The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the part of the brain that holds long term memories is damaged and you die from a stroke.

 

I wish I had the rest of my maths book. 

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you don't have any of the answers though.

 

i wish for fairy godparents.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but I misheard you and give you very odd parents.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.now you have to eat 8 hours a day

 

 

i wish i didnt have to eat.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you must sleep 25 hours a day.

 

I wish I was on Regular Show.

[Soran]

Wish granted, you're on a regular show. 

 

I wish I had more time.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it runs out quickly.

 

I wish I could go to two parties at once

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.i cut you in half.

 

i wish cartoon physics applied in life.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you can't live through the injuries sustained.

 

I wish I was a legendary power ranger.

[Petewa]

Granted, you're legendary, everyone knows your name...because you were the worst Ranger in history.

 

 

I wish for a sandwich.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted, you get a cheesed off Pohatu with a witch's hat chasing you around.

 

i wish i made money off of my youtube channel.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you don't make enough and YouTube shuts you down.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.i get a second wish for that.

 

i wish for a toy transformer that is alive

and

i wish for a real transformer that can be controlled remotely.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, they're both Megatron and Starscream.

 

I wish I was the best Leage of Legends player.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.no one with a 'real' job respects you,not even the kid behind the counter at mcdonalds.

 

i wish daredevil had been named batman instead.(IT MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE!!!)

Edited January 24, 2016 by Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the creator of Batman is not pleased with his character's dip in popularity and rises from the dead to eat the brains of Daredevil's character. 

 

I wish I had the best circus in the world. 

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted. peta shuts you down.

 

i wish for a baby fox as a pet

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the mother attacks you.

 

I wish I was on adventure time.

[Unit#phntk#1]

Granted, you're a generic evil mook that gets flattened by a rock as a source of comic relief.

 

I wish I had an M61 Vulcan.

 

 

~Unit#phntk#1

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's too heavy to lift.

 

I wish I was a knight.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you lose all of your modern conveniences, and cannot use any you come across in your day to day processes.

 

i wish for more people to  play Trove.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the servers crash.

 

I wish I was an NCR ranger.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted. youre in a post apocalypse, with no modern necessities, which wouldnt be so bad if you hadnt had them before.

 

 

i wish for a job aoffering from achievement hunter

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are paid $5 an hour to act as a slave for Roosterteeth.

 

I wish I was a successful bio tuber.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you are the only one, so without any real comparison what seems as successful to you is woeful compared to other professions.

 

i wish i had chewbaccas bowcaster.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you blast yourself with it by accident.

 

I wish I wasn't a scrub.

[tent163phantoka]

Granted, but you still can't get the ladies.

 

I wish I could date a superheroine.

[SynthMav]

you do but she is really really bad at her job and your are always the damsal in distress

 

can i be batman

[Naota Takizawa]

No, you can only be Tahu Nuva.

 

I wish I wasn't surrounded by pigeons (the female version of scrubs. Also applies to Gold Diggers.) 

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.youre surrounded by scrubs.

 

i wish i was on Scrubs(the tv show)

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you are a patient that is forced to die.

 

I wish I was a Psycho Ranger.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you work at yellowstone and try to fight a bear.you lose.

 

i wish i had a really tasty ham and cheese sandwich.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but everything you eat afterwards tastes bad.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school. 

[Soran]

Wish granted, you don't have to go back to school but school comes and visits you instead.

 

I wish I had the power to control time.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you control time poorly.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to maths tutoring,

[Ghidora131]

Granted, and while you're at it, you get attacked and killed by Daleks.

 

(don't think I'm a doctor who fan, I'm stilltrying to figure out how doctor #23 is using the jarvis, or whatever it's called)

 

 

I wish for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, happy new year.

 

Kapura'd.

Edited January 31, 2016 by Ghidora131

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you get kicked from reality for spam.

 

also its february.not really that new anymore.

 

i wish it was 2015 again, so i could rewatch SWTFa on release day.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, the cinema is crowded and there are no seats left.

 

I wish I had a sleeve of corsages. 

[Toa Imrukii]

But you can't find a store that caries it in your size

 

Granted, but Sans constantly pranks you, Papyrus force feeds you spaghetti, Toriel argues with your current mom, Alphys hogs the TV & DVD players to watch anime, Undyne likes to visit uninvited to snuggle with her girlfriend, Flowey lives in the backyard and Asgore becomes best bros with your dad. Asriel couldn't make it to your world unfortunately.

And I'm okay with this.

 

 

 

I wish Toriel were actually real.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, she argues with your mom.

 

I wish I had a personal Vahki.