Specter Knight Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 You didn't wish for anything, So I assume that you wished to be covered in gunge. That then happens. I wish for it to rain chocolate.some stay dry and others feel the pain... Quote (I'll do this eventually, I swear...) My BZPRPG Characters Corpus Rahkshi Characters: Kol Arsenal Swarm Amalgamation Skyrise Characters: Zavon
Onaku Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) Granted. Chocolate rains from the sky in chunks the size of buildings, crushing everyone and everything. Some stay dry, some get soaked in blood and some... well, they don't really live long to endure that pain. You are among the unlucky few who only get a non-vital system body part crushed, that being your legs and arms in your case. And they said dark chocolate was actually good for your health... I wish to be richer than rich. Edited May 27, 2015 by Toa Onaku Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Petewa Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, sadly, Rich is the poorest man alive, owning only one penny to his name. I wish for a batman. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
McNugget Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, but on the same day you got a job as a Clown, and we all know, batman don't like Klowns, I wish my tree would eat that cat already! Quote
Petewa Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Granted. But on the same day, you become a cat, and get eaten by your tree as well. I wish for pixels. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Onaku Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Granted. Your perception of the universe becomes low-resolution, eventually ending in a cluttered pixelated mess that you can't for the life of you make sense of. I wish for the biggest blackest d-......This user has been removed from the session. Generating new wish.........New wish generated."I wish for a bagel." 1 Quote BZPRPG Profiles
McNugget Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, I wish that My Caprisun was Bottomless Quote
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted. There is no bottom, and the liquid falls out of the hole where the bottom should be. I wish for people to read the hidden message in my avatar. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Owlexander Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, but the saying reveals your deepest secrets. I wish for a redo. Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat
McNugget Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 no, don't, you don't know what kind of things happen when Recursions Occu-Granted, RECURSION. Granted, RECURSION. Granted RECURSION. Granted, RECURSION. Granted, RECURSION. Granted RECURSION.Granted, RECURSION. Granted, RECURSION. Granted RECURSION. Granted, RECURSION. Granted, RECURSION. Granted RECURSION. Granted, RECURSION. Granted, RECURSION. Granted RECURSION. Granted, RECURSION. Granted, RECURSION. Granted RECURSION. I wish that there was less Recursion Quote
Granberia Doragoon Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Ok, GRANTED! You drop dead. I wish for an onion Quote The Duke is AWESOME!!!!
McNugget Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, you get On Yon. which is some random dude with a strange name, and he likes to smear cake all over the Floor, and fly guts, and Broken TVs I wish for it to be July so I can get summer Quote
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted. It is now july of nineteen twenty-four. I wish for a bagel. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Owlexander Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, your bagel is now an annoying house wife. I wish for a redo... on life. Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat
McNugget Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted You look around, you are in a canister like device in a hospital, several of your kind are suffering the same punishment all around you, you look at a window, and there a grown-ups looking at you, you try to yell for help but no one understands you... YOU ARE OFFICIALLY A BABYI wish for more Wheat thins 1 Quote
Owlexander Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) Baba, baba boo bee ba bee bee ba boo.(Granted, but the wheat thins are sentient and helpless to be eaten by you. RIP wheat thins...) Baba be ba boo!(I wish to see the future!) Edited May 28, 2015 by Forgeta Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat
McNugget Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted...The newborn suddenly sees a vision, it shows him something horrid... Grease, Microwaves, Customers, Mayonnaise...... It horrifies him...YOU ARE NOW DESTINED TO WORK AT MCDONALDSI wish for every bonkle set ever Quote
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted. But you don't get the torso pieces, any of them. I wish for a glove. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
McNugget Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, its rubber, you are also now allergic to rubber. I wish for a Ribbon Quote
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted. You get a fancy hair ribbon, you can't get it out of you hair. I wish for a Kneef. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted. You get a removed Poison disk. I wish for an idea. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Owlexander Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 "Gaba ga goo beebee."(Granted, but that idea is a little to dark to go into detail with.) "Gabee gabee ba boo bee!"(I wish to know how to speak English again!) Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted. BUT you can only speak it in parentheses, after speaking what you intended to say in the language of the teething. I wish... ...I'm out of ideas. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Owlexander Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 "Bay bee baba boo!"(Granted, but it's alive!) "Bah bee bah boo boo..."(I wish to speak English WITHOUT also speaking in the language of teething...) Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat
McNugget Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, but you are still a babyThe Child wakes up from the Nightmare that granted him his Vision, and found himself back in the real world, and begins to Panic, once again he Cries for help. "Help! Someone Help me!" YOU HAVE SAID YOUR FIRST WORDS, YOUR PARENTS ARE HAPPY I wish that these sentient wheat thins from earlier, would stop Struggling in my stomach. Quote
Owlexander Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, they start churning. I wish to be normal age again. Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) EDIT: Ninja'd. Granted. You go from being an infant to being whatever your age was in the first place, while being rocked in your parents' arms, sudden age up was unexpected, yes? I wish for a duck. Edited May 28, 2015 by D5 Petewa Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Owlexander Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) Granted, it quacks monotonously. I wish for a million bucks! Edited May 28, 2015 by Forgeta Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat
Petewa Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted. You get a million male deers. I wish for monies. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Owlexander Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, you now have 1 "monies" I wish I had a million female deer! Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat
McNugget Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 Granted, you get 1 Million Pieces of cookie dough shaped like female deer. I wish to eat all that cookie dough and not get sick Quote
Owlexander Posted May 28, 2015 Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) Granted, though the cookie dough is also sentient and it suffocates the wheat thins, but take their place, squirming in your stomach instead. I wish Megaman Battle Network was ported to Wii U. Edited May 28, 2015 by Forgeta Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat
Dallior Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, it is only available in Third World Countries. I wish for a button. Quote "Remember when the comics forum had a lot of good stuff? Let's make that a thing again." -Kazi the Matoran
Hukster Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but the button blew up after one use.I wish I had a new pair of shoes. Quote
Petewa Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 Granted. They're over nine-thousand sizes too small. I wish for a universally spoken language that all understand but me. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
Onaku Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, but it is so simple that in the end, you can't help but begin understanding it. And then you realize everyone is talking badly about you. I wish for a large amount of powers. Quote BZPRPG Profiles
Owlexander Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 Granted, you now have a large amount of a truck brand known as "powers". I wish I had Mega Man Battle Network for WiiU. Quote |"We are the Turaga of the new generation." ~OwlexanderYouTube - Imgur - Flickr - Bionicle RPG Chat
Petewa Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 I don't know what that MEANS!!! I wish for a kneef. Quote Mataru Nui, an Interactive Adventure
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