The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but instead you have a lot of bug errors in your games after you updated your games.

 

I wish for some delicious grilled chicken wings.

[Petewa]

Granted, but they still have the feathers.

 

 

I wish for a hand to grow out of your...foot.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but I can kick and slap you at the same time now.

 

I wish I was a rahkshi.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.tahu kills you and youre retconned.

 

i wish for you to have a nice day.

Edited December 19, 2015 by Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM

[Naota Takizawa]

Thank you.

 

I wish I had the Xbox 360 version of Fallout New Vegas. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but that's the only version of Fallout Las Vegas you can get.

 

I wish for a delicious steamed lobster as my dinner this night.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's rotten and it gives you good poisoning.

 

I wish I was part of the Brotherhood of Steel.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you're in the disastrous old Steel movie and critically hated and forgotten.

 

i wish we had no bad movie sequels/prequels.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the original movies suck.

 

I wish I wasn't so thirsty.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.youre hungry.

 

i wish i didnt need to shave.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you become cold all of a sudden.

 

I wish I had power armor.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but Ultron compacts it on you.

 

 

I wish Ultron was a grape jelly.

[Soran]

Granted but not Ultron is jelly for everyone and it attempts to enslave the entire world again.

 

I wish I had more time.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted,but now you have less space.

time for some swinter cleaning!

 

i wish that i wasnt a nerd.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are a geek now. You devote your life to many hobbies now.

 

I wish I wasn't a dork.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you become a hipster,and become a self fulfilling paradox.

 

i wish i could have the perfect fedora-to-tipping ratio.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you grow a ponytail+neck beard, wear sunglasses, a trilby and a trenchcoat along with an anime shirt. You are now a nice guy, on your way to reach euphoria by acting as a white knight.

 

I wish I was a hacker.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you're arrested for possible activities related to military information stealing crimes.

 

I wish for Kylo's Command Shuttle.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you can't pilot it, it's broken.

 

I wish I didn't have a stomach ache.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. Instead, you get a headache.

 

I wish for Millenium Falcon.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.spoilers/recent events ruin your experience,and you cant ever look yourself in the eye,because you know you are an inferior pilot.

 

i wish i could make the kessel run in 20 parsecs.

[Hordaki]

Granted, but since parsecs are measures of distance and NOT time (look it up), you'll have to make detours through a couple asteroid fields to make it in the asked distance.

 

I wish Star Wars Detours would be released.

[Petewa]

Granted, but it gets detoured, and doesn't get released in your country.

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have so much work to do on Christmas break.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you have to do it over the last week of summer.

 

i wish i didnt have to go to work after i graduate.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, with no source of income, you can't pay your bills and soon become homeless. You go insane and you feel like your toys are mocking you.

 

I wish Pohatu was the best set of 2016

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.the other sets are just av-matoran builds, in the most non unique colors and molds.the horror.

 

i wish the comic sans font didnt get so much hate.

[Petewa]

Granted, it now gets even more unjustified hate.

 

 

I wish for a sandvich.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you touch Natasha by accident and the heavy punches you.

 

I wish I was a boxer.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. You're now a boxer shorts.

 

I wish for a turbolaser turret at my home.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get blasted to bits.

 

I wish I had the ghostbusters set.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you accidentally cross the beams, and they're vaporised.

 

i wish to shake the hand of the nearest celebrity.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you can shake Chris Brown's hand.

 

I wish I was the real Slim Shady

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.you're an anorexic goth.

 

i wish for sterotypes to not be offensive and instead are all in good fun.

[Soran]

Wish granted, everyone is now awful and think that awful stereotypes are good.

 

I wish I had a penguin.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's Pingu. Noot noot!

 

I wish I could hang out with Pingu.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted.

noot noot.noot noot. noot noot.NOOT NOOT.NOOT NOOT. NOOT NOO-

 

 

i wish i were able to noclip through things.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you fall through the floor to the earth's crust.

 

I wish I was super edgy and hardcore.

[Petewa]

Granted, you're a sharp rock, your edgy and have a hard core.

 

 

I wish I was a baller, I wish I was a little bit taller,

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's so easy for you to get girls now, it's not fulfilling or fun anymore.

 

I wish for peanut butter and jelly.

[Petewa]

Okay, but you're bread. You've become a sandwich, someone eats you.

 

 

I wish for you to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a minnow.