The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Petewa]

Granted, you're Nidhiki.

 

 

 

 

I wish for a halloween costume.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get a stormtrooper costume. 

 

I wish I could pilot the Megazord. 

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you didn't know how to control it well.

 

I wish that I'm a Turaga.

[Petewa]

Granted. You lose your noble mask, now you're just an old guy with a powerless Kanohi mask.

 

 

Granted, but you get a stormtrooper costume. 

Success.

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel. (IDK, I'm out of options, gaiz)

[Naota Takizawa]

No, your wish is so boring, I'm giving you an imagination to use.

 

I wish I could go on an adventure with the toa mata.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but you lose because of lacking in experience.

 

I wish that I can control a Maxilos Robot.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you can't control the energy hound.

 

I wish I could work for the Bahrag Queens.

[Petewa]

Granted, but they mind control you into eating your friends.

[Naota Takizawa]

I get two wishes.

 

I wish I could hang out with Gali & Lewa and I wish I was a matoran of crystal.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted about your first wish, but some Rahkshi attacking you and both Lewa and Gali ran away.

Granted too about your second wish, but your body are made by crystal and causing to been hunted in anytime and everywhere.

 

I wish that I have a massive army of Skull Warriors.

[Petewa]

Granted, but some guy in a cloak mutters, "execute order sixty-six," and they all turn on you.

 

 

 

I wish for another shrubbery:

 

[Naota Takizawa]

No, your wish is so ###### boring, I'm giving you an imagination to use.

I wish I was good at league of legends. 

[Petewa]

No, your wish is so ###### boring, I'm giving you an imagination to use.

 

I wish for MONIEZ!?!

[evil_jaga_genius]

Monopoly moniez.

 

I wish for a reason to destroy my alarm clock.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, it keeps waking you up and ruining your dreams. There's your reasons to destroy your alarm clock.

 

I wish I was a math tutor.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. You been a math tutor for yourself.

 

I wish that I have a lot of "Like" in my Facebook.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they're useless.

 

I wish I could hang out with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Petewa]

Granted, but he doesn't like you, so he leaves awkwardly, saying, "I'll be back," he lies.

 

 

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend.

[Naota Takizawa]

No, your wish is so ###### boring, I'm giving you an imagination & the power of creativity to use.

I wish I was respected on BZPower.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you spend a lot of money on Premier to get full proto, but no one notices. You lost a lot o' cash.

 

I wish I was famous OR infamous on BZP.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted,you become a mass spammer that hacks into BZPower and removes all the staff members from their positions, giving yourself the title of Premier Forum Administrator and your rank is "Ninjago Hater". Black Six files a lawsuit and your IP number is banned from visiting BZPower.

 

I wish I was good at league of legends.

[Bonkle]

Granted, everyone thinks you hack, and you are banned from the game.

 

"Ninjago Hater".

I don't hate Ninjago, I hate that it took a 180.

 

And seriously, where did you find that out?

[Naota Takizawa]

I remember a post saying that you didn't like Ninjago because it had modern technology in it, so I took that and exaggerated it.

 

I wish I had all the Ninjago sets.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. Now you didn't have any extra places to store other sets.

 

I wish that I have a TIE Fighter.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's a tiny lego set version.

I wish I had Photoshop. 

[Petewa]

Granted, but it costs you an arm and a leg.

 

Your dominant arm and your left leg.

 

 

I wish for all the Ninjago mech sets.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they are life sized and unfortunately, one of the ghosts stomps on you.

 

I wish I had all of the 2015 bionicle sets.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted, but the bionicle sets you get are bootleg sets.

 

I wish that I have a Lambda-class Imperial Shuttle.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you crash on Venus. 

 

I wish I could become a sailor scout. 

[evil_jaga_genius]

You become the TF2 Scout onboard an aircraft carrier.  Whilst playing baseball on deck, you run out to catch a ball and fall off the side of the ship.

 

I wish I could bottle creative juice.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but if you bottle creative juice, it becomes old and stale. That's what happens when you bottle creativity.

 

I wish I was a toa of crystal.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you break easily.

 

I wish I had the Mahri Matoro set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but he comes to life and makes you wear the mask of life to die.

 

I wish I had the Tahu Mata set from 2001.

[Bonkle]

Granted, he kills you with the flame sword.

 

I wish I had some mythic rare MTG cards.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get mythic rare energy cards.

 

I wish I could make good comics.

[ArmstrongYong the X-Wing]

Granted. Now you are famous and been busy with your comic works, causing you to been unable to do other things.

 

I wish that I have a kanohi Hau.

[Petewa]

Granted. It's powerless, and big enough that it fits perfectly on your nose, but too small for the rest of your face.

 

 

I wish for Bronze to be more active in the site.

[BronzeJet (I can FLY)]

fine granted

 

but you are forced to speed up the process with the mark 4 and 7 of the BronzeJet armor

 

 

i wish that i could speak latin so that no one would understand a single thing i said

[Petewa]

Granted, but other people do speak latin, you realize?

 

I wish Bronze was a faster typer.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but he is so fast that he can't stop himself.

 

I wish I was the leader of a cult.