The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you get these:

 

 

 

 

I wish for a pet Goat.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, it destroys the world.

 

I wish I was the real green ranger.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, you are a park ranger dressed in green.

 

 

I wish I had a fancy navy blue top hat.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, if you try to remove this one, you die.

 

 

I wish for the two folks in my profile pic to be real (even though, they kinda are, just not living)

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they rudely wake you up by crashing in your backyard.

 

I wish I had pizza.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Granted, but it ischerry and tapioca with spinach, jalepenos, and cold cod, and plenty of black pepper and cinnamon powder sprinkled atop.

 

I wish i could complete a drawing, like I could before i graduated...

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you already complete several drawings before the wish was made.

 

I wish I was a Time Force Ranger. 

[Petewa]

Granted, but you're KIA.

 

 

I wish for...a bagel.

 

(Cue dramatic music)

[Tahu3.0]

Granted but its burned and expired

 

I wish for a Pizza

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you have to give up your Dino Thunder powers for the pizza.

 

I wish I could hang out with the Dairangers. 

Edited March 18, 2016 by DJ Khaled

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you already have, but didnt know it, because they were in their human forms.

 

i wish i was popular comic artist.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, your artwork is stolen & everyone buys your comics, but you don't get any money.

 

I wish I could put whatever I wanted as my sig.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.no one cares.

 

i wish that the care bears movies didnt exist.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they are replaced with videos of bears getting hunted or run over by cars.

 

I wish I was a player. 

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you play games.

 

i wish for a real life controller,connected to a random person.

[FrozenPancake_]

Granted, but that person turns out to be Nicholas Cage. 

 

 

I wish I was a Toa.

[ToaTImeLord]

Wish granted but you are now the toa of sewage. Have fun.

 

 

I wish I could control time and space.

Edited March 27, 2016 by ToaTimeLord

[Naota Takizawa]

Don't you already do that in Steal the Mask 3?

 

I wish I was a time force power ranger. 

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, all it means is that you have the Mask of Time, which is practically useless.

 

Granted, but they rudely wake you up by crashing in your backyard.

I wish I had pizza.

Well cudos to them, because my backyard is like the size of a kiddy pool.

 

 

I wish for Love.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, your family loves you, but the rest of the world doesn't.

 

I wish I was the quantum ranger.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, no one knows how you work exactly.

 

 

Granted, your family loves you, but the rest of the world doesn't.

Thats literally how it is for me in general.

 

 

I wish for Happiness.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, happiness=drugs. You are promptly arrested.

 

I wish for a time capsule.

[ToaTImeLord]

(Oh look who's asking for time)

Granted you get a empty capsule with nothing in it.

 

 

 

I wish for a kitten.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the angry owner of the kitten shows up on your doorstep.

 

I wish I could make good music. 

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but your only good at singing

polka music.

 

 

 

I wish I had every type of Bionicle mask ever.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, BZP members & bionicle fans, young & old alike raid your house to steal those precious masks.

I wish I was a sith.

[FrozenPancake_]

Granted, but if you use Force lightning, it fries you.

 

I wish for a pet Rahi.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, have fun cleaning up Kane-Ra poop.

 

I wish for a Tarakava set.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but I'll need my set back now.

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a TARDIS

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's just a regular phone box.

 

I wish for a delorean.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you already have it in the future, so when future you drives up to pick up past you, you break reality.

 

i wish for  the ability to shoot soft caramel  out of my fingertips at will.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it gets sticky & you spill it everywhere. 

 

I wish people weren't disappointed in me.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, what have they done with their lives?

 

 

I wish to not have an Ear Infect AND have Bell's Palsy at the sometime, on two different sides of my face.

Edited March 29, 2016 by Toa Imrukii

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you suffer a stroke & lose your hearing to a bomb going off, because I'm rude like that.

I wish I was a Gaoranger.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grand it, you step on a tack.

 

 

I wish I could use the excuse that this isn't Off Top..... Nevermind.

I wish for some Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie (though I'm refrencing UT, I do genuinely want to try it, I should make it sometime it's rather simple actually)

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's sold out before you can buy some.

 

I wish I was good at building MOCs.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted there only good my little pony MOCs.

 

 

I wish for Trump TO NEVER BECOME president.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, a serial killer becomes president instead.

 

I wish I could sleep.

[ToaTImeLord]

Granted but Freddy is in your dreams.

(also a serial kill is much better choice)

 

 

 

I wish for fresh apples.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, the serial killer you made president bans apples & you are arrested so he can murder you in secret.

 

I wish for a power hungry maniac to become prime minister.