The Corrupt-A-Wish Game!

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted, you now have the 2001 sets (they weren't released until July if i recall correctly, at least in the US so )

 

I wish i had inspiration for a new MoC.

[McNugget]

Granted, The Inspiration, however, revolves around the Platinum Avohkii.

 

I wish for it to be August 1st, 2015 A.D.

[Naota Takizawa]

Wish denied, you are sent back to 15BC.

 

I wish I was back in July 2001.

[Petewa]

Granted, but now, it's a list of things you have to try eating alive.

 

 

 

 

I wish for a for.

[Naota Takizawa]

Error, invalid wish.

 

I wish I could learn how to make kanohi.

[McNugget]

Granted, you learn how to make powerless kanohi.

 

I wish for a Wii U

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the Wii U is broken.

 

I wish Nokama existed in real life and taught a class on how Protodermis works at my school.

Edited June 18, 2015 by Liuth

[Onaku]

Granted. Turns out it's the most boring class ever, because holy moly is she taking her time. Seems like having an immortal teacher that has no concept of time passage isn't so fun after all.

 

I wish for a freaky ghost bed.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but the ghost in the bed is nocturnal and it runs off doing ghosty things, so you can't sleep on it.

 

I wish I had a Great Mahiki with a Kaukau visor and an Akaku scope.

[Onaku]

Granted, but the guy putting the visor and scope together wasn't actually a professional, and the visor is busted, as well as the scope being plain useless now.

 

I wish for a baker.

[McNugget]

Granted, but the Bakery(Along with all the supplies) Burn down.

 

I wish I didn't have Strep Throat.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you now have throat step, meaning all the sounds you can make are dubstep noises and if you speak proper English, it's auto tuned to a really high pitch.

 

I wish Hafu would carve a statue of me.

[McNugget]

Granted, but he near instantly takes it down because of ugliness.

 

I wish for SKITTLEZ

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you now get a years supply of knock off skittles, otherwise known as SKITTLEZ.

 

I wish I could take a field trip to the archives.

[McNugget]

Granted, but you think its a Petting zoo, and get eaten

 

I wish to win BBC 70

Edited June 19, 2015 by Dragon11603

[Owlexander]

Granted, but you cheated, so you're disqualified.

 

 

I wish to survive my surgery!!

Edited June 20, 2015 by Owlexander

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but your bill is pretty expensive and the surgeon won't accept widgets.

 

I wish I could become a toa by getting hit with lightning from the red star.

[Ghidora131]

Granted, except that only works right on Matoran, so you turn into a Toa and die of electrocution.

 

 

I wish for all to be Kopaka.

[Specter Knight]

Granted. Unfortunately, an Ice monster shows up, and nobody has any means of effectively defeating it. whoops.

 

I wish for more games on Steam.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but steam is just gas, so your games are ruined by the moisture.

 

I wish for a Cordak blaster.

[Kopakas Kool Kompanion]

Granted. A scale model of the cordak revolving blaster, made entirely out of an unknown radioactive substance, and weighing 50 tonnes.

 

I wish I had a fully functional life-sized cordak blaster made of metal.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but it's made of lead, which is pretty heavy.

 

I wish I had adaptive armor.

[Mushy the Mushroom]

GRANTED, BUT IT'S PINK AND HAS UNICORNS PAINTED ALL OVER IT

 

 

I WISH FOR THE WORLD'S BEST CUP OF COFFEE

[Naota Takizawa]

You get a coffee mug that says "Best dad on the beach."

 

I wish the 2009 & 2010 sets didn't exist.

[Toa Jaxus]

Even worse sets replace them.

 

I wish for all the most awesome powers from across fiction.

[Naota Takizawa]

Due to many fanboy arguments about the best powers, I decided to give you the Kraata powers that are useless at level one and they cannot be leveled up.

 

I wish I was a toa Nuva.

[Onaku]

Granted, but your Nuva symbol is instantly stolen by the Bohrok-Kal, after which a large rock falls on you.

 

I wish I was more powerful than a thousand suns.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but instead of making you more powerful than a thousand suns, I made you more powerful than a thousand dead stars.

 

I wish hero factory didn't exist.

[Onaku]

Granted. Bionicle never came back, and instead, a constraction line worse than anything ever produced by LEGO, and despite all logic and reason, it lasts for twenty years.

 

I wish for cool memes.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get some memes about cold weather.

 

I wish the new bionicle sets didn't use CCBS.

[Specter Knight]

Granted, they instead use standard bricks and become completely immovable.

 

I wish Starfox Zero would come out sooner.

[Toa Jaxus]

It does, but it's the worst game ever.

 

I wish for a time machine.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, you get a watch since it has machinery to tell and keep track of time.

 

I wish hero factory was much better than it is.

[Toa Jaxus]

Fine, but it lasts for a 100 years and bionicle never gets a reboot.

 

I wish for the power of weather control.

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but you get level one powers of weather control.

 

I wish the fire villains didn't have double sided heads.

[Nescent]

Granted, they have quadruple-sided heads.

 

I wish there was no caffeine withdrawal.

[Specter Knight]

Granted, but instead everyone forgets to drink coffee at all and Starbucks (and by extension, Costa) goes out of business.

 

I wish the sky was purple

[Nescent]

Granted: It is sunset all the time all over the world. Due to a lack of sunlight, all plant life dies. Humans are driven mad and spend their lives walking towards the sunset, hoping to one day catch up to the setting sun.

 

I wish for one dollar.

[Onaku]

Granted. But it's a fake dollar.

 

I wish for a million real dollars,

[Naota Takizawa]

Granted, but they're in widgets and the bank accuses you of fraud, leading to your arrest.

 

I wish I could be super popular in corpus rahkshi.

Edited June 27, 2015 by Lewa the Soaring Champion