The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you're actually working for a bowl of Caesar Salad.

 

 

I wish I could taste with my whole tongue, and not just on one side.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you can taste your whole tongue after I cloned it & made you eat it.

 

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you can't seem to remember any of the characters.

 

 

I wish my profile pic was better. (Probably gonna just redraw it.)

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted. nothing times nothing is still nothing, so its technically better.

 

i wish i would take the time to actually turn this sprite art into a real image.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it looks bad in real life.

 

I wish for a hat.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you get a turban.

 

 

I wish I wasn't bored and mad. I wish I had things to do, or at least think of things to do.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you will always need to find something to do or you will die.

 

I wish I was exempt from the law.

[tent163phantoka]

Granted, but your power goes to your head and you end up dying in a car accident from going way too fast.

 

I wish the BZP archives were back.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you've forgotten just how embarrassing you used to be.

 

I wish for world pieces.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, the world is already in pieces, just put together. Take it apart, you probably couldn't put it back together again.

 

 

I wish for love.

[Hordaki]

Granted, you get the third episode of the Netflix original series Love dubbed entirely in Portuguese on an old VHS tape.

 

I wish for Shrek 5.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you get a Shrek ASMR video.

 

 

I wish for a girlfriend, or at least someone who is a female and I was very close friends with, either way I what it to be a platonic relationship, I'm not ready for commitment on THAT level.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but she turns out to be an alien impostor and takes you to her home planet which is slightly hotter than you'd prefer at all times.

 

I wish for a tuna sandwich.

[Toa Imrukii]

But it's a sandwich made of you, Anchovy.

 

Granted, but she turns out to be an alien impostor and takes you to her home planet which is slightly hotter than you'd prefer at all times.

 

I wish for a tuna sandwich.

And I'm just fine with this.

 

 

I wish for a Kualsi. As in an actual Kualsi, one that would allow me to literally teleport from place to place IRL.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you slam into a wall by accident.

 

I wish for a real life kanohi Miru I can use.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you can't figure out how to turn or take it off and you just kinda float there. Forever.

 

I wish for a functioning Kanohi Faxon that I could use.

[Unit#phntk#1]

Granted. It can't copy powers from Rahi, just animals that exist. And animals that exist don't have powers.

 

 

I wish for a functioning P-38 Lightning.

 

 

~Unit#phntk#1

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it is shot down by a modern fighter jet.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you still suffer symptoms of sleep deprivation like normal. You just won't die from it.

 

I wish for unlimited power.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you become too powerful & a dragon god comes down to earth to destroy you.

 

I wish I was good at writing horror stories.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you can only write about horror stories that involve skeletons, and even then they aren't very good.

 

 

I wish people knew what my symbol meant.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but people get the wrong meaning & curse you for making an offensive symbol.

 

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you have to do more work to make up for the homework.

 

 

I wish to be able to ask to have someone to be with, without sounding weird or creepy.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but everyone responds to you with a no.

 

I wish I didn't have to schoolwork. 

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you have to do yard work instead.

 

 

I wish I had more creative inspiration.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but only for making skeleton puns.

 

I wish that Grant Gustin's Flash was in the Justice League movie.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, he's too fast cool (sanic), and would probably just shoot himself off into space.

 

 

I wish to feel better.

[Petewa]

Granted, you feel better for one day a decade, but for the rest of your life, you suffer chronic depression.

 

I wish for a foot.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get trench foot & your leg has to be amputated.

 

I wish for some gloves.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.theyre torn.

 

i wish for a plastic box full of all the bionicles i missed out on.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, the box breaks & any sets from 2008-2010 fall apart.

 

I wish I had the bionicle summer wave sets.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but they were stolen from Lego headquarters, so now there's a manhunt for you.

 

I wish Martian Manhunter was in the Justice League movie.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, it probably wouldn't change a thing.

 

 

I wish for a Toriel Plush.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you stole it from Toby Fox.

 

I wish I didn't have a bad cough.

[Hordaki]

Granted, you have a mediocre cough.

 

I wish for pain.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, you get rough and tough love instead.

 

 

I wish for my Premier Membership to kick in soon. (No seriously, I bought it, just waiting on it.)

Edited March 2, 2016 by Toa Imrukii

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, it runs out tomorrow.

 

I wish I was a premier member.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, your Proto Energy goes haywire, and you banned for like, a day.

 

 

I wish that I could remove the dysfunctional phantom Anti-Virus on my computer.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but you accidentally remove your entire hard drive.

 

I wish Spongebob was good again.

[Toa Imrukii]

Grant it, it will be years before that happens, your kids will have had their own kids before it ever gets better.

 

 

I wish for love, not LOVE.