The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Petewa]

Granted, you are the leedur of your own little world, blue your house with a blue little window, and a blue corvette and everything is blue for you, and yourself and everybody around.

 

 

 

 

I wish for Hafu's Ruru.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you accidentally get Taipu's Pakari. Those poor guys look too similar.

 

I wish for Matau's Noble Mahiki.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Matau pranked you, it's a powerless mask and it has a bomb strapped to it,

 

I wish for Gali's Kaukau.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. You get Hahli's Kaukau because both Gali's and Hahli's Kaukau are the same mask.

 

I wish I can make a powerful Kanohi mask for myself.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you make the mask of ultimate power and get knocked out.

 

I wish I had Lewa's Miru.

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[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but it's a Infected Kanohi Miru.

 

I wish for Hahli's Kanohi Faxon.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get a regular noble faxon.

 

I wish I had Pohatu's Kakama.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the Kakama you get is the powerless version.

 

I wish that the Elda and Kaukau is designed to have a much more feminine look.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but every other toa gets a female looking mask, which looks odd on their masculine bodies.

 

I wish for a green Pakari.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but it's useless.

 

I wish that most of the Toa of water has a much more feminine design on them.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but so does every other male toa set.

 

I wish I could visit Japan.

[Vrokorta]

Granted, but you get stepped on by Godzilla.

 

I wish sonic colors was better.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, Sonic gets better colors.

 

I wish I could sleep during the day.

[thetimeninja]

Granted, but you can't at night

 

I wish every thing becomes awesome

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. Everything is now awesome except you.

 

I wish that I can visit England.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are banned for pronouncing their words wrong.

 

I wish I could hang out with Smosh.

[Bonkle]

Granted, but they're just as annoying and unoriginal as the content on their channel. You leave after five minutes.

 

I wish I could make good stop-motion movies.

[JAG18]

Granted, but nobody watches them because people don't have good taste anymore.

 

I wish I had mind-bogling reflexes. 

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your mind is damaged by all that bogglin.

 

I wish I was a goblin.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but Spider Man mistaken you to been Green Goblin and defeat you.

 

I wish that I can own a Lambohghini Aventador.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's a cheap knockoff and it breaks down, exploding and destroying an entire carpark.

 

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

GRANTED, BUT SHE HAS A BEARD. AND A MOUSTACHE. AND IS CREEPY.

 

 

I WISH FOR A BOWL OF RICE

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's gone stale.

 

I wish I didn't have to do training tonight.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you still need to do it tomorrow.

 

I wish for a BMW car.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's rusty and broken.

 

I wish I could hang out with the Power Rangers in space.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you're all dead because you didn't equipped with any suitable equipments.

 

I wish for a huge UCS Lego set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, it's so big that the Lego Company drops it on your house.

 

I wish I had a grand weapon.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. The grand weapon is "grand" in everything including the cost, causing the maintenance of the weapon to been a absolute bad dream.

 

I wish for a Porsche 918 Spyder car.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, it's filled with spiders.

 

I wish it wasn't so hot today.

[thetimeninja]

Granted, but now its too cold

 

 

I wish I was Legos CEO

[Petewa]

Granted, but the fanbase hates you for making some fairly bad decisions.

 

 

I wish for enough money to buy more Bionicle sets.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you don't get any money to pay your bills.

 

I wish I could hang out with my crush.

[Granberia Doragoon]

Granted!!!!

 

You get crushed.

 

I want earth to explode.

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish denied, you will destroy all of humanity and nature.

 

I wish I could breathe on the moon.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you can't breathe on Earth.

 

I wish for some epic moments in Bionicle G2.

[Bonkle]

Granted, they are too epic and your face melts off.

 

I wish Super Paper Mario was multiplayer.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the N64 can't handle it and your system blows up.

 

I wish I was pert of a cult.

[Petewa]

Granted, but you're all arrested for being illegal.

 

 

 

I wish for a plunger button.

[evil_jaga_genius]

Granted, but this button is wired to make your toilet clog on demand.

 

I wish for a balloon, shaped like Pi.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it bursts.

 

I wish I had a hot air balloon.