The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Petewa]

Granted, but you're eternally ugly.

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Granted. It's moldy.

 

I wish I could go to Coruscant's capital sector.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you go there during Grievous's raid and you are killed by a MagnaGuard.

 

I wish I could be a Power Ranger. _{(DINO RANGERS ROAR)}

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get stuck with an ankylosaurus mech and it's not that good at fighting. 

 

I wish I could hang out with Lewa. 

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

Granted. You are now stranded in another universe, forever alone as the only human and your matoran buddies never age while you eventually wither and die and left as jsut a memory that will eventually become forgotten by the matoran race's inevitable memory corruption after a couple thousand years.

 

I wish my sleep pattern would get back to normal (currently mostly nocturnal).

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your vision is hindered by sunlight in exchange.

 

I wish I could resist cold temperatures. 

[Bonkle]

Granted, you are now severely burned at the slightest heat.

 

I wish I had all of the Transformers Thrilling 30 figures.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Michael Jackson replaces all of the transformers, meaning you get 30 Michael Jackson figures. 

 

I wish I had a Link action figure.

[Petewa]

Granted, but it's bootlegged.

 

Granted, but you get stuck with an ankylosaurus mech and it's not that good at fighting.

An Ankylosaurus zord would likely equip the accompanying megazord with both a shield and a mace, both very useful for combat purposes.

 

 

With that in mind, I wish to be an Ankylosaurus themed Power Ranger, with an Ankylosaurus Zord.

[Volatile]

Granted. But you are forced to do the Hopak dance for the rest of eternity.

 

I wish I had the mask

[Petewa]

Granted, but it's a powerless, matoran-level mask.

 

 

 

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

[Naota Takizawa]

You can't tell me what to do, so I won't grant your wish.

 

I wish I was a power ranger. 

[Volatile]

No. No you're not.

 

I wish I had a mech

[Petewa]

This is the "Corrupt a Wish" thread, not the "Refuse to Grant a Wish" thread, either corrupt it, or get lost.

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[The Tokytot]

Granted, but you trip and drop it in my mouth. It was delicious by the way.

 

I wish for sandpaper.

[Bonkle]

Granted, I rub it all over your face.

 

I wish I could be a Ninja Storm Power Ranger.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are mistaken for a villain and the other rangers attack. 

 

I wish I was a Zeo power ranger. 

[Bonkle]

Granted, you are the Red Ranger who can hardly see out of his mask.

 

I wish to be an RPM Power Ranger.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are considered to be a Turbo Ranger ripoff and the putty patrol beats you up for no reason.

 

I wish I was a Turbo Ranger. 

[Bonkle]

Granted, my RPM buddies come back for revenge.

 

I wish to be an "in Space" Power Ranger.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the TMNT are brainwashed and they infiltrate your ship. (Yes, that actually happened in the show, but all I could find on youtube is this clip.) 

 

I wish I was a Lost Galaxy Ranger. 

[Petewa]

Granted. You're pink.

 

 

 

I wish to be an Dino Thunder ranger.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you're fossilized by the white ranger.

 

I wish I was a Lightspeed Rescue Ranger.

[Petewa]

Granted, yer teh pink one.

 

 

 

 

I wish to be a Dino Thunder Ranger aside from Dr. Oliver.

[Volatile]

Granted. You die in your first mission.

 

I wish to have more time to do work, have fun etc.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get more time to work and have fun, but as for everything else, like your chores, you only get one second. 

 

I wish I could sing. 

[Petewa]

Granted. You can sing. You can not, however, sing well.

 

 

 

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish denied.

 

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. 

[Petewa]

We could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in.

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Bonkle]

Granted, it's very stale and you die from eating it.

 

I wish to be a Jungle Fury Power Ranger.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get to control a frog megazord. 

 

I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate the new bionicle series. 

[Bonkle]

Granted, he uses a completely different voice for the series and sounds just like the narrator.

 

I wish that Petewa would stop making the ledge wish over and over.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted. Unfortunately, he's going to keep making that stupid bagel wish.

 

I wish Michael Jordan would voice Lewa. 

[Bonkle]

Granted, but they have to pay him so much that the show doesn't have money for more characters, and they don't have money for more sets.

 

I wish Morgan Freeman would voice Turaga Vakama.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Greg argues with the Lego Company for casting Morgan Freeman and he quits at the end of 2003.

 

I wish Kira Buckland would voice Gali. 

[Petewa]

Who?

 

 

 

 

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. (does no one know this to be a reference to nineties music?)

[Bonkle]

But the Platinum Avohkii's down there! Granted, I step back and kick you over the edge.

 

I wish people liked my jokes.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but comedians all over the world start to hate you since they're losing all their money due to people paying to hear you speak instead of them.

 

I wish I could write fanfiction. 

[Bonkle]

Granted, but since it's just for BZP someone steals it and copyrights it.

 

I wish I could get this stupid essay for English class done.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you do it poorly.

 

I wish I could get the series 6 mixels.