The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but instead they been replaced with terrorists.

 

I wish that there's a One Piece character that I can actually relate to.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but that character is now boring.

 

I wish I was as cool as Ethan Bradberry. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, Ethan Bradberry is now uncool.

 

I wish my world was filled with Joy.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you have a safe space where it's filled with joy, but if you leave, you have to face negativity.

 

I wish the ghostbusters reboot was as good as the first movie.

Edited May 26, 2016 by Naota Takizawa

[Soran]

Wish granted, the first movie was made terrible.

 

I wish I had more ambition.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you have no goals or directions to channel your ambition.

 

I wish people didn't touch my computer.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, their now hack your computer instead.

 

I wish that the Internet will stop hating Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, they now hate the ghostbusters reboot.

 

I wish I was a part of Adventure Time. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, you are now been one of the letters in the phrase "Adventure Time".

 

I wish that Skull Grinder can actuLly get more screentime in the webisodes.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the webisodes were already garbage & they're not worth watching.

 

I wish I was a skilled actor. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you always get terrible scripts and causing you can't give the best performance you have.

 

I wish that Umarak is the new Boba Fett of Bionicle.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, he does nothing impressive & when he finally gets a chance to defeat the toa, he loses because Tahu knocks him onto a campfire butt-first.

 

I wish Captain Phasma was cool. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, a fan now follows Captain Phasma around all the time. 

 

I wish I could expand my stories.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granteded, your stories are now sponges, they can expand when soaked.

 

I wish I didn't hav rot go to school so early.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you can't go to school too late either.

 

I wish that fanfictions today's can be better than the canon stories.

Edited May 27, 2016 by ArmstrongYong

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they're still fan fiction.

 

I wish the world was a better place.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but unfortunately people didn't turn out to been better.

 

I wish for a anti-aircraft gun.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but why would you need that if you're not in the middle of a war?

 

I wish the Columbine School Shooting never happened.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the other school shooting incidents are still happening and progressively get worse.

 

I wish that the fight scenes in anime can be more realistic.

[Volatile]

Granted. They are now boring and average but atleast they are realistic.

 

I wish anime didn't have such exaggerated... everything.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, instead of exaggerating things, anime now mimics life. It is universally despised after it hits too close to home by copying the worst parts of every society.

 

I wish the ghostbusters reboot was good.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the Internet still hates it.

 

I wish that there's isn't that much harem anime.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's replaced with stuff that is worse.

 

I wish I was good at cheating. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you're now terrible in talking honestly.

 

I wish that the SAO anime has better writing.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but every other anime sucks.

 

I wish I was a superhero.

Edited May 28, 2016 by Naota Takizawa

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but everyone turns into your enemies.

 

I wish for a AT-AT.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, good luck find the space to store one.

 

I wish I was good at video games. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, you're good at video games but you aren't great at them.

 

I wish I was able to soar the skies.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you have to rename yourself to graunbaun.

 

I wish I had a full time job. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, you're laid off immediately. 

 

I wish I had a personal chef.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get the rock, so you can always smell what he is cooking. Unfortunately, it smells disgusting.

 

I wish I had a better printer.

[Soran]

Wish granted. Psych! Printers can't get better.

 

I wish I had a million dollars.

 

~Soran

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the dollars are fake.

 

I wish that I can be as intelligent as Zhuge Liang.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are now stupider than a monkey.

 

I wish I didn't have any work to do. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, your life is now obsolete.

 

I wish I was immortal.

 

~Soran

[Bonkle]

Granted. You are not mortal. Mortals are born. You were never born.

 

I wish Lego would finally make a Star Wars crab droid set.

[Soran]

Wish granted, they make it but it's only available in a select few countries before being recalled.

 

I wish everyone was happy.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but someone ruins all that happiness.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Soran]

Wish granted, you're now homeschooled. 

 

I wish I could figure out what to eat.

 

~Soran

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but not for other things.

 

I wish that I can decide wherever I want to watch SAO or not.