The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Tahu3.0]

Granted but the pony escapes and you will never see it again

 

I wish for a bag of cracker jack that never gets empty.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

because it has infinite cracker jacks, it has infinite weight, so it falls down into the lower mantle of the earth and is obliterated.

 

i wish i was on fire.

[Toa Cykron]

Granted, but you immediate fall from the White Tower of Minas Tirith and die.

 

(I can't stop laughing man. I WISH I WAS ON FIRE)

 

 

I wish for world peace in my time.

[Tahu3.0]

Granted but when you die there will be a hedge war that will in the end destroy the world

 

I wish i own a Toys R Us

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

Granted, but you immediate fall from the White Tower of Minas Tirith and die.

 

(I can't stop laughing man. I WISH I WAS ON FIRE)

 

 

I wish for world peace in my time.

yay,im funny.

 

 

granted.you own a sentient wooden letter R that refers to itself in 2nd person.

 

i wish FOR A WISH OF WISHES GONE BYYYYY....(brownie points for anyone that understands that reference...)

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you don't get a wish.

 

I wish I could have another wish.

[Toa Cykron]

Granted, but instead of getting what you wanted from your second wish, you get everything in existence BESIDES what you wished for.

 

 

I wish I was never born

[Petewa]

Umm...granted...I guess...

 

 

 

 

I wish Cykron hadn't wished that.

[Ghidora131]

Granted. Instead, he wished you were never born. Goodbye...

 

 

I wish for banana splits at all coney islands.

[McNugget]

Granted, Bananas that do the Splits are preforming at all coney islands

 

I wish to win a Pokemon Battle.

[Petewa]

Granted, you win one, but you never win anything else again.

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Toa Cykron]

Granted, Bananas that do the Splits are preforming at all coney islands

 

I wish to win a Pokemon Battle.

Granted. You win a battle, but you lose the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

 

 

 

 

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Edited July 27, 2015 by Toa Cykron

[Petewa]

Granted, but there are less days in a week, month, and year.

[Toa Cykron]

Granted, but your bagel has raisins in it. The horror.

 

 

 

I wish for a turkey sandwich on flatbread

[Petewa]

Granted, but it has fry sauce on it.

 

 

 

 

I wish for fry sauce.

[tent163phantoka]

Granted. The fry sauce goes right into your eyes.

 

I wish I had a trade paperback of X-Men comics.

[Toa Cykron]

Granted, but they get caught in the rain and ruined beyond readability.

 

 

I want to freeze a chocolate bar and eat it with milk

[Naota Takizawa]

That's not a wish.

 

I wish people would respect me on the BZPRPG.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted,but instead everyone praises "ME",the first person to grab that name on the forum, who has long since stopped being active.

 

 

i wish i was on water.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you fall into the ocean and drown.

 

I wish I could change my name.

[Petewa]

Granted, but only to names befitting the opposite gender.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get a baygull.

 

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, you are now a board.

 

 

I wish ice cream was inaccessible.

[Toa Cykron]

Too bad you get all the ice cream ever made HAHAHA *snort laugh*

 

 

 

I wish you a merry christmas

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted,but everyone who walks by stares at you like youre insane,since xmas is still half a year away.

 

 

i wish for a continuation of genwun.

Edited July 29, 2015 by stargatestaticTH

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the story becomes impossible to follow, the sets are made from overly specialized elements molded with brittle plastic and the theme sucks.

 

I wish the novel was released now.

[Petewa]

Granted, a novel of how to cut the heads off of chickens is released.

 

 

 

 

I wish for a bagel.

[Toa Cykron]

Granted. Here's your freaking bagle. I spelled bagel wrong, though.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could play any video game a year before it came out

[tent163phantoka]

Granted, but they're all extremely glitchy and borderline unplayable.

 

I wish I knew what I was doing.

[Dallior]

Granted, but what you are doing is exposing the Illuminati. Now that you know, they know. You don't make it out alive.

 

I wish for the HILLS TO BE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC

[Petewa]

Gran-NO! *grabs machine gun* *fires at hills* There, now they're DEAD with the sound of music, HAPPY?

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a woodchuck to chuck Chuck Norris.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, a wood chucker chucks Chuck Norris. At YOU!

 

I wish I had all the Bionicle sets from gen 1.

[Petewa]

Granted, but they're missing all the heads and torso pieces.

 

 

 

I wish people would stop making that wish.

[Dibble Flubwibbler of DOOM]

granted, but now they all wish zayn was back with one direction.

 

i wish spiderman had 3d maneuver gear.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted,but a Titan shows up to eat him.

 

I wish Superman was real.

[McNugget]

Granted.

Krypton, however, never blows up.

 

I wish for a fish

[tent163phantoka]

Granted. The fish eats you.

 

I wish that The hills are alive, with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuuuusiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic. With songs they have sung, for a thousand yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaars!

[McNugget]

Granted, But they have squeaky voices.

 

 

Look at that you have cursed us to eternally listen to stuff worse than alvin and the chipmunks

 

I wish for Headphones

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your phone replaces your head.

 

I wish I won all the raffles on BZPower.

[Petewa]

Granted. But they no longer have prizes.

 

 

I wish someone would tell me why the first time I tried humanizing bonkles, they were compared to anime characters.