The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Owlexander]

Granted, the list also includes 100 skull spiders, LoSS, and much of the wildlife of okoto.

 

 

 

 

I wish I at least had a blanket to sleep in Dragon's stomach. :/

[McNugget]

Granted, but it disintegrates in stomach Acid.

 

I wish for a Flamethrower

[Owlexander]

Granted, you now have your own personal slave the throws flames at his own will.

 

 

 

I wish I wouldn't disintegrate. ;-;

[McNugget]

Granted, instead you are stuck in my Squishy reptilian Stomach forever.

 

I wish he wasn't.

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish granted, you now have to puke him out.

 

I wish Gali existed in real life. 

[Owlexander]

Granted, but she hates you with a burning passion.

 

 

I wish I wasn't covered in puke. ;-;

[Naota Takizawa]

Aww man... Well, wish granted, you're not covered in puke. You're covered in meat and there's a Muaka on the hunt since its owner is on holidays and the babysitter got eaten. 

 

I wish Lewa would give me a powered kanohi. 

[Owlexander]

Granted, but the power is too much for you to handle and drives you mad.

 

 

 

I wish I'd stop getting eaten...

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish granted, you stop getting eaten. Instead, you start getting BEATEN!

 

I wish Pohatu would play soccer/football with me. 

[Owlexander]

Granted, but Pohatu mis-kicks and lands on straight to your groin.

 

 

I wish people would stop beating on this Muaka's stomach. ;-;

[McNugget]

Granted, the Muaka starts to regurgitate you, but stops halfway, these people are now Beating on the Muaka's Esophagus.

 

I wish for... 

[Owlexander]

Granted, 4.

 

 

I wish for this Muaka to be my pet. :3

[McNugget]

Granted, though its incredibly Violent, and the Police come and take it away, to KILL IT WITH FIRE, the only problem is, you are still in it's throat.

 

I wish for a Mk. 4 Spartan suit.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but you now have the great mind of Caboose.

 

 

I wish for my Muaka to live! ;-;

[McNugget]

no, it to violnt fr u.

 

i wsh fr btr mind smrts

[Owlexander]

I'll only grant it when you grant mine. >.>

 

 

I WISH FOR MAH MUAKA TO LIVE!!!

[McNugget]

Fin, but it hs trminl illnes

 

i wsh for btr mind smrts

[Owlexander]

Granted, but your brain is so big your head collapses.

 

 

I wish for a cure to the illness! :3

[Naota Takizawa]

The illness is terminal, so death is outside your hospital room to apply the cure once your heart is at one beat per minute.

 

I wish I could get Kopaka to teach me how to be a toa.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but not before he beats the ever living out of you first.

 

 

 

I wish for money to buy happiness.

[Naota Takizawa]

Happiness=Drugs. Cocaine starts falling out of the window and the neighbors report you to the police.

I wish Turaga Vakama would send me to find the toa stones. 

[Owlexander]

Granted, you get stoned with the other toa.

 

 

I wish I was outta jail.

[Naota Takizawa]

That's actually not a bad wish.               <= All of them are smoking weed, including me. 

 

You're out of jail and into the ghetto. 

 

I wish Turaga Nokama would help me find a date for the annual Mata Nui Prom. 

[Owlexander]

WAIT, they have one of those?!

 

Granted, Nokama pairs you with me for the prom.

 

 

I wish I had a nice suit for the prom. ;3

[Naota Takizawa]

Well, I'm pretending they do. Anyway, I misheard you and put you in an ice suit. Screw this, I'm asking out Amaya.

 

I wish Turaga Matau would teach me how to flirt with girls. 

[Owlexander]

Granted, but he teaches you how to flirt with boys instead.

 

 

...I like this ice suit, I wish I have a good date for the prom. :3

[Naota Takizawa]

I'm gonna tell Nokama to prank Matau after the prom.

 

You get to go to the prom with Kai, isn't he such a good date for the prom? 

[Owlexander]

Indeed he is. ;3

 

 

I wish for a beautiful prom dress~!

[Naota Takizawa]

I misheard you and got you a prawn dress.

 

I wish Turaga Onewa would carve a statue of Amaya and I.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but the statue gets pooped upon by rahi all over Mata Nui.

 

 

 

I wish to go to the prom with a Ce-Matoran. :3

[McNugget]

Granted, but she looks hideous.

 

I wish that I hadn't MOCed Ghiddy

[Owlexander]

How can a Ce-Matoran look hideous? They all look pretty MIND BLOWING to me.

 

 

Granted, you MOC'd me instead.

 

 

I wish the date goes well!

[McNugget]

Granted, but the next Date, had STEREOTYPICAL DISAPPROVING PARENTS.

 

I wish I could make Comicz.

[Owlexander]

Granted, we work together to create the best comic evur.

 

 

I wish the parents would approve.

[McNugget]

no, Cuz they are STEROTYPICAL DISSAPROVING PARENTS.

 

I wish to find Bonkles at garage sales tommorow.

[Owlexander]

Granted, but they're all chewed up.

 

 

I wish her parents were dead (bortmorn) and replaced with approving parents.

[McNugget]

Granted, but the APPROVING PARENTS only APPROVE of food. 

 

FORGET: DISSAPROVED

BUFFALO PIZZA: APPROVED

 

I wish to eat that Pizza

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[Owlexander]

Granted, but it's moldy.

 

 

I wish for a boat to ride away with my new Ce-Matoran gf. :3

[McNugget]

Not Granted Because... 

 

 

FORGET: DISSAPROVED

BUFFALO PIZZA: APPROVED

 

I wish that I had $10891738912613829.18

[Owlexander]

Not granted. >.>

 

 

I wish for money to buy happiness.