The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[YpsiFang]

Granted, but none of them do and your heart is broken.

 

I wish I could meet Alys from Phantasy Star IV.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they don't want to hang out with you.

 

I wish I was out of school.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, when you return the buggers all of a sudden treat you like garbage for no discernible reason. You later find out that the witch who broke your heart ruined your reputation while you where gone. Then you plot....

 

 

I wish the witch who broke MY heart would parish. (The Skinwalker.... SMH)

Edited May 3, 2016 by Toa Imrukii

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you report the witch & before she burns at the stake, she curses you & your family to act like dogs until you make an offering to Satan.

 

I wish maths was more challenging.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, they give you eighteenth dimensional geometric polynography.

 

 

I wish I had gone to school today. But also wish I didn't have that neverending traumatizing dream last night.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you have to live your traumatizing dream, but at least you can go to school.

 

I wish I wasn't late for school.

[Soran]

Granted, you're now too early for school and are required to still wait.

 

I wish I was orange.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are the annoying orange.

 

I wish I was green.

[Soran]

Granted, you're feeling green all the time and promptly throw up every day.

 

I wish I was blue.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you live in a blue world with a blue car to wreck, your feelings are blue, everyone around you is blue & your girlfriend is blue. I'm sorry Soran, you live in a world of depression & so does everyone around you.

 

I wish I was black & yellow.

[NobodyNoes]

Granted, but the reason you are black and yellow is because you are a bee.

I wish for infinite wishes!

[Naota Takizawa]

No. No infinite wishes for you.

 

I wish I could cosplay as a Homestuck character.

[Soran]

Wish granted, you're now composed of pixels.

 

I wish I was memorable.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are remembered for your comic series, but people will forget you when Donald Trump becomes president.

 

I wish Bernie Sanders was president.

[Soran]

Granted, he's made president and swiftly dies from a heart attack. 

 

I wish the sky was orange.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but we are trapped in an eternal sunset.

 

I wish the sky was yellow.

[Soran]

Granted, you're now colorblind.

 

I wish I had a penguin.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it grows teeth & eats you.

 

I wish I didn't have exams.

[Soran]

Granted, you don't have exams. You also don't pass.

 

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your eyes need to be replaced & you can't be put unconscious or your eyes will roll in the back of your head.

 

I wish I had Heat Vision.

[Soran]

Granted, it melts your eyes whenever you use it.

 

I wish I had my halcyon days in front of me.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are stuck in a time loop where you constantly relive them. 

 

I wish I had the ultimate edition of Skyrim. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, you are put into the world of Skyrim and are promptly killed.

 

I wish I was more talented.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Dude. You can write awesome stories, created an amazing poem, you make excellent comics & artwork, you don't need to wish for that.

 

I wish I was skilled at singing. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, every time you sing animals come to you whether you want them to or not. You've become a Disney Princess.

 

I wish I could bake the most delicious cookies ever.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but due to espionage, your recipe is stolen & a competitor manages to make their prices so low that all your business is diverted to them.

 

I wish I was part of the Backstreet Boys. 

[Soran]

Granted, you're now a part of a disbanded boy band.

 

I wish I could own the moon.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted,but the government murders you & takes control of the moon.

 

I wish I didn't have an English test today.

[Soran]

Wish granted, you now have a latin test today which you didn't study for. 

 

I wish there was an actual red star in the sky.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get killed & find out there is no revive function.

 

I wish for all the Pokemon gym badges in existence.

[Soran]

Granted, but despite having all the gym badges you still can't manage to beat the Elite Four in any region.

 

I wish I could ride a turtle.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you crush one under your heel.

 

I wish I had a pet turtle.

[Soran]

Granted but it waddles away.

 

I wish I could have a pet tiger.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are arrested for illegal ownership of a tiger.

 

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[The Invisible Handman]

You get one, it  gets confiscated a week later by animal services because you didn't feed it properly.

 

I wish the next person spontaneously combusted.

[Naota Takizawa]

How dare you,

 

I wish I could hang out with Filthy Frank. 

[Soran]

Granted, but he hangs out with you out of character.

 

I wish I could get all my work done in time.

 

~Soran

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get a constant stream of work.

 

I wish I could look like I came from the early 2000s. 

[The Invisible Handman]

You're trapped as your early 2000's self forever.

 

I wish my user name was the same backwards as it was forwards.

[Soran]

Granted, suddenly you're endorsed by Nascar.

 

I wish I to have a million dollars.

 

~Soran