The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but seagulls chase after you for the bagel.

 

I wish I could play the piano. 

[Petewa]

 

I wish for moniez.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are given bootleg monopoly monies, which can only be exchanged for widgets and since the exchange rate has become terrible,you only get a single cents worth in gears.

 

I wish I could pass my math exam.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you pass by it as you sneak by the building, skipping school. Have fun working at McDonald's.

 

I wish I could finish up my self-MOC.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but it collapses under heavy weight after you finish your MOC.

 

I wish that I'm a X-Wing pilot.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you're Red 6. (you die)

 

I wish I had a B-wing.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are blown up during space combat.

 

I wish I had a sega genesis. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but it's only a plastic replica model that can't do anything.

 

I wish that I have a speeder bike.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you crash it.

 

I wish I was good at leauge of legends.

[Petewa]

Granted, but everyone else is better.

 

I wish for Galaga.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you suck at the game.

 

I wish I had an NES.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the memory card and the controllers is missing.

 

I wish that I can take control of The Enterprise starship from Star Trek.

Edited November 10, 2015 by ArmstrongYong

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the crew makes you the janitor since you're aren't authorized to be a pilot. 

 

I wish Roodaka was real. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but she order her Visorak army to attack everyone and turning them to been a Hordika.

 

I wish that I can fight the Piraka gang with the Toa Inika.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are the least experienced and Thok freezes you in place before Reidak buries you in quicksand.

 

I wish I could hang out with the power rangers. 

[Petewa]

Granted, but they only hang out with you because they feel sorry for you, being a Hordika Human and all.

 

Granted, but you suck at the game.

LIES!.?!.?,!

 

I wish for a better stylus.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but it broken after you only use it for one hour.

 

I wish that I can be a Skrall warrior.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are killed by Baterra. 

 

I wish I could rap. 

[Petewa]

Granted, but you can't do so well.

 

 

 

 

I wish for another shrubbery.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they're useless.

 

I wish I was a transformer. 

[Petewa]

Granted, but, you're an obscure redeco that nobody cares about.

 

 

 

I wish for a post-apocalyptic netherrealm.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but why would you want Zombie pigman, flames, lava, Ghasts, Blazes, Whithers, sand filled with the souls of the dead, quartz and bricks?

 

I wish I had all the rock raiders sets.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the parts are useless.

 

I wish that I'm Axonn.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Brutaka kills you.

 

I wish I had pizza to eat. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but there's a grammar error in your wish so I give you a book named "Pizza to Eat".

 

I wish that I'm Jaller, Toa of Fire.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are given an ugly mask and Zaktan kills you.

 

I wish I was Lewa. 

[Petewa]

Granted, you get the short end of life.

 

Granted, but why would you want Zombie pigman, flames, lava, Ghasts, Blazes, Whithers, sand filled with the souls of the dead, quartz and bricks?

To misquote Elsa, "The cold Nether bothered me anyway,"
 

I wish for the fire equivalent of Elsa's powers from "Frozen"

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. You accidentally burn your house and you are homeless.

 

I wish that I can hang out with the Toa Mahri.

[Petewa]

Granted, but you don't have a scuba face, and can't survive underwater, like they can.

Granted. You accidentally burn your house and you are homeless.

Screw that, I'll make a palace out of flames.

 

I wish for a parachute.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the parachute has a big hole and cause it to be useless.

 

I wish that I'm Kopaka, Toa of Ice.

Edited November 11, 2015 by ArmstrongYong

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but a Muaka eats you.

 

I wish I was a Zyuranger. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. You fight your enemies in your nearby city and cause serious damages.

 

I wish that I can join the Voya Nui Resistance Team.

[Petewa]

Granted, you're keeled.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for people to understand my obscure quotes and references.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, they're no longer obscure and Ghidorah laughs at you.

 

I wish I didn't have to do my English exam tomorrow. 

[Petewa]

Granted, you have to do it yesterday.

 

 

 

I wish for another shrubbery.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but I burn it down.

 

I wish I could make good MOCs.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but other peoples make better MOCs than you.

 

I wish that I can hang out with the water Toa's like Gali and Hahli.

[Petewa]

Ehh..."Toa's" is a possessive noun. Toa would be the plural, but since you wanted to hang out with the Ga-Toa's like Gali...umm...you're hanging upside-down, bound by your feet, next to Toa Vhisola's love letters to the other Ga-Toa.

 

I wish the people of this world could use grammar correctly.

Edited November 11, 2015 by Kyle Whyte: Speed Itself

[Bonkle]

granted but i stel dont no wat im doin

 

I wish for a heavy metal version of the Lego Movie.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but it's suck.

 

I wish that I have unlimited Lego parts.