The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. You get a tiny hot air balloon model that was made by plastic.

 

I wish for some rare Kanohi masks in my collection.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they get stolen.

 

I wish life wasn't so scary.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the life been bizarre instead.

 

I wish for a Mclaren P1.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's broken.

 

I wish I had Minecraft Story Mide.

[Bonkle]

It's..... something. I don't know what a "story mide" is. Have this blob. I guess you could pass it off as Missingno or something.

 

I wish I had a Wii Classic Controller, so I could play all the games I got that didn't tell me ahead of time they needed a classic controller.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the other controllers are way better.

 

I wish for the Evo XL Machine set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it has the wrong pieces.

 

I wish I culd spel probapyl.

[Petewa]

Granted, but every sentence you write ends in a comma.

 

 

 

I wish it had a happy ending.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Wish denied, because you didn't specify what the thing you want to have a happy ending.

 

I wish for some cash to buy some Lego sets.

[Petewa]

Wish denied, because you didn't specify what the sets you wanted to buy were.

 

 

I wish people wouldn't deny my wishes.

[Soran]

Wish Denied, no paradoxes allowed.

 

I wish for the the strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.

[Ghidora131]

Granted.

 

You can change your clothes, you can't get rich, and you think nothing's changed.

 

 

I wish for the future to be past the present.

[Petewa]

Granted, but yesterday was so long ago, tomorrow comes by so fast that you don't notice, 'till it's yesterday as well.

 

 

 

I wish for this wish to be denied.

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish denied.

 

I wish I wasn't so easily scared. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. You been crying easily instead.

 

I wish for a new Rolex watch.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get attacked and robbed.

 

I wish I knew how to do maths.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but instead you can't do Science well.

 

I wish for a Ducati superbike.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you know what I'm going to say.

 

I wish I had a catchphrase.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the catchphrase you have is terrible.

 

I wish I can go to a Toy R Us shop now.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get laughed at by babies and parents.

 

I wish I had a butler.

[Petewa]

Granted, but not really, because you created a paradox!?!?!

 

(the next guy gets two wishes)

[SynthMav]

I wish for a sandwhich

i also wish for batman to be real 

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Batman slaps the sandwich out of your hand since it's poisoned.

 

I wish I was immune to radiation.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the others dead by radiation and causing you to live alone forever.

 

I wish I can control all 42 Rahkshi powers.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you can handle him and they kill you.

 

I wish people wouldn't follow me.

[Bonkle]

Granted they stalk you into your house.

 

I wish I had a 3DS XL

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. The 3DS you received is in XL size and they drop it on your house, crushing your house.

 

I wish for a Imperial Star Destroyer.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the thermal vent gets blown up.

 

I wish I knew everything.

[SynthMav]

you do but you knowing everything cause you to appreciate not knowing anything because without a quest of knowledge we are nothing...

i wish for a non poisoned sandwhich 

[Petewa]

Granted, you get a hot dog sandwich with chocolate syrup.

 

 

 

 

I wish for...IDK, a pencil?

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get a blunt pencil.

 

I wish I knew how to photoshop bohrok.

[SynthMav]

you do but since you already know everything it fells less satisfying doing it for the first time

i wish for a non poisoned completely normal chicken sandwhich

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but chicken sandwiches are the last remaining normal thing in your world.

 

I wish I didn't have sunburn.

[SynthMav]

you dont but your always freezing cold

i wish for a gold looking titan mata nui

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[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's made from cheap imitation gold.

 

I wish I had the a Toa Hagah Iruini set.

[Petewa]

Granted, but it's the only set you've got.

 

 

 

 

I wish for the skills required to draw and write a decent comic.

[Guest]

Granted, but you soon realize how hard comics are and choose to start cooking instead.

 

I wish to be granted an uncorruptable wish.

[Petewa]

Granted, but you didn't say that you were the one to get the uncorruptable wish, and so, rather than your wish not being uncorrupted, mine is. My bagel wish, I mean.

 

 

I wish for Aerixx to get his uncorruptable wish, because now I feel bad.

[Guest]

Granted, but that wish is your death. B'bye.

 

I wish for redemption for my sins.

[Petewa]

Granted, my religion believes in that for everyone.

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.