The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[McNugget]

Granted, you are now infected by THE FLOOD.

 

I wish that THE COVENANT would stop Glassing earth

[Owlexander]

Granted, they start grassing instead.

 

 

 

Can I play as Halo?

[McNugget]

Granted, you now play as Halo.

 

YOU ARE A RING, YOU CANNOT MOVE, AND CANNOT(BESIDES HOUSE LIFEFORMS) DO ANYTHING TILL THEY ARE ALL ACTIVATED.

 

I wish I wasn't Grass

[Owlexander]

Granted, you're now a- a naughty word too bad for this forum...

 

 

 

I wish I wasn't a Halo.

[McNugget]

Granted, you are now a Speech bubble saying Hello.

 

I wish I wasn't a Donkey.

[Owlexander]

Hello.

(Granted, you're now a branch)

 

 

Hello.

(I wish to be normal again!)

[McNugget]

Granted, you now can only say normal

 

I wish I was a MICROMANAGER from the LEGO MOVIE.

[Owlexander]

Normal.

(Granted, but your so small you get stomped on repeatedly.)

 

 

Normal.

(I wish to be my normal self again.)

[McNugget]

Granted, now, you can only say "My Normal Self Again"

 

I wish to be reassembled, then KRAGLED

[Owlexander]

*turns back to normal* >.>

 

Granted, but your broken again after being KRAGLED.

 

 

 

I wish for... a penny.

[Naota Takizawa]

You get a penny. That's it. No one wants them, so you're stuck with it.

 

I wish Lewa Nuva would teach me how to wind fly.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but you slam into a cliff.

 

 

I wish for an owl!

Edited June 10, 2015 by Owlexander

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it delivers hate mail to you.

 

I wish Pohatu Nuva would teach me how to rock climb.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but afterwards, your mask looks even more hideous than it did before.

 

 

 

 

I wish for the Summer 2015 wave of Bionicle to be out in stores already.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the demand is too high and the prices are raised by $100.

 

I wish Onua Nuva taught me how to be a lumberjack.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but he chops off your head.

 

 

 

I wish I had enough money to pay for all the sets.

[Naota Takizawa]

*Body wanders aimlessly trying to find my head.*

 

Granted, but the sets are sold out upon release and the store will take an entire day to restock the toys. I wish Kopaka Nuva taught me how to ice skate.

 

*Body picks up head and reattached it*

[Owlexander]

Granted, but your limbs are cut off after fooling around with the skates too much.

 

 

 

I wish for enough supplies to camp in front of my local Toys R Us.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but due to the amount of people that have the same idea as you, security guards begin kicking people away from Toys R Us, including you.

 

Tahnok-Kal wishes for a copper krana.

[McNugget]

Granted. Tahnok-Kal gets one, but is selfish and doesn't share it with others.

 

I wish for a VMKK

[Owlexander]

Granted, but it's stolen.

 

 

 

 

I wish for the dragon balls!

[McNugget]

Granted, but they are really Wyvern Balls, not Dragon Balls

 

I wish I knew how to Extend the neck on my self-Moc.

[Owlexander]

Granted, use the smallest CCBS piece available.

 

 

I wish I wouldn't have such BS deaths in Sm4sh.

[McNugget]

Granted, instead, they are beyond that

*Lucario throws Banana at the very beginning of the match*

*Forgeta gets knocked off screen*

 

I wish For a Crab

[Owlexander]

Granted, but the crab is infected with THE FLOOD VIRUS!!!

 

 

 

I wish I could impress my parents. :/

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your parents died via Disney storyline and now, you have mean step parents to impress. They are not impressed.

 

I wish for Gahlok-Kal's magnetism shields.

[McNugget]

Granted, they Magnetize ALL YOUR ELECTRONIC DEVICES

 

I wish for a Magnemite.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get magnetic termites.

 

Levahk-Kal wishes for a metallic green 4x4.

[Akavakaku]

Granted, it uses it to build a terrible weapon that destroys the world.

 

I wish for a Jurassic World lego set.

[McNugget]

Granted, but its life sized, and Sentient.

You see where I'm going with this.

 

I wish to Join the BZPRPG

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but no one interacts with you.

 

Pahrak-Kal wishes for a bronze krana Kal

Edited June 13, 2015 by Liuth

[Ghidora131]

Granted, but it's 2,000' tall, and he drops it on you.

 

I wish for BZPower to be mine!

[Jonathan Crane]

granted. it's now full of coal and carbon monoxide

 

I wish for a ps4 with Batman: Arkham Knight

[Ghidora131]

Granted, Batman and the Arkham knight show up at your door with a PS4 and, seeing as you are Scarecrow, beat the hound out of you.

 

(no, that's not a replacement word, that's a literal saying)

 

 

I wish that Jonathan Crane was not stuck in that stupid bottle.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, he's now stuck in a bottle with an annoying genie.

 

Nuhvok-Kal wishes for a dark silver Krana-Kal

[Rahkshi Guurahk]

Granted, but he can't actually have it as a krana.

I wish for more wishes.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted.  You one extra wish.

 

I wish Turahk was a rahkshi of courage.

[The Hip Historian Iaredios]

 

But then he would be of fan fiction and not canon.

 

I wish I could punch Bob Page.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you can punch a book written by anyone named bob.

 

I wish Guurahk was the rahkshi of creation.

[McNugget]

granted, but it finds distaste in its power, and jumps into a Volcano.

 

I wish for ye summer bionicle sets