The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they have the wrong kanohi, their punches are really weak so the kanohi game can't be played and the tank treads stick to any surface.

 

I wish for the Nui-Rama set.

[Petewa]

Granted, but:

they have the wrong kanohi, their punches are really weak so the kanohi game can't be played and the tank treads stick to any surface.

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Bonkle]

Granted, but it has the wrong butter, the flavor is really weak so it's not worth eating and it sticks to the roof of your mouth.

[Naota Takizawa]

I get two wishes since you didn't ask for one.

 

I wish for the Nui-Jaga and Muaka+Kane-Ra set.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, but now your wallet hates you and I also just stole those sets from you.

 

I wish I hadn't just admitted to breaking and entering and theft on a public forum.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you admitted to some worse stuff.

 

I wish for the '01 Jala, the only McToran I still don't have.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you lose all your other mctoran in exchange.

 

I wish for a Gahlok-Va.

[Bonkle]

Granted. No Krana, staff, or headpiece.

 

I wish for a Levahk-Kal

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, except its real and it uses its katanas to slice up everything in your house.

 

I wish for a Pahrak Va

[Bonkle]

Granted. No Krana, staff, or headpiece.

I wish for a Brutaka set.

[The Editor]

Granted. When it arrives, it's a cheap China knockoff of bionicle.

 

I wish that all my homework would go away.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get tests instead and when your tests are meant to happen, you get exams.

 

I wish there was an official Metru Nui Online Game. 

[Petewa]

Do I look like the kind of person who cares?

 

 

 

I wish you would read the fine print.

[The Editor]

Your wish is granted. You look like a person who does not care, and because you always look that apathetic, you are unable to form relationships and meaningful bonds with others.

[Petewa]

Hey, you wuz right!

 

 

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

[Bonkle]

No.

 

I wish for the Axonn set.

[Ghidora131]

Please stop with the spamming, Petewa.

 

@Bonkle: Granted, but when he gets to your house, Brutaka gets jealous and slices your head off from behind.

 

 

I wish for Makuta 2016 to appear today.

[Bonkle]

Granted. He takes over the world, and angry mobs riot at your house because you summoned him.

 

I wish for the Takua and Pewku set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Takua comes with a mata blue Pakari and Pewku is just a repackaged mini Ussal.

I wish for the 2003 Takanuva set.

Edited September 15, 2015 by Lewa the Soaring Champion

[Bonkle]

Granted, but Takua comes with a mata blue Pakari and Pewku is just a repackaged mini Ussal.

I wish for the 2003 Takanuva set.

You significantly improved the set for me.

 

Granted. All you get in the box is Takanuva STARS.

 

I wish for the 2003 Makuta set.

[The Editor]

Granted. A friend passes theirs to you, except that it's been used by said friend's dog as a chew toy since 2004 to present. The entire set is covered in enough slobber to scare a ga-matoran, and you aren't entirely certain you won't get rabies from pricking your finger on the sharper parts of the toy.

 

I wish for time manipulation powers.

[Petewa]

Gratned. But you don't know how to use them, and get stuck in time, eternally the center of some vaccuum in space.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Naota Takizawa]

How am I supposed to grant that wish when you set the world on fire yesterday? 

 

I wish for a Hoto bug. 

[The Editor]

Wish granted. You get it, along with a hospital stay because of the third degree burns associated with handling a heat-producing Rahi that can melt rock.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Petewa]

Granted. The world is in pieces.

 

 

 

I wish for a dinosaur.

[Volatile]

Granted. It eats you.

 

I wish I had all the Toa

[Bonkle]

Granted, You get all the best ones, as well as Tuyet, who comes alive and kills you.

 

I wish for the 03 Jaller set

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but Jaller comes with a yellow Komau instead of his Hau and the gukko is made from silver and white pieces.

 

I wish to learn mask making with Vakama.

[Bonkle]

Granted, but Jaller comes with a yellow Komau instead of his Hau and the gukko is made from silver and white pieces.

 

I wish to learn mask making with Vakama.

Once again, you made the set better for me.

 

Granted. Vakama accidentally drops molten metal on you.

 

I wish to learn carving with Onewa

[le-toa_rock]

Granted, but a carving falls on you and crushes you

 

 

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer hot dog

[Petewa]

You get eaten.

 

 

I wish people would take note of the reference when I say, "I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend,"

[The Editor]

Your wish is granted. I notice it and poke a hole in how accessible the reference is by saying "I don't really get it."

 

I wish Bastille's new album would come out faster.

[Bonkle]

Granted, you pirate it and get arrested.

 

I wish for a plain In'n'Out cheeseburger

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the cheeseburger is made in reverse, meaning you get nothing since it was disassembled.

 

I wish Nokama would teach my classes.

[Bonkle]

Granted. You get kicked out because it's a Ga-Metru all-female school.

 

I wish to spend a day with Turaga Whenua

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you don't get a kanohi to use and you stumble blindly through the archives, accidentally knocking over stasis tubes and releasing wild animals.

 

I wish I didn't have to live on Matau's couch.

[Bonkle]

Granted. You now live on Nuju's considerably colder couch.

 

I wish to live in a Metru for a day.

[The Editor]

Granted. You wake up in Ga-metru and everything's pretty cool until the matoran sic the vakhi on the strange, wholly organic alien in their presence.

You end up in the archives.

 

I wish my braces did not need retightening.

[Tahu3.0]

Granted but your teeth turned black for no reason

 

I wish i had a huge tv.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it blocks the entrance to the living room. 

 

I wish to live in Ta-Metru.