The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you are cursed to be mind controlled by Teridax. 

 

I wish to be a part of Steven Universe.

[Petewa]

Granted. You're his foot.

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[McNugget]

Granted... It has Salmon flavored Cream cheese.(That's actually a thing. I've seen it.)

 

I wish for 44 Dollars.

[Petewa]

Granted, you get forty-four Dalliors...isn't that what you asked for?

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[McNugget]

Granted. You get a Baygull. Otherwise known as a Seagull

 

I wish For 44 Guillotines. 

[Petewa]

Granted. But you decide to test them out yourself, and...well, you get the gist.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a brown Pakari.

[Bonkle]

I wish to re-bestow teh curse apon Bonkle.

 

Anyways, granted. It was black, but then a dog.... oops, this site is child-friendly.

 

I wish for a living Skull Spider pet, but it's still its current size.

[Petewa]

Granted. It's adorable, and nibbles on your toes, quite like a teething puppy, but then someone steps on it.

 

 

 

 

I wish for an apocalypse.

[Bonkle]

You already got it when you killed my Skull Spider, jerk.

 

I wish for a bunch of Skull Spiders to attack Petewa.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the skull spiders finish with Petewa and chase after you.

 

I wish I had a pet Muaka.

[Bonkle]

Granted. It's the size it would be if you were the size of a Toa. It eats you right away.

 

I wish I had a docile, toy-sized Manas pet.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it lives in your oven now, meaning you can't bake anything in there.

 

I wish for a pet Ussal.

[Petewa]

Granted. But it's set accurate in size. And therefore is useless if you had the intention to ride it.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for an apocalypse.

[Bonkle]

Granted. You are the first to get hit by a meteor.

 

I wish for a Pakari

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the mask is too powerful for you and you destroy your own house trying to open the door.

 

I wish for a Hau.

[Bonkle]

Granted. The shield turns on and off randomly and destroys things when you get near them.

 

I wish for a Kaukau

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the mask turns off when you go scuba diving.

 

I wish for a Miru.

[Bonkle]

Granted, but it fails while you are in midair.

 

I wish for a Kakama.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but EVERY motion is sped up.

 

I wish for a Pakari

[Bonkle]

Granted, but the mask is too powerful for you and you destroy your own house trying to open the door.

I wish for an Akaku.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it can't be turned off and you can see through everything, from fabrics to walls.

 

I wish for a Huna.

[Bonkle]

Granted. It's always active and people walk into you all the time. You are nothing.

 

I wish for a Matatu.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you can't lift up anything heavier than one kilo.

 

I wish for a Mahiki.

[Petewa]

Granted, but it's...UGLY!

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Granberia Doragoon]

You get a tire. Well it looks like a bagel

 

I want a cookie.

[Bonkle]

Too bad, you didn't even wish for it.

 

I wish for an MTG booster pack.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's full of weak cards.

 

I wish for a Komau.

[Bonkle]

Granted. You get it on vacation in Russia, and in Soviet Russia, mask mind control YOU! _{plus it's the noble version.}

 

I wish for a Noble Rau.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it uses google translate. And it's more inaccurate than a stormtrooper's blaster.

 

I wish for a squad of bohrok.

[Bonkle]

Granted. They all take turns slapping you with their lunge feature.

 

I wish for a Suletu

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your thoughts get projected and I start telling you messed up jokes that will stick in your mind.

 

I wish for an exo-toa.

[Bonkle]

Granted. It's Tahu with his organs on the outside. You barf everywhere.

 

I wish for a Boxor

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's malfunctioning.

 

I wish to hang out with the Bahrag queens.

[Bonkle]

Granted. They eat you and you hang out in their stomachs.

 

I wish for one of the Voya Nui Matoran sets

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they are assembled from the wrong pieces.

 

I wish to become a toa nuva. 

[Bonkle]

Granted. You're pretty powerful, but everyone hates you because HOLY KARZ THE MASK

 

I wish for a Metrutoran set.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get Nuhrii. With a MISPRINT RURU! Kidding, he's just got a throwbot disk and broken mask.

 

I wish for Karzahni. 

[Bonkle]

Granted. You get the set from ebay and open the box to find nothing but Sarda's mask.

 

I wish for a Skull Scorpio set.

[The Editor]

Granted. When you open the box, you discover that the set has been mispackaged.

It's actually a Lego Friends set. >:^)

 

Now, I wish for the sets of every Toa released during the Mahri Nui run of Bionicle.

Edited September 13, 2015 by The Editor

[Bonkle]

Granted. They're mostly okay, but Lesovikk and Hahli are just piles of dust for obvious reasons.

 

I wish for the Tarakava set.