.” “Agni takes offence.” “Quiet Ehrye.” “Wait, I’M Ehrye!” “No, you’re Agni.” “But you just said I’m in Agni’s body!” “Yes you are. Because you’re Agni. Therefore you’re in Agni’s body.” “…How do you FUNCTION?” “Agni completely agrees.” “Quiet Agni.” … … … … … “I’m going to kill you.” “Wha-*choke* help… I’m being… attacked without… provocation.” “Agni completely disagrees.” HAHAHAHAH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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