The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, you been the leader of cult for yourself.

 

I wish that I'm can be one of the Toa in the Toa Mata team.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are replaced by Takanuva.

 

I wish I had the Avohkii...

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but it's a fake Avohkii toy mask that made by plastic.

 

 I wish that I can be a Glatorian warrior that can fight in the arena.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Malum is your opponent and he attacks you after you surrender.

 

I wish I was a great being.

[Petewa]

Granted. You make some pretty poor decisions.

 

 

 

I wish for another shrubbery.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but it's useless.

 

I wish that I have the Maxilos and Spinax set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the connectors are swapped out with brittle pieces.

 

I wish I had more intestines.

[Petewa]

Granted, you have more intestines from all the people you've killed. You're imprisoned now.

 

 

 

 

I wish for you to cut down the largest tree in the forest...with a minnow.

[Bonkle]

Granted, but the tree falls and crushes you.

 

I wish I could meet the All American Rejects.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you find out they've become part of a gang. You are forced to do their chores now.

 

I wish I was a band member.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you're been replaced with another new member of the gang.

 

I wish that Galidor never exists.

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish denied, it is so bad that it cannot be wished away.

 

(I also give the next person to post two wishes.)

Edited November 5, 2015 by Arnold Schwarzenegger

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

I wish that I can drive the Jetrax T6 and also being a Toa Phantoka

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Antroz kills you before you get to drive the Jetrax.

 

I wish I was a power ranger.

[Petewa]

Granted, but you're given the short end of the script.

 

 

I wish people would read the invisitext.

[Dane-gerous]

uhhh...

I think this is where you wish, Petewa?

I wish I was Rider

[Petewa]

Granted, but because you were vague, you're a bicycle rider.

 

 

I wish the same thing I wished two posts ago.

[Dane-gerous]

well

I...

I wish for the same thing I wished for two posts ago too!

 

(I mean the Rahkshi, Rider)

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you become Windrider and replace her as a global moderator. BZPower doesn't take kindly to this and you are given a special title: "Scum of the Universe"

 

I wish I could catch Ho-oh

[Dane-gerous]

I have no idea what that means, so you are turned into a rabbit instead. You are then eaten by a wolf. Which is then eaten by a tiger.

 

I wish I could change my name early.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. Nothing happens after that.

 

I wish that I have a B-Wing Starfighter.

[Dane-gerous]

Granted, but you know nothing of how to fly it, and you crash and die.

I wish I could go to a restaurant right now..

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the restaurant you're going are now closed.

 

I wish that I'm Admiral Ackbar.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you fail to predict when traps will occur and you are killed.

 

I wish I passed my exams.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but that's in your dream.

 

I wish that I have the 2003 Takanuva set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the Ussanui & Takanuva are built from the wrong parts and it doesn't even come with two Avohkiis. 

I wish *NSYNC would reunite. 

[Infamousevil]

Granted, but the Ussanui & Takanuva are built from the wrong parts and it doesn't even come with two Avohkiis. 

I wish *NSYNC would reunite. 

Granted, but they become terrible.

 

I wish people would make contracts with me to become Magical Girls.

[Petewa]

...What?

 

 

I wish for someone to change the subject of this topic.

Edited November 6, 2015 by Kyle Whyte: Speed Itself

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the topic become more terrible after the subject of this topic been changed.

 

I wish that I have the 2003 Makuta set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but when you open the box, you find that Teridax has the wrong pieces and his Kraakhan is replaced with a red Hau.

 

I wish I had all the 2002 Toa Nuva sets.

Edited November 7, 2015 by Arnold Schwarzenegger

[Bonkle]

Granted, they come with the Mata masks and don't have the armor, so they're pretty much the Mata with beefier legs.

 

I wish Lego Rock Band was available again.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it sucks.

 

I wish I was an admin on BZPower.

[Volatile]

Granted. You have so much on your shoulders that it makes you suicide.

 

I wish I had a Tank

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. You get a toy tank that made by Lego parts.

 

I wish that I have the Skopio XV-1 set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the joints are broken.

 

I wish I had more mixels sets.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the sets you get are bootleg Mixels sets

 

I wish that I have a Jedi Starfighter for myself.

Edited November 7, 2015 by ArmstrongYong

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it is malfunctional.

 

I wish I had all the Inika sets. 

Edited November 7, 2015 by Arnold Schwarzenegger

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but most of the parts are in wrong colors.

 

I wish that I'm Keetongu.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you can only see with one eye.

 

I wish I could get a job.

[Petewa]

Granted, you get paid in work. As in when you work for your job, your payment is an inclinement to work more.

 

 

I wish for a bagel.